#dot tattler x reader

[aboutcustardcreams]

She indeed likes it

Bette and Dot x fem reader

(it's nothing really, just pure fluff) Hey! I was feeling guilty for disappearing so long so here I am with a old draft of mine. I'm preparing the last exam of my life last minute and I'm hoping to succeed🤞🏼😭

brief summary: You like the twins and the twins like you, and also that adorable laugh of yours.

There's a comfortable silence in the tent with the twins. Both are busy scribbling in their diary as I try to focus, without much success, on the script Elsa wrote for me. I can't keep myself from looking at them. I'm mesmerized by their souls, that I've developed such strong feelings for both. Nothing is too hard or impossible when they are close. Like right now, together we lean against the headboard and share the same tranquility. They understand me better than anyone else. And I understand them in return. They've become an essential part of my life that I just can't do without. Their friendship means everything to me, although sometimes I wish it was more than that. And I know that spark I've been craving for a while now, is there. Stubbornly, I believe it's there, but it's just too shy to come to light. To put a label on something that has always come so naturally is scary, but it goes without saying that there is something going on among us.

Goosebumps rise upon my skin, when Bette lets out a quiet giggle, having noticed my insistent look upon her. I bite my bottom lip, quickly averting my gaze and mentally cursing myself for being so obvious. I've been staring at the twins' profile for some time now, unable to keep focusing on the lines, that suddenly looked like Arabic on my legs. I was supposed to learn them by heart for the show. Bette turns to look at me, deep down loving the fact that I'm so easily flustered around her and her sister. Dot, being an empath, feels the exact same tingle of her sister, that makes her stop scribbling in her diary.

"Can't focus on the script, I see", Dot teases me. Bette tries so hard to contain herself, when I open my mouth to say something, but nothing comes out, "Too busy staring", she adds, and my face turns as red as a tomato. I scoff lightly, "I am NOT", I emphasize on the last word, trying to sound convincing. But it falls upon deaf ears.

Bette, noticing my sudden embarrassment, sighs softly, "Don't be like that", she tells Dot, who hums lightly, with a growing smirk playing on her face. A twinkle lights up her eyes and I can tell she is enjoying every second of that. Bette's hand comes resting upon my knee and it immediately has the power to soothe my heart. They have good intentions, they always do. Even if Dot acts like that, deep down I know how much she cares for me. She showed me countless times. Sure, her approach isn't as sweet and open like her sister, but I loved her exactly because she was different. When I cry or feel sad, she doesn't need to say anything to uplift my mood. While Bette soothes me with loving words and affection, Dot simply sets aside everything to listen. There are many ways to show someone you care, and I think they both did in their own special way.

"It's alright, Bette, she is right", I add softly, finding some determination to stand up to her sister. Dot quickly turns to look at me, and I enjoy the way her eyebrows rise in astonishment. She clicks her tongue, and I keep her gaze with playfulness in my eyes. Bette blushes and giggles cutely at the interaction.

"I can't help it, if you two are so beautiful", I continue in a sing song voice, at the same time fighting the sudden heat on my cheeks.

Bette can't contain her excitement, while Dot freezes for a moment, trying to process my words. A lump form to her throat and she quickly swallows it. A whirlwind of emotions comes knocking at the doors of her heart and she feels the urge to scold her sisters, believing it's her fault she is feeling so messed up.

"T-thank you", Bette replies with that adorable smile of hers, she takes my hand in hers and that's when I finally blush from head to toe, "So are you. Dot thinks the same, but she is too stubborn to admit it"

I chuckle softly at that, and Dot just groans, but the fact that she doesn't deny it is enough proof to me.

"You should feel her heart. It's going wild!", Bette continues in a whisper, pushing Dot's buttons maybe too far. I bite my bottom lip and a nod carefully in her direction, but the brunette is too busy throwing daggers at Bette to notice my expression.

"Shut it, will you?", she spats, nudging at her.

Bette frowns and whines, "Ouch! You hurt me!"

I can sense Dot is trying hard to keep control of her emotions, of her sudden rage at her sister for having exposed her feelings. "Girls, come on", I try to interject, but she precedes me, "If I were you, I'd better choose my next words", she continues sternly.

Bette gives her a dramatic eyeroll, being used to her empty threats.

"Alright, let's stop this. We both know how it ends", I say placing my hand on their lap, and grazing both their knees alternatively, so that none of them feels left out.

"She knows you're a pathetic little thing"

"Oh shut up,  Dot . You're not almighty"

"Are you two done with the mental argument?", I scoff a little. I saw it coming in the exact moment the twins started looking at each other with dangerous insistence. I love both so much, but it pains me to see how often they bicker, especially when, most of the time, I'm the matter of their arguments. And I know it's their thing. Their special way to communicate, but sometimes I can't help but wish they wouldn't do that. It makes me feel as if I could never really be part of their world, because of their zoning out.

"I don't need to be to keep you at bay"

"What? You insensitive little-"

"I suggest you stop there"

"Alright, keep talking you two", I roll my eyes and lie back on the mattress, the script on my lap long forgotten. It probably fell on the floor, but I can't really be bothered. I don't have the heart to memorize it now.

I pout and suddenly I feel Bette and Dot's eyes on me. I always know when they stare at me, even if I don't stare back. Their gaze is so intense, my entire body reacts before I can have a say.

"See? You did it again. Now she thinks we don't care about her"

"How is this my fault, Dot?"

"Because it always is!"

Bette lets out a soft sigh and she reaches out her hand to touch me. "Don't ignore us, please", her voice comes out so thin and smooth, that it's not hard to imagine her bottom lip wobbling as well, "We are sorry", she continues and Dot turns with sigh, when Bette pokes her.

I'm not really mad, but I feel like standing my ground a little more, just because, I want them to know what it feels like when they zone out and I can't enter their thoughts. The twins' body moves to lie down on the stomach, "Y/n, pleaseeee", Bette is growing impatient by my obstinacy, and I can tell by the way her voice sounds.

Her face is so close to my side profile, that I struggle to keep a serious expression. She frowns and I feel her breath warming up my skin.

I almost crack a smile, but then Dot starts talking, "You're being a big baby". I had to admit it, she's got a nerve. But hell, did I love her regardless.

Gasping and turning to face her, I snap childishly, "That's not true!"

Both twins share a content smile, happy to have caught my attention. I groan and rub my eyes with my fingertips, muttering some complaints under my breath. The twins crawl on top of me, towering over me, like they always do when they want something from me.

It's incredible how despite being identical twins, I can recognize one from the other just by the expression on their face. Even the same feeling is portrayed differently by them. If they are amused, one would simply laugh openly, maybe have tears in their eyes, whereas the other would grin mischievously and sweep her tongue over their lips.

Bette knows what she is doing, and she starts giggling, and when I tentatively ask what's going on, she says, while stroking my cheeks, "You're cute even when you're grumpy"

Dot, on the other hand, traces the line of my hip with her fingernail, causing a ticklish sensation to rise over my body, "But she is even cuter, when she smiles, isn't she?", she grins, eyeing her sister.

