#i cant stand it

[floydsglasses]

I love that snoopy-coded man so much it's not funny

[pareiwheeler]

people will ask why lumax isnt more popular than mileven, learn the answer is racism and sexism, and pretend they never asked

[wis-art]

friday night

[death-limes]

anti-voting ppl be like “i just dont feel comfortable voting for the dems who did x y and z awful thing, can you blame me?” no but i can blame you for refusal to act bc that does, in fact, split the vote and aid the self-proclaimed dictator

like. chemotherapy is awful and damaging and it ravages ppls bodies but we still use it and it still saves lives bc right now it’s the only method we have to get the cancer out

[squash1]

do you think gansey has a phone case like this????? i fear the answer is yes.

[jayydeng]

I need a Tophabe fan fic with NOOO HAPPY ENDING!!!! Bc yes the fluff is cute but I need Topher to be MISERABLE!!! I need Topher to realize how horrible he is!!! (I love him tho #never change)

[riphimopen]

aaaand two other colorations + closeup. Bitch look at my turkey breakfast

[negrotti-natalie]

chelsie in the dr talks like shes in a disney channel show

[nothing-behindher-eyes]

needing him in ways that are concerning to feminism

[1800duckhotline]

I want him dead

[noknowshame]

an epiphany: Silver does not, and cannot, have a backstory, simply because he is the archetypal pirate. and pirates do not have histories.

I do a lot of research on pirate history in my free time, and one thing that has always really struck me is just how little we have to go off of. We do have primary source records of their exploits - primarily reports from the crews of ships they attacked, and if they were unlucky enough, transcripts from their trials and executions , but as soon as you ask "well, who were they before they were pirates?", almost always, there is simply nothing to draw up, even for the most famous of figures. Calico Jack Rackham appears on the scene in 1718, already Charles Vane's quartermaster, with nothing to say of where he came from. Samuel Bellamy sailed from Cape Cod to raid the treasure-wreck of the Urca d'Lima, but his life in Massachusetts is marred in speculation. Blackbeard made landfall in Nassau soon after the War of Spanish Succession, but so many pirates used pseudonyms that we cannot even be sure that his real name was Edward Teach. All we can say is maybe, maybe, maybe.

so of course Silver, being the icon that we can trace nearly all of our modern conceptions of piracy to, would have no past. the real ones didn't either. As far as written history is concerned, the sea conjured them up. Even if their stories were not unremarkable, they were simply... without relevance.

[eternydeloo]

DARK PRUNE JUICE????

He’s name Prune Cookie (he left the “Juice” part in the past) and he’d transformed whole his body to jelly… Why? In his timeline it was the only option for non-magical cookie to survive in the world filled with dark magic…….

BTW I LOVE HIM SM NOW JUST LOOK MANSHAMAMSMJSKSMXKXK🙏❗️😭😭😭

[death-limes]

h*zbin complaint of the day:

yet another piece of media that uses the word “seraphim” as a singular term for an angel when “-im” is a hebrew pluralizing suffix…. “seraphim” is the plural form of “seraph” but so frequently gentiles will be like “she’s a seraphim!” or “the seraphims are the most powerful—“ like ppl just use it to sound ~special~ or something it’s so fucking annoying

[seaweed-butch]

grover singing a song to get annabeth and percy to stop agruing cracks me UP. I love his portrayal in this series. It just.... makes sense. This overly nervous little saytr who wants everyone to get along

[littlleebunny]

Sometimes I wish I didn't have SO much sensitivity in my neck because every time they try to kiss me there with no intention of tickling me, I end up laughing and ruining the moment