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guys I'm so obsessed with katelyn calling Aaron babygirl and princess and stuff
like it starting out as a joke and then they both realise how red his ears get and that he doesn't actually hate it
just him being allowed to enjoy softer things like that
#idk its ooc probably#but i dont care tbh#its soft and sweet and she cups his face and calls him princess when hes tired#i could get dirty but im not going to#katelyn mackenzie#aaron minyard#all for the game#aftg#kateaaron#nora sakavic
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In the world I love
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In a different world
#vanitas no carte#vanoé#doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi#play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also#+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one#i have complex feelings about this anime#its pretty damn fucking good#but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to#to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start#not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall#really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start#but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty#my girl deserves better than this asshole#you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk#i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot#very yuriyaoi if you ask me#my art
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I'm begging you, BioWare... Learn from the mistakes of Baldur's Gates past...
#please accept this low effort meme while i work on Emmrich-inspired creative pursuits#hoping and praying and sobbing and crying#BioWare i'm on my hands and knees begging you to GIVE THE SWEET NECROMANCER A SOFT TUMMY#emmrich volkarin#dragon age emmrich#okay now im gonna start complaining in the tags so this is your warning#i just don't think im strong enough to withstand ANOTHER RPG with companions that Should Not Fucking Have Abs#like sure i could MAYBE suspend my disbelief that the vain wizard would use some illusion magic to give himself abs (still cringe)#or MAYBE he got really into crunches while he was depressed for a year (HIGHLY doubtful)#BUT THE EMACIATED VAMPIRE!?#like come on bestie#did cazador have some really rigorous workout routines that were conveniently never brought up???#im going insane sorry#i just have a lot of opinions on diverse body types in video games#and dont want them to do my man dirty like that#[insert joke about how getting down and dirty with him is my job]#okay sorry i think i got it all out of my system#if anyone actually read this far please know i love you with my entire serpentine heart
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day 2: Royalty/Knight @mcyt-yuri-week
False, a knight famous for her ability to slay magical beings, was sent by her king to defeat the greatest threat of all - the fae. Here, she enters the faerie realm and is greeted by none other than the queen herself, waiting upon her forest throne.
Having grown up on tales of the fae and their evil trickery, False is surprised by how beautiful and kind the queen is, but isn’t going to let down her guard yet.
Queen Stress is rather impressed by this mortal who not only managed to find her way into the faerie realm, but is also brave (and foolish) enough to try and fight her! She has no intention of hurting False, and instead wants to teach her the mischievous ways of the fairies, get her to lighten up a bit and all that. And, well, if she tries to court the handsome knight along the way, who can blame her?
#im not sapphic (bi guy) but the world could always do with more gay women so i was like. might be fun to do yuri week!#i know for royalty/knight its usually a monarch and their protector and that is fun but i wanted to subvert that a bit#and have a knight who is actually sent to defeat that monarch. and also faerie queen stress is just perfect have you seen her hcvh outfit?#most of my art on here is quick doodles to get my ideas down but for this one i really wanted to go all out and create something nice#mcytyuriweekvalentines#mcyt#also this is days late oops but it still counts#fress#falsestress#i am not tagging a certain someone who is a tumblr user#stressmonster101#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#hermitshipblr#my art#not in this but i imagine iskall is also here as a fairy. he’s stress’ advisor / best friend / guy who does her dirty work on earth
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genuinely think scoke becoming a polycule would solve all their worldly problems and yet there is nothing about this online why does no one see the vision
forever bewildered that no one else has watched roti and seen the insane potential of scoke before. they make me fucking insane i think abt them 24/7. they could be so healthy or so toxic it could fix everything they could make each other better or worse or both they could be everything they could kill everyone and throwing mikes alters in there just makes it more interesting. there are 1 billion things i could say abt them i could talk abt them forever and ever and ever
#my fellow scokers there may only be like 4 of us total but i love us all.#im holding all 3 of them in one hand crushing them all and shaking and coughing and i am dying of illness and sickness. i love them so bad#theres a billion ways it could go and i need to think about them all#i really do believe zoey should get to be a bit evil toxic yaoi yuri. as a treat#tbh in my mind im pairing together every single character ever just to see what happens.#i love scoke solving all the problems but im also addicted to toxic relationships#shipping is just throwing 2 or more characters in a box and seeing what happens. and sometimes they attack each other sometimes theyll kiss#i put sam and scott in my evil character pairing box in my mind this morning ill keep everyone updated on how it goes#pairing characters together like an evil evil fucking scientist putting 2 lab rats into a box and they keep cannibalizing each other#im really norrmal about characters.. <-dirty dirty fucking liar
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saw the little mermaid while stoned and was not expecting to be so afraid of the fish. or the dad jump scare in the water at the end.
