#i could KEEP GOING

[darlingjmiller]

it’s giving Tired Single Dad™ at the playground watching his toddler from the bench so he doesn’t get hurt

grogu falls down and he just shouts “walk it off buddy”

another child is playing with a toy grogu wants and when he uses the force to get said toy back you hear din from a distance “what did we say about using the force on other kids hm? give it back”

an exasperated “no, don’t eat that”

din dragging grogu from the playground after one too many duel attempts

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

"the incest episode" "the ass crack episode" "the law and order episode" "the timeline episode" "the zombie episode" "the std episode" "the dictator episode" "the civil war episode" "the conspiracy theory episode" "the lava episode" "the paintball episodes" "the documentary episodes" "the drug episode" "the g.i. joe episode" "the stop motion episode" "the magic trampoline episode" "the episode with joe biden" "the eastern european war crimes episode" "the video game episode" "the puppet episode" "the body swap episode" "the d&d episodes" "the grifting episode" and the whole time it's just nbc's community (2009)

[cerasus--flores]

drives me crazy EVERY TIME

[troybarnesbucky]

it would be cool if y’all stopped using mizrahi jews simply existing as a gotcha. like we’re not proof that jews aren’t white — and this excludes ashkenazim, who are not white either and we’re certainly persecuted for Just That in recent memory. we’re not proof that israel oppresses “brown people”; the situation for mizrahim and more recently ethiopians in israel is a lot more complex than your american, western minds can comprehend. we’re also not your “unproblematic” flavor of judaism, just “oriental” enough to be palatable to non-jews that don’t see jews as middle eastern, a tool for ashkenazim to distance themselves from ashkenazi culture and history (which is beautiful and diverse already!!!). we were not besties with muslims and christians until the big bad z-word came along, we suffered in the Diaspora too and this deserves to be commemorated and taught to the world. stop using our existence to prove a point.

[yangscowlick]

Because the “shrodinger’s queerbait” nonsense will never go away, indulge me an analogy (and a long post).

wlw ships are the “made from scratch” cake in a world where we only ever expect cake mix from the box.

Say you have a show where, in the first interaction between a male and female character, there is a red box. It could be a Betty Crocker box of cake mix. Because all it takes is just one smile — one wink — one raised eyebrow— and the fans don’t question it. We’re clearly making a cake here. The box is red.

Meanwhile, you have two female characters building their own relationship that have elements that could build to romance. There are eggs in the fridge. A few more episodes, there’s flour in the pantry. Sugar. Baking powder. Queer fans start whispering…we could be making a cake here. Other fans scoff “you will read into anything. They’re just eggs! Everyone has eggs in their fridge!” Maybe so, maybe not. They are written off as discrete ingredients, nothing to see here.

That red box is still sitting in the pantry. Obviously we’re going with that one, and it’s definitely cake mix. That guy and girl stood next to each other again.

The wlw relationship is now full-on batter. It was a cake recipe all along, but it’s not baked yet. The crowd that wrote off every ingredient is now saying the writers are just going to “squander” that box that could be ready-made cake mix or that they’re being “forced” to bake a cake with the very ingredients the writers deliberately bought and put in their pantry.

Now it’s in the oven, the cake is baking. That crowd will still insist it’s forced, or maybe its actually something else, or it’s rushed, or it’s pandering. Whether the writers painstakingly built a pantry to make the cake they truly wanted or they were cultivating good ingredients and realized they had the fixings for a more decadent cake and went there, it doesn’t matter. It’s still a recipe. One that fans who always have to piece together ingredients had hoped for or saw from the get-go, despite being scoffed at and disparaged. Just because that crowd didn’t see (or refused to see) those ingredients as part of a whole, doesn’t make it any less of a recipe.

And wlw fans shouldn’t have to keep writing essays to demonstrate that the wlw “cake” has all the ingredients every cake mix does, or keep pointing out that fans were ready to believe a cake was being baked when they saw a nondescript box, but that they’ll do anything to discredit or doubt the cake from scratch that’s now cooling off on the counter.

It is partly a function of heteronormativity from the audience in immediately seeing romance in any whisper of interaction between m/f characters and passing off all charged interactions between female characters are sisterly or platonic. And it also comes from writers, who are either being cautious so as not to spook corporate overlords or audiences, or who are preserving plausible deniability.

To take the analogy further, box cake mix is fine! It works! It is, practically speaking, what a lot of folks know by default. I thought I was a Duncan Hines girl once myself. Vanilla cake mix has the ingredients measured out, it’s a safe bet, it tastes like cake.

But it doesn’t mean every red box is cake mix. And it doesn’t make the cake that had to be pieced together from scratch due to censorship, caution, time, narrative build-up, what-have-you, any less of a cake.