They know what happens when they do that, so I can't help the thought that they're doing this on purpose.

"N-no, w-wait- Ah!", I say, hardly suppressing a fit of giggles, when their touch persists. They know I'm probably the weakest ticklish mess to ever exist, and too often they use the notion to their advantage, but mostly when I'm being unreasonable to them. I guess that was one of those moments. But the truth is, there is also another reason why they like teasing me that way. It's something intimate that only happens among us, special like our bond.

"You mean, keep going?", Dot fakes innocence, a tone that doesn't really belong to her and that makes me feel funny even more, "Are you sure you can take it?", she keeps teasing me, and Bette's giggles mix with mine as she starts tickling my belly. I squirm and squeal, but their body keeps me trapped there. While Bette tickles my skin with playful pokes and soft brushstrokes, Dot is more meticulous and finds her way under my shirt in between my ribs.

I can't help the tears falling from my eyes, "Alright, I-I'm so-sohohrry!", I apologize and I'm not even sure why I'm doing it, but the ticklish sensation is driving me crazy.

Dot mutters something that looks like "good girl", but in my head turns into "good pet".

"Dot, look!", Bette squeals in delight, as she sees a familiar wagging under my butt. I blush vehemently, and I accept the fact that my tail is out of control now. It escapes my baggy pants and wags wildly, because of their teasings.

Finally, they stop tickling me.

"Gods, you're terrible!", I exclaim, still smiling.

Grinning to one e other, they slightly pull away, letting me catch my breath. I sit up and the twins share an accomplice's look, fully believing that I enjoy that treatment, to which I reply with an eyeroll. Bette's fingers reach out to stroke the fur on top of my tail, but I go before her and playfully wag it under her nose and chin, offering her a little tickle in return, "I'll get my revenge", I promise, with a full smile on my face.

"I'm shaking!", Dot jokes, and her sister giggles.

I say nothing which is saying something. Dot's smiling fondly. Neither of them has ever showed fear or disgust in my regards and that's something priceless to me. I scoop closer to them, suddenly feeling the need of a cuddle. They get the message and while Dot unexpectedly peppers kisses upon my forehead, Bette keeps stroking my tail, like a child who's been given a new doll to play with. It feels so soothing and relaxing that I close my eyes, humming and feeling content. Safe most of all. There I was known as the foxy girl, but in my head I was their foxy girl.

Screw the labels, that was heaven.

"She, indeed, likes it", I hear Dot say to Bette, while she lightly scratches my arm.

And I'm not ashamed to admit that she was right, as I sigh contently with a smile.

[4str0g1rl]

✭ Hi!!! Feel free to request!!! (The fandoms will update!!) ✭

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My Do's and Don'ts for requests ✭:

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Do's ✭:

Request a smut for fictional characters.

Request character x character.

Request character x reader.

Certain gore I will write. (Maybe idk)

Poly relationships.

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Don'ts ✭:

Request Actor x Actor.

Request Actor x Reader smut. (this might change)

Ask for pedophilia, r@pe, drugging, noncon anything, incest, or bestiality

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Who I write for (these are just people that I normally would write for but feel free to request anyone from these fandoms!) ✭:

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid ✭:

Rodrick Heffley.

Greg Heffley. (friend or family only)

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Wednesday ✭:

Wednesday Addams.

Enid Sinclair.

Ajax. (idk his last name lol)

Xavier Thorpe.

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Harry Potter ✭:

Draco Malfoy.

Fred & George Weasley.

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IT (2017/2019) ✭:

Henry Bowers.

Patrick Hockstetter.

Young Beverly Marsh. (family or friend)

Adult Beverly Marsh.

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I see you ✭:

Alec.

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Stranger Things ✭:

Billy Hargrove.

Robin Buckley.

Steve Harrington.

Vicky.

Chrissy Cunningham.

Eddie Munson.

Nancy Wheeler.

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Twilight Saga ✭:

Edward Cullen.

Rosalie Hale.

Alice Cullen.

Bella Cullen (?)

Jacob Black.

Renessmee (friend or family only)

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American Horror Story (I've only watched Coven, Murder House, and Freak Show sorry) ✭:

Tate Langdon. (Murder House)

Kyle. (Coven)

Madison Montgomery. (Coven)

Bette & Dot Tattler. (Freak Show)

Jimmy Darling. (Freak Show)

Dandy Mott. (Freak Show)

[tjthekpoplover]

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Julieta Madrigal

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Mine…

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Veronica Lodge

Cuddles

Betty Cooper

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Eleven

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Claire Standish

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Heather Duke

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G!P Alcina

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Sex With Alcina PT 1

Sex With Alcina PT 2

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Donna Beneviento

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Daniela Dimitrescu

Alpha Oneshot

Bela Dimitrescu

Is This Love?

Cassandra Dimitrescu

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Mallory

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Wilhemina Venable

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Lark

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[missmewts]

How do you think the different Sarah characters would react around you (the reader) if they had a crush on you?? <3

crush// the sarahs

pairings; the sarahs seasons 1-10, gender neutral reader

rating; pg-13

warnings; mention of masturbation

BILLY DEAN HOWARD...murder house

she would be nonchalant about it

sly glances, soft smiles your way. just friendly stuff

no one would suspect that she had a crush on you

she wouldn't make anything obvious

she wouldn't even call it a crush

she would call it a fond admiration to anyone that asks

she knows everything about you

she writes everything you tell her in a small memo book, and studies it

that way, when it comes up in a conversation anytime later, she'll know exactly what to say

she knows your favorite movie, book, flower, brand, down to your favorite hairstyle.

LANA WINTERS...asylum

she would get giddy every time she's around you

smile-y and nervous, red in the face and fidgety

she's just about as schoolgirl as you can get

she'd go as far as writing "mrs lana [last name] in every paper she owned, experimenting with fonts and combinations of last names.

lana winters, lana [last name], lana winters-[last name], lana [last name]-winters

she would be much too nervous to make the first move, though

you would have to ask her

she would never embarrass herself like that

CORDELIA GOODE...coven

cordelia would be a lot like lana

giddy and excited every time she saw you, the equivalent to a schoolgirl

she would put rose quartz in her bra and panties to make herself seem more attractive to you

she would conduct spells and manifest your relationship, putting the puzzle pieces together one by one, spell by spell

she would adjust her style to match yours, making her seem more approachable to you

she would do anything for you

BETTE AND DOT TATTLER...freakshow

bette would do anything for you

dot would tell her to stop being so obvious about it

though it is technically incest, they don't see it that way

they don't see their conjoined sister when they think about loving you

they stay out of each other's head when it comes to you

dot would be entirely devoted, even moved to kill for you

bette would be the equivalent of a schoolgirl, going as far as to think of baby names

dot would roll her eyes at her sister, but secretly do the same in her own diary

SALLY MCKENNA...hotel

she would do anything for you

when i think of her pining for you, i come up with the idea that as you fall in love with the residents of the hotel (as a resident yourself), she kills them off one by one. the more she kills, the more heartbroken you are. she uses this heartbreak to her advantage, and in the end, you fall for her

she would kill for you, even if she had to kill them over and over in order to make the ghost-process take longer and longer.

meaning she would kill them until they were dead-dead

she would secretly watch everything you do, often times masturbating next to you in bed while you sleep, sure that you can't see her

she confides in liz, who supports her no matter what she does

"get the girl, bitch." liz told her

AUDREY TINDALL...roanoke

audrey would just out and say it

she would just walk right up to you and tell you how she felt the moment she felt it

no bullshit

that's it!

