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Dragon Age Smash or Pass Tournament but with some twists

Alright people, I'm bored and sad and I'm looking to entertain myself, and so I have naturally decided to hold a poll. But not just any poll... A TOURNAMENT! However, in order to make things more interesting, there will be some rules

Tournament rules:

No player characters without exception, so there will be no Hawke

Romance options will not be included

Fan favorite characters that several people would fuck over the rest of the cast anyway will not be included (Duncan, Flemeth, Nathaniel? GET TO THE PILE WITH THE OTHERS)

Things to keep in mind:

Characters that are technically fuckable are allowed, but only if there are at least a near equal amount of people who want them dead

This isn't a "most hated" or "least fuckable" poll, but an arcane mixture of characters that range from hated, unfuckable, sorta liked, characters I PERSONALLY like but think would be funny to see them here, or just boring

This is practically a shit post with extra steps. That's really it

The competitors

So, simply because I think it would be REALLY funny, I would appreciate some suggestions for characters to include in this shit show. I have some ideas already, and if this doesn't get enough traction I'll obviously just fill it in myself, but if you have any characters you'd like to see included that follow the criteria mentioned above then PLEASE DO SEND THEM! Comment, reblog, my inbox - IDC JUST FEEL FREE TO DROP SUGGESTIONS!

I want this FILLED! Reblogs are appreciated! 🙏

EDIT:

To those unaware, We are starting soon!!!!

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I don’t make character/ship playlists, but I would consider any Solas playlist without the Johnny Cash cover of Hurt as incomplete as a solavellan playlist without Silver Springs

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The Black Emporium Dragon Age Inquisition (2014)

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Taash - Tracking the Fangscortcher

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+ black and white stage cus I like it

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If bioware ever confirms that the viper is the Black Divine I I will have to be put down like a rabid dog I fear. “Hmm. I could do my fucking job in order to work against the Venatori and liberate the oppressed, but instead I’ll just fucking vanish I guess and run around with these rebels and do it in secret! Maybe I’ll even fuck around and get BLIGHTED which could lead to one of the very people I’m working against taking my job!”

If you like that headcanon, fine. (And yes. I’m aware of the in game hints about it) It’s not my problem. You don’t need my permission to think whatever you want about it. I just cANNOT think that it would be a good writing choice

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The intrusive thoughts won.

(wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-Emmrich)

Thank you, @aldisobey and @emmg for enabling this sin against art.

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A tempting offer, hurry up!

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Illario Dellamorte [2/∞] Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024) | dev. Bioware

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Davrin may have welcomed Rook back from saving the Dalish a bit too enthusiastically ✨

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I think most of Veilguard could have been avoided if Solas got Cole in the divorce.

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Lucanis Dellamorte 🐦‍⬛💜✨

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Solas is a very talented artist. The art we see from him is genuinely amazing. But I assume he wasn't amazing right off the bat. There must have been a learning curve, especially as he got used to having a body. He must've started from somewhere.

Do you think he ever drew Mythal like this

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Do you think anything you did mattered, Hawke?

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mullet sketch!!

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Do I think lich!Emmrich would pull a Quentin after romanced Rook’s death and Frankenstein a body together, throw a spirit in that thing, and keep his lover for eternity? No. But I think it would be a really good gothic horror fanfic concept.