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I see people being like "I feel like I'm interrupting something when i watch fit and pac" recently but I see them and I'm like. "I need to study them under a microscope. I need to witness all of the sappy silly low-key cringe things they do together and I need to gather it all up and cherish it." I love them so much n it's fun to joke about how insufferable it can get but. I really love it. I spent almost all of my 25 minute subway ride home today watching the same 3 fitpac clips on loop bc I couldn't stop giggling to myself about them. These cubitos are gay as shit and it feels great seeing these characters who are so nervous abt messing things up but love each other regardless of all of the things that they've done/have been to them.
#qsmp#fitpac#i cant stop thinking about these gay cubes man#theyre in my brain and they wont leave#theyre not just living in my head rent free they kicked me to the curb my head belongs to them now#i need to break back into my own brain#and take it back from pactw and fitmc
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WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: CAPTAIN MARVEL
wooshy blue magic and blood. how mysticy and unanswered it is
“wanna fight?” 💥P O W💥 also magic powers she cant use in every fight is a punch of bullshit. kill that dude, carol you dont need him >:T shapeshifting lizards are badguys. got it. also jude law is hot as hell
rescure mission. totally gonne get ambushed (update) FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS AN AMBUSH. NOW YALL LOST THE MAIN CHARACTER. WHO APPARENTLY LOST HER MEMORY. stupid lizard people
women airpilots fuck yeah! and possibly has a a girlfriend?? lesbian captain marval??—��FUCK UP THEM LIZARDS. punch them in their stupid faces. fucking skRulL
BLOCKBUSTER
COULSONNN- FUURYY :D FIGHT BUT THIS TIME ON A TRAIN! +car crashes bc fury cant fuckinn drive. and apparently punching old ladys- SHES A IMPOSTOR. ew the shapeshifting is gross and horrifying. 6/10 do not recommend
awh stan lee, my heart hurts
of course car-coulson is a fake. next thing ya know a cat is gonna be some fucked up lizard. dead lizard man in a car is dead, yay. also more fuckedup techy shit and a old computer
ew gross perverted men, you steal his motorcycle. and alien autopsy is very ew. and old boss looking mf is also lizard how fucked are yall that you cant even trust the old boss looking guy?
“if toast is cut diagonally, i cant eat it.” yall heard it here first. fuck diagonally cut toast. photon blast go brrr
“everyone calls me fury.” thats gonna be important later on
this bastard got upset she had to lose the flannel she had on? shes gay. new info in the hall of records show one- old lady is a alien. and two- CAROL IS HUMAN AND TWAS ON EARTH
fury you mcfuck dont call in for backup. she has space blasters IN HER HANDS. thats someone you wanna fight??? old boss guy said nick. told yall it would be important
SPACE LESBIAN SAVES EARTH FRIEND FROM ALIEN LIZARD(NOT CLICKBAIT)
FLYING JET THINGY HELPS EM GO SEE CAROLS FORGOTTEN GIRLFRIEND! also HIDDEN CAT
“auntie carol” FUCKING FUCK. stupid child. carol and mariah are inlove yourhonor. and i will die on this hill
awkard neighbor interactions. blegh. JESUS FUCK THE LIZARD IS IN THE HOUSE. lizard men good??? good guys bad???? HA THE ALIENS ARE SCARED OF CATSKABSKHSSKJS
what the fuck is a flerkin?? why is the cat called a flerkin????? SPACE BATTLE WITH THE WOOSHING AND PEWS oh they got fucking merked and crashed. losers
GOODS GUYS ARE BAD I KNEW IT. LIZARD PPL GOOD I WAS FOOLED, WRONGED, AND BAMBOOZLED. carol fucking shot a space engine and got blued by magic shit. ORIGIN STORY COMPLETE SHE HAS BECOME THE ENGINE ITSELF
this is getting sad. i feel bad for ragging on the lizard people but at the same time HA HOMELESS. mariah go! yell your space- nOT BESTFRIEND NONKSJKSKSKS. JUDE LAW BAD. LIZARD GOOD
NOREX YOU STUPID LIZARD. HOW HARD IS IT TO FIGURE OUT ORBIT SHIT COMPARED TO CORDS ON EARTH🙄 talos shut the fuck up about the stupid cat. its a C A T !
