#i promise im normal

[ghost-the-writer]

If I had a nickel for every Anya and Damian parallel when they’re referring to each other’s families I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[mochacharmellia]

Fun mocha fact: I love Minori Hanasato

[strugglingsapphic]

when they start dating, red's definitely still traumatized and chloe's a lil gentleman, so game night becomes a staple indoor date for them. When they play monopoly for the first time, and chloe sees her girlfriends eyes light up and her smile get bigger when she spots the metal top hat she asks why it makes her happy, she learns about a mad hatter named Maddox, a man who cared for Red like she was his daughter.

So when the next time they play, chloe can't find the top hat piece, and when she looks at Red who's gotten up to fetch something out of the jacket she's been wearing that day and sees her come back with a mini metal top hat, she just smiles, because she's so happy that Red can find a little bit of comfort in that tiny little figure in her hand.

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I wanna snap Lucifer in half at the waist and shake him up like glow stick

[vinegar-rights]

Rips off my shirt like a werewolf transformation

[bakdbfi]

Very important update this week

LOOK AT THEM

Amon looks so happy 🥹

Beleth folding laundry with his husband

[redr0sewrites]

disneys wish spoilers!

today i watched wish and ohhh my gooooood the absolutely UNHOLY things i would do to this man

i need him carnally.

i got the photos from pinterest btw

[neverfeverdream]

“…end recording.”

•••

“sUppLementaL”

*pupils dilate to the size of saucers*

[psychadollics]

Tears in my Latina eyes…

Anyways I wanna fuck him so so so so so so SO hard… like Ik he’s like invincible but I wanna abuse his prostate with a steel pole until it turns into fucking mush. I am actually so happy I can ramble about shit like this without some loser going “BUT HOMELANDER IS A VILLAIN HES NOT LIKE THAT” he’s a villain who is canonically submissive to a degree, shut up.

Yk in a world full of butchlander fans it’s pretty hard for us homecest likers…. (Joking i love butchlander, I’m just an extreme sucker for selfcest)

I actually rlly need y’all to see where I’m coming from with this homecest tho. We all know despite the raging insecurities, he absolutely loves himself and knows he’s the shit. Unfortunately because people close to him and also people on the outside only see the murderous control freakish power whore, nobody else recognizes how “perfect” he is. This obviously makes it hard to find the love he desperately wants, so instead of constantly trying to suck it out of other people he just settles with himself! Not in the “oh well being single is fine way” but in the “I’m gonna jerk off in the mirror praising myself over and over, then later tonight I’m gonna kiss up and down my body until the taste of my own flesh makes me sick” way.

Should i make a fanfic abt this… would that be weird..

[tiramegtoons]

Here is your delivery~

[somdxr]

tw: rendered raw meat (gore?), blood

do we fw ford in a lady gaga meat dress or no

[mikeyreilly]

mat barzal's hands | 2024

[vldfix]

nobody wants to watch voltron with me because i know the entire script off by heart and i pause to commentate anytime anything happens and i go on 10 minute tangents before unpausing

[cavity-draws]

Embarrassment and Sadness

……. I can explain, I swear-

[canyounotyouheathen]

If Misty was as obsessed with Mari as she was with Nat, Mari would have been a survivor. Imagine adult MistyMari, enemies to lovers type shit. Like do y’all see the vision? Do y’all see the potential? Am I insane for liking this crack ship? AO3 AUTHORS DROP ANOTHER MISTYMARI FANFIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!! 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[fo0lizsh]

this is my contribution the the Mindhack fandom hi guys