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You want to draw being objectum for lamps so badddd or the ocean either or
neat
#pig does art#objectum#objectum art#asks#you can't really influence me like this because i find the wording annoying especially if its from anon#(and to be fair it did take me like a month to even consider drawing for this lmfao)#but sure yeah. i do like the ocean. and i had a color palette ready to go#real ones (like eight people total) know where its from
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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when it all turns back to dust, I won't pay no mind because I have lived my life as such — between the stars and the thrill of your touch
#HI I FINISHED THE GAME#*rihanna voice* we found love in a hoppppeless place. we found love in a hope. less. place#i can't get over how happy viatrix looks it kills me. -1hp -1hp -1hp as i was drawing her#this is me doing something nice for her before i start writing about commorragh lmao#also i always thought these sort of things were cute... never again#or at the very least im sticking to two panels#real genius move of me to do this when i have trouble drawing people the same way each time 💀I REDREW THE LAST ONE THREE TIMES#viatrix x heinrix#heinrix x von valancius#oc: viatrix von valancius#heinrix#heinrix van calox#rogue trader#my art
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✨Some doodles of the siblings to try to see how to draw them ✨
(I am super late to the party hello)
#the umbrella academy#tua#tua fanart#the umbrella academy fanart#idk if anyone will see it but it's here yay#viktor hargreeves#the hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#I can't draw adults to save my life even less real people but it's a great exercize#I will be honest I am only here for the siblings#tons of stuff are hcs on my drawings btw so if it's canon at 3000% it's normal ahah#I would kill to see more of the 567 trio too :')))#we can't have nice things rip#idk how much I will draw for it but I thought that I could at least post this#my offering after the shitshow that was season 4#there is a different artstyle for each doodles but I am trying to find how I wanna draw them ahah#umbrella academy#decided to create another blog for this for people who knows me for my other blog yay#I have tons of stuff to say on this series (a lot of negative ) but tbh I am here to vibe and enjoy sibling interactions#my art
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more of this one i'm quite fond of her
#limbus company#limbus ocs#sketch#traditional stuff#lcb dmitri#yes i made her almost exclusively so i have a design to draw rodimitri yuri with later. so. sorry.#or look forward to that. im drawing it either way#anyone who has read the book probably saw this coming and you all should unfollow me now#i actually like that one line about wine so much that i want to incorporate it into a base ego mockup somehow.. more on that later#self-indulgent bullshit i love you forever!!#on the topic of self-indulgence though#the reception of girlclair has been surprisingly positive#not that i thought people would react negatively#i just figured it'd be more along the line of indifference. so! better than i expected!#thank you. i read all the tags and i love you<3#now here come the real flop posts with an audience of one#girl who doesnt even exist tangentially to canon#yet. YET. she's gotta show up eventually. at some point#not if. WHEN. please they seriously can't just remove her i'm on my knees#i know they might change/cut characters for narrative purposes à la canto vi. but please. they have to keep dunya and mitya pleaseeeeee
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Sorry, I rewatched the sonic movies and remembered they were everything to me
Anyways, *puts your faves in the Leyendecker painting*
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#agent stone#dr robotnik#stobotnik#can't believe sonic was so popular they made gay people real#if this drawing does not find it's target audience i will cry
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And because I recently read the Chocolate Box...Please enjoy one of the only things I feel like the show did right with this particular story...
Poirot looking super dapper in his Belgian police uniform:
The cut of this uniform is very flattering on him, I must say...especially with the way it accentuates his chest, his waist, and his ''''''''seat''''''''
And I love the design on the collar/sleeves. Very fancy/official
also. please look at his very silly official hat
Gotta say. Hugh Fraser may have been the eye candy of this show, but. David Suchet sure knows how to be pretty, too
#I may. just. have a thing for men in uniform#that might be what is going on here#add to that the fact that I am pansexual and it creates the recipe for 'oh no everyone's hot' disease#Although.... Funny enough. With apologies to Philip Jackson. Inspector Japp is. not my type#so I suppose it would be more accurate to say it creates the recipe for 'oh no *almost* everyone is hot' disease#anyway speaking of uniforms. and because I am a nerd. I think it would be funny to draw Poirot in a Starfleet uniform.#Although it would have to be one of the 2330s ones because any of the other eras just wouldn't do his sense of style justice#Although if I were to be real. I don't see him actually *being* in Starfleet. Like maaybe? he was a long time ago and now he's '''retired''#I DO see him as an El Aurian ambassador that gets called in for investigations a LOT#(and let's be real him being El Aurian would certainly explain him just straight up not aging in canon)#Anyway maybe he gets called in all the time because Admiral Japp can't get anything done without him#And he meets Hastings because Japp calls him in to investigate some happenings aboard Captain Hastings' ship#And Ambassador Poirot may or may not be a thorn in Captain Hastings' side for a VERY brief time#until he clears Capt. Hastings' good name and enlists his help in the investigation. and he just slips right past Hastings' defences#Like. 'oh you put up walls so that people can't get to know you? what walls? I didn't see any'#And by the end Captain Hastings starts to think.#'oh no. I think. I think I like him. Oh NO. I think I REALLY LIKE him. OH NO'#And the Investigation is over and Hastings is having a crisis like. 'how do I ask him not to leave. Am I allowed to do that?'#'But I'm the captain I shouldn't be asking him to stay. Wait but I'm the captain so technically I'm the only one who *CAN* ask him to stay'#'*internal screaming*'#But then maybe Ambassador Poirot decides on his own that he'd like to stick around on Hastings' ship for a while. Act as a 'consultant'.#And Hastings is relieved like 'oh thank god. I won't have to say goodbye to him. wait. but like. not because. I want him or anything. what?#and First Officer Lemon is giving him the KNOWINGEST LOOK OF ALL TIME#(and. side note. we all know that First Officer Felicity Lemon would run THE tightest ship ever. So you can jot that down)#wow I accidentally unexpectedly made an AU in the tags again. Well. That was fun. Thanks for reading if you stuck around#5.6 The Chocolate Box#watching poirot#poirot#Hercule Poirot#agatha christie’s poirot
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Waddle dees vs Metadede: which one's more fun to draw 🤔🤨🧐?