#it wasn't horrible. they did do flounder dirty and i hated ursula's voice but im also not the demographic the movie was made for#i also COULD NOT stop thinking about the video on here where it's the scrubs guy without his inner monologue bc that's what a big chunk of#this movie felt like when she couldn't speak and we could only hear her sing??? i was like girl think something#ariels dad though? HELLO#its my best friends favorite disney movie so she was like were getting cruffins and then going and i was like ok love that for us <3
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killer should know about dumb video game meta stuff ike i-frames and animation cancels and critting amd breaking out of bounds and use it to his advantage in fights. maybe he learned it from chara in something new as a silly little thing to try out because theyre already teaching him all this bullshit on killing so whos to say a video game character cant learn a player's cheats?? he's already interacted and collaborated with a player before i think its fair he knows tricks on how to cheat undertale's fighting system
everything's all fine and dandy in a fight against killer (no it isn't) until you see him glitching around and somehow phasing through your attacks. he looks ridiculous but it gets the job done
#i have no idea if any of these mechanics are actually IN undertale#theyre just some ones i came up with in games i play#i mean if they don't exist in the ut fighting just like. pretend they do idk????#i just think it would be cool if killer could do that. he fights dirty and when i mean dirty i mean totally cheating#SANS UNDERTALE CHEATS WHY CANT HE!!!! but he gets to cheat in a more game breaking way#when you fight killer there is no YOUR turn and HIS turn its ALWAYS his turn. and youre just helplessly attacking during it#guys in this one im not talking about meta awareness im talking about loser META strats. most effective tactics available#stage 4 chara wins ahh acting like a goddamn sweaty gamer. because what am i supposed to interpret with chara wins????#chara wins means NOTHING to me??? i can only assume that it means killer either acts like chara or fully listens to whatever chara wans#boo boo boring im a VIDEO GAME PLAYER not a goddamn psychiatrist. i will always choose the more fun option#killer becoming like chara/player is infinitely more cool than him and all the psychological stuff going on in stage 4 to b obeying orders#yeahhhh like sure there probably IS a bunch of crazy stuff in stage 4 related to psychology but also#unga booga character act like YOU cool idea. besides stage 4 is almost never elaborated on#so to me that's up to personal interpretation. everything is personal interpretation if not brought up#i say as i make the most ridiculous unfathomable headcanons for the mtt just because the topics aren't mentioned#I HAVE FREE WILL I HAVE FREE WILL MY MIND HAS FREEDOM I CAN POST ANYTHING I THINK ABOUT#ok thank god because i hate having to worry about my posts#ok i dont have anything left to say about this hc so im bringing up SOMETHING NEW (haha)#killer reminds me of I'm High!!! by maretu. except replace all mentions of a girl with w a person for chara#and somehow manage to work around the mentions of love and romance. because i really really dont wanna make killer into a kid diddler#but aside from the mentions of love and specific gende??? i think it fits!!#ugh so many songs fit killer ITS NOT FAIR!!!! i can NEVER find songs for horror.... am i not looking hard enough ☹️☹️☹️#im hard#actually i found a song that fits horror lets GOOOO maretu coming in clutch with NAMIDA ‼️‼️#dokuhaku does too :3 maretu my glorious king how many great songs of yours fit the murder time trio#killer sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv#tricule hc
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Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them
#i am not a sneakerhead#i wish i could be . finacially i can be. but mentally i cannot#i am not a car guy either. i could. but i cant mentally#bcs the only time id get smthing pretty is to look at it. and keep it safe#and then id want to km$ for not using smthing thats intended to be used bcs i hate wasted potential#once i got these rlly nice shoes#ive worn them once when i was trying them on#and i hate myself every day for doing that but also i just cant get them dirty#BUT I HATE THAT#some ppl can do that. they get a million things and only use it once and yea i COULD but psychologically i just CANT#im friends with a lot of sneakerheads and chain wearers and while i cant mentally make myself one#i can understand why they can#like ppl always wanna excuse not helping