Rating laughs / keyboard spams
I’m bored and my friend made me open Tumblr out of pure fear for my life.
LMAOO / LMFAO / LMFAOOOOOO - you’re me. I am you. you’re funny asf but not that funny 8/10
HELP / IM PEEING / HAHAHA - now you’re funny. AND HOT. like two in one 10/10
Pfft / Okay that was kinda funny / Ha, (comma after is NEEDED.) - You’re hot and you just like to bully people, and it’s kinda funny. 6/10
haha / lol / lmao - wtf man you sound sarcastic, put some energy into it 3/10
*laughs* / (laughs) - stay the FUCK away from me. 2/10
(uses the laughing crying emojis) - you’re old, but if you use like 3 or 4 right after each other, you’re kinda funny. you’re also single and you get no bitches 4/10
(sobbing emoji and skull emoji) - you’re probably a dude that goes “nah” “blud thinks” “bro thought” “he’s not him” etc. 9/10
“I’m laughing” - No, you’re not. And if you are, you’re not laughing hard enough. 3/10
HEHEHAHHAHAH - you’re immature and older, but ily for it 9/10
AIGJKHJKHJASHHJKD - This is pointed at people that specifically start their keyboard spams with A. are you even laughing?? I think I just game you a heart attack.
JSKJKLSKLJSKJGHGHJG - You’re immature but young-ish so it’s okay. 9/10
HEHEHJHSKDHJKHKJSHDHHA - You’re 12. Get off the internet for your own safety 8/10
Aklsjdkljgjjhasgh - wtf. 1/10
asdfghjkl; - how does your finger feel? 2/10
AYIUSHH LLKK USVJH LSGGU LJ - you laugh so loudly irl everyone can hear you, you don’t even need to type to let your international bestie know you’re laughing, they can hear you. I’m sure you accidentally typed words too. 8/10
gimme more laughs to rate if you have any
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i also play destiny (2) here's my guardians
guy on the left is korhal, ahamkara who managed to survive the great hunt by immediately laying low. not actually a hunter but pretends to be one because no one questions guardians being weird. pretending to be a hunter specifically because doing all the paperwork everyone else refuses to do makes them essential enough to keep around, and keeps them off the front lines.
guy on the right is cricket, eliksni warlock. he likes fish. and pink. i'm not actually sure when exactly they were first risen but they survived out in the ruins of old earth for a fair bit of time before getting picked up by the vanguard
naked refs below the cut, no actual nsfw
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The difference between the tragedy of Edwin's and Charles' lives and deaths and what makes Charles' much more compelling to me is that Edwin never had anyone he could trust: he grew up with distant parents who i imagine he saw rarely and could not confide in, then he went to school and was immediately recognized as other in a way he had not fully realized of himself yet and was killed for it, and then comes hell and well who can u trust in hell? Certainly not the things that chase you until your legs ache, and even if your compatriots in the whole ordeal are as innocent as you, trapped in the same technicality, what is the good of trusting them, when they are just as helpless as you?
But Charles? Everyone Charles was supposed to trust betrayed him. His parents were close to him, atleast somewhat, atleast his father was around enough to get sick of hearing owner of a lonely heart, and his mother was around enough to watch his father beat him and be silently horrified and ultimately not do anything about it, maybe she stepped in once and we just never saw it, but I wouldn't bet on it, Charles' mom is 'quiet' that's her defining feature to Charles not protective or gentle just 'quiet', then Charles gets to school and he is popular he has friends! He has people who care for him (or should maybe, as long as he's good at sports like he's needed to be) and then he stands up for one person, because he has always wanted to be good and maybe he trusts himself to do it just this once and his friends kill him and his own actions signed the death warrant and he cannot even trust himself to do the right thing properly (it never got better and then you died)
And maybe, maybe Edwin does it too, with less intention to hurt, and with less knowledge but Charles and Edwin trust eachother maybe more than anything (maybe Charles would sooner slip away from earth's gravity than stop putting his trust in Edwin who he thinks is good and smart and brills and aces) and maybe Edwin still looks at Charles trying to protect him after Charles has had maybe the worst week of his existence and says "that was a bit...... extreme" and Edwin still promises Charles can tell him anything while hiding himself in a way that makes Charles feel untrustworthy
So yeah I'll never stop thinking about the tragedy of Charles Rowland actually 👍 think about him with me
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you got what youve been asking for
[ID: First image shows two sketches of Fierceteeth from Wings of Fire. A thin nightwing dragon with horns that curve downwards. The sketch on the left show's a bust shot from the front of her looking frustrated while her eyes look off to the left. The right sketch shows another front facing shot of her screaming in anger. The background is red. The second image is the same except the background is grey]
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