floating space cat is adorable. 10/10
SPACE CUBE! TESSERACT! in a fucking tin lunchbox- bellowing call thingy to reconnect with lizard wife and child. beautiful moment in the movie right now 😌
ITS A TRAP. okay not really but THEY FOUND YALL FCKING RUN. DONT THROW THE CAT YOU MONSTERS. “jOg thE olD mEmoRy” shut the fuck up.
DONT PUT A MUZZEL ON THE CAT YOU WHORES WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLERKIN ANYWAY
gas-lighting, manipulating fuckers of a alien race deserve kicks to the teeth. stand up to them carol, you got this. KICK THEIR ASS.
all lesbians glow. she-ra, captain marvel, korra, etc. they’re that badass. HOLY SHIT THE CAT HAS FUCKIJG CUTHULU IN ITS MOUTH JEUSS CHRIST. “im trusting you, not to eat me.” YOU BETTER HAVE MORE THEN TRUST, FURY
GOOSE YOU BEAUITFUL OCTOPUS MOUTH CAT GOOD FOR YOU EATING THE GLOWY CUBE
im just a girl playing in the background while danvers kicks the kree ass is amazing.
“do you have the thing?” “flerkin kittu ate it.”
bombs go brrrr. why is minerva so pretty its unfair. space ships also go brrr
FLYING SPACE GAY, HELL YES. HELL NO RONAN SHOWED UP. SHE STOPPED A WHOLE ASS SPACE NUKE FROM HITTING EARTH AND MAKING IT BLOW UP ALL THE OTHER ONES
“take her down” she just took out all your fucking warheads, do ya think ships would work????. “return to the jump point” COWARD
intense stand off. jude stfu you’re a badguy. you dont get a moment for a teaching lession.
“SHOW ME YOU CAN-“ BOOM. get blasted bitch. “you cant do this.” she will take that bet and win
FURY LOST HIS EYE TO THE FUCKING CAT SLSGSKHSSKHSKSS
intergalaxy pager! range can last a couple galaxies! now only $499.99! for emergencies ONLY. no out of town calls
“so is it true? the kree burned out your eye because you refused to give up the tesseract?” fury just tell em the cat clawed your eye out and stop being embarassed :/
NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN :D
#captain marvel#captain marvel movie#the mcu#marvel#marvel movies#marvel cinematic universe#lesbian captain marvel??#FUCK THE SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD PEOPLE#forgotten memorys are very gay. 10/10#artemis rants#carol danvers#flying space lesbian
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Surprising Sarah characters with Lunch🌠
Sarah:
You visited Sarah while she was on set for AHS cult, you knew she loved catering, but she loved your cooking even more. You had made her favourite the night before and decided to bring the left overs for dinner.
"Hey baby! What are you doing here?!"
She ran to you, still in costume and pulled you into the biggest hug. Anyone would think you hadn't seen each other in a long time, when in reality you had seen her a mere few hours ago when she woke up in your bed.
"You know I can't resist the brown hair and this costume makes your ass look great love... oh and I brought lunch"
"You're so cute"
Billie:
You found billie at the murder house, you knew how long Billie had spent preparing for this new adventure and how much energy she was using to make her show almost as good as she is.
"Hey ghost lady"
"Hey babygirl, what brings you here? I thought you said this place was unsafe?"
"I've brought you lunch... and I did, I still think it is but I know I'm safe if you're here"
"Always baby"
Lana:
Lana was half way through a day full of interviews and she was exhausted, all she wanted was you. She decided to give you a ring, although you were probably too busy to talk to her.