ppl by pointing at the stuff they already have#like oh u can buy urself a chain but cant buy ur momma and u a nicer place to live#like ok so credit scores are not existent then. especially when ppl use that phrase against ppl growing into crime like#yes they are making money now but is it good clean money? no. thats not gonna go into smthing long term n hefty like a house#chains are a rlly big thing bcs sometimes some jewelers just dont ask questions. hence bmf's jeweler getting roped into their crime schemes#any business can be like that btw. like michael jacksons doctor getting paid to kill him. the difficulty lvl just changes#and also. random ppl make fun of the stuff they can see or hear right in front of them#random ppl can and will make u feel bad abt any little thing they know or see the best bcs theyre assholes like that#u wear shoes all the time everywhere. thats more and more eyes noticing how old/dirty ur shoes are#or ur cars old n busted or ur phones a fucking android like it doesnt matter. the more ppl can see. the more theyll know#the more sensitive u get abt whats actually small to u at the start but big 2 them n then it gets big 2 u#anyways yea so like. i get it. i dont do it but i can see why others do#anyways yea these shoes are so ugly lol like i dont buy merch of my favs unless the style matches mine personally#he just liked them bcs they were giannis tbh n then i pointed out they were modeled after 1 of the jerseys#which made he rlly want them a while back so i surprised him today#but yea these things are ugly lol im glad he likes them but ew LMFAO
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Be me at my semi-local plant shop run by a really cool gay couple. At the register ringing up plants. Owner, who is manning the register says you look familiar and then asks if you went to gay baseball. Shocked. Wonder, did this wonderful gay man just clock you out of nowhere? Say, "no, but that sounds like fun, I would love to go." Make small talk with owner and then leave still wondering how he clocked the queer.
Driving in car to next location and realize what shirt you are wearing...
#lgbt+#you know im gonna have to go to gay baseball now#theres no way i can forget about it now#pride#i mean he very well could have clocked me from the fact that i dress like a butch lesbian#but im pretty sure that was just the icing on the cake#i like to dress androgynously and my work makes it easy since i need to be in clothes im not afraid to get dirty#or rip#gotta be the cargo pants and work jeans#also i love how t-shirts with the sleeves cut off look on me so i wear them a lot#makes people underestimate me slightly less#starfish says
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hi toniiswrld nation i am having the worst fucking day but how are you guys 😇‼️
im gonna rant in the tags so feel free to ignore😁
#ok so basically my manager asked me to come in two hours early and i said yes bc a check is a check 💁🏽 so she leaves for a few hours#she said she would be back at 2:30 and i could go on my break then but she doesn’t get back till 3:15 which is alright ig#so i still have some things to finish up and its like 3:55 and im like okay im gonna take my break now#so im about to leave for my break and shes like hey just be mindful that 4-6 are peak hours so dont take your break around this time#and im like ???? because… i wouldn’t be taking my break this late if it wasn’t for you coming in late. i would’ve been back by 4-#-if you were back on time. and i usually take my break around 2 so what are you mad ab??#also she was complaining that i was cleaning quote unquote TOO much.. HOW DO YOU CLEAN TOO MUCH???#like dont ask me to do something… if you don’t want it done properly because now ur gonna complain that its still dirty 😐#anyways 😁 i only have three more hours left till im off
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ngl i would rather be called a slur than be stuck in a room full of white ppl being the only poc there
#this is hyperbole#but oml#warning! rant about racism ahead#they r always hyperaware of me and completely clueless at the same time#“your skin is so dark... is it a tan or...?” “this is just my skin tone” “...oh.. wow i could never” GIRL WE KNOW! 😭#“so what's your ethnicity- wait let me guess. latina?” “um no im filipino” “ah the mexicans of asia” i am going to strangle you#“i don't get cultures who eat with their hands.. it's so dirty like they wipe their ass with the same hands it's disgusting”#AND THEN EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME LIKE AT LEAST BE SUBTLE 😭#had mfs fully asking me what it was like growing up in poverty.. like mind ur business nosy ass bitch#didn't even grow up in poverty likee#man i thought this was just gonna be a birthday party wtf r we doing#my last time being friends with a white person who is only friends with other white ppl#atlas 101
