#i could KEEP GOING

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

"the incest episode" "the ass crack episode" "the law and order episode" "the timeline episode" "the zombie episode" "the std episode" "the dictator episode" "the civil war episode" "the conspiracy theory episode" "the lava episode" "the paintball episodes" "the documentary episodes" "the drug episode" "the g.i. joe episode" "the stop motion episode" "the magic trampoline episode" "the episode with joe biden" "the eastern european war crimes episode" "the video game episode" "the puppet episode" "the body swap episode" "the d&d episodes" "the grifting episode" and the whole time it's just nbc's community (2009)

[cerasus--flores]

drives me crazy EVERY TIME

[secrectlyicky]

making out

tw: drying humping, spit

making out with legoshi is so nasty. inexperienced kisses that are sloppy as his large hands grab at your waist. moving to your ass then your chest. his eyes are low when you two pull away, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

he grabs your jaw, his claws grazing your skin as he squeezes, parting your lips. his tongue pushing inside and eagerly claiming territory in your mouth. his hands find purchase on your waist again, pulling you impossibly closer.

spit spilling between the two of you as you grind against him. he groans into your mouth, feeling your lips wrap around his tongue. messy, wet sounds and heavy breathing filling the room as you grow drunk on the taste of his saliva. tugging at his fur while he moves your hips in desperation.

the feeling of your wet heat through your bottoms is enough to make him cum in his pants. his claws poking into your skin as he humps you with vigor. feeling you spill onto him, the space between you two soiled.

[bellyhasabellyache]

i love seeing people think about all the things percy did for annabeth but we forget a lot of the things she did for him. she trusted percy in SoM to keep her safe while she listened to the sirens song. she gave up immortality as a hunter for him in TTC, long before he did the same in TLO. she broke the rules to sit with percy at dinner in BotL. she entrusted her own quest to percy, even though she had been hoping for it all her life. she was the one speaking at his funeral, not grover, not chiron, she was the one declaring her feelings for him. for hells sake she took a knife for him because she ‘had a feeling’ it was important. she was the one counting down the hours he had been missing is TLH and was the first person off of the Argo II in MoA because she was so worried about percy. she is just as in love with percy as he is with her and the fandom just doesn’t show it.

[darlingjmiller]

it’s giving Tired Single Dad™ at the playground watching his toddler from the bench so he doesn’t get hurt

grogu falls down and he just shouts “walk it off buddy”

another child is playing with a toy grogu wants and when he uses the force to get said toy back you hear din from a distance “what did we say about using the force on other kids hm? give it back”

an exasperated “no, don’t eat that”

din dragging grogu from the playground after one too many duel attempts

[acowboynamedasa]

So many people misunderstand kirk and Spock’s dynamic and it makes me go a little bit crazy every time.

They are two halves of one coin, like genuinely they can’t make proper decisions without each other, most people get that bit.

Yes Kirk is the “emotional one” and Spock is the “logical one” when you boil it down to its most boring and waterlogged state, but it really doesn’t play out like a left brain right brain thing.

Way more often it’s just “you need this guidance because your falling right now, and I have this shard of wisdom you were looking for” they both fill that same roll. And most of the time it really is not “your being to emotional blah blah blah” and “your being heartless blah blah blah”

They are half of one person, yes, but the person wasn’t cut evenly!!

Kirk is still very rule oriented (constantly putting the safety of the ship above all else even when in extreme panic or discomfort) , and Spock is still chaotic and emotional (him putting Jim’s safety and even just happiness above all else despite knowing the ship’s safety is what’s more important).

Watching any of their interactions as they problem solve shows this so blatantly. often it’s Spock that has the insane “Well lets just fucking kill him” idea and Kirk has to be the “we can’t do that that’s crazy” guy. But they say it in their own words!!

You mistake Spock’s weird grammar and Nimoy’s deep voice for actually logic!!!

You mistake Kirks suave attitude and Shatner’s Shatner-isms for lapses of judgment!!!

Stop it!!!!!

[bumbelbee]

Jeepegjes. Peeëngeetjes. Peedeeëfjes. Peeësdeetjes. Empeeviertjes.

[calamitoustide]

also hi one last thing i’m thinking about jegulus both being de-aged by a potion mishap but instead of being at hogwarts they live together so now they’re just two three year olds with no supervision and no idea where they are and james immediately goes and writes a letter in his very sloppy handwriting because that’s what effie taught him to do and then he sits on the couch and makes reg sit with him because she also taught him to stay exactly where he is if he’s lost so she can find him

and then effie and monty rush in and there’s just two toddlers there and no explanation whatsoever about… how the fuck they got that way

[troybarnesbucky]

it would be cool if y’all stopped using mizrahi jews simply existing as a gotcha. like we’re not proof that jews aren’t white — and this excludes ashkenazim, who are not white either and we’re certainly persecuted for Just That in recent memory. we’re not proof that israel oppresses “brown people”; the situation for mizrahim and more recently ethiopians in israel is a lot more complex than your american, western minds can comprehend. we’re also not your “unproblematic” flavor of judaism, just “oriental” enough to be palatable to non-jews that don’t see jews as middle eastern, a tool for ashkenazim to distance themselves from ashkenazi culture and history (which is beautiful and diverse already!!!). we were not besties with muslims and christians until the big bad z-word came along, we suffered in the Diaspora too and this deserves to be commemorated and taught to the world. stop using our existence to prove a point.