ALLY MAYFAIR RICHARDS...cult

she would use intimidation

subtle, but she would

she wouldn’t make it obvious

but that’s it!

WILHEMINA VENABLE...apocalypse

venable would pine

for sure

of course she would

she would go as far as killing for you

she would write poems for you, and leave them under your door at outpost nine, leaving them unsigned

you would wonder who left it, but you wouldn’t ask around

you would just read it, smile, and put it in a small shoebox that was left in your closet

by the time michael arrived, the shoebox was almost completely full

T.B KAREN...red tide

she would think that she doesn’t stand a chance

she would believe that you’re too good for her, and wouldn’t even try

she wouldn’t even believe that she liked you

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Could you do a character preference with sarah paulson characters with dating someone who's very showy with their affection? If not that's okay <3

This idea is really cute, absolutely! Hope you like it <3

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate

Warnings: swearing, slight mentions of insecurity, references to Lana's past trauma, mentions of Ally's anxiety attacks

Billie Dean Howard

I'm gonna be completely honest: Billie is really fucking cocky about it

She'll proudly shows you off wherever she goes and to whoever's with her

You wanna sit in her lap in public? Then by all means, go right ahead

If you lace your fingers through hers while you're out walking together, she'll keep them there without protest

She does draw the line at playing with her hair, though, because of how long it takes her to get it styled the way she likes

Sometimes she'll take you with her when she goes investigating the paranormal so she can show you off to the camera

Bonus points if you end up leaping into her arms or grabbing ahold of her at any point because you got scared

Lana Winters

Lana isn't used to someone's soft touch after everything that went down with losing Wendy and getting kidnapped by Bloody Face

It's something she has to be re-introduced to, so don't hold it against her if she's a bit stiff the first few times you go in for a kiss or give her a hug

Just give her some time, and she'll warm up to it eventually

When she finally does you'd best believe she's gonna pay you back for every stolen kiss and then some

Sometimes the press will print photos of the two of you holding hands while you're out together, which just causes you to show her public affection even more

She thinks it's cute how you'll to kiss her in public while simultaneously flipping off the reporters who are trying to get pictures of the two of you together

Cordelia Goode

Pre-Supreme Cordelia would be really flustered by it

Her mother wasn't the most loving person around, and after she dropped her off at Robichaux she felt more alone than ever, so your constant physical reassurance of your love for her makes her so happy

Supreme Cordelia, on the other hand, is a bit more different

Obviously she loves it either way, but she's not flustered by it at all; in fact, you might say she's a little cocky, maybe just as much as Billie is

Like, if she has a emergency council meeting with the warlocks, she'll bring you along just to show you off

But while she doesn't give a fuck what they think of her, the second they start coming after you is when the claws come out

She refuses to let them use you as a bargaining chip in that pathetic little game of theirs

Bette and Dot Tattler

Bette adores your affection, and often says so, whereas Dot was suspicious of it at first, thinking you wanted something from them; but after she realized you didn't, she grew to love it almost as much as her sister

Obviously, you can't just mosey about in public with those two, as it's unsafe, but you'll happily stroll with them through the carnival grounds with your hand around their waist

Bette will sometimes ask you to comb her hair out for her, just so she can feel your gentle touch as you rid her hair of tangles

Dot usually doesn't ask you to do it for her, but you brush her hair anyway, not wanting her to feel left out (and you always notice how less grumpy she is than usual when you do)

You always meet them backstage before they go on, giving them each a kiss for good luck

Sally Mckenna

Sally loves it, she fucking eats it up

Look, she's a very touchy person, so she's gonna be all over you whether you like it or not

But you being super touchy back? Boosts her self esteem and raises her confidence levels super fucking high

You'll be at the bar talking with Liz while she's sitting in your lap, practically purring with delight as you casually stroke her hair

Or you'll be in your hotel room, holding hands while cuddling on the bed and only letting go so she can light up another cigarette

She absolutely hates it whenever she's not with you; she has to be by you side 24/7 or else she gets super pissy

It makes her so happy to know you love her and won't leave her, ever

Audrey Tindall

Audrey finds it adorable, especially when you're affectionate in public

The press has gotten multiple photos of the two of you walking down the street together, hand in hand, as well as a few pics of you kissing when you thought no one was looking

You always visit her in her trailer between shoots so you can give her a hug and wish her good luck

Sometimes, though, she ends up late to set because the two of you started cuddling on a couch or chair and lost track of time

Most of the time you'll crash her Instagram lives just so you can give her a kiss or a hug, but she doesn't mind. She loves showing off her loving partner to other people, especially her adoring fans

Ally Mayfair-Richards

Ally views your constant display of admiration and love as refreshing, since her relationship with Ivy fizzled a long time ago and its been awhile since anyone has shown her just how much they adore her

Whenever you kiss her forehead lovingly after a long day or give her a hug from behind while she's doing the dishes, it makes her feel appreciated

She's especially happy whenever she sees you getting along with Ozzie, as her son is the most important person in her life (other than you obviously)

If you see her on the verge of an anxiety attack, you always know just what to do in order to get her to calm down; and if she's already having one when you find her, you stay with her and help her work through it

You make her feel safe, more than Ivy ever did

Wilhemina Venable

Wilhemina is certainly more reserved than most people, so the first time you surprised her with a kiss on the cheek when you visited her at work she buffered like an old computer

You stopped showing her excessive physical affection for awhile, thinking it made her uncomfortable; little did you know she's actually severely touch starved and did enjoy it, she just didn't know how to react

She became quite colder than usual to her coworkers at your lack of affection, before finally offhandedly mentioning to you one day that she missed your touch

You picked back up on your random kisses and hugs after that, glad to know she enjoyed them

She'll glare at anyone who'll give you judgmental stares for how affectionate you are; it's none of their goddamn business anyway

Tuberculosis Karen

You? Giving affection to her? You must be joking

Karen honestly can't believe that you love her as much as you do, considering most people in town think she's just trash

The fact that you will willingly walk hand in hand with her down the harbor when most people wouldn't even think to take a glance in her direction means a lot more to her than you know

I mean, her name starts with tuberculosis for christ's sake, so you know she's not the most healthiest person around to have a nickname like that

Still, you'll kiss her for everyone to see, because you love to express your love for her, regardless of what other people think

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Bette and Dot Tattler Dating a Younger Woman Would Include

Masterlist

anonymous said: can you do headcanons for all sarah characters that you write for dating a (much) younger girl ?

