#i could get dirty but im not going to
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guys I'm so obsessed with katelyn calling Aaron babygirl and princess and stuff
like it starting out as a joke and then they both realise how red his ears get and that he doesn't actually hate it
just him being allowed to enjoy softer things like that
#idk its ooc probably#but i dont care tbh#its soft and sweet and she cups his face and calls him princess when hes tired#i could get dirty but im not going to#katelyn mackenzie#aaron minyard#all for the game#aftg#kateaaron#nora sakavic
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Torbek says to keep yourself safe, but theres more art below the cut! CW: Scars and discussion of surgery
Fun Fen Fact! Some back surgeries require surgeons to go through the abdomen, and although newer research is showing the complications of doing so, I don't think feywild witchlight doctors really care about that! :) In my own personal headcanon (hehehe) I say that Torbek has quite a large scar on his back and a thin long scar on his abdomen where the tubing of the witchlight was pulled through and grafted to his body tissue and possibly organs. Each of the scars that has a witchlight tube connected to it constantly seems infected and angry. Both because Torbek messes with his tubes a lot and because his body is still aggravated by the witchlight. The only scar that has healed somewhat cleanly is the scar on his front, which will probably eventually grow fur again in time once Torbek stops picking at the scabs (so me fr). The notch in his ear is from him ripping out the tag that was once in it. His right paw is more or less permanently disfigured and discolored, being the dominant hand that he would use for combat and therefore being the most witchlight-manipulated. The visible veins of witchlight on his right claws glow and pulse, sometimes entirely seeming to disappear. I really really really wish I knew how his canisters work I want to know their mechanical secrets so BADLY!!! I'm only up to ep 34 im dying to learn the secrets of the Torbek I also find it extremely amusing that I did the lineart for the warning but not the lineart for the actual piece that the warning is for LMAO
#fens art#once upon a witchlight#torbek#fanart#legends of avantris#I ill never not go stupidly into detail with my headcanons for every fandom im a part of#like you could show me a background character with a mechanical arm that never gets explained and ill write a 10 chapter novel about it#also I gave him digi legs because :3#im a furry literally what did you expect from me LOL#it makes drawing the shoes harder but i never liked drawing shoes anyway#I'm very glad everyone is enjoying my art of this scrungly dirty man :)#thank you for all the kind words in your comments and tags!! I read all of them and it makes me kick my feetsies and stim like crazy#i love when other people love my art of scrungly guys
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In the world I love
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In a different world
#vanitas no carte#vanoé#doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi#play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also#+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one#i have complex feelings about this anime#its pretty damn fucking good#but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to#to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start#not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall#really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start#but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty#my girl deserves better than this asshole#you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk#i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot#very yuriyaoi if you ask me#my art
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I'm begging you, BioWare... Learn from the mistakes of Baldur's Gates past...
#please accept this low effort meme while i work on Emmrich-inspired creative pursuits#hoping and praying and sobbing and crying#BioWare i'm on my hands and knees begging you to GIVE THE SWEET NECROMANCER A SOFT TUMMY#emmrich volkarin#dragon age emmrich#okay now im gonna start complaining in the tags so this is your warning#i just don't think im strong enough to withstand ANOTHER RPG with companions that Should Not Fucking Have Abs#like sure i could MAYBE suspend my disbelief that the vain wizard would use some illusion magic to give himself abs (still cringe)#or MAYBE he got really into crunches while he was depressed for a year (HIGHLY doubtful)#BUT THE EMACIATED VAMPIRE!?#like come on bestie#did cazador have some really rigorous workout routines that were conveniently never brought up???#im going insane sorry#i just have a lot of opinions on diverse body types in video games#and dont want them to do my man dirty like that#[insert joke about how getting down and dirty with him is my job]#okay sorry i think i got it all out of my system#if anyone actually read this far please know i love you with my entire serpentine heart
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genuinely think scoke becoming a polycule would solve all their worldly problems and yet there is nothing about this online why does no one see the vision
forever bewildered that no one else has watched roti and seen the insane potential of scoke before. they make me fucking insane i think abt them 24/7. they could be so healthy or so toxic it could fix everything they could make each other better or worse or both they could be everything they could kill everyone and throwing mikes alters in there just makes it more interesting. there are 1 billion things i could say abt them i could talk abt them forever and ever and ever
#my fellow scokers there may only be like 4 of us total but i love us all.#im holding all 3 of them in one hand crushing them all and shaking and coughing and i am dying of illness and sickness. i love them so bad#theres a billion ways it could go and i need to think about them all#i really do believe zoey should get to be a bit evil toxic yaoi yuri. as a treat#tbh in my mind im pairing together every single character ever just to see what happens.#i love scoke solving all the problems but im also addicted to toxic relationships#shipping is just throwing 2 or more characters in a box and seeing what happens. and sometimes they attack each other sometimes theyll kiss#i put sam and scott in my evil character pairing box in my mind this morning ill keep everyone updated on how it goes#pairing characters together like an evil evil fucking scientist putting 2 lab rats into a box and they keep cannibalizing each other#im really norrmal about characters.. <-dirty dirty fucking liar
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saw the little mermaid while stoned and was not expecting to be so afraid of the fish. or the dad jump scare in the water at the end.