"Hello love, how are the interviews going?"
"Hello sweetheart, they're exhausting. I wish you were here"
"I'll bring lunch"
"You don't have to drop everything for me, I'm sure you're busy"
You smiled gently through the phone, you had been planning on taking Lana lunch anyway, you missed her like crazy.
"Never too busy for you love"
Cordelia:
You knew Delia could get caught up in her work, so when she was absent at breakfast and lunch, you decided enough was enough. You found her office and knocked before entering.
"Delia?"
"Hm?" She didn't look up from her work, being a head teacher and supreme was tiring work you guessed.
"I brought you lunch, take a break for me"
"I don't have time y/n, I have to finish all this paperwork before tomorrow"
"Well take a break and I'll help you"
"I can't ask you to do that"
"You didn't, I'm telling you I am. You'll starve yourself if you're not careful"
"Have I told you I love you today?"
"Yes dear, but you can say it as much as you'd like, I'll never complain"
Bette and Dot:
You always brought the girls lunch no matter what day it was or how busy you were. It was just another way to show them how much you cared.
You always tried to make each day different, and today you had decided to make a picnic.
"How are my favourite girls?"
You walked over to the pair sat at their dressing table and placed a kiss on both their cheeks causing matching blush to grace their skin.
"Are we having lunch together!?"
"Bette..." Dot scolded her sister.
"Its okay Dottie, I love how excited Bette gets. And of course, I thought maybe a picnic would be fun today"
"Sounds awfully romantic! I cant wait!"
"Me neither Bette, me neither" You smiled at both the girls and pulled them towards you for a hug before lunch.
Sally:
You know that sally didn't need to eat because she was a ghost but that didn't stop you worrying that she wasn't taking care of herself.
"Y/n! I thought you wasn't coming back till later? I've missed you so much"
Sally was sat at the bar, the usual tears running down her cheeks at the pure sight of you. Happy tears of course.
"Well I brought food, I thought maybe we could have lunch together? I cant remember the last time you ate love"
"Thats sweet baby, but you know I don't need to eat"
"I know... you should still take care of yourself though"
"I love you"
Sally loved that you cared about silly things, although she didn't need the same things as humans do, that you did; she loved that you still wanted her to have them. Food, water, sleep. You looked after her, and she would be grateful for that forever.
Ally:
Both Ally and Oz were ill and you felt bad that you weren't there to look after them both. So you booked the rest of the day off and the day after and hurried to the shop for supplies before heading to Allys.
"Y/n? What are you doing here?"
"Well my favourite people are sick and need to be looked after"
"But you might get sick too"
"Then you can return the favour and look after me" you placed a kiss on Allys cheek and entered her house, finding Oz sitting on the couch.
"Hey little man, I brought you some stuff to keep you occupied. I'm sorry you're ill bud"
You handed Oz some comics and some sweets and retreated to the kitchen.
"What did I ever do to deserve you?"
"How about you contemplate that while on the sofa love, and I'll make some lunch"
"Thank you"
You'd do anything to see that beautiful smile on her face every minute of everyday.
Audrey:
Audrey hated catering food, said it tasted fake, so she always took her own. However, that morning she hadn't had time to do anything so went to work without her usual meal in her bag. You felt bad for keeping Audrey up all night and therefore making her sleep in for longer than normal. So you decided to make her one of your family recipes and suprise her at work.
You knocked on her trailer door and waited for her to answer.
"Hey babe, what brings you here?"
"I brought you some lunch, I know you don't like catering and you have nothing to eat so I made you an old family recipe... its nothing special-"
"Im sure it will be amazing babe, thank you. I hope you made enough for the both of us, or you'll have to find something else to eat"
She winked at you and made your cheeks blush. You always loved lunch with Audrey.
