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fanaticalthings · 9 months ago

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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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opens-up-4-nobody · 8 months ago

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#one of my favorite quotes of all time frome my most favorite movie #and yet i hate the book... tho ive read it 5 times... it makes me mad #the movie is better. u cant change my mind #annihilation #southern reach trilogy #tw body horror

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lotus-pear · 2 months ago

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ace detective more like ace DEFECTIVE

#I HATE THIS BITCH SM HES GENUINELY SO FUN TO DRAW FOR NO REASON 😭😭😭😭#bro idk if the first one makes sense to anyone else. 😔 get it cause like akechi is in the siu so he techincally works for the government 😔#i finished shido's palace again and cried like a bitch because of him so im back to drawing persona again im so sorry everyone #my brother deleted persona from the steamdeck i play on and idk how to redownload it so i cant touch the game until christmas now 🫶🏼#i drew a lot over break actually i've just been going back and coloring a few of the sketches i did #idk how ppl draw everyday aren't u exhausted 😭#anyway hope faggotron 6000 dies in the royal version too i can't stand him #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #goro akechi #akechi goro #UHHHH ren is here so i'll tag him #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #lotus draws #goodnight everyone im so tired #i need winter break to come faster.........

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risibledeer · 6 months ago

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joel being a Disney princess

look everybody my art is arting properly again! also pls send me any asks as i'm awfully bored lol

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axoqiii · 8 months ago

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shujin trio,,my babies..,.,

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bidamonalbarn · 5 months ago

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happy 47th birthday pookiebear <333333

#if i get ANY film scott hate im blowing u up w my mind #also srry the noses are ugly i cant GET his nose #scott summers #xmen #x men #cyclops #cyclops x men #drawing hearts in the byline

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puppppppppy · 1 year ago

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these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying)#actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it #but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo #but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try #so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine #god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos #i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope #what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures #my art #myart #others ocs #vasco #machete #vaschete #furry art #fur #anthro

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gunsatthaphan · 2 months ago

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[juno - sabrina carpenter]

#the heart killers #the heart killers ep4 #joongdunk #fadelstyle #joong archen #dunk natachai #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #like sdjkhdfgd why did he say that #they are the personification of that “biologically i cant get you pregnant” - “so you hate me” meme lmao #but also didnt they only do uhm #standing up stuff #use ur brain style u dumbo

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choccy-milky · 1 month ago

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saw a couple of ppl doing these posts, so i present to you my very first attempts at drawing seb vs now.......and just looking at the old ones causes me actual physical pain😭😭 bc why does he look like hes wearing a TOUPÉE???😭 we dont talk about it....just dont go too far back in my blog im begging you

#even drawings of him from like a few weeks ago or a few months ago i already hate LMAO its a quick turnover around here folks #i was looking at old wips yesterday and i was liek EW OH GOD thank god i never finished these bc i used to think these were good #and now im redrawing them #clora still looks great tho LMAOO its always just seb i look back on and go EWW WHO ARE YOUUUU🤢🤢🤢🤢#god i cant stop staring at how i drew his hair like girl.... wtf were u looking at as a reference when u put that MOP ON HIS HEAD!!!#old seb isnt real he cant hurt you😮‍💨#except for the psychic damage that he causes when i look at him #im not tagging this as choccyart #more like CHOCCYFART!!!!#gottem

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hiphopcherrrypop · 11 months ago

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something sowmthing the kageyama brothers + their blue eyed weirdboys

#mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #mob psycho fanart #mp100 fanart #shou suzuki #teruki hanazawa #shigeo kageyama #terumob #ritshou #ive been watching it with my mom + i forgot how funny teru is #hes strange i luv that freak #i love when he gets sooo smug on mob's behalf #always saying stuff like 'heh... ur first mistake was picking a fight with This guy 😼...'#boy u have me laughing out loud #i h8 his hair i cant draw him without him looking like bakugo #my mom hates reigen a little its so funny #shes always like 'mhm u tell him dimple ☝🙄' when dimple bullies him

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boobgoogler · 1 year ago

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tried my hardest 2 be on model hope this isn't too bad

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoliers #princess bubblegum #marceline the vampire queen #simon petrikov #adventure time #divorce selfie #shitpost #episode 8 spoliers i think idk i cant remember atm #ummm hope u guys like this i hate drawing #toxic yuri #evil yuri #bubbline #vampworld bubbline

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spacemanspiff0fficial · 2 years ago

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They always say if u love smth then let it go 😔 as a long-standing Sidon girlie I was struggling w coming to grips I fear (which ended up not being all that hard to do bc Lady Yona is so cute I love her.......)

Before that happened I did manage to snap some photos mid-fish domestic. In case I had one last fighting chance