#it wasn't horrible. they did do flounder dirty and i hated ursula's voice but im also not the demographic the movie was made for#i also COULD NOT stop thinking about the video on here where it's the scrubs guy without his inner monologue bc that's what a big chunk of#this movie felt like when she couldn't speak and we could only hear her sing??? i was like girl think something#ariels dad though? HELLO#its my best friends favorite disney movie so she was like were getting cruffins and then going and i was like ok love that for us <3
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my cat was meowing all night for a reason i could not find and it affected my sleep in such a weird way i am, so out of it . where am i who am i but also Clarity . Why am i.. i feel like i woke up as 13yo me
#everything about myself is Wrong and i feel like its clawing at me how did i let this happen#i am so Ugly#i feel So alone again i know im not but i feel stuck in a bubble rhat i cant get out of#i am Wrong i am Dirty#i wish i could just go back 2 normal ive been trying to go back to sleep for hours and i Cannot#i was also very worried about her but she seems good now i hav no idea what she was up to
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Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them
#i am not a sneakerhead#i wish i could be . finacially i can be. but mentally i cannot#i am not a car guy either. i could. but i cant mentally#bcs the only time id get smthing pretty is to look at it. and keep it safe#and then id want to km$ for not using smthing thats intended to be used bcs i hate wasted potential#once i got these rlly nice shoes#ive worn them once when i was trying them on#and i hate myself every day for doing that but also i just cant get them dirty#BUT I HATE THAT#some ppl can do that. they get a million things and only use it once and yea i COULD but psychologically i just CANT#im friends with a lot of sneakerheads and chain wearers and while i cant mentally make myself one#i can understand why they can#like ppl always wanna excuse not helping ppl by pointing at the stuff they already have#like oh u can buy urself a chain but cant buy ur momma and u a nicer place to live#like ok so credit scores are not existent then. especially when ppl use that phrase against ppl growing into crime like#yes they are making money now but is it good clean money? no. thats not gonna go into smthing long term n hefty like a house#chains are a rlly big thing bcs sometimes some jewelers just dont ask questions. hence bmf's jeweler getting roped into their crime schemes#any business can be like that btw. like michael jacksons doctor getting paid to kill him. the difficulty lvl just changes#and also. random ppl make fun of the stuff they can see or hear right in front of them#random ppl can and will make u feel bad abt any little thing they know or see the best bcs theyre assholes like that#u wear shoes all the time everywhere. thats more and more eyes noticing how old/dirty ur shoes are#or ur cars old n busted or ur phones a fucking android like it doesnt matter. the more ppl can see. the more theyll know#the more sensitive u get abt whats actually small to u at the start but big 2 them n then it gets big 2 u#anyways yea so like. i get it. i dont do it but i can see why others do#anyways yea these shoes are so ugly lol like i dont buy merch of my favs unless the style matches mine personally#he just liked them bcs they were giannis tbh n then i pointed out they were modeled after 1 of the jerseys#which made he rlly want them a while back so i surprised him today#but yea these things are ugly lol im glad he likes them but ew LMFAO
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Be me at my semi-local plant shop run by a really cool gay couple. At the register ringing up plants. Owner, who is manning the register says you look familiar and then asks if you went to gay baseball. Shocked. Wonder, did this wonderful gay man just clock you out of nowhere? Say, "no, but that sounds like fun, I would love to go." Make small talk with owner and then leave still wondering how he clocked the queer.
Driving in car to next location and realize what shirt you are wearing...