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Bette and Dot Tattler

You, my friend, are a traveler

Pretty much all you have is your convertible, your camera, and a few other belongings

You refused to go to school longer than you had to and instead used your time to pursue your passion of photography

You don’t stay in one place for long until your off traveling to some new venture, taking pictures along your way

You meet when you decide to travel south to Florida

You see an ad for the freak show and decide that you might as well give it shot since you didn’t have any other plans

There are only a few other people in the audience

The twins spot you in the audience and their interest is peaked

You don’t really fit in with the rest of the plain ol townspeople that come to the show

You are also in awe of Bette and Dot's talent and beauty

After the show, you’re outside the main tent getting some pictures of the entrance when Bette and Dot approach you

“You’re not really supposed to be taking pictures around here”

“But we won’t tell!”

You lower your camera, “I’m sorry ladies. I was just trying to get a good shot of the place to remember it and all”

“So you’re not from here?”

“No, ma’am, I’m not. Just passing through. I’m (Y/N) by the way”

The twins introduce themselves

Bette is all smiles and even though Dot isn’t as forward, you think she’s taken a liking to you as well

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, ladies. Your performance today was spectacular”

They blush and Bette giggles

After a bit of talking, Dot offers for you to come back to their tent to get out of the hot sun

The three of you talk for hours until you realize that it’s gotten dark outside

“I better get going. It’s been nice getting to know you two”

“Will will see you again?”

“You should come see the show tomorrow!”

“Bette, please, (Y/N) has better things to do”

Bette’s smile falls, “Oh.”

“It’s alright. I’ll come back tomorrow” you promise causing both girls to smile

You and the twins part ways for the day

The next afternoon you keep your promise coming back the next day

The twins’ instantly spot you in the audience and you smile and wave at them

Like the day before, after the show, you spend the rest of the day talking to Bette and Dot

Through this time, Bette and Dot have taken quite a liking to you and you to them

You hadn't planned on staying this long in Jupiter, but you spend over a week there meeting with and talking to the twins

One day you bring them flowers after their performance

This earned you a kiss on the cheek from Bette

When you were about to leave for the night, Dot even gave you a kiss on the cheek as well

After almost two weeks have passed you realize that you probably should be moving on to a different town

Especially since you've developed feelings for Bette and Dot

You don't want to get hurt when they inevitably won't feel the same, so that night you tell them that it's your last day in Jupiter

"Oh, I guess you have to move on eventually," Dot says trying to hide how upset she is

"I'm sorry girls. I wish I could stay, but I've got to get moving"

"What if we went with you?" Bette asks excitedly

"Bette, you can't invite yourself! (Y/N) doesn't need us tagging along"

"It would be great to have you all along, but I don't know if you'd be happy with it. It's not for everybody and I don't want to keep you from your shows"

"But if we want to go with you?" Bette asks pouting slightly and Dot shoots her glare

"Oh, Dot, don't pretend. You know you want to go too."

Dot stays silent, but you notice the look that crosses her face

You decide you have nothing to lose and admit your feelings for them

They are both a little shocked but you are surprised that there is no sign of disgust or any other negative emotion

You're even more surprised when their shock turns into them smiling at you

"You like like us?" Bette asks beaming

"W-well yes"

Dot reaches for your hand, "we like you too"

"Can we still come with you?" Bette asks excitedly

"I would love that"

This is when you share your first kiss with Bette and Dot

That night they tell Elsa that they quit and run away with you

Off the three of you go into the night, you decide your first destination is the beach

They love hearing your stories and seeing your photos from all of your travels

You love to take candids of them

Especially while they're smiling and laughing

They love traveling with you

You travel to all of the states

The three of you travel for years before finally settling down

Bette, Dot, and you still take the time to travel whenever you can

You also become quite the photographer

Selling your photos to some pretty big magazines

This is how you support yourself and the twins

You are younger than the twins, but you are more experienced when it comes to pretty much everything

They've lived sheltered lives so they love when you tell about all the things you know

Hearing stories of your childhood

They love just being with you no matter where your travels lead you all

Even if Bette gets scared of the bugs that you've seen at some of the motels you guys have stayed in

You take them to the movies when you can because you know how much they adore it

They like the way the wind whips through their hair as they ride in your convertible

The love when you sing loudly to the radio without a care in the world

They love when you give them kisses on the cheek or forehead

Actually, they love any sort of affection

Holding your hand while you drive

Or placing a hand on your thigh

You wrap your arm around them

You never would've guessed that your trip to Jupiter, Florida would lead to you finding the loves of your life

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Dating a Younger Woman Would Include: Billie Dean Howard, Lana Winters, Cordelia Goode, Bette and Dot Tattler (you are here), Sally McKenna, Audrey Tindall, Ally Mayfair Richards, Wilhemina Venable, Alice Macray, Tammy, Harriet Hayes

[sarah-paulsonxreader]

Slight tw:

Does anyone know of any fanfics / blogs that have Sarah Paulson x Reader or Sarah Paulson‘s characters x reader fics about mental health (ranging from ADHD to eating disorders to mental health disorders, self harm, etc)? I’ve been in search of some and I can only find some on Wattpad. If anyone knows of any fics or blogs with this type of stuff, please let me know!!

[deliasbabe]

Sarah Paulson Characters and jealousy headcanons:

NSFW I guess?

Billie Dean Howard:

She’s literally so jealous anytime anyone gets close to you or flirty, even if you two are just keeping things casual.

If you show up at an event with someone else she for sure gets possessive af

She’ll keep her distance and just watch you for a while, but the second your date gets a little too close and touchy she gets heated

She’s all about appreciation of the art, but it’s a fine line with her.

It’s like a game for her, she waits until you see her and then she gets super flirty with someone she doesn’t care about

But when you don’t seem to take notice, she makes a move over to you.

She’ll start off the conversation innocent, but with a possessive grip on your shoulder

The more interest you show in your date or the more interest they show in you, the worse it gets. Bitchy glares are exchanged, the level of flirtation rapidly rises, she keeps her face only inches from yours. Her hands are touching you whenever possible.

So many pet names and innuendos are dropped

She’s definitely the “I can see other people but you’re mine” type.

And you know exactly what she’s doing and you secretly live for it

Sometimes you get extra flirty with your date just because you know you’ll have her attention

You are completely aware you have her wrapped around your finger and you definitely use it to your advantage

She thinks she’s in control but you know if you play your cards right she’ll give you exactly what you want

And because you enjoy driving her crazy, you play coy and excuse yourself and your date to go dance or talk to some friends

Then you get even more flirty and she is LIVID

Now she can’t even enjoy this damn party because she can’t take her eyes off of you.

And the second you stray away from your date she is grabbing you and dragging you to the nearest empty room for mind blowing sex

And you make sure she knows that SHE was the one who wanted to see other people and keep it casual, so you aren’t the one to blame

Because you’ll be damned if she gets away with this without admitting it’s not just casual

“If we’re just casual then let me go back to my date”

“Oh baby girl this is anything but casual.”

And that’s all you needed to cave

She won’t leave you alone until you are practically screaming that you’re hers and covered in hickeys that your date will definitely see.