Wilhemina:
Mina had missed lunch and you weren't quite sure why, she had looked under the weather this morning when you left her room. But she brushed it off and told you she was fine. Being a high ranked purple you instructed a grey to bring you wilhemina's uneaten cube. You were always kind with the Greys, hating the fact that even after the end of the word there was still a hierarchy.
"Mina? Are you in here?"
"What do you want y/n" you never took her tone of voice personally, especially when she was evidently ill.
"I brought you lunch, I know you're not well love"
All that was returned was a grunt and you took that as a thank you.
"Let's get you sat up, you need to eat and drink some water"
"Thank you"
"Always mina"
Tammy:
You knew where Tammy would be, at the loft with debbie and Lou and the rest of the team. You were only a small part of the team so you weren't that involved in day to day things. However, you made sure to visit every day to bring Tammy her lunch. The women were always getting caught up in their plans, that you were scared Tam wouldn't eat unless you made her.
"Hello beautiful lady"
"Hello, hows my favourite fence?" You placed a kiss on Tammy's lips as you placed a Tupperware box within her hands.
"Better for seeing you. Did you bring lunch again?"
"Of course, can't have you starving while making important plans"
She smiled down at you and thanked you with her eyes.
"Hey love birds, how about you bring us all some lunch too, sharing is caring you know"
Lou was always teasing you for caring so much about Tammys lunch. But you'd still do it until the end of time if it meant you'd be looking after her.
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So me and pix sat down to finally watch all of Sanders Sides. Eventually Pix got bored and Shi stopped wanting to watch from a distance so he joined me instead. These are our thoughts, comments, and questions while watching it from video 1-39. 1. Who the hell as morals? 2. I would love to make videos like this. 3. The blue dude is an idiot and its kinda funny 4."Adultry" 5. The emo one reminds us of Shi. (At this point they started making jokes that i didn’t understand in the discord) 6. "Ill be back." "Ill be ready" me at depression. 7. ITS 2016-2017!? 8. This is what the inside of my head sounds like. 9. Hes a good singer. 10: "youre a emo nightmare." "Thanks." Any of us at shi. 11. Im pretty sure we all dont like Disney...well maybe Zay does. 12. Im curious about each of thier Hogwarts houses. 13. I also have popcorn. 14. Bizardvark is trash… 15. ...i kinda don't like the prince dude 16. This is a lot of just what shi and pix fighting is like 17. Glasses dude [ black shirt] also kinda reminds me of shi too 18: "i was more of a thrower than a catcher." Thats an innuendo. This man is saying he’s a top. 19: Practice on each other!? 20: he called him daddy 21: "can i take a stab?" "Who gave him a knife!?" 22: "feelings. The pain of my existence" me and Shi 23. Okay Logan is the black shirt dude. 24. Okay so prince man is bi or ace? 25: ooof. Innocent one finds out about ships. 26: "do you trust me?" "...no." us at each other 27: that rap.. 28: gay prince dude is Roman. Noted. 29. Im on episode 14/39 30: me too about growing up 31: "i wanna fight you now." 32: "we have the same face" something we yell at each other all the time 33: the "my eyes!" 34: okay dork dude is Patton. 35: zay has described Shi as "Spicey" before. 36: us in the headspace 37: Shi reminds us of both Logan and the Emo one. Zay reminds us of Patton and Roman. 38: where do people get the sleep character? (The discord explained it to me) 39. None of these boys are slytherins. 40: i understand your guys quote about adultry earlier. 41: shi "feels personally attacked" by the anxiety video. 42: "anxiety and logic are my only two emotions" -shi. 43: Patton and Zayden have the same energy fight me. -shi 44: virgil is emo boy okay 45: "congratulations to graduating to full time clown" 46: this Hogwarts video is interesting 47: he uses the term headspace a lot..and im very framiliar with that word. 48: okay after the part 2 of dealing with breakups shi has chaged his mind and said i remind him of Patton more. 49: virgil pulls his sleves up to his knuckles and i called shi out for that 50: ew a snake bitch. 