#i do this to my coworkers on accident
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the tfw dynamics with jack are so interesting to me because like. the most destiel “proof” (so to say) we get is from the concept that jack has of dean being his dad. and this stems from cas being his dad, and whatever their relationship is just being so horribly obvious that jack assumes they’re together and treats dean like a father figure.
and yet!! the kicker!! is that sam and cas are jack’s parents!! dean wants nothing to do with raising that kid but still ends up roped into it somehow.
#post-jack arrival supernatural is just a very long version of the accidental baby acquisition trope#except the only person this is an accident for is dean#bro DOES NOT want to be involved in raising jack and yet. continues to somehow end up being a father figure. its amazing#im convinced someone wrote the sam cas parents storyline into the script but then after the first episode of jack being around#half of them were like. but what if DEAN was his dad instead. and they wrote it out the worst way possible#its genuinely amazing cause somehow they managed to trick all of the characters and like. all the destiel shippers that this was the truth#but no!!! sam is the mother. if you will.#the real tragedy of late seasons spn is the sastiel parents erasure#dean does not want to be there get my guy out. accidental step-dad moment#dean’s like chat my situationship is raising a child with my brother but i want this kid dead. what do i do#and everyone just said Lol what if you were. his dad tho. and didnt look back#the consequences of being oblivious about your gay crush on your coworker/best friend/partner in crime etc etc.#supernatural#spn#tfw#tfw 2.0#jack kline#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester#destiel#sastiel#sam yaps about spn
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i'm applying for a fellowship that required my faculty supervisor to write me a letter of support and yesterday he very shyly emailed to say he was nearly done but wanted to confirm my pronouns. i'm a cis woman who is just very very tall (before you ask: 6'2") and uses a nickname bc my given name is too Dutch for most folks (apparently) but i have just discovered that for the last two-ish months i've been in the program, everyone has been dancing around my pronouns and substituting my name more than is normal bc no one wanted to misgender me and were apparently just waiting for someone to either use pronouns in front of me or for me to use them myself and i think i have truly reached my final queer form
#this is kind of wild tho right bc like. usually no one used pronouns in your presence bc they are designed to be used to replace a name#so like yeah. it's true. you're not really around when people are using your pronouns. lol#and i never thought much about people stumbling over my name/how they reference me in seminar bc. well. i'm used to that#my given name usually makes people just blue screen with panic when they have to say it out loud so i didn't think anything of it#turns out they were about to use a pronoun and switched to saying avery last second. and i am tickled about it.#people also knew i was bisexual wayyyyy before i ever said the words out loud myself#like a tonne of people's reactions were that they thought i'd been out for a while#and talking to an old coworker about a weird conversation i had with my old boss asking me if queer employees felt okay being “out” at work#and i was like “pfft. he didn't even know he was talking to a closeted queer employee!”#and she looked at me like i was so so naive and said “i think he knew exactly what he was doing when he chose to ask you that”#and turns out he was probably just baiting me to out myself bc that's the kind of place that was and yeah queer ppl don't feel safe JAMES#but anyway.#i know i'm not cis in the way most people consider themselves cis#i use they/them when i'm being self-referential - mostly by accident - but i prefer everyone else use she/her#at least for now#but i don't feel like i'm not cis either? bc i am the gender i was born with - which is... none? maybe?#and i know that's not how everyone interacts with the cis/trans labels. and that's fine. you do you and i'll do me yk?#but i don't wanna be seen as agender/non-binary by using they/them or even she/they#if people sense gender tomfoolery themselves then i actually feel much better about that than if i identified with she/they tbh lol#actually i want that as an option when selecting gender now#sex? female. gender? tomfoolery.
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I was scrolling thru the pokemon teraleak tag and saw you said "gmorning"- you missed the opportunity to say "good meowning"
AW HECK
#i normally do say 'gmewmew' but a lot of this isn't fully on purrpose#when I'm messaging my coworkers at my job i have to focus extra hard to stop myself from typing 'mew' instead of 'you'#and even then sometimes i still do it on accident#but yeah#the only intentional cat pun in that post was 'everykitty'#I'm not gonna edit the post but thank mew for sharing!!!!!
