#i do ship them your honor

[on-the-clear-blue]

I am thinking about Damian growing up now adays and it's just hilarious to me.

Like yes, he speaks like a Victorian child but also needs to say skibidi. That boy needs to be infested with brainrot and curse Jon out every time he thinks "That's not Sigma" unironically.

Also just the idea of Damian, on TikTok, very entrenched in the anime community, his accounts keep getting banned since he honest look over 13 and he is starting beef with everyone for their bad anime hot takes.

He would have fun doing cosplays, since training with the LoA taught him how to do his own makeup and disguises, his cosplays look so good

But also...

Damian, dressed up like Izuku and Jon next to him dressed as Bakugo, in the middle of a cringe anime pose: Now you come in and push me again the wall, and we lip sync

Jon, only got to be Bakugo since he can make his eyes turn red naturally, follows Damians directions: So, push you to the wall, I get closer, we do the first few lines of the song?

And before Damian can confirm, Dick bursts into the room, a smile on his face and a bag full of treats for Damian and Jon to share, he starts to speak but the words dies in his throat, eyes jumping from the camera propped up on some books, Damian pushed against the wall, and Jon leaning close against him.

Before Damian can even react, Jon is tossed across the room, and Damian is being hoisted out of his own bedroom window while Dick screams about him being too young.

[shyaringan]

If I became the monster

to everyone but us

[gods-favorite-autistic]

If the bad kids played Minecraft

Gorgug: redstone builder my guy loves making rollercoasters and security systems and anything redstone for the others, loves the enchantment table and fights monsters purely for xp, has a little farm of rainbow sheep and flowers, his workshop looks like a flower (Fabian may or may not have made it he just came to the joint world and found it there one day)

Fabian: achievement maniac he must prove that he is the best at the game, loves all the fortresses and like the raids and all of that, fights any monster he sees and brings the spoils back to Adaine for her building, hoards all the gold and diamonds he finds and refuses to share, once killed a piglin on accident and had to give all of his gold to Fig, main person who finds and downloads mods for everyone (he has the nicest computer after all), has a list of which person got one mod after everyone started fighting about who requested a shaders mod that just makes everything look really pretty but also insanely slows everyone’s fps (it was Gorgug he liked how it looked)

Fig: trying to make and collect everything she physically can and if she can’t she will find a way, has about a million mods installed because why not (her personal world is like 4 fps), “rules the nether” (Adaine turned a fortress into a castle for her and she only trades with piglins), has at least one cd playing at any time and tries to start a campaign for one of her songs to become an official cd (it almost works)

Riz: automates everything and anything he can, just does insane experiments for funsies, has a gang of iron golems and a village that he rules with an iron fist (is very offended that fig refuses to trade with his villagers, has waged war on the nether multiple times but Fabian (his “knight”) and Gorgug (Figs “knight”) refuse to fight each other), Kristen is banned because she keeps trying to start a rebellion

Adaine: the builderrr girlie likes her games on peaceful and her structures luxurious, she made a castle for all of her friends in her joint world (even if Fig and Riz usually sleep in their kingdoms), does not know how to fight in the slightest so she just enlists Fabian and Gorgug (Riz makes her pay to enlist Fabian in tnt no Adaine he is not making another nuke what are you talking about), genuinely a good archer but freaks out anytime she sees a monster and becomes instantly useless so she mainly uses it for hunting purposes

Kristen: loves mining, also has a million pets like if she can find a way to make it a pet she will (she once tamed a polar bear nobody knows how), her room in Adaine’s castle is in the basement with little mining carts that Gorgug made her that go throughout basically their whole world, runs as fast as she can away from any Warden chamber (she cannot fight), has an army of snowmen in a cage, technically has a fee for being the blacksmith of the group but forgets every time, has a White House built somewhere in the world after the school election

Bonus!

Ayda: Crafts books so she can write in them, lives in Figs castle in another room than Fig (for the drama, according to Fig)(“the fans will love it!” “My love who are you talking about nobody is watching us” “excuse you my tumble audience is very much enjoying our live-blogged tragic love” “my paramour we are literal blocks”), rotates between living there and living in the tallest tower in Adaine’s castle, is fascinated by Gorgugs inventions

Ragh: Fighter, insists on only using his bare fists, drinks any potion he finds, is the only person willing to go on raids with Fabian and Gorgug, figured out a way to play bloodrush in game, loves elytra’s, lives in a dirt hut that is big enough for him to stand in next to a bed and nothing else, Adaine built him a room (that looks like a gym) in her castle but he prefers dirt hut

Aelwyn: Only on there for the cats, steals Kristen’s cats any chance she gets, surprisingly really good at fighting but refuses to fight unless absolutely necessary, has one mod on for herself and it’s the shapeshifting mod (no clue if that’s a mod or part of a game mode) so she can prank Adaine anytime she wants, loves making tnt even if she doesn’t use it (“the goblin uses it in funny ways” “Aelwyn he is exploding a village” “like I said funny”), fucking hates goats and polar bears for no reason

[ultimate-marysue]

Guys, just as a concept: not every ship has to be composed by someone who is 100% a top and someone who is 100% a bottom. If that's what you want to do with the ship, all the power to you! But like, if you want them to switch they can actually. Don't limit yourself!