#lgbt+#you know im gonna have to go to gay baseball now#theres no way i can forget about it now#pride#i mean he very well could have clocked me from the fact that i dress like a butch lesbian#but im pretty sure that was just the icing on the cake#i like to dress androgynously and my work makes it easy since i need to be in clothes im not afraid to get dirty#or rip#gotta be the cargo pants and work jeans#also i love how t-shirts with the sleeves cut off look on me so i wear them a lot#makes people underestimate me slightly less#starfish says
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hey man by all means, do whatever you want online, you do not owe anybody your attention on the expense of your well being. you respond whenever you feel good enough to. you take care of yourself, aight? any true friend on here would understand. we gotcha bro 💪💙
i appreciate this so much genuinely 😭❤️ w/o getting too tmi the Thing That Happened was a falling out w/ a friend who needed a lot more energy and time than i could give them which. not their fault obviously. but it did get me kind of worried i was being a bad friend since i can be a little touch and go overall especially this time of year haha. so this honestly meant a lot and everyone's kind words lately have helped me sober up a bit lol. i do need to be a bit more there for people but there is also just a Lot going on in my life and it means a lot knowing people get that
#🦚 ask box#vent post#<- jic since again. a bit personal#i dont wanna air out my dirty laundry or anything tho and it wasnt the other person's fault#i think they just wanted a lot more of my time and attention than i could provide yk? the kind of person to dm like 40 times a day sometimes#even after id said a lot of times i was busy elsewhere and had stuff going on or even said i was low energy and wouldnt be active#IDK IM RAMBLING long story short it Happened but im getting past it and everyones been really nice in the aftermath#im glad to have friends who Get Me like that ❤️
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hi toniiswrld nation i am having the worst fucking day but how are you guys 😇‼️
im gonna rant in the tags so feel free to ignore😁
#ok so basically my manager asked me to come in two hours early and i said yes bc a check is a check 💁🏽 so she leaves for a few hours#she said she would be back at 2:30 and i could go on my break then but she doesn’t get back till 3:15 which is alright ig#so i still have some things to finish up and its like 3:55 and im like okay im gonna take my break now#so im about to leave for my break and shes like hey just be mindful that 4-6 are peak hours so dont take your break around this time#and im like ???? because… i wouldn’t be taking my break this late if it wasn’t for you coming in late. i would’ve been back by 4-#-if you were back on time. and i usually take my break around 2 so what are you mad ab??#also she was complaining that i was cleaning quote unquote TOO much.. HOW DO YOU CLEAN TOO MUCH???#like dont ask me to do something… if you don’t want it done properly because now ur gonna complain that its still dirty 😐#anyways 😁 i only have three more hours left till im off
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tfw u finally go to make urself a dinner plate and some nasty ass man walks into the kitchen, picks up the entire serving bowl of creamed corn and puts his filthy mouth on the bowl like it’s a giant cup and tilts it straight in. multiple times. 🙃
#could you not wait long enough to get a fucking spoon and your own bowl like a civilized human respectful of other people#Seven’s Public Diary#vent#vent post#food mention#yeah no it’s cool it’s fine it’s not like i wanted to eat some too or anything#it’s not like that’s one of the only vegan dishes here that i can therefore eat haha no it’s fine#i guess a normal person wouldn’t let it bother them but my OCD is having none of it. that corn is Tainted with your Mouth Germs now#oh what you want one of the last rolls that i was gonna eat? yeah no that’s cool man that’s fine eat as much as you want! :)#i hate the holidays more and more every year. nothing but stress and for what. i don’t even like these people#but whatever i guess i shouldn’t bitch about it when i choose to remain here#as if everyone with a shitty family has the power and ability to just Leave. i don’t think you realize the extent of my disability#but fucking whatever#someone put dirty plates in the cabinet with the clean ones#someone put the turkey in with a sink full of dishes#someone put the mashed potatoes in the bread box#i’m not even exaggerating#ahhh the joys of being the only sober person here. man what the actual hell. what level of intoxication must one reach to do this shit#whatever it’s fine i just have to learn to stop giving a fuck. let them be stupid and live with the consequences.#it’s late and i’m getting a stress headache. time to go brave the kitchen once more and actually get food this time#then i can be miserable in bed. but with food :) and eat myself sick as a shitty form of self-soothing#but it’s fine today bc it’s literally Eat Too Much day in the US so for once it’s kinda normal#then be too tired and depressed to make myself brush my teeth. and therefore contribute to my dental issues. two birds and all that#am i even making sense anymore. im so tired. of being a person. and like. existing#but im grateful to have food and running water and electricity and a place to sleep and everything else i take for granted#so i should just focus on that and try to ignore all the bad#ough i feel sick. okay Food Time fr this time. let’s hope no one’s in the kitchen now
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ngl i would rather be called a slur than be stuck in a room full of white ppl being the only poc there
