#i could KEEP GOING

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

"the incest episode" "the ass crack episode" "the law and order episode" "the timeline episode" "the zombie episode" "the std episode" "the dictator episode" "the civil war episode" "the conspiracy theory episode" "the lava episode" "the paintball episodes" "the documentary episodes" "the drug episode" "the g.i. joe episode" "the stop motion episode" "the magic trampoline episode" "the episode with joe biden" "the eastern european war crimes episode" "the video game episode" "the puppet episode" "the body swap episode" "the d&d episodes" "the grifting episode" and the whole time it's just nbc's community (2009)

[cerasus--flores]

drives me crazy EVERY TIME

[weirdmageddon]

ive been here since late 2011. ive seen it all. the old user interface. the classic denim blue. fan mail. having to screenshot asks. i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president. mishapocalypse. onceler ask blogs. tumblr user pizza. dashcon announcement. 4chan raid rumors. an extra hour in the ballpit. xkit guy. sold to yahoo. editable reblogs. the post that chased john green off the website and led to us losing editable reblogs. communismkills. sixpenceee. cybersmith the human pet guy. site breaking in 2015. sonic for real justice. woody’s roundup. coppy the copy machine. kung pow penis. destiel and the putin rumors on 2020 election night

[secrectlyicky]

making out

tw: drying humping, spit

making out with legoshi is so nasty. inexperienced kisses that are sloppy as his large hands grab at your waist. moving to your ass then your chest. his eyes are low when you two pull away, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

he grabs your jaw, his claws grazing your skin as he squeezes, parting your lips. his tongue pushing inside and eagerly claiming territory in your mouth. his hands find purchase on your waist again, pulling you impossibly closer.

spit spilling between the two of you as you grind against him. he groans into your mouth, feeling your lips wrap around his tongue. messy, wet sounds and heavy breathing filling the room as you grow drunk on the taste of his saliva. tugging at his fur while he moves your hips in desperation.

the feeling of your wet heat through your bottoms is enough to make him cum in his pants. his claws poking into your skin as he humps you with vigor. feeling you spill onto him, the space between you two soiled.

[bellyhasabellyache]

i love seeing people think about all the things percy did for annabeth but we forget a lot of the things she did for him. she trusted percy in SoM to keep her safe while she listened to the sirens song. she gave up immortality as a hunter for him in TTC, long before he did the same in TLO. she broke the rules to sit with percy at dinner in BotL. she entrusted her own quest to percy, even though she had been hoping for it all her life. she was the one speaking at his funeral, not grover, not chiron, she was the one declaring her feelings for him. for hells sake she took a knife for him because she ‘had a feeling’ it was important. she was the one counting down the hours he had been missing is TLH and was the first person off of the Argo II in MoA because she was so worried about percy. she is just as in love with percy as he is with her and the fandom just doesn’t show it.

[acowboynamedasa]

So many people misunderstand kirk and Spock’s dynamic and it makes me go a little bit crazy every time.

They are two halves of one coin, like genuinely they can’t make proper decisions without each other, most people get that bit.

Yes Kirk is the “emotional one” and Spock is the “logical one” when you boil it down to its most boring and waterlogged state, but it really doesn’t play out like a left brain right brain thing.

Way more often it’s just “you need this guidance because your falling right now, and I have this shard of wisdom you were looking for” they both fill that same roll. And most of the time it really is not “your being to emotional blah blah blah” and “your being heartless blah blah blah”

They are half of one person, yes, but the person wasn’t cut evenly!!

Kirk is still very rule oriented (constantly putting the safety of the ship above all else even when in extreme panic or discomfort) , and Spock is still chaotic and emotional (him putting Jim’s safety and even just happiness above all else despite knowing the ship’s safety is what’s more important).

Watching any of their interactions as they problem solve shows this so blatantly. often it’s Spock that has the insane “Well lets just fucking kill him” idea and Kirk has to be the “we can’t do that that’s crazy” guy. But they say it in their own words!!

You mistake Spock’s weird grammar and Nimoy’s deep voice for actually logic!!!

You mistake Kirks suave attitude and Shatner’s Shatner-isms for lapses of judgment!!!

Stop it!!!!!

[bumbelbee]

Jeepegjes. Peeëngeetjes. Peedeeëfjes. Peeësdeetjes. Empeeviertjes.

[calamitoustide]

also hi one last thing i’m thinking about jegulus both being de-aged by a potion mishap but instead of being at hogwarts they live together so now they’re just two three year olds with no supervision and no idea where they are and james immediately goes and writes a letter in his very sloppy handwriting because that’s what effie taught him to do and then he sits on the couch and makes reg sit with him because she also taught him to stay exactly where he is if he’s lost so she can find him

and then effie and monty rush in and there’s just two toddlers there and no explanation whatsoever about… how the fuck they got that way

[troybarnesbucky]

it would be cool if y’all stopped using mizrahi jews simply existing as a gotcha. like we’re not proof that jews aren’t white — and this excludes ashkenazim, who are not white either and we’re certainly persecuted for Just That in recent memory. we’re not proof that israel oppresses “brown people”; the situation for mizrahim and more recently ethiopians in israel is a lot more complex than your american, western minds can comprehend. we’re also not your “unproblematic” flavor of judaism, just “oriental” enough to be palatable to non-jews that don’t see jews as middle eastern, a tool for ashkenazim to distance themselves from ashkenazi culture and history (which is beautiful and diverse already!!!). we were not besties with muslims and christians until the big bad z-word came along, we suffered in the Diaspora too and this deserves to be commemorated and taught to the world. stop using our existence to prove a point.

