#i do not know why i am awake

[jaarijani]

"why are you awake Cass?" good fucking queston.

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[kaiserouo]

(prev)

redid the shadow again because i kinda didn't know what i was doing...? it's a little bit better i guess

[lunarobyn22]

BLORBO BUNNY JACKALOPE RAVIO

Y'all I did this in under 24 hours.… I have brainrottttttt

Special thanks to these fine folks for inspo and also for unknowingly helping me out of a SEVERAL WEEKS LONG art block: @baileyboo2016 @treasure-goblin @spicy-seaweed @sraksha

[doctorobjectum]

short comic about touch telepathy and changes

[faaun]

critical thinking not being taught as a skill rly rly has its impact on cultures long term like cultures where the education is based more on memorisarion rather than genuine problem solving/thinking for urself tend to be so clearly different in the way they approach their outlooks towards politics and society etc etc

[fruityumbrella]

ik its not that deep and its just bc sanji is the pov character of the fic and some readers dont have reading comprension skills or understand trope shorthand but the way people who didnt like siyt put all the blame on zoro and act like hes Toxic is so fucking irritating.

as if sanji didnt do the exact same thing misconstruing a situation and choosing to avoid and isolate rather than make any attempt to reach out or talk maturely when he saw zoro w someone else. like. be serious right now. zoro isnt EVIL for having a bad reaction and shutting himself off and sanji isnt a fucking damsel elf princess who can do no wrong.

again i do know its not that deep but like. oh yeah so the pretty white guy gets all the benefits of the doubt but the brown man is toxic and uncaring. ok.

[willyhoos]

cdi zelda when link pays attention to something that isn't her for 5 seconds (he's not allowed to do that)

(still beneath cut)

[yanderespamton78]

me bc i had to go ahead and hyperfixate on a bunch of minor background characters with about 3 lines of dialogue each so literally no one else gives a shit about my fav ship in the whole fandom

just warning you the tags are very rambly and dont include anything important so you dont really need to bother reading them lol

[nightmare8-420]

i feel like a part of my soul has been ripped from my chest and i dont know why.

[syncopatedid]

I, for one, am reasonably satisfied that it's hinted at in the extended chapter of JJK that Yuji is paired up with Ozawa, a normie NPC with no ties to the Jujutsu world whatsoever, and who barely had much of a presence in the manga save for being "that middle school classmate who really liked Yuji". I know some readers feel this end game came out of nowhere and the pairing was unearned, but it made a lot of sense to me (more than Yuji X Nobara/Megumi anyway), even if we have not seen much interaction between them, let alone a romantic one, other than a possible one-sided love on Ozawa's part.

Ironically, I think it's exactly because we have not seen any romantic development between those two that it made the potential of them make sense. After all, Yuji was asked to choose a girl in middle school and he chose Ozawa out of anyone else he could have, even if his choice had no romantic inclinations to it. The fact of the matter is, Yuji had noticed and appreciated aspects about Ozawa he found to be beautiful, and is that not enough of a seed for those sincere feelings to one day blossom into something more?

Ozawa, for all intents and purposes, is pretty one-dimensional, but if you ask me, her "character development" was there, except it happened in that one brief chapter and back in middle school where she got her "glow up arc" because of Yuji. And the reason we know little about her beyond that... is because she has no connection to the jujutsu world, the story that we're immersed in.

Just like Nobara's normie childhood friend whom we also know so little about, what little crumbs the story has managed to establish is that Ozawa fancies him, while Yuji, who arguably isn't the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to love, has noticed Ozawa in his own way. And we also know the physical type that Yuji has admitted he is into and how tellingly Ozawa is shaping up to look more and more like Yuji's type. The math does add up for me that she isn't just an afterthought of Gege's but someone that Gege had included in, however briefly, with an intention for her to be a potential love interest for Yuji, and that is what he went with. What we got in the extended epilogue between those two is exactly where we left off with them; it is not the end game, but the start of something that may just be, now that the big war in the Jujutsu world has concluded. And I feel that Yuji, being the simple guy that he is, who's had the responsibility of all that power thrust upon him, would be nostalgic for the simpler things in life again, and thus would be drawn to people who are not from the Jujutsu world and know nothing of it -- perhaps someone he still recognizes and remembers fondly for her beautiful handwriting back in middle school.

[jinstronaut]

this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh

[valyrfia]

rip lewis hamilton and nico rosberg you would've loved the album stick season by noah kahan

[seventh-district]

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[emdotcom]

My workplace occasionally likes to shoot me in the foot, just to see how long I'll limp. Today, they took away one of my weekend days day-of without notifying me at all, & are prolly expecting me to come. Jokes on them: I'm not doing that.

[fitzselfships]

Currently up at 4 am thinking soooo much about Zooble doing anything they can to help me feel safe enough to go back to sleep :3