#this is hyperbole#but oml#warning! rant about racism ahead#they r always hyperaware of me and completely clueless at the same time#“your skin is so dark... is it a tan or...?” “this is just my skin tone” “...oh.. wow i could never” GIRL WE KNOW! 😭#“so what's your ethnicity- wait let me guess. latina?” “um no im filipino” “ah the mexicans of asia” i am going to strangle you#“i don't get cultures who eat with their hands.. it's so dirty like they wipe their ass with the same hands it's disgusting”#AND THEN EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME LIKE AT LEAST BE SUBTLE 😭#had mfs fully asking me what it was like growing up in poverty.. like mind ur business nosy ass bitch#didn't even grow up in poverty likee#man i thought this was just gonna be a birthday party wtf r we doing#my last time being friends with a white person who is only friends with other white ppl#atlas 101
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Thinking about one of the loser men I dated directly post-college who, after I showed them Dirty Computer [the emotion picture] by Janelle Monae, said they "prefer rap that has something to say"
#this person identified as a man but used they/them pronouns just in case that was confusing#but yeah like. what does that mean. did you watch the video#also one time said colorado edibles were 'too strong' and therefore 'dangerous'#they said that COLORADO should have more 'regulations' imposed on weed products lmfao#also when i was watching mad men and expressed that i liked it#they were like 'i dont see the appeal bc the commentary feels obvious to anyone whos lived on the east coast' skskdkdkelsdnakas#they had the WEIRDEST complex about being from the east coast. like. most tightly wound person ive ever met in my life#who was constantly insisting they were sooo type b and so chill and go-with-the-flow#and like yeah im aware im from one of the most laid back slacker states#but this person was one of the most uptight people ive ever met let alone dated#and just had like 0 self awareness about it#like they would exclusively wear button downs sweater vests and cardigans. wouldnt be caught dead in a hoodie unless it was northface#would only drink coffee if it was made from a french press#also see above story about edibles (which was the biggest 'fight' we ever got in bc i was like what the fuck r u talking about)#like. the label says clearly how much thc cbd etc is in each edible and how many doses there are per container#what else could you want#if you dont know how itll affect you just take half or even a quarter of one first???#this still gets me heated to think about#but yeah like what kind of person sees DIRTY COMPUTER and is like 'hmm not political enough' lmfao#OH ALSO guess why we broke up#the blm protests happened and they said they were just 'too affected by police violence to be dating right now'#(they were very much white. blonde white)#and then i found out 11 months after we broke up that they had started dating a poc a month before we broke up#because i saw an anniversary post they did and i was like '...wait a minute'#and a friend of mine used to work with them after we broke up and according to him this person would constantly bring up what a great 'ally'#they were for dating a poc#fucking. wild
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trying to act normal over the fact that we're moving house next week. and failing
#god i just need to fall apart NOW#im barely hanging on fr#we dismantled the sofa today and are now sitting on our old chairs in the living room#and i almost died actually#thinking about how i had no idea that last night would be THE last night i ever ate my dinner on that sofa in this house#or about how last night was the last night I would ever sit with my boyfriend on that sofa in this house#or or or or or#there are so many things that are about to be the last time i ever do them in this house#and i hate that i cant properly know when they will be#what if i never walk my dogs in this park again#what if i never wash my hair upstairs ever again#what if i never cook another meal in this kitchen#WHY CAN WE NOT KNOW WHEN WE ARE DOING THINGS FOR THE FINAL TIME#i hate this#it's literally never going to be over and i mean that#after we move#we have to clean and organise and unpack/buy things for my dads house#which will take months especially to buy furniture and decorate bec he wont have enough money for extra things#and then my mum will be moving into her new house#probably December but honestly could be after Christmas. who knows#and then the same again#at least her house is newer and has been lived in#dads hasnt been lived in for years and is dirty and unused#FUCK#i need a break#and i just know i wont be able to visit my boyfriends house for WEEKS#i just want to get through this move but god. it will never be over#em talks#tag talk
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this week was so fucking long and i straight up feel like i dont have any executive functioning left and its making me feel insane. objectively everything is fine and nothing is actually wrong its just i dont have energy to work as hard as i have to on doing basic tasks of existence. which reminds me that i have to work really really hard at keeping up with the basic tasks of existence. which makes me want to crawl into a hole and never come out ever again.
#everything i eat is going straight through me in a bad way but im nauseous or dont want to eat most of the day#so im just constantly hungry but not able to eat anything#ive been on my period for the past week and a half because i tried to skip one w birth control and that didnt work#so now im having period...2! with cramps and etc#my room is disgusting and my trash is overflowing and dirty dishes are piled on my nightstand#im tired but i cant sleep well or get to sleep or stay asleep#and i cant ask for help because i wouldnt even know where to start or what to start with or even how i could get help#whatever its fine. at least i dont have covid anymore#personal#oh and im broke! cool
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