When it’s over and you go to compose yourself she shoves your underwear in her pocket

“Hey I need those”

“You can get them when you come to my place tonight, sweetheart”

Lana Winters:

First of all, she’s Lana fucking Winters, she doesn’t get jealous

But whenever she sees someone get a little too close to you she likes to tease you about it

Only because she knows if she pretends to be a little jealous it’ll just make you feel the need to prove how much you are hers and hers alone.

She just likes to hear you tell her how much you love her

Even though she already knows

She especially teases you when men flirt with you.

“I see you found yourself a new husband.”

Which never fails to make you giggle uncontrollably

Because you’re like so gay dude

And you joke about it all night

And it becomes a running joke

“Oh is that your 5th husband?”

You now have like 12 husbands

“It’s getting so hard to keep track darling. You know I don’t like to share.”

She’ll never admit it but she secretly likes when others hit on you because it just reminds her how lucky she is that you are hers.

Cordelia Goode:

Cordelia Goode is graceful and elegant and is just not the type to show she’s outwardly jealous

But internally? Oh yea

She knows you are a gentle soul and are kind to everybody, but she still has insecurities

Mostly because she feels like she doesn’t give enough time to you or she feels like she’s too old.

She thinks you’ll find someone better

So she keeps it cool when you are out in public and it happens, and she won’t actually tell you she’s jealous even when you two make it home.

But she tends to be a little more affectionate

She just wants you to hold her and remind her you love her

Which you give happily because you would scream about it from the rooftops if you could

But there was this one time

It was before you were dating, you were flirty with each other but she was too scared to tell you she had feelings for you

And you were totally clueless but everyone else could see it

You had agreed to go out with Madison and she made sure to tell Cordelia that it was her mission to get you laid that night

And she casually mentioned you going out in a conversation just so you would invite her along

She justified it to herself that she was just going to make sure you didn’t get hurt

But when she saw some guy flirting with you at the bar and you actually looked interested she was done for

So she walked up and placed her hand on your lower back and asked if you were doing ok

And when he didn’t excuse himself and kept flirting she just couldn’t take it anymore

Cordelia Goode never uses her powers for her own personal gain, but she did that night

And suddenly he was saying he had to go and she had you all to herself

And she glanced up and Madison was smirking at her from across the bar

After she had thrown a few too many drinks your way, you told her how beautiful she was and how anyone would be lucky to have her

“Seriously if you were my girlfriend I would die”

“Miss Y/N, are you telling me you want me to be your girlfriend?”

And the drinks had made you a little bolder, so you smirked and said “maybe I am.”

Oh yea, you definitely got laid that night

Bette & Dott:

Oh the twins definitely get jealous.

Like insanely jealous, but they handle it in different ways.

They’re just really insecure, ok?

Bette is the one who cries/pouts because she knows you’ll tell them how much you love them and think they’re beautiful.

Dot tends to bottle it up, but she can’t help but be agitated, which usually means the silent treatment for her.

Bette seems to recover quickly one you reiterate that you love them

But Dot isn’t as easily convinced as her sister by your kind words. She’s more of an action kind of girl.

So after you quell Bette’s fears, you turn to Dot and stare at her for a moment with a loving and apologetic look in your eye

And once her eyes soften a bit you lean in to kiss her cheek and she melts

Sally:

This goes without saying but Sally is crazy jealous

Literally if she could tie you to the bed and keep you all to herself she would

But you tend to be a social person and like to frequent the bar

Usually it’s with her, but sometimes you get off of work and head straight there without her knowing, and most times by the time she’s reached you, you have taken up conversation with one of the residents or it’s visitors

And BOY does she hate that

She tends to be better about the ghosts, but if you are talking with a living human being she LOSES it

And you can tell when she’s mad and you try to sweet talk her, but if she deems you too interested you can bet things will get scary kinky later on, with or without your consent

But let’s be honest, you love that she’s this crazy over you.

One time she saw you talking to the countess and held a knife to your throat as she fucked the shit out of you

She’ll never believe you but you would die and stay with her forever if you could

And despite her crazy possessive moments, you know she could never hurt you, not really,

So you let her do it because you secretly love the thrill of it

Also it’s kind of the hottest sex ever?

Like she won’t leave you alone until you’ve cum so much you practically pass out

And she always apologizes and takes care of you after she knows for sure you’re hers.

Literally the queen of aftercare.

Audrey:

She literally gets so pouty when she’s jealous

You hate that you make her feel that way, but you also love how cute and loving she gets when she’s pouty

One time at an event you were talking with Kristen Stewart and she got so jealous

She’s a drama queen, so she made sure to mope for a little bit before she pitched a fit and ran outside in the rain

And while you were frustrated because you were just talking, you know she just cares about you a whole lot and this is scary for her.

So you ran after her and let her yell at you about how you were going to leave her for a younger woman even tho you damn well knew you were going to spend the rest of your life with her

She really just wanted her “the notebook” moment ok?

And then once she was done you just smiled at her

Which of course made her curse at you

And you just kept smiling until she ran out of things to say and finally smiled back

And she asked you what you were smiling about

“You.”

And you walked up and kissed her

Because you are more than willing to put up with her theatrics as long as she’s happy and with you

And by the end she was laughing at her hysterics.

But she still swatted at you for teasing her

And then you begged her to let you take her home and she agreed

Because there’s nowhere she would rather be than alone with you

Ally Mayfair-Richards:

Despite what happened with Ivy, Ally isn’t one to get jealous

She just thinks the whole idea is toxic, and she never mentions a word about it to you

Expect you start to notice on the nights you go with her to functions and fundraisers, she tends to get a little more attentive

Especially when you have been talking with other women

She’s always grabbing your hand and pulling you closer

And she never fails to whisper in your ear about how much she loves you

If you spend too much time talking with another senator she tends to whisper dirty things in your ear

And her top definitely comes out

She’s not the type to do anything in public, but the second you walk in the door she’s practically taking off your clothes

She’s a gentle top tho, she never does anything without your explicit permission

And she never goes too far

She just wants to make sure you know you are hers and she loves you

And you are happy to oblige

Venable:

So Venable is incredibly possessive

Partially it’s that she’s super insecure, and partially it’s that she is a top in every aspect of her life

However, you work together and she doesn’t want anyone to think you are getting special treatment, so you keep your relationship a secret

But that means that everyone thinks you are single, and at work parties you are constantly dodging weird dudes who want to get you into bed

And despite your best attempts at fighting them off, you still can’t bring yourself to just tell them to fuck off and they tend to push father than they should

And she watches you carefully, knowing your kind demeanor and inability to be mean. Really, she just wants to protect you.

So when you make eye contact with her across the room and give a pleading look, she steps in and tells them to scram for you

But sometimes you don’t look at her, and that’s when she gets jealous

And she doesn’t interrupt you, but she can’t bring herself to look away and she gets angry that she cares so much about you

And when you finally slide up and talk to her, she tends to be colder than usual

But she hates being mean to you and can’t even bring herself to look you in the eye

And you can’t help but feel like a lost puppy every time

So you usually leave the party early, and when she notices you are gone she goes after you and knocks on your apartment door

And once she sees your red rimmed eyes she caves like nobody’s business.