[imjustanasshole]

would you still love me if we were Same-Gendered Best Friends who are the main characters of a Piece of Media, in which I have been deeply in love with you ever since we met, but you already have an Opposite-Gendered Alleged Love Interest whom you don't love, so, even though The Audience is aware that there's something special going on between us, they overlook it as platonic love, even though, at least in my case, it is glaringly obvious that I feel deeply for you, however, since you have your assigned Alleged Love Interest, they don't assume the same is true in your case, even if it's as clear, or even more so, that my feelings are reciprocated by you, thus, I just seem like a desperate Homosexual Same-Gendered Best Friend with a one-sided crush, and even if our Creator wanted to make us end up together, this wouldn't be possible, given the fact that the only socially acceptable way to have queer people being protagonists in a piece of media is if it solely narrates their experiences and hardships as Existing Homosexuals, explicitly announcing that it contains queer topics and nothing else, and since our Piece Of Media narrates a different story that doesn't revolve around homosexuality, The Audience doesn't agree with our relationship being a fundamental part of the plot, consequently we end up being doomed by a cishet narrative that minimizes us as characters and inaccurately represents queer people, thereby giving visibility to harmful stereotypes about the lgbtq community, and also disappointing thousands of our fans who just hoped to see people like them having a complex relationship in a piece of media like our Piece Of Media for once?

would you?

[lexosaurus]

dash: so you see, fentoenail, the key to getting max hypertrophy comes down to a few things. first, the obvious, is progressive overload. now, when you do that, you want to focus on the science-based lifting as much as possible, but saying that i really do think ego lifting has a bad rap. you know, sometimes it's okay to just ego lift for that sweet sweet pump. because you're not gonna get swole if you're not motivated, u know? now, i can tell u dont do this because you're such a dweeb, but diet is also important. everything from taking preworkout for that energy boost, and then after the workout making sure to make a protein shake and throw some creatine in there too. creatine is great for muscle recovery, which you'll need because you'll be back in the gym the next day—obviously—but protein is also key because it's what builds your muscles. since i already know you're not eating any protein, i'll just tell you right now that you should probably get some whey powder and start supplementing. now, when you're making your workout program, there's a few ways you can go about it— danny: if i knew that getting revealed would have lead to this conversation, i would never have revealed myself. ever.

[into-fiction]

do you have any gelphie relationship headcanons? :)

do I?? DO I???

general headcanons:

glinda fell first. glinda also fell harder

glinda says 'i love you' first

glinda's love language is physical touch. elphie's love language is quality time (or acts of service, could go either way)

glinda is an absolute shit chef but has one amazing cookie recipe. elphie cooks for the both of them

they are both night owls (but elphie thinks glinda is a morning person at first)

elphie is the big spoon when glinda wants to feel small. elphie is the little spoon when glinda wants to feel strong

glinda is the jealous one

glinda is a clingy drunk. elphie does not get drunk

glinda is mouthy (she likes to nibble on elphie lmao)

elphie is better at directions. glinda is better at names/faces

glinda is good at math. elphie is good at everything else

glinda likes to steal elphie's clothes. elphie (secretly) likes to use glinda's perfume

elphie is the romantic one. glinda is the sentimental one

lastly:

glinda considers elphie the love of her life

elphie considers glinda the loss of her life

[hoodzgyal]

ok sorry guys let me rant for a quick second.

i love men. i love men with deep voices. squeaky voices. raspy voices. the smell of cologne. adam’s apples. veiny hands.

men with big hands, so much so that you can hold his index finger rather than hold his hand outright.

men with big muscles with a healthy layer of fat over top. men who look like they could throw me into the sun if they wanted to.

i love men who are gentle giants. men who cry easily. men who don’t really cry at all. men who get nervous at the sight of a pretty girl being interested in them. men who are anxious. men who stutter.

i love men who enjoy being babied. enjoy babying others. men who are so big and strong and are expected to hold the weight of the world on their shoulders unflinchingly. men who will lay in your lap and let you take care of them. because they know they need it.

i love men. men men men.