51: also where the fuck is dad? 52. Logan has a praise kink dont @ me. 53: "they always do this." Probably something we say a lot about each other too 54: he gave virgil a fidget cube....we totally dont have a fidget spinner in our hand before that. 55: virgial called Roman honey. Okay. 56: coping through humor and dads getting sad....i relate. 57: we also write down stupud stuff each other say 58: HE CUSSED YES 59: "hi. Hello. What do you want?" 60: "the call and the wedding cant be at the same. Time...even if they are you can be late to one if youre that worried. Just explain your situation" -Shis imput. 61: "im to emotionally unstable for jury duty" 62: "okay so we kiss now?" 63: snake bitch is just screaming Anarchy basically. Abolish the government. 64: im not ready for the talk of intrusive thoughts 65: who is that ugly ass man who clocked roman? 66: oh. Its those kinds not the dark and damaging stuff 67: hes gay let the man talk about butts. 68: "bitch what is your deal?" 69. Were on the last video 70. I kinda feel bad for patton in this. 71. But hes also kinda crazy. As i said at the start. Morals are weird who the fuck as them? 72. Roman also has a praise kink. 73. BANANA CONDOM 74. Okay learned snake mans name 75. This is like watching a movie. 76. So does this mean that Logan has a Darkside counter part and Virgil has ethier a darker side or a light side? 77. Add jannus to the list of people with praise kinks.
Final thoughts:
Pix: That was alright, kinda funny. Not that into it.
Shi: I liked it, and enjoyed how problems were presented as not just black and white. I enjoyed that it did show that there is more than one solution to a situation and that working in a group can sometimes benefit. I however envy those communication skills and wish we could talk like that. The farther we got in the more I felt derealization hitting for some reason. It was also similar to watching a movie the farther it got in. While it was entertaining I did lose focus at some parts and a lot of the lore can slip by very quickly. As far as the sides themselves go it was interesting having Chase point out characteristics he saw in them and me and likewise back to him. I didn’t choose favourites and don’t really plan to but it was nice seeing that every character had their flaws and were portrayed as imperfect.
Chase: It was fun and interesting to watch. I also zoned out a bit during watching it so I probably missed some things. I think taking notes was a good idea but i still dont remember where some of those notes came from. The videos were entertaining and the characters were pretty cool but it did seem a bit repetitive. I think they even made a video talking about that. I don’t have a favourite but i dont really like the prince dude still. Also agree with shi that it felt more like a movie the last few episodes and i’d be down to watch more when they come out. I also liked spending time with Shi while watching this. Me and him never really interact and it was cool hanging out and just chilling and cracking jokes with him.
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A List of Things My Little Sister Said During Season 2
She wanted to watch Season 2 so here we are. This is very long so only episodes 1-3 here
"Aw. They're so cute." (Lisa looking at her locket)
She started imitating the old women and asked me for leaves several times
"Whoa, what you doing shoving my lady?"
"Oh my God how did this old man (priest) live this long?"
"God I'm gonna strike him dead"
"This fuck. Ruining this good marriage. Those are probably expensive I am eerked. NO THE LOCKET"
"Papa Drac has a tall chair"
"Omg it's an Asian Vampire?!" (We're Asians who dont see Asians in media often)
"Issac reminds me of Okaye from Black panther"
"Shut up Godbrand"
"Oh tell him. Issac is amazing. Such good lads."
"I am straight for all these men in this room." (Issac, Hector, Dracula)
"Godbrand is not a vampire, hes a trashbag"
"Issac is so pretty."