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i have no impulse control and this sound was a vocal stim for like. way too long last(?) year and boom this is happening.
#kwazii: it’s not a real bomb#OR WAIT NO WHAT IF#peso: OH FUDRUCKER-#WHY IS THERE A BOMB IN THE ROOM WHY IS THERE A BOMB IN THE ROOM WHY IS THERE A BOMB IN THE ROOM#barna: it’s not a *real* bomb#peso: SHJDSH WE WENT THRU ALL THIS AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH A *B O M B*#kwazii: omg it’s a bomb! :D#the idea being that like#barna is casually chilling in the med bay waiting for peso with a knife or sword or smth still stabbed in his arm#and peso walks in#looks up#and is just like FFS#he is so done with everything#and barna is like peso cub bestie boo coworker doctor son silly my little guy#it’s literally just a stab wound to the bicep#i’m literally fine i just need it sterilized and stitched up it isn’t even that deep#and peso is soooo done with this bs fhjgdghhf#and then kwazii walks past the open medbay door and is like ‘oh my god it’s a knife/sword! :DD’#i’m actually really enjoying this tho#i did something on accident and turns out it was what i needed to do to make my poses less stiff#so i call this an art exercise#plus it’s good for expressions and dramaticized stylization#slay#octonauts#octonauts fandom#captain barnacles#octonauts kwazii#octonauts barnacles#octonauts peso#coral’s silly art
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its really cool how this library has three (3) staff members to cover seventy-seven (77) open hours. fifty-three (53) in the summer, which is not so bad except when one (1) librarian is on another continent for a month and i wake up in just awful stomach pain on a day i'm supposed to open (not part of my normal duties and no, i have not been given a key). options are go to work like this and suffer for nine hours (nine hour shift with an unpaid lunch break five hours in) or call out sick less than an hour from open and screw my coworker (she's fine and i don't dislike her) into working an eleven hour day.
#and its my birthday#maybe i will go and suffer for four hours until coworker arrives and go home sick THEN#which will involve screwing her out of her lunch break so not that much better#this is what happens when you lay people off LITERALLY BY ACCIDENT and refuse to rehire#how do you even goddamn do that anyway
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why do i feel weirdly guilty for taking a day off of work to have necessary surgery 🤡
#they said i could go back to work but i did that last time and it was a pain so i took the day off#and i did a bunch of errands and Accomplished Things instead of napping which is what i wanted to do#then finally sat down to watch a movie and eat and im like....feeling guilty for not being at work#insane#to be fair the hour before i left yesterday was crazyyyy bc we had a kind of crisis#ibstayed a half hour late bc there wasnt enough coverage due to the crisis and i did my coworker's clean up for her bc she literally left#without finishing it#bc she was freaking out#crisis is one of the kids had lice lol#anyway she left without finishing her cleanup even tho the owner of the school and our boss's boss dropped by#to let us know the health department was coming thennext day (today)#and she Went Home even tho there was literally cottage cheese all over the floor wtf#anyway i was watching the kids while my supervisor bagged up all the stuffed toys and sheets and blankets etc to wash#then i did my other co teachers cleanup while my supervisor tried to do afternoon diapers but she was so late starting only 4 kids were lef#out of like 8 or 10 that probably should have been changed#so half of them went home without a final diaper change lmao#anyway#bugs 😬#i got a lice treatment shampoo and leave in conditioner but yuck#anyway i just felt really bad bc im out and they always need people but also im out on the day we're getting a ladt minute health inspectio#and i know that classroom is gross bc the cleaning crew thats supposed to come in every night has definitely not been doing that#this has been a shitpost#anyway my eye surgery hurts so bad wah 😭#its not even supposed to hurt that much but im like wicked sensitive to the light or something that it hurts a lot even w eye shields#and nobody is babying meeee#my mom made me clean the kitchen and the barn when we got home :(#my brother is making gf cookies for me tho but not bc of the surgery he just wants to try baking gf for me in general bc he's nice#also he's making 61 cookies by accident instead of 18 bc he doubled the recipe and then realized it was a recipe forngiant cookies lmao
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How do you call Aziraphale when talking about him.