[braisedhoney]

How about factoid for Danny or Jazz?

i think you’re great.

(how bout both? :D a danny and a jazz to close out today’s small batch of prompts!)

original color palette meme here!

[hiragis]

Losing him was blue, like I'd never known Missing him was dark gray, all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know Somebody you never met But loving him was red Loving him was red

[uzi-x33]

as promised, tv girl saiouma💙🩷 this is pt.1 !!

[purplew]

tHIS IS THE LEVEL OF UNHINGED IM HERE FOR

[krysmcscience]

I will be the first to admit I'm not the best at drawing animal or furry characters, but I wanted to get something scribbled down in my Non-Goof style, anyway. Plus, I've been enjoying the many reference pages folks were posting of their own designs for the Lamb and Narinder, so, uh. Here's mine, I guess! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do not comment on how long narinder's tail is or i swear to the lamb i will make it even longer next time >:]

[dumbassratsimp]

Don’t you ever just look at two characters, and you just KNOW they’re secretly married?

Like, you know what you are. Just shut up and make out, holy shit 😤🤌✨💕

And then they were roommates 🤭🫵🏳️‍🌈✨

[necrotic-nephilim]

there is not enough femslash in batcest circles. the girls deserve to be just as weird about each other as the boys are. if BruDick gets to be weird father/son/brothers/lovers/friends/rivals/soulmates then it is only fair that Babs/Cass get to be mother/daughter/sisters/lovers too. Something about that deep intrinsic but undefinable love that is born out of trauma, especially if you consider Cass not knowing what healthy love looks like in the first place. i think it's fun and deserves just as much fandom content.

besides that, you can get even more niche with rarepairs like Helena/Steph. Huntress/Spoiler: Blunt Trauma is already a fantastic comic and even though it's their only real canon interaction it has so much potential. very comparable to TimJay in how Helena tries to get Steph to understand her morals and the corruption you could play with it.

batman: huntress/spoiler: blunt trauma (1998)

that comic also highlights on how both Steph and Helena are outcasts of the Batfamily and don't have the approval of Bruce to be doing what they do in "his city". I think there's so much Potential in Helena taking Steph under her wing because Bruce won't let her in and it becomes a weird codependent toxic sapphic mess. I think the protectiveness Helena feels over Steph from the get-go is so clear and the way she wants to look out for Steph, wants to make sure Steph understands the real world? I love them. Helena should be allowed to steal Steph, actually. I think it'd be fun.

there are a lot of other possibilities too like Babs/Steph or even getting weird with Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and the existential question of "is it selfcest or not." But these two specifically live in my head rent-free, especially Helena/Steph and one day I'll convince everyone else to ship it too.

[choco4miruku]

The cutiiiies once again ✨

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

YOU ASKED FOR PART THREE AND I HAVE DELIVERED.

HERE ARE SOME MORE INCORRECT BRIDGERTON/POLIN QUOTES THAT I REFUSE TO GATEKEEP FROM THE BRIDGERTON/POLIN COMMUNITY OF TUMBLR. I DONT REMEMBER WHO ORIGINALLY POSTED THESE. (I AM SO SORRY):

Lemme know if you want a part four!! (I was not kidding when I said I had a SHIT 👏 TON 👏 of these saved).

[constellation-skirmishes]

i feel like as rexanidala shippers we never focus on rex & padmé's relationship as much as we should. its a shame.

[emberandshadow]

I gave in and started a new playthrough to do Karlach x Astarion romance and I'm-

They're so 🥺🥺

[to-be-frank-i-dont-care]

I can't believe I never noticed this on any of my other watchthroughs

When Morse arrives at the Thursday's home in Fugue, Joan is staring out the second-story window already waiting for him to arrive

As soon as he rings the doorbell she is there to pull the door open, meaning she probably flew down the stairs so that she and she alone would be the one to answer the door instead of anyone else

And all I can think is that at dinners in the Thursday household, Fred has been telling his family about the strange new man he's recently been working alongside (leaving out the work details, of course), although the new fellow is no more than a boy, really, who's sarcastic and devoted to opera and has a bit of a chip on his shoulder but oh his mind is brilliant and he's got a peculiarly gentle and caring side to him that you don't often see in policework-

And after all those dinners of her father talking about his new bagman, Joan must have found out that one morning he would actually be coming to pick Fred up instead of Jakes. And after all she has heard about this new boy she is just dying to meet him because this is a guy her dad actually seems to like, someone he genuinely approves of instead of "scaring off," and maybe Joan is hopeful, and maybe she wonders if he's really as gentle as her father says, and maybe she wonders if he's at all cute, and maybe she thinks there could be something there in the future

and she would be one hundred thousand billion trillion percent correct

*cries*