[simpjaes]

would looove to hear ur take on innocent things that turn perv!jay on bcuz he can’t help but pop a boner over every little thing like pushing your hair to one shoulder, wearing crop tops that show belly, stuff like that

▸ fat tits bulging out of your bra on accident.

▸ thighs being shown whether you're wearing a dress, a skirt, shorts, or pants that chaffed enough to have holes in the inner thigh (esp that one actually)

▸ pulling your hair up at any point, or even just holding it out of your face bc he will immediately want a blow job.

▸ eating cherries.

▸ the typical sucking of suckers, popsicles, and any other candy/sweet substance and makes you pucker your lips.

▸ sticky lips, like lipgloss and chapstick. makes him want you to rub his pre-cum across ur lips and wear it proudly sdkjhfkjsd

▸ going into the bathroom after you've taken a shower. idk why but i think he'd probably 100% jerk off in the steam and lose himself in the scent of your soaps and lotions

▸ tights with snags / holes in them. will wanna push his fingers through the hole just to feel your skin.

▸ your reacting to him paying for stuff. ajkshfjsdhfkjsd

[guiltyasdave]

Hi Jana, little question for you, which pictures of Pedro do you think have the most "boyfriend" vibes?

hi anon!! 🫶🏻 that is an excellent question, tell me, how much time do you have? 😌 because…

[miasanmannschaft]

fr sports have taught me that parasocial relationships don’t have to be positive so lemme tell you about my personal enemies

[wife-beam]

a lot of people act like sqq’s main character trait is obliviousness and i could not disagree more

[totallycynically]

Yall tiktok editors need to chill istg those cunty ass transitions are lethal weapons used to propagate me into developing a crush ANYONE at this point.

[thekayart]

When people say peeta is weak, I feel you should see the facts that show you otherwise! I mean this boy has had his heart stop three times! And in in the quell he comes out of an RCP, and he had to inmediately keep running for his life! His heart stopped! You know where people go after coming out a heart arrest? Intensive care! And they stay hospitalized for days. And just to say that most people just don’t come out of that. So yeah, this is the strongest boy, end.

[problemduetest4life]

My number one Jeremy Knox head canon is that his most common response by text is “perf”

[cleo-serotonin]

was it casual when i touched your face and called you baby in front of everyone at my dad’s birthday party even when none of the canon couples in the show ever called each other baby? was it casual when i pulled you out of a trance like state when you ran off to an island in the middle of the night because you accidentally hurt me and were terrified you might do it again? was it???

[supersonic1994]

loch lomond kiss, how could we go on like brothers, I always thought that was our wonderwall, me and liam are head over heels in love at the moment, we had sex last night, let there be love, you could be me and pretty soon you will be, liam’s gotten all religious, france 1997, two people who are the opposite who become one, womb to tomb, as soon as I got divorced and noel got divorced we got on better, the songs not about brothers it’s about lovers, on stage I just want him, Q awards kiss, give him a love bite, I get round to loving you is that such a crime/it's a crime, liam lying down and simulating masturbation in front of brother noel, I miss him terribly I need his love/I miss and need him for love, we’ve interviewed liam and it kind of isn’t an oasis interview it’s more about you, liam gallaghers a pretty good act to give a valentines card to, you said we’d live forever, my sister lover, he’s coming home he’s coming home I told ya noely g’s coming home, take me when I'm young and true/was it me or was it you, had to change the line from brother to lover, noel’s tweet on liam’s birthday, if you don’t know the truth now you never will, me and liam are in a bad marriage, brother jersey photoshoot, like a jealous child who wanted his toy back, they are no brothers they don’t act like that It is bigger than love they act more like they are a boyfriend and a girlfriend, it’s kind of illegal for two brothers to make love, till death do us part, they didn’t tell me where they were but they are both very happy.

[owchie-wowchie]

Hatchetfield has the best autistic rep and I don't even think they're really trying.

[sabotourist]

i feel so much about delta you guys

red vs blue really looked at me and said here is our logic fragment. this is the logic man. he feels logic. he has a strong survival drive. but also he loved york enough to be willing to die with him.

sigma wanted so fucking bad to be human, to be whole, to chase what they came from and what they were. that he totally missed the fact that delta fucking made it. Delta was more than the Logic Fragment. He had his own bonds, his own wants, his own drive because of his relationship with York.

And in his attempt to become whole again, Sigma... completely undermined that. Made delta into the Logic Fragment again. just another fragment, not a person of his own.

do you ever think about how if sigma had slowed down and really tried to work with maine, that maybe things could have gone so so differently?

i think about that.