Like do you say:
Aziraphale, Azi, Zira, Azira, * any of Furfur pronouncements *, Angel, Sunshine, Mr.Fell or something else?
kind of random, but okay. when i'm talking about him, i just call him Aziraphale. but when i'm talking to one of the many Aziraphale rp accounts (on the rare occasion), i'll call him Mr. Fell
#just a thing#my parents might as well have beat me into calling anyone older than me Mr./Ms./Mrs. [insert last name here]#obviously i only have to call my superiors that now but sometimes i'll accidentally call one of my coworkers Mr./Mrs./Ms. on accident#i get heckled about it sometimes#ask#?#oh yah i'm on my computer so the question mark is the best i can do instead of an emoji#Aziraphale#good omens#Mr. Fell
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Yep fine god bless america i would die for the 118.
#car accidents just suck#Buck is a disaster#i could fix him and make him a snack#seriously why do I want to mother buck so hard#i’m drunk tagging#season 5 finale#Chimney is the best dad actually#how many babies do you think the 118 has delivered#buckley siblings heal my childhood trauma#I’m not sure Taylor did that much wrong#This random amnesia couple are cute#hope he remembers her#damn Buck breaking up with a woman is growth#he’s not clinging#eddie come back your job is tweeting#cap got so close to drinking omg please don’t#HEN AND KAREN WEDDING X2#oh that’s adorable#they look beautiful#Ravi is adorable can he get more story#the criuse tickets happen at the end of season 5?#bobby is a planner#I love them#Obviously never try to replace Chimney again#that’s how we get serial killer coworkers#911 abc#911 fox#118 firefam
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I will continue being gone for a few days, sadly my original al plan of releasing the newest chapter of The Consequence Of Imagination's Fear has also been delayed. My apologies
Can't go into detail because its hush hush not-legally-mentionable stuff but today is my fifth 12 hour no-break work day. I'm also packing to move too in a fortnight (which is a Big Yahoo!! Yippee!! I'll finally have access to a kitchen!! And no more mold others keep growing!!! So exciting!!!)
#syncrovoid.txt#delete later#OKAY SO! this makes it sound like i have a super important job but really we are understaffed and ive barely worked there a year now#graduated college a few years early 'cause i finished high school early (kinda? it's complicated)#now i am in a position where i am in the role of a whole Quality Assurance team (testing and write ups)#a Task Manager/Planner#Software Developer and maybe engineer? not sure the differences. lots of planning and programming and debugging ect ect#plus managing the coworker that messed up and doing his stuff because it just isnt good enough. which i WILL put in my end day notes#our team is like 4 people lol. we severely need more because rhe art department has like 10 people??#crunch time is.. so rough..#its weirdddddd thinking about this job since its like i did a speedrun into a high expectations job BUT in my defense i was hired before#i graduated. and like SURE my graduating class had literally 3 people so like there was a 86%-ish drop out rate??#did a four year course in 2 BY ACCIDENT!! i picked it on a whim. but haha i was picked to give advice and a breakdown on the course so it#could be reworked into a 3 year course (with teachers that dont tell you to learn everything yourself) so that was neat#im rambling again but i have silly little guy privileges and a whole lot of thoughts haha#anywho i am SO hyped to move!! I'll finally get away from the creepy guy upstairs (i could rant for days about him but he is 0/10 the worst)#it will be so cool having access to a kitchen!! and literally anything more than 1 singular room#(it isnt as bad as it sounds i just have a weird life. many strange happenings and phenomenons)#<- fun fact about me! because why not? no one knows where i came from and i dont 100% know if my birthday is my birthday#i just kinda. exist. @:P#i mean technically i was found somewhere and donated to some folks (they called some different people and whoever got there first got me)#but still i think it is very silly! i have no ties to a past not my lived one! i exist as a singularity!#anywho dont think about it too hard like i guess technically ive been orphaned like twice but shhhhhhhh#wow. i am so sleep deprived. i am so so sorry to anyone who may read this#i promise im normal#@:|