[guiltyasdave]

Hi Jana, little question for you, which pictures of Pedro do you think have the most "boyfriend" vibes?

hi anon!! 🫶🏻 that is an excellent question, tell me, how much time do you have? 😌 because…

[yangscowlick]

Because the “shrodinger’s queerbait” nonsense will never go away, indulge me an analogy (and a long post).

wlw ships are the “made from scratch” cake in a world where we only ever expect cake mix from the box.

Say you have a show where, in the first interaction between a male and female character, there is a red box. It could be a Betty Crocker box of cake mix. Because all it takes is just one smile — one wink — one raised eyebrow— and the fans don’t question it. We’re clearly making a cake here. The box is red.

Meanwhile, you have two female characters building their own relationship that have elements that could build to romance. There are eggs in the fridge. A few more episodes, there’s flour in the pantry. Sugar. Baking powder. Queer fans start whispering…we could be making a cake here. Other fans scoff “you will read into anything. They’re just eggs! Everyone has eggs in their fridge!” Maybe so, maybe not. They are written off as discrete ingredients, nothing to see here.

That red box is still sitting in the pantry. Obviously we’re going with that one, and it’s definitely cake mix. That guy and girl stood next to each other again.

The wlw relationship is now full-on batter. It was a cake recipe all along, but it’s not baked yet. The crowd that wrote off every ingredient is now saying the writers are just going to “squander” that box that could be ready-made cake mix or that they’re being “forced” to bake a cake with the very ingredients the writers deliberately bought and put in their pantry.

Now it’s in the oven, the cake is baking. That crowd will still insist it’s forced, or maybe its actually something else, or it’s rushed, or it’s pandering. Whether the writers painstakingly built a pantry to make the cake they truly wanted or they were cultivating good ingredients and realized they had the fixings for a more decadent cake and went there, it doesn’t matter. It’s still a recipe. One that fans who always have to piece together ingredients had hoped for or saw from the get-go, despite being scoffed at and disparaged. Just because that crowd didn’t see (or refused to see) those ingredients as part of a whole, doesn’t make it any less of a recipe.

And wlw fans shouldn’t have to keep writing essays to demonstrate that the wlw “cake” has all the ingredients every cake mix does, or keep pointing out that fans were ready to believe a cake was being baked when they saw a nondescript box, but that they’ll do anything to discredit or doubt the cake from scratch that’s now cooling off on the counter.

It is partly a function of heteronormativity from the audience in immediately seeing romance in any whisper of interaction between m/f characters and passing off all charged interactions between female characters are sisterly or platonic. And it also comes from writers, who are either being cautious so as not to spook corporate overlords or audiences, or who are preserving plausible deniability.

To take the analogy further, box cake mix is fine! It works! It is, practically speaking, what a lot of folks know by default. I thought I was a Duncan Hines girl once myself. Vanilla cake mix has the ingredients measured out, it’s a safe bet, it tastes like cake.

But it doesn’t mean every red box is cake mix. And it doesn’t make the cake that had to be pieced together from scratch due to censorship, caution, time, narrative build-up, what-have-you, any less of a cake.

[tragedy-for-sale]

Age of the Batch

This has been on my mind lately

Getting a few things out of the way. None of their wookiepedia pages state how old they are (not given a BBY year). If you simply look up their ages, it places Omega at 12 years (which is confirmed unless I dreamt that), and the batch at 13 (which is incorrect). We also know the oldest clones are 13 (26) by the end of the war.

Omega is older than the batch; Which crosses out the possibility of them being 13/Gen Ones. This means the oldest they could be is 12 (24) by the end of the war. We also know Omega was old enough to remember seeing the mutations of the batch get enhanced. So the question arose of what was the youngest age Omega could consciously remember that and also be an effective lab assist? Around three or four would be the youngest.

When Omega is explaining to the batch, she tells them '...sent to be with the other clones.' Does this infer they went back to their growth jars in those giant rooms, or out consciously? Since we know Omega is able to remember their mutations being done, that means the batch did not initially have all their mutations and had to be modified later in development. (Which complicates things based on the nature of how genetic mutations work). But that's a lot to get into at this moment and I'll spare you that rant because maker I could go on.

If the oldest the batch could be is 12, that would mean their got their mutations at age 2 (4) at the earliest. However, I feel like there is an emphasis on Omega being older than them, not the same age. We can infer the batch did not join the war right away because of the time of their introduction.

I feel it is more likely for the batch to be closer to 11 (22) by the end of the war. That would place them at 8 (16) years at the start of the war, and maybe they didn't make their debut in the war until a year later at 9 (18). This also puts Omega at a standard 4 years older, this makes the most sense because then she would be old enough to remember them being created and getting genetically enhanced during a time in development that's actually scientifically feasible.

If they were making their marks as extremely effective soldiers, who's to say they weren't rushed off to war prematurely. It is said in The Clone Wars that young clones were rushed into service before their 10-year training span was up, and the batch was likely a part of those groups.