[imjustanasshole]

would you still love me if we were Same-Gendered Best Friends who are the main characters of a Piece of Media, in which I have been deeply in love with you ever since we met, but you already have an Opposite-Gendered Alleged Love Interest whom you don't love, so, even though The Audience is aware that there's something special going on between us, they overlook it as platonic love, even though, at least in my case, it is glaringly obvious that I feel deeply for you, however, since you have your assigned Alleged Love Interest, they don't assume the same is true in your case, even if it's as clear, or even more so, that my feelings are reciprocated by you, thus, I just seem like a desperate Homosexual Same-Gendered Best Friend with a one-sided crush, and even if our Creator wanted to make us end up together, this wouldn't be possible, given the fact that the only socially acceptable way to have queer people being protagonists in a piece of media is if it solely narrates their experiences and hardships as Existing Homosexuals, explicitly announcing that it contains queer topics and nothing else, and since our Piece Of Media narrates a different story that doesn't revolve around homosexuality, The Audience doesn't agree with our relationship being a fundamental part of the plot, consequently we end up being doomed by a cishet narrative that minimizes us as characters and inaccurately represents queer people, thereby giving visibility to harmful stereotypes about the lgbtq community, and also disappointing thousands of our fans who just hoped to see people like them having a complex relationship in a piece of media like our Piece Of Media for once?

would you?

[lexosaurus]

dash: so you see, fentoenail, the key to getting max hypertrophy comes down to a few things. first, the obvious, is progressive overload. now, when you do that, you want to focus on the science-based lifting as much as possible, but saying that i really do think ego lifting has a bad rap. you know, sometimes it's okay to just ego lift for that sweet sweet pump. because you're not gonna get swole if you're not motivated, u know? now, i can tell u dont do this because you're such a dweeb, but diet is also important. everything from taking preworkout for that energy boost, and then after the workout making sure to make a protein shake and throw some creatine in there too. creatine is great for muscle recovery, which you'll need because you'll be back in the gym the next day—obviously—but protein is also key because it's what builds your muscles. since i already know you're not eating any protein, i'll just tell you right now that you should probably get some whey powder and start supplementing. now, when you're making your workout program, there's a few ways you can go about it— danny: if i knew that getting revealed would have lead to this conversation, i would never have revealed myself. ever.

[taweretsdagger]

we should’ve gotten more hurley and juliet. desmond and juliet. sayid and juliet. michael and juliet. ana lucia and juliet. shannon and juliet. boone and juliet. claire and juliet. eko and juliet. rousseau and juliet.

[into-fiction]

do you have any gelphie relationship headcanons? :)

do I?? DO I???

general headcanons:

glinda fell first. glinda also fell harder

glinda says 'i love you' first

glinda's love language is physical touch. elphie's love language is quality time (or acts of service, could go either way)

glinda is an absolute shit chef but has one amazing cookie recipe. elphie cooks for the both of them

they are both night owls (but elphie thinks glinda is a morning person at first)

elphie is the big spoon when glinda wants to feel small. elphie is the little spoon when glinda wants to feel strong

glinda is the jealous one

glinda is a clingy drunk. elphie does not get drunk

glinda is mouthy (she likes to nibble on elphie lmao)

elphie is better at directions. glinda is better at names/faces

glinda is good at math. elphie is good at everything else

glinda likes to steal elphie's clothes. elphie (secretly) likes to use glinda's perfume

elphie is the romantic one. glinda is the sentimental one

lastly:

glinda considers elphie the love of her life

elphie considers glinda the loss of her life

[idkkimbored9]

Dead boy detectives but they’re painters.

Red boy detectives.

Dead boy detectives but they’re married

The Wed boy detectives.

Dead boy detectives but they’re cooks.

Fed boy detectives.

Dead boy detectives but they’re also doctors.

The Med boy detectives.

[hoodzgyal]

ok sorry guys let me rant for a quick second.

i love men. i love men with deep voices. squeaky voices. raspy voices. the smell of cologne. adam’s apples. veiny hands.

men with big hands, so much so that you can hold his index finger rather than hold his hand outright.

men with big muscles with a healthy layer of fat over top. men who look like they could throw me into the sun if they wanted to.

i love men who are gentle giants. men who cry easily. men who don’t really cry at all. men who get nervous at the sight of a pretty girl being interested in them. men who are anxious. men who stutter.

i love men who enjoy being babied. enjoy babying others. men who are so big and strong and are expected to hold the weight of the world on their shoulders unflinchingly. men who will lay in your lap and let you take care of them. because they know they need it.

i love men. men men men.

[guiltyasdave]

Hi Jana, little question for you, which pictures of Pedro do you think have the most "boyfriend" vibes?

hi anon!! 🫶🏻 that is an excellent question, tell me, how much time do you have? 😌 because…