#i do not like

[lastoneout]

me: my sensory issues aren't that bad lmao

also me: if my phone buzzes one more fucking time I am shoving it in the microwave on high for 30 minutes

[whump-queen]

Do you have any OC’s or Whump scenarios that came along via spite? I know for me I get a lot of inspiration by eating traditional media where they imply something bad did/or is gonna happen, but then they cut right before it!! And I’m like “well I guess I’ll do it myself!!”

Is this pretty much the basis of fanfic yes yes it is but are there any specific instances you remember or want to mention?

Okok you want like specific instances??

How about when there’s a pretty servant boy but he never gets hit/hurt onscreen??

I’ve written a lot of servant whump and I really wish more media would explore the ~full potential~

Like, you’re telling me they never punish this guy??

They never just throw him down and beat the bloody shit out of him for fun?? For things that weren’t even his fault??

like.. He’s meant to take it. It’s literally what he’s there for.

You can beat him to the ground cuz it’s fun. Play mind games with your affection. Set him up to fail and then punish him anyway. Anything goes!

Don’t tell me you don’t wanna slap a pretty servant boy across the face with a couple rings on and hear him apologizing to you~

Leave a few nice bloody marks on his pretty face~ It’ll help him remember what he did.

You’re doing him a favor, really. helping him remember his place~

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: *shivering*

Ajax: "Are you still cold?"

Enid: "A little, but I'll be fine"

[marija-skala]

Just putting this out there

The marauders knew each other for nine years. From 1971 till 1980. And then in 1981 they became a three-quarters.

9. And. 3/4....

[ohwolfling]

Gale honestly speaks in plenty of turn a phrase and has a keen sense of humor and idk, it weirds me out to see that flattened into the kind of overly-literal-thinking, lowkey punching down at ND people stuff in people's little shitposts. Gale deserves more than recycled MCU, Supernatural humor. I don't think that's an interpretation supported by anything he actually does or says in game.

[terresdebrume]

I stg ever since we found those lumps in my boobs (so far nothing alarming, it all seems benign) I cannot get the idea of cancer out of my head

Another reason getting top surgery will be good for me tbh

[acidrefluxblog]

Hello everyone this is my son I hate him very much. :) his name is luther buffon Please DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM, he is a very bad man. He will try to scam you. he sells you things that suck and are fake and are overpriced and then he tries to scary you. He has almost been killed several times, but always some stupid shit happens and he does not die, that is why they call him, "Nine Lives Luther" People do not like him. do not like him, HE IS BAD, kill luther now

[goldfishnyx]

My experience with gender has been 0/10! Would not recommend.

[ofscalesanddatabanks]

I feel like if Sunday saw the cummies cup he'd die of an aneurysm

[broken-clover]

Was checking the trophy listings just to make sure I had nearly everything covered (afaik the only ones I'm missing are 'fully transform everyone' and a hidden trophy I'm not sure of but anyway eXCUSE ME

W. What are you implying.

What do you mean 'survive.'

I don't like your phrasing.

Are you implying there's an alternative??

[shinondraws]

Im home from my travels

Logged in to Genshin for the first time in like three weeks

Got some standard wishes

Tossed them in the banner

Got this

brb uninstalling Genshin Impact the open world action RPG from my PC

[the-hopeless-fanboy]

me trying to think of every tag possible to avoid my mega thalassophobia

[wavefoot]

Nonjonononoononon no no o oononono

Stop putting Taylor Swift on my tumblr feed

[pokedcheck]

laff's bald head being that close to the ice is scaring me please let go of him

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

hmrng joint pain