And that’s the only time you two ever really hug

She’s not into PDA, even in private, but she holds you for awhile and tells you she’s sorry

She won’t admit she was jealous tho until you coax it out of her slowly

And you ask her to let you show her how much you love her

After, and I can not stress this enough, soft sex that ends up real kinky

She lets you undress her and touch her back, but as soon as you try to take control she’s flipping you over and tying you up

Literally the only way you get to make her cum is if she sits on your face

Usually that happens first and then she tortures you for hours until you are begging

And despite your tears she knows you love it

Because y’all have a safe word, although it is never used

Because you trust her and honestly, she thinks that might be even more important than love for her

Because even she can admit her tastes are rather sadistic

But you’ll happily submit

She tends to be not so great at aftercare in general, but after her jealous episodes she doesn’t protest when you crawl into her arms and kiss her cheek

Because she tends to be a lot little rougher on you

You tend to go to bed earlier while she stays up and reads, so often times you end up falling asleep on her lap

And she’ll never admit it but it’s kind of her favorite thing

Like her glancing up from her book and seeing you asleep on her chest never fails to make her heart melt like a popsicle.

And when you grasp on tightly to her nightgown? She would kill for you

When she’s absolutely sure you are asleep, she tucks a strand of hair behind your ear and whispers how much she loves you and how much that scares her

Also forehead kisses?

And she loves how sleepy you are when she wakes you up

Especially that little whine you make

“What Mina?”

“We need to get to sleep, little one.”

And you never fail to curl back up and pretend you didn’t hear her so she leans down to whisper in your ear lowly

“I know you heard me princess, get up before I have to punish you.”

And that never fails to make you scramble

And she always sings your praises for it as she chuckles

And suddenly she can’t remember why she ever was jealous because you are obviously infactuated with her

[cordelias-bitch]

Kisses🌠- Sarah Character Preferences

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Sarah:

Most of the time they're soft, slow and meaningful. But, when you've not seen each other for a while, they easily become sloppy and hard. Your lips are her favourite because she loved how plumb they are. She also enjoys the taste of the strawberry lipstick that you often wear for work.

Billie-

It's always very passionate with Billie because she knows life is so fragile, she also loves to take control over you; in and out of bed. She loves to kiss your collarbones because she knows how much it turns you on.

Lana-

Soft but full of love and admiration. Most of them are in public so you have to be quick, but when you're on your own they're always deep and slow. Your wrists are her favourite place to kiss because it's where your veins are and she can feel your heartbeat.

Cordelia-

Your kisses tend to start off slow and tender but gradually they get more forceful and passionate. They're always full of love and affection. She loves to kiss your neck because it makes her giggle at how you squirm in reaction.

Bette-

She likes to tangle her hands in your hair and tug gently on it, the kiss is always soft and leaves you both wanting more. Her favourite place to kiss you is your hands or cheek because she believes it shows how much love she has for you.

Dot-

Normally very delicate with you but when it gets steamy you run your hands through her hair and she bites your lower lips slightly. She loves to kiss your temples as they're the perfect height for her to do so. They're also the easiest place for her to easily steal kisses during the day.

Sally-

She likes to take control so she wraps her arms around your waist and kisses you deaply. But she likes to be reminded often who is in charge, so she loves when you take the lead. She loves to kiss your stomach because the noise you make when she does, turns her on.

Ally-

Your kisses are always very passionate, your lips are her favourite place to kiss you, but of the noise you make when she does; so she makes sure to make them last. They're the type of kisses that get heated fast.

Audrey-

Quick and strong. She likes to leave you bewildered and it can quickly become sloppy when it gets heated. Her favourite place to kiss you is your lips because it signifys love and relationship.

Wilhemina-

Rough and extremely passionate. You both kiss like it will be your last because you know how fast everything can be snatched away. She likes to kiss your forehead as it's the perfect place while hugging because you're  considerably shorter than she is.

Tammy-

Kisses are very gentle but full of love and compassion. But she loves to kiss your lips because when you're alone, she loves how heated they can get.

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[lana-b-bana]

Hi, I really love your writing and I was wondering if I could request number 20 or 52 from the fluff/angst prompt list for Bette and Dot? I feel like they deserve a little more love

It was a nice day. You, Bette, and Dot were on a picnic, the sun was shining, and you were having fun. You couldn’t ask for anything more. 

“Hey! What’s up, freaks? Y’all going to hell!” A truck rushed by, some teenage boys screaming out of it. “Fuck you!”

“God—” You leaped up, ready to go chasing after them even if you couldn’t catch up. Yet, Bette and Dot grabbed you and held you back. “Let me go after them!”

“You can’t.” Dot tugged you down while Bette spoke. “It doesn’t matter, Y/N. We’re used to it.”

“You shouldn’t be! It’s not fair!” You turned around to see tears falling down Bette’s face. Dot was tenser than usual, a deep frown on her face. 

“Hey, hey, I wouldn’t change a thing about you.” You uncurled your fists before tentatively placing your hands on their shoulders. “It’s not our fault they don’t—they don’t know how to care about other people. You guys are perfect, just the way you are, okay?”

“Oh, Y/N!” Bette surged forward and pressed a kiss to your lips. “Thank you so much for takin’ care of us, it means the world, truly.”

“Ah, don’t worry about it.” You blushed. “It’s just what you deserve. Don’t let anyone treat you as lesser beings.”

TThanks for reading! Want to read more? Request prompts from the angst/fluff list here, different ways to say “I love you” list here, and the AU masterlist here!

[stayevildarling]

Y/N: „Stop“

Cordelia: *smiles* „Why sweetheart?“

*Y/N yawning, half asleep looking up at Cordelia as she gently trails her fingers through your hair*

Y/N: „Because you are gonna make me fall asleep“

Cordelia: *whispers* „That‘s the point darling“

inspired by: @littlewhispersofsolitude

[absolutemadladdie]

"I like it, Picasso" fanfictions, 100/10 would read again (this list will be on constant edit mode): (MAKING A SECOND LIST BECAUSE I'M AT MAX LINKS ON THIS ONE)

Ps. (*)=angst, (**)=smut

SARAH PAULSON STORIES

AMERICAN HORROR STORY

Billie Dean Howard

Mirror, mirror**

In dusty pink silk**

Where eyes can’t pry our kisses

Addicted to the way we love**

The silver moon loves you as I do

Hurt me once

The Weeping Angel

Don’t ask me what could have been*

Where eyes can’t pry our kisses

An Ocean Away

Love you for a long time (series) (1), (2), (3), (4)**, (5)**, (6), (7)

my racing hands down your hips**

last of the true believers**

you found this, you need this

as long as you are with me, there’s no place i’d rather be

happy new year, my love

you’re my lobster

mind is just as frail as it’s frame, you know i’d leave it alone*(sad ending)

praise me**

make you scream**

corruption**

Lana Winters

love slipped beyond your reaches

i’ll always carry you

Cordelia Goode

Your night with Cordelia

A Winter Surprise, Part 2**

And your touch burns in the light of the morning**

Loving Blind**

Into the light (I’ll hold you)*

Flower’s bleed pink under the setting sun

Sisters under the sun

Hold me into the new dawn

Playing with fire

Guide my shaking hands until they still

you’re my jewel (1), (2)

can the city forgive?