"Hectors hair bothers me but hes a pretty boy so I'd give him kisses anyways. Look at those eyelashes"
"Drac is rocking a mean goatee"
"How come Sypha isnt going with her family?" (She asks a lot of questions)
"That's a great pep talk ok"
"No straight man sits like that"
"Awww. AWWWWW. AHHHHHH" (Alucard crying to showing Ceasar for the first time)
She squealed and started crying for every scene Ceasar was in
"I wish I was Hectors Hammer"
"Oh it's the priest again"
"GODBRAND YOU'RE ON SOME THIN FUCKUNG ICE"
"Hector keeps missing but that's ok" (making the night horde)
"Ye old rubix cube over there"
"OMG BAMBI DIED"
"I bet you (Trevor) havent read any of them (the books) cause you're a little dumb sweet heart"
"Why is Alucard still sitting like that? Hes gay, you cant tell me otherwise"
She wheezed at their banter
"Trevor and Alucard could turn me into boots so they can step on me"
"Oh..oh she could step on me too" (upon seeing Carmilla)
"Yo Carmilla. Carmilla I love you...ph God turn it down hun..."
"Why is everyone so tall??"
"Oh I really want her to step on me"
"Carmilla and Sypha are making me feel like a raging lesbian. Like you."
"Omg its a horsey, I want to love it with all my heart. Oh no they're so malnourished."
Everytime Alucard mentioned Animals humping she spat
"Lisa needs to come back from the dead and beat his ass"
"Demons can tag team?"
"Kill stealing. Trevor's kill stealing."
"That's a gay smile"
"Ooooo YAS. YAAAAAAAS. Deceased, Syphas so cool."
"Oh that's a real piece of meat OH ISSAC NO. STOP!!"
"Oh my God. How dare you hurt my boy like this."
"They're fighting over water"
"My boys bringing up good points. I live my smart boys"
She yelled every time Carmilla said fuck
"Omg is that my little mop boy?!"
"Aw baby don't cry, dont cry my love- oh my christ AHHH the puppers. That's so cute"
"Normal doggy on one side, not so normal on the other"
"Me trying to fight my demons"
"I wish he'd hold me like that"
She screamed when hector smiled
"I think the fuck not-oh. Oh hes so kind, why?"
"Hes like a cover girl model"
"Oh yeah that's me kn the train" (@ vlad ranting about humans being stupid)
"Omg Hector wash your hands"
"Yeah and that's my lamp" (trevor talking about his tree)
"Alucards voice is so juicy oh man"
"Hes french?!"
"I like me powerful women"
"Ye olde drugs" (trevor and the chest)
"Omg is he getting a new cape? Dear lord I hope it's a cape"
"Locksmith lvl 10"
"Its ugly" and I yelled at her
"Me in math class omg God me in math class" (Dracula scaring the fcuk out of godbrand)
She laughed like a maniac when Carmilla kicked Godbrand down the stairs
She asked a lot more questions
- Sincerely Mod Wall Chicken
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The Touch - Michael Langdon Mini-Series pt 2
heres part two!! its slowly getting more intense and longer. i just live for cocky michael x shy reader i cant help it. let me know what you guys think!! part one here.
After a long, competitive game of charades, everyone was ordered to the dinner table. You sat next to Emily like you always did, claiming the last seat as your own. Venable was sitting at the head of the table on the other end and it relieved a lot of your anxieties being further away from her. She didn’t scare you but she also didn’t make you feel comfortable.
Like it has for the past few nights, the conversation ended up rearing itself in the direction of the mysterious, long haired man who joined you all at the outpost merely a week ago. You couldn’t blame everyone for always talking about him, he was something new and different. You all didn’t get much of that down here.
“Do you think he has a wife?” Coco said with a flirtatious smirk. Whenever she was in the same room as Langdon, Coco always became excessively annoying. She was like a desperate dog in heat, also something you couldn’t blame her for.
“No,” Gallant scoffed which made Coco proudly smile, flipping her hair over he shoulder as if she had just won Langdon like a trophy. “He’s gay, of course,” Gallant stated, knowing all too well that he had crushed any of Coco’s dreams. Everyone else at the table looked at him in surprise, clearly not assuming the same thing about the man’s sexuality.
