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Girl how is ANYONE playing this game with a ranged character

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There's the curiosity that leads one over a hill and the curiosity that kindles a house fire.

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Dumbest poll I've come up with but eh i'm bored

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On one hand, I’m not entirely sold on calling my Ingellvar Dietrich bc it’s so similar to Emmrich, on the other hand, the ship name would be RichRich

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the guards at Fort Drakon: thank fuck we locked away the Warden. They won't be able to get away now!

the Famous Broma Brothers:

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Veilguard spoilers if you squint realllly hard:

I think one of my biggest complaints with Veilguard is that it just kinda dumped a lot of the main lore of the series, but didn’t really give us much side lore to chew on. Everything’s related to the main plot in some way, so none of the side quests really feel like side quests and there’s no extra juicy tidbits. And because there’s no DLC plans, we’re not getting any.

Sure, we got big answers to some of the biggest questions we’ve had about Thedas, but what new information did we get about anything else? We went to Rivain, but what did we learn about it? What did we learn about their matriarchal and egalitarian society that values the insight of seers and spirits? What more do we know about Par Vollen? What’s happening in Seheron? What do the people of Treviso do on a daily basis? What unique beliefs do the Ander people hold? What do the arts look like in Minrathous?

It’s like serving a main course with no side dishes to me.

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here's a funny bit of official concept art that shows spite pouring hot coffee on a sleeping lucanis.

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Davrin is suuuch a fake idgaf-er about those griffons from day one

You’re just their bodyguard? Okay then how come Assan immediately comes up and rubs against your leg first thing? How come you’re the one who thought of his name? How come you can individually call out the griffons in the cages to reassure them?

Uh huh. Suuuure you’re “just their bodyguard.” I DONT BELIEVE YOU, YOU CARE ABOUT THEM SOOOOO MUCH ! YOU LOVE THOSE WEIRD LITTLE CATBIRDS!

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I missed my girl 💕

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OSHA eat your heart out

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PISSING SHITTING THROWING UP. I fully expected bioware to have completely forgotten about the canon vampire thing and made a whole entire Rook for the concept. Only for them to re-confirm the existence of vampires and give some backstory that fits with my Rook jcjjdjsjjsjs

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child of the necropolis and whatever that does to development or smth

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more bellara <3

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The sweetest married couple in all of Thedas

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Hold on. If Solas absorbed Flemeth’s god essence, then why does Morrigan have it?

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hell yea he got the moves

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No bc it’s literally canon that Manfred has an allowance. I present this codex entry for your consideration:

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A Monthly Stipend

1 don't understand why Lucanis claims it's "bizarre" for Manfred to receive a modest monthly stipend.

Manfred may need the funds one day, and he's capable of making small purchases! (With supervision.) I admit, however, he fancies the strangest things. Some recent acquisitions:

-A silver-backed Antivan hand mirror.

-Twenty blue marbles.

-Four sticks of chalk. (He presented one to Harding.)

-A jeweled brooch shaped like a lizard. (I had to make up the difference. He must learn to tell copper from gold.)

-A brass cup.

-A rather fine quill knife. (Confiscated.)

-Two pounds of almonds. (Removed to the kitchen.)

-Yet more string.

The latest item cost nothing. Manfred's become very fond of a little wooden stick he enjoys pointing about.

-From Emmrich's diary

Emmrich and Lucanis are the sugar daddies of the most deranged, broke-ass group of idiots in all of Thedas. It’s canon because I said it

Bellara doesn’t even know she’s supposed to be paid for work. Like, genuinely confused by the concept

Neve takes jobs from people who are basically paying her in promises and vibes

Harding lost that sweet Inquisition paycheck ages ago and is just scraping by on pure optimism

Taash probably has money somewhere but would rather set herself on fire than spend a single coin

Davrin has more holes than socks. Assan eats his pennies

My Rook is a certified Lords of Fortune dumbass with the impulse control of a magpie and a “mild” case of kleptomania. She’s in debt to people she hasn’t even met yet

Meanwhile, Lucanis is out here with two mansions, the bougiest assassin rates in Thedas, and Emmrich has what’s basically tenure at Mourn Watch Trump University, walking around dressed like my house down payment. These two are 100% bankrolling this lineup of freeloader chucklefucks

Manfred needs pocket money? Emmrich’s got him, we all know that. Also slipping a little extra to his girlfriend because she’s, you know, decades younger and strapped for cash

Then the rest of these clowns line up like it’s Thedas’ Saddest Payday, Lucanis included (he’s just there to see how far he can push Emmrich)

Emmrich finally sets up a budget spreadsheet, Lucanis whips out an abacus, and Mondays are officially allowance day with Emmrich and Lucanis alternating who’s dishing out the gold each week

This group of morons has turned adventuring into take your sugar daddy to work day

Emmrich and Lucanis are now writing “Weekly Allowance” as a line item in their budgets