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Thinking about one of the loser men I dated directly post-college who, after I showed them Dirty Computer [the emotion picture] by Janelle Monae, said they "prefer rap that has something to say"
#this person identified as a man but used they/them pronouns just in case that was confusing#but yeah like. what does that mean. did you watch the video#also one time said colorado edibles were 'too strong' and therefore 'dangerous'#they said that COLORADO should have more 'regulations' imposed on weed products lmfao#also when i was watching mad men and expressed that i liked it#they were like 'i dont see the appeal bc the commentary feels obvious to anyone whos lived on the east coast' skskdkdkelsdnakas#they had the WEIRDEST complex about being from the east coast. like. most tightly wound person ive ever met in my life#who was constantly insisting they were sooo type b and so chill and go-with-the-flow#and like yeah im aware im from one of the most laid back slacker states#but this person was one of the most uptight people ive ever met let alone dated#and just had like 0 self awareness about it#like they would exclusively wear button downs sweater vests and cardigans. wouldnt be caught dead in a hoodie unless it was northface#would only drink coffee if it was made from a french press#also see above story about edibles (which was the biggest 'fight' we ever got in bc i was like what the fuck r u talking about)#like. the label says clearly how much thc cbd etc is in each edible and how many doses there are per container#what else could you want#if you dont know how itll affect you just take half or even a quarter of one first???#this still gets me heated to think about#but yeah like what kind of person sees DIRTY COMPUTER and is like 'hmm not political enough' lmfao#OH ALSO guess why we broke up#the blm protests happened and they said they were just 'too affected by police violence to be dating right now'#(they were very much white. blonde white)#and then i found out 11 months after we broke up that they had started dating a poc a month before we broke up#because i saw an anniversary post they did and i was like '...wait a minute'#and a friend of mine used to work with them after we broke up and according to him this person would constantly bring up what a great 'ally'#they were for dating a poc#fucking. wild
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trying to act normal over the fact that we're moving house next week. and failing
#god i just need to fall apart NOW#im barely hanging on fr#we dismantled the sofa today and are now sitting on our old chairs in the living room#and i almost died actually#thinking about how i had no idea that last night would be THE last night i ever ate my dinner on that sofa in this house#or about how last night was the last night I would ever sit with my boyfriend on that sofa in this house#or or or or or#there are so many things that are about to be the last time i ever do them in this house#and i hate that i cant properly know when they will be#what if i never walk my dogs in this park again#what if i never wash my hair upstairs ever again#what if i never cook another meal in this kitchen#WHY CAN WE NOT KNOW WHEN WE ARE DOING THINGS FOR THE FINAL TIME#i hate this#it's literally never going to be over and i mean that#after we move#we have to clean and organise and unpack/buy things for my dads house#which will take months especially to buy furniture and decorate bec he wont have enough money for extra things#and then my mum will be moving into her new house#probably December but honestly could be after Christmas. who knows#and then the same again#at least her house is newer and has been lived in#dads hasnt been lived in for years and is dirty and unused#FUCK#i need a break#and i just know i wont be able to visit my boyfriends house for WEEKS#i just want to get through this move but god. it will never be over#em talks#tag talk
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this week was so fucking long and i straight up feel like i dont have any executive functioning left and its making me feel insane. objectively everything is fine and nothing is actually wrong its just i dont have energy to work as hard as i have to on doing basic tasks of existence. which reminds me that i have to work really really hard at keeping up with the basic tasks of existence. which makes me want to crawl into a hole and never come out ever again.