“Yeah, you should’ve seen him during my interview. He clearly wanted a piece of m-“ Before Mr. Gallant could even finish his sentence there was the all too familiar sound of Venable’s cane knocking the floor. Gallant was quick to shut up, along with everyone else sitting up a little straighter and not uttering a word.
“There will be no such discussion at my table,” she said pointedly, making Gallant ease back into his seat like he wanted to disappear. That is why you sat far away from her. If looks could kill she would be able to take you down in seconds.
“Now now, let them chat,” you heard his smooth voice before he could even enter the room, his shoes tapping against the floor and drawing everyone’s attention to him. Langdon strode in, dressed in his typical black attire but this time holding a half full glass of red wine in one of his hands. He gave Venable a smirk when he appeared, knowing he had control over her whether she wanted to admit it or not, everyone saw it. He walked over to the table, sitting down at the other end across from her. Your end. You straightened up a little, your hands automatically starting to fidget with nervousness due to his proximity.
“A little gossip doesn’t hurt.” He gave Mr. Gallant a glance, although it seemed entirely empty of any flirtation. “It’s not like there’s anything better for you all to do...” He took another sip from his glass and you longed for one yourself. He must’ve brought the alcohol with him because the outpost lacked much other than water, that you knew of. A glass of anything would really help you escape for a while.
A grey walked over to him, beginning to set a plate down with the small cube on it before he flicked his hand in the air, dismissing them and the plate they were offering. You wondered if he ever ate because you have never seen him at dinner with everyone before and he didn’t accept the one meal you received a day. You looked down at your own plate, frowning at the discolored cube sitting in the middle, your stomach growling. You could feel his eyes on you and you rested your hand on your empty stomach, sighing before beginning to eat.
“So,” he started, pausing to take a sip from his glass. You couldn’t help yourself as your eyes wandered to his jaw, feeling as if you just wanted to reach out and touch him but your body would never allow you to. “I have finished the interviews to see who is worthy of a spot in the Sanctuary.”
“Did I get one? You know-“ Coco eagerly began to make her case but he quickly cut her off. “I haven’t decided yet, so I’m going to be staying here for a few more days.” As he spoke, his eyes roamed around the table and you quickly looked down every time his gaze met yours.
You heard his chair screech against the floor as he stood up, his hand reaching for his glass and he knocked back the rest of the dark red alcohol in one sip, sitting it down with a clink. “Don’t let my presence hinder any conversations though...” And with that, he walked out of the room. Everyone’s eyes followed him until he disappeared down the hallway which you assumed lead to his room. Gallant quietly cursed at himself under his breath.
Again, Venable tapped her cane on the ground as if to gain everyone’s attention and take back her control of the room. “Finish eating and immediately return to your rooms...” She slowly got up from her seat, her scowl never leaving her face. “It’s late.”
You were one of the first ones to get up from the table, giving Emily a soft smile and a nearly silent “goodnight” before walking back to your room. Yet another meal where you left feeling unfulfilled, hoping that you’ll be able to fall asleep quickly in order to avoid hunger pains. You slipped into your room, gently closing the door behind you and nearly jumping out of your skin when you noticed you’re not alone.
“Boyfriend?” Langdon asked, holding up your drawing pad to reveal one of your portraits. It took you a second to regain your breath, your hand holding your chest as your heart raced from being practically snuck up on. You stayed by your door, not moving any closer to him. Was this a test?
“Brother. What are you doing in here?” You couldn’t help but cringe as he slowly flipped through every page, his fingers slightly bending the corners and his eyes scanning every drawing intently. He clearly wasn’t going to answer your question and all you could mumble was a soft, “Please stop...”
He stopped on the last page and you embarrassingly looked down at the floor, knowing all too well that he was seeing your most recent drawing and you didn’t want to see his reaction.
“I like this one the most.” You looked up, seeing that he was, in fact holding the drawing pad open to the drawing you did of him earlier and your cheeks automatically turned bright red. He had a smirk on his face, looking at the drawing and running his long fingers over the inked lines.