remembering is her favorite pastime

baby, heaven’s in your eyes**

when i fell you were there, with your hands in the air

the morning after nye

make it taste like love**

you make me feel like a teenager in love

You are loved**

drunk in love

you’ll get sick

her reflection**

Bette and Dot Tattler

Sally McKenna

Footsteps leave echoes in the sand*

Greiving for something not lost*

you made your mark on me

Audrey Tindall

so inviting, i almost jump in

i missed you

Ally Mayfair-Richards

Six

The forest is calling and I must go

It comes and goes in waves

friday i’m in love

eyes full of stars

i only want you

I’ll shut you up

Wilhemina Venable

I thought I’d killed you

What a Year

Count**

In sleep and in dreams you are mine

Light shines from within the cracks of gold

I dont know my name (1), (2), (3)*

and all the pieces fall right into place**

i felt forever when i laid upon your chest

i will see you right

the girl in the dress cried the whole way home.

you’re my religion

drawing hearts in the byline

the future isn’t worth its weight in gold (1), (2), (3)

I know that you never sleep

I do care about you

Tuberculosis Karen

Mamie Eisenhower

AMERICAN CRIME STORY

Marcia Clark

Linda Tripp

RUN 2020

Diane Sherman

RATCHED 2020

Mildred Ratched

somewhere between desperate and divine**

OCEAN'S 8

Tammy

STUDIO 60 ON A SUNSET STRIP

Harriet Hayes

MRS. AMERICA

Alice McCray

GLASS

Ellie Staple

THE GOLDFINCH

Xandra with an X

“Show me”**

CAROL

Abby Gerhard

MULTI CHARACTER

Three’s not a crowd, especially when it’s us (Cordelia Goode x Reader x Wilhemina Venable) (1), (2), (3), (4)**, (5)*

i’m burning (Billie dean Howard x reader x Xandra)(1), (2)**

stay awake, wait for me (series) (Billie Dean Howard x Reader x Cordelia Goode) (1), (2)**, (3), (4)**

the altar is my hips** (Billie Dean Howard x Reader x Audrey Tindall)

‘tis the damn season (Ally x Reader x Cordelia)

the pleasure’s all mine (Wilhemina Venable x reader x Mildred ratched

IMPORTANT NOTE: These stories are NOT WRITTEN BY ME. I simply do not have the creativity and skills to write such masterpieces. Credits to their lovely and respective authors! Thank you so much for writing these! <3 PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM WITH PROVIDED LINKS!

[lanawinterscigarettes]

(This post contains the original idea)

Baking With Bette and Dot

Warnings: none

-Oh the chaos

-It all started one afternoon when you suggested the three of you bake some cookies together

-Bette was immediately on board with the idea, but Dot needed a little convincing

-She hesitantly agreed when you told her she didn't have to actually mix anything together if she didn't want to

-They first started arguing over what to bake

-Dot wanted to bake a fruit cake, while Bette wanted to bake brownies

-They ended up letting you decide, since they couldn't agree

-You picked chocolate chip cookies, not only because the recipe was fairly simple, but also as not to upset whoever's recipe didn't get picked

-The plan was that Dot would read the recipe, Bette would hand you the ingredients/baking tools, and you would be the one to mix it all together

-However, it soon backfired because Dot kept getting annoyed at Bette, who wouldn't stop eating all the chocolate chips

-Their arguing came to a head when Dot threw the bag of flour at Bette, which ended up hitting you in the head

-To retaliate, you threw some of the sugar at Dot, which missed and hit Bette instead

-This soon led to an all-out war between the three of you, which ended in yourselves as well as the kitchen being completely covered in baking supplies

-After you guys cleaned up, you all agreed on just getting store bought cookies next time

[amwritesitall]

“Anything for You Girls”

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I have big heart eyes for these two. Also, if you guys are worried about missing a post, I post every day (fingers crossed) at 6:30 pm central time zone.

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The twins had been practicing and performing nonstop and you were beginning to worry about them. You could tell their constant work schedule was taking a toll on them. So, after their final performance for the night, you invited them to spend the night with you in your tent.

Bette and Dot walk into your tent, finding the dinner you have waiting for them, candles lit, and music playing softly in the background.

“Is this all for us?” Bette asks in awe.

“Yes, my loves,” you place a kiss on their foreheads before leading them to sit down to enjoy the dinner you set up.

Dot furrows her eyebrows in confusion, “But why did you do all of this?”

You blush and shrug, “Because you both have been working awful hard and I thought you two deserved a relaxing night.”

“We appreciate it. Thank you,” Dot says, leaning over to kiss you and Bette smiles fondly at you.

“Anything for you girls.”

Once you finish eating, you walk over to the twins, standing behind them. You place your hands on their shoulders and start massaging their shoulders. They let out a surprised gasp causing you to smile.

“A massage?” Bette asks giggling.

“Mhm,” you hum, working out the tension in their shoulders,

Dot bites her lip at your ministrations and Bette even lets out a light moan. You smirk before leaning down to place a kiss on the side of their necks causing them to shiver.

“Does that feel good?”

They nod and you give them another kiss, “Do you want to take this to the bed?”

You lean over so you’re looking them in the eyes again noticing their brown eyes have darkened and a blush has formed on their cheeks.

“Yes,” Dot says.

“Please?” Bette asks.

And with that, you lead them to your bed.

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You might like:  “Can We Stay Like This Forever” or  Keep Me

[theobscuritywrites]

Sarah Paulson’s AHS Character Height Headcanons (+ bonus Tammy and Harriet Hayes)

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A/N: these are based entirely off of the vibes the character gives off because they are of course all actually 5’7” ish cause Sarah is. But anyway enjoy this brain fart of mine that has been lying scribbled on a piece of scrap paper for months and I found recently and started thinking about again. Also I apologize for the use of feet, I use the metric system usually but idk what height is.

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Billie Dean Howard

I don’t know why but I feel like Billie is 5’6”

Something about her just gives off that vibe.

She’s too tall to be short but too short to be tall

Everything about her just screams 5’6”

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Lana Winters

Lana is short

I’m talking like 5’1” maybe 5’2”

She is the personification of “dynamite comes in small packages”

I feel like she’s one of those people that gets talked about or shown on TV and everyone thinks they’re tall and then meets then and just ends up been comedically short

But Lana is short and I love it

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Cordelia Goode

See I have very mixed feelings about this

She is 5’8”

But this is exclusively Apocalypse!Cordelia

Coven!Cordelia is 5’5”

But genuinely I feel like in actuality Cordelia is 5’6”

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Bette and Dot Tattler

They are 5’4”

I have no reasoning for this at all but I’m confident in my decision to say this.