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I'm up too early. I went to a friend's party and by god I stayed too long talking and doing drugs fjdkfhjf (ITS 5AM!!! Hell on earth) BUT. I do want a little record of like. How absolutely nice these people were - I'd never met them before, and they were so like. Nice and accepting and we had soooo many chats about being transgender (this was like. All 40yr old cis men) and they were just great. Like yes I stayed wayyyyy too long but by god were they some of the nicest people ever. I love my job (I get to meet cool af people and do free drugs and have fun. Like it's perfect)
#parks.txt#like yes i am like. going to have the worst time tomorrow. going to be sooo hungover#but i was invited just like. by accident really (coworker mentioned me and was like oh! parker wants to do something! and they were like#absolutely bring parker here right now. i love parker" which i was like 😭😭😭 waaaa thank you#but i got free drugs and met so many fun people and they all liked me!#the 2 guys i was talking too were like. so nice and so interested in what my experience was as a trans man and were so understanding#like actually they were 2 of the nicest 30/40yr olds ive ever come across. and we just stayed talking about eeeeverything until 5am like#it was just amazing. i wanted a night out amd by god did i have it. im honestly sad its over cause it was so much fun like#everyone there eas amazing but those two and the hosts (who ive done their hair before) were like. woe just amazing. such good people#i cant even describe! anyways. thats enough from me. sorry lol i want a record of like. judt how much fun i had and how good a convo i had#so here we are. amazing guys. amazing party. perfect for me to let loose. amazing. just what i needed ❤️
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I May just be a little accident prone.
Just a little.
#speculation nation#me talking just a bit ago about being accident prone#and then. just now. i was holding tally#crouched slavic style. ya kno.#had her in my lap all lovin on her. and then i went to set her down#and her back claw caught on my leg hfkdhd but like kinda a lot#it's um. kind of a curve around the inside of my knee?#relatively straight when my knee is bent (as it was) but standing i got a weird curve#this bitch is a good 6-8 inches long of a scratch. what the hell am i doing#maybe my coworkers are right. maybe i do need to exist in bubble wrap#BIRTHDAY FIIIIT claw stab on the cheek and half a foot long curved scratch on my leg. booyah
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I've got to stop doom scrolling on Reddit because it's practically all I've done outside of work the past few days and I am mentally at the lowest I've been in years
#rae.post#i want to stay informed but also im destroying myself doing so#plus stay informed on what? how fucked we are? how helpless we are?#how short of an assassination or an extremely well-timed series of 'accidents' could possibly save us?#i just feel horrible and yet numb at the same time. i went to work like normal today. im working on the same monthly reports#my coworker's dog got sprayed by a skunk. the boss is bringing a guy over for a tour later. sports are being discussed#nothing's changed materially for me. im still incredibly privileged but aside from giving money (which i try to do) what else can be done?