“Some of them touch themselves when they think of me... I guess you do this,” he stated, looking up from the drawing at you, noticing your baffled look due to his words but not seeming phased. “You’re all so intrigued.”
“T-that’s not what that is,” you began to protest, walking over to him and reaching from the pad in his hand. He quickly held the pages above his head and far out of your reach, a look on his face that almost seemed like amusement but you weren’t sure, you didn’t see that from him much. With a huff, you dropped your hand to your side. There was no use in trying to reach it, he towered over you.
“Why are you in my room?” you decided to ask, getting kind of annoyed that he thinks he can show up wherever he wants and suddenly owns the place. In his hand was the only sense of privacy and your old life that you had left and you didn’t realize how much it would pain you to see another person with it - especially him.
“Is it wrong for me to assume that you wanted to be in my presence?” he said, lowering his hand and holding the pad of paper out to you. You quickly grabbed it, clutching it in your arms against your chest, relaxing a little bit now that you had it back. “After all, you’re drawing me like some lovestruck teenager would in their math notes.”
You stepped back from him, noticing how close you two had gotten during your exchange. Shaking your head, you said “Not everyone here is hung up on you like Coco or Gallant. Why don’t you go bother them instead?”
“They’re too needy...” he shook his head, taking a step toward you which only made you take a step back. He quirked his eyebrow, noticing that you were keeping a wide space between the two of you.
“This thing you do,” you waved your hand around at him. “Where you think you have everyone wrapped around your finger doesn’t work on me.” Instead of making you blush, he just makes you nervous but you wouldn’t tell him that.
His face changed to one that was more stern and hard, making you instantly regret trying to be brave and standing up to whatever this act of his is. He clearly wasn’t used to someone calling him out on his ego.
“You may think that right now,” he began, stepping closer to you but this time your feet seemed planted to the ground as if your nervousness had stopped your body from functioning. “But, soon enough you will be just like the others who are down on their knees, begging me to give them a chance to live.” His voice was lower, strongly annunciating every word to make sure you understood.
You looked up at him, breathing slow and shallow breaths as if you were scared to move. Something had come over you and you almost wanted to cower away from Langdon’s gaze. You couldn’t do anything but watch as he reached up, one of his hands nearly brushing your cheek which caused your breath to get stuck in your throat. Like you did in the meeting, you could feel the warmth of his body, trying your hardest to stop yourself from leaning into his touch. You craved some kind of contact and were almost disgusted that you craved it from him. His eyes locked on yours as he grazed his knuckles against your cheekbone, making your eyes flutter and a shaky breath leave your lips. You knew he was enjoying every moment of practically controlling you, something he seemed to be able to do to anyone.
“Such a secretive little girl”, he said quietly, his eyes roaming your face and you knew that you probably looked terrified and desperate. You hated yourself for that. “You may not be begging for a spot in the Sanctuary now, but I know what you really want.”
“You don’t know me,” you said in nearly a whisper since that was all that you could muster up at the moment. His fingers brushed a lock of your hair behind your ear, his fingertips running along the shell of your ear painfully slow. You leaned your head away from his touch, knowing that anything else would set you off and you didn’t want to know what you would do then. You couldn’t let him win.
He lowered his hand, clasping them in front of him and tilted his head a little as his eyes ran down your entire body and you couldn’t help but feel the urge to stand up a little straighter or flatten out your dress. “I know the parts of you that are craving someone else’s touch the most,” he took a step back from you and started making his way to the door. “But I guess I’ll go bother someone else. Goodnight, Y/N.” And with that, he disappeared out of your door.
You instantly relaxed, breathing heavily and staring at the doorway where he left. How did he take your breath away so easily and make you feel so small? Everything he said, he said it with the intent to fluster you and your mind was going a mile a minute, trying to make sense of what just happened. Now Langdon had seen a side of you that you never wanted him to see.
part three here.
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