They just seem like they’re just short of average

It honestly just is based off of their energy

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Sally McKenna

Sally is short

Not as short as Lana but still short

I’m thinking 5’3”

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Audrey Tindall

I don’t know much but I know that Audrey is 5’6”

She has the energy if someone who desperately wants to be either really short or really tall and is just stuck at an in between height.

I may be projecting slightly but hey I’m right

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Ally Mayfair-Richards

Ally is 5’7”.

This is not a debate

I will take criticism on all the other characters but Ally is set in stone

She just gives off the biggest 5’7” energy of any character ever.

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Wilhemina Venable

Let’s get one thing clear

This woman is tall

Like I’m talking 5’10 - 5’11”

She just has the energy of a tall person idk

I think people tend to think of her as short when she’s actually really tall

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Tammy

Tammy is 5’7”

Once again she has serious 5’7” energy

This is based off the height energies of the other Ocean’s characters

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Harriet Hayes

She has an extraordinarily average height

5’5” energy only

I honestly can’t elaborate on this

But I’m just right

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[cordelias-bitch]

Surprising Sarah characters with Lunch🌠

Sarah:

You visited Sarah while she was on set for AHS cult, you knew she loved catering, but she loved your cooking even more. You had made her favourite the night before and decided to bring the left overs for dinner.

"Hey baby! What are you doing here?!"

She ran to you, still in costume and pulled you into the biggest hug. Anyone would think you hadn't seen each other in a long time, when in reality you had seen her a mere few hours ago when she woke up in your bed.

"You know I can't resist the brown hair and this costume makes your ass look great love... oh and I brought lunch"

"You're so cute"

Billie:

You found billie at the murder house, you knew how long Billie had spent preparing for this new adventure and how much energy she was using to make her show almost as good as she is.

"Hey ghost lady"

"Hey babygirl, what brings you here? I thought you said this place was unsafe?"

"I've brought you lunch... and I did, I still think it is but I know I'm safe if you're here"

"Always baby"

Lana:

Lana was half way through a day full of interviews and she was exhausted, all she wanted was you. She decided to give you a ring, although you were probably too busy to talk to her.

"Hello love, how are the interviews going?"

"Hello sweetheart, they're exhausting. I wish you were here"

"I'll bring lunch"

"You don't have to drop everything for me, I'm sure you're busy"

You smiled gently through the phone, you had been planning on taking Lana lunch anyway, you missed her like crazy.

"Never too busy for you love"

Cordelia:

You knew Delia could get caught up in her work, so when she was absent at breakfast and lunch, you decided enough was enough. You found her office and knocked before entering.

"Delia?"

"Hm?" She didn't look up from her work, being a head teacher and supreme was tiring work you guessed.

"I brought you lunch, take a break for me"

"I don't have time y/n, I have to finish all this paperwork before tomorrow"

"Well take a break and I'll help you"

"I can't ask you to do that"

"You didn't, I'm telling you I am. You'll starve yourself if you're not careful"

"Have I told you I love you today?"

"Yes dear, but you can say it as much as you'd like, I'll never complain"

Bette and Dot:

You always brought the girls lunch no matter what day it was or how busy you were. It was just another way to show them how much you cared.

You always tried to make each day different, and today you had decided to make a picnic.

"How are my favourite girls?"

You walked over to the pair sat at their dressing table and placed a kiss on both their cheeks causing matching blush to grace their skin.

"Are we having lunch together!?"

"Bette..." Dot scolded her sister.

"Its okay Dottie, I love how excited Bette gets. And of course, I thought maybe a picnic would be fun today"

"Sounds awfully romantic! I cant wait!"

"Me neither Bette, me neither" You smiled at both the girls and pulled them towards you for a hug before lunch.

Sally:

You know that sally didn't need to eat because she was a ghost but that didn't stop you worrying that she wasn't taking care of herself.

"Y/n! I thought you wasn't coming back till later? I've missed you so much"

Sally was sat at the bar, the usual tears running down her cheeks at the pure sight of you. Happy tears of course.

"Well I brought food, I thought maybe we could have lunch together? I cant remember the last time you ate love"

"Thats sweet baby, but you know I don't need to eat"

"I know... you should still take care of yourself though"

"I love you"

Sally loved that you cared about silly things, although she didn't need the same things as humans do, that you did; she loved that you still wanted her to have them. Food, water, sleep. You looked after her, and she would be grateful for that forever.

Ally:

Both Ally and Oz were ill and you felt bad that you weren't there to look after them both. So you booked the rest of the day off and the day after and hurried to the shop for supplies before heading to Allys.

"Y/n? What are you doing here?"

"Well my favourite people are sick and need to be looked after"

"But you might get sick too"

"Then you can return the favour and look after me" you placed a kiss on Allys cheek and entered her house, finding Oz sitting on the couch.

"Hey little man, I brought you some stuff to keep you occupied. I'm sorry you're ill bud" 

You handed Oz some comics and some sweets and retreated to the kitchen.

"What did I ever do to deserve you?"

"How about you contemplate that while on the sofa love, and I'll make some lunch"

"Thank you"

You'd do anything to see that beautiful smile on her face every minute of everyday.

Audrey:

Audrey hated catering food, said it tasted fake, so she always took her own. However, that morning she hadn't had time to do anything so went to work without her usual meal in her bag. You felt bad for keeping Audrey up all night and therefore making her sleep in for longer than normal. So you decided to make her one of your family recipes and suprise her at work.

You knocked on her trailer door and waited for her to answer.

"Hey babe, what brings you here?"

"I brought you some lunch, I know you don't like catering and you have nothing to eat so I made you an old family recipe... its nothing special-"

"Im sure it will be amazing babe, thank you. I hope you made enough for the both of us, or you'll have to find something else to eat"

She winked at you and made your cheeks blush. You always loved lunch with Audrey.

Wilhemina:

Mina had missed lunch and you weren't quite sure why, she had looked under the weather this morning when you left her room. But she brushed it off and told you she was fine. Being a high ranked purple you instructed a grey to bring you wilhemina's uneaten cube. You were always kind with the Greys, hating the fact that even after the end of the word there was still a hierarchy.

"Mina? Are you in here?"

"What do you want y/n" you never took her tone of voice personally, especially when she was evidently ill.

"I brought you lunch, I know you're not well love"

All that was returned was a grunt and you took that as a thank you.

"Let's get you sat up, you need to eat and drink some water"

"Thank you"

"Always mina"

Tammy:

You knew where Tammy would be, at the loft with debbie and Lou and the rest of the team. You were only a small part of the team so you weren't that involved in day to day things. However, you made sure to visit every day to bring Tammy her lunch. The women were always getting caught up in their plans, that you were scared Tam wouldn't eat unless you made her.

"Hello beautiful lady"

"Hello, hows my favourite fence?" You placed a kiss on Tammy's lips as you placed a Tupperware box within her hands.

"Better for seeing you. Did you bring lunch again?"

"Of course, can't have you starving while making important plans"

She smiled down at you and thanked you with her eyes.

"Hey love birds, how about you bring us all some lunch too, sharing is caring you know"

Lou was always teasing you for caring so much about Tammys lunch. But you'd still do it until the end of time if it meant you'd be looking after her.

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