#everything i eat is going straight through me in a bad way but im nauseous or dont want to eat most of the day#so im just constantly hungry but not able to eat anything#ive been on my period for the past week and a half because i tried to skip one w birth control and that didnt work#so now im having period...2! with cramps and etc#my room is disgusting and my trash is overflowing and dirty dishes are piled on my nightstand#im tired but i cant sleep well or get to sleep or stay asleep#and i cant ask for help because i wouldnt even know where to start or what to start with or even how i could get help#whatever its fine. at least i dont have covid anymore#personal#oh and im broke! cool
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anyone really good at identifying bugs from blurry inages?
these little guys have been just. absolutely annoying flying around my face etc. they could be fruit flies or something i guess and could just be getting in by virtue of being Small Silent Dots that fly around your face
also sorry if you are really big fans of them they are shown to be in stressful situations. besides the dude on my couch they were chilling until the Hand happened
(hopefully that works for a readmore? idk im on mobile forgive me if not tho, i'll fix it on my pc in a moment if it doesnt have a readmore)
#im in the midwest us#a little whiles away from a small lake i guess? its nothing massive but it is a body of water ~30 mins of a walk away#not much natural vegetation around there tho.#this might be happening because of my neighbors OR i could be doin something wrong#maybe the dustmites have evolved and are out to get me for real#i saw one walking on my cup but since i dont have many cups i've just rinsed it off and refilled it#I JUST SAW ONE IN MY CUP#do they come because of the dirty dishes i only last washed them on like... thursday???#im gonna go insane tbh#i was considering asking my mom or asking reddit but i wanna see if anyone on tumblr can help me#i shoudlve tagged this with like bug identification n stuff but it wouldnt let me type below the images after i added them
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Looks like I just lost another close friend to guy who isn't worth a pile of dog shit. 😊
#my best friend no less#i cried about this shit practically all afternoon but i'm all out of tears and now i'm just pissed off.#this shit has been going on for a long ass time but i've finally reached my breaking point with it#i love her#but she is delusional#and it kills me to say that#but that whole “relationship” (if you even want to call it that) is fake. all he cares about is money not her#the worst part is that she knows it too#oh but she “loves him” and “wants to give him one last chance” girl what the fuck?#oh but better yet he dumped her once 2 years ago already and i've hated his punk ass since#never should've gotten back tother after that and i told her as much even back then#all he does is make her cry#not do anything arount their town house#and sit on his ass and watch tv or sleep when he's not working#that's the tame stuff too i could say sooo much worse but i'm actually not trying to air her dirty laundry out her#i'm just pissed off#but suddenly IM the bad guy when tell her i won't support her or this “relationship” when she told me they were getting back together today#this is after i helped her and her parents ans brother move all her stuff out of the town house last Monday and back to her parents place#after she told me they were done for good#but IM the bad guy for bringing up all of fhe reasons listed above and all of the REALLY bad things about the relationship#when i tell her i won't be supporting her any longer and that i'll be walking away if she goes back to him#best part is her family agrees with me and they tell her all the things i say about him and then some#but when i go out on the line and put my heart down on the table for her and all i get back is a text saying:#“i don't really like how you're texting right now so we'll talk about this later.”#girl#i don't know whether or not i want to cry harder or strangle her#i think it's both#so yeah i think i just lost my best friend to a guy who doesn't remotly deserve her and everything kicks rocks rn#it's just like my other friend all over again#why do my friend have such dog shit taste in men
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