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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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I don’t remember if this was in the book or if I heard her tell a story in an interview, but I learned somewhere years ago that when Allison Bechdel sent her mother a draft copy of Are You My Mother? (Bechdel’s frankly very exposing graphic memoir about her relationship with her mother), asking for, I don’t know? Feedback? Permission? Absolution? her mother’s whole and entire response was “It coheres.” Two words and a period. And it’s absolutely true about that book and the most impressive thing about it, actually. The book collages an enormous amount of time and space and thought into a coherent piece of art. It could so easily have failed to do so, but it succeeded. I think about this all the time both because of the efficiency of Bechdel’s mother’s commentary and the myriad conclusions I find myself itching to leap to about her personality based on that single anecdote, but also because it got my thinking about coherence as an artistic value. As perhaps the final artistic value. So, you had something to say. Did you say it?

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"It'll be easier if you carry my head instead of dragging my whole body." FALLOUT "The Target"

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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

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every choni kiss: ↳ 3.15 - american dreams [2/5]

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contrary to popular belief some vampires live in places other than new orleans

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exactly, it’s like vamps on this site forget transylvania exists

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contrary to popular belief some vampires live in places other than new orleans and transylvania

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wait. doesn’t transylvania like… not exist anymore. isn’t that a thing that happened?

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WHAT

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

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1 December 1918

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okay was anyone gonna tell me transylvania doesn’t exist anymore or was i supposed to just learn that from a tomblr post

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ghoulgle is a thing…

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@.feeder how are you unaware that transylvania stopped being a country but you know about the internet

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i’m sending my familiars to your crypt to slay you. you’re gonna be slayed. so hard.

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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You just have to understand you’re on the Internet. You’re literally on Tumblr dot com. This is not a random sample of the US population. You are not a one-person think tank. Polls on here are only useful if you are trying to create a recipe for a cake primarily made of vanilla extract.

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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

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Just checking!

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THE BEAR "BEEF" [2x01]

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Please let us hear his voice...

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CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 3 Episode 113: Assault on the Malleus Key

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Professor princess Fearne Calloway.