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You can also recognize someone by the sounds of their breathing. I do that with my family and it's hilarious when I know who they are when they're trying to sneak up on me lol
bruce is one of those people who can recognize others by the sound of their footsteps, their smell (and ONLY THAT), their voice, just like, anything really
and when other, normal, people find it weird, he just goes "well, tim does it too"
(that's NOT reassuring, bruce)
#i bring this up because i have horroble eyesight which lead to me just automatically memorizing pathways in places i work/live at#so that i wouldnt have to turn on the lights. which has lead to me walking up on my family and coworkers and accidentally giving them#a heartattack. so they try to do the same to me with minimal success. the problem is that im not actually trying to scare them#to me i just legit walk up. any noise i make trying to signal that im behind them doesnt get noticed by them apparently#considering that im currently living with my mother rn she keeps getting jumpscared and has threatened to bell me#my older sibling and i also stay on the same train of thought and can talk at the same time and tone. we got called#ill admit there are a couple of times where i did scare her on purpose but a good 85% was on accident#which she doesnt believe because everytime her reactions are tp funny and i just fall over laughing. she jumps. throws her hands up#screams and everything#me basically: mother im sorry for all the heartattacks but im genuinely not doing this on purpose i swear *cant stand due to laughing*#at my last job though we had heavy and baggy uniforms and steel toes are common in that field metal and plastic bits got carried in pockets#so it took effort be stealthy. but my old job also had a noisy environment most of the time. which lead to hilarious moments#where i (below average height) would seemingly appear out of nowhere and give my coworkers (6ft+) heartattacks. yelling included#i accidentally scared my workplace of 80+ people so much that one of the managers had to tell me to walk louder#the best part thoigh is that because im so small and theyre so tall is that they wouldnt see me at first glance if i was sitting and they#walk in the room. they could walk up right next to me asking where i was and id just look up and say 'right here' and theyd just die#theres nothing more satisfying than seeing macho men scream like a little girl when the only thing you did was sitting still#my older sibling and i are also on the same train of thought when messing with others we can talk at the same time. tone. and mannerisms#we got called 'the twins from the shining' once from an ice cream store worker even though we are five years apart and dont look alike#for as much as most of the times ive scared someone being accidentall. their fear fills me as much and well as a feast does#its because a lot of people see me and think im dainty and innocent. its honestly sad how many people are surprised when i cuss
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love when i have an interaction w a coworker that i perceive as slightly awkward and then i feel like they hate me 💀
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#you're never gonna believe this.#sh venting below.#>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>#so i have a coworker who is a psychologist with a MASTER'S DEGREE.#as in her last day is in like 9 days bc she's off to a counseling job.#and she saw my arm and was like omg what happened.#and because i'm a super nice person i was obviously really polite.#i was like ''oh i was in a freak accident that left me with several perfectly parallel wounds.-#[name] what do you think happened? you're a psychologist.''#and she was like ''oh. i'm sorry. ... you okay?''#NO????#anyways.#that was yesterday so today will be interesting.#like i can't wait to see if this is a got reported to HR thing or not.#so many times in my life i have had to have ''no i am not actively suicidal. yes i self mutilated. no really i have no intention to kill-#-myself. like. really. hand on the bible. 911 would in fact make this one hundred million times worse. i will just leave the premises-#if you call 911. this is not an emergency. do not waste your time my time and the officials' time. can i go back to work now.''#—peter
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i was thinking about what that ex-Disney Imagineer said to me the other day, on my movement and timing, when she seemed legitimately delighted to see me gliding around my coffeeshop and serving customers. like
im damn good at hitting my marks on stage time in time over and over and over and over with other people WHILE HOLDING A BIG LIVE SNAKE! i may be an anxious autistic adhd weirdo who scares hoes, but that's gotta count for something!
and it actually, genuinely healed my soul a little bit to realise that's still coming through. i loved that dance so much that my body still follows the steps for me, even in a completely different place and time.
#original post#actually: it is not the snakes but the big turtles you need to watch out for and it is not for the reason you think.#if you shake a big boy snapping turtle too much he will drop his peepee and you DON'T want to flash the audience if you can help it#nothing wrong with seeing animal peepee it's just a bit distracting#so. i have to do all this waltz and dance while holding a snake and/or turtle#gliding neatly around my coworkers who are doing the exact same while watching their marks too#operating the AV equipment if necessary#and also not literally showing the audience a penis by accident#also: i can do all of this while locked in a room with someone who fucking hated me at the time staring me down and#he loved both snakes and music more than life itself and#honestly truly? i think he was secretly a bit jealous that i managed to pick up all THAT and he just couldn't seem to get the hang#he is a musician and considers himself a cool mysterious goth but i also had to put diaper ointment on his ass cuz he didn't bother to look#before squatting on a patch of poison ivy.#good afternoon#me
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