hardest question mankind ever has to answer
#uhh...UHH...#YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME ANON#THEY'RE BOTH FUN TO DRAW#I LIKE SILLY WAWAS AND SILLY GAY PEOPLE#I wish both wsre real....😔😔😔😔😔#my asks
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Small character detail I have no good excuse to mention: Hyden hates anything remotely similar to "fast food". This applies to all AUs. He finds greasy, cheap, oversalted/overly sugary food disgusting. Additionally, he hates--HATES--messy food. The only foods he will eat with his hands are ones that are very clean and dry and leave no residue. Getting some sort of sauce or grease on his hands is one of the worst sensations in the world (doubly so when he's a bunny… to be fair, can you imagine eating barbecue while wearing fur mittens? Ew!)
When he was younger, he was slightly more flexible on these limitations. Here he is eating a "ham burger" normally to show how normal he is. He is fitting in with the common man. He is pulling it off. He's got this. Look how relaxed he is. You could almost miss the Rolex on his wrist.
Of course, every rule has its exceptions. As has been mentioned before Hyden often has no idea where food comes from or what goes into it. At some point, somebody failed to mention to him that Cinnabons come from kiosks at the mall and cost less than $100 each. Therefore, they escaped his "fast food is disgusting and I hate it" filter, and, in a modern AU, became one of his favorite desserts. He has a pastry or two each morning with his coffee and then wonders why he never seems to lose any weight.
#my ocs#hyden#young hyden#human#lore posts nobody asked for#also I can't find the post where I mentioned it but reminder that he hates lobster in Amaranthine canon (because it's peasant food)#but loves lobster in modern canon (because it's rich people food)#his tastes are very arbitrary and based largely on 'do other rich people say this is good'#Okay I will draw something real and polished next I SWEAR IT#just been so busy lately and feeling kind of stifled by not having time to draw...#had to get out a bunch of ideas fast. but next I will do something... better. Don't know what yet but it'll be cooler#verse: amaranthine#(sort of)
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oh, mickey, you so fine....
#sniper tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2#mick mundy#one hundred percent self indulgent#thank you to the 92 people who voted on my poop shitty poll#cause i can't make a decision to save my life#now have a reward#sniper tiddies#mmmm love me somea that#tw suggestive#i guess? idk it man booba#i have the biggest stupidest crush on him this is so stupid#HE'S NOT EVEN REAL#AND IM MARRIED#AAUURGRHURGRUH#i hope the sniper simps understand#and appreciate my contribution to the vault of saucy sniper#honkshoozzz#honkshoozzz art#honkshoozzz post#digital artist#digitalart#digital drawing#digital art#digital illustration#artists on tumblr#fan art#tf2 fandom
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quick sketches cause im bored
Just kiss already 😭😭😭
#art#traditional art#drawing#solyanckka#artists on tumblr#sketch#squid game#squid game 2#squid game season 2#squid game netflix#squid game 001#squid game 456#I can't draw real people#gihun x inho#hwang in ho#seong gi hun
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my controversial take re: bnha timeskip hero rankings is that there. shouldn’t be hero rankings at all anymore.
because see. this could fit SO perfectly with deku’s declaration going from “this is how i became the world’s greatest hero” to “this is how WE ALL became the world’s greatest hero”. no one is number 1, and so everyone is number 1 because everyone is a great hero in their own way. in the most recent rankings, deku isn’t even number 1, right? and yet. mha is “the story of how [he] became the world’s greatest hero”. the idea that you can be the world’s greatest hero in your own regard even when you aren’t number 1 is what society needs in the post-all might (and post-endeavor) world. if every hero can be the greatest at the same time, there is no singular number 1 hero who has to shoulder the weight of the entire world.
i also think this would actually be good for the bkdk perpetual competition because then there’s no Holy Word from above telling them who is “better”; they have to learn to discern that on their own. they can compete against each other forever without either one of them being handed the crown permanently or tilting society back towards the chaos left in the wake of all might’s retirement or, i don’t know, their competition clouding their vision and bringing forth new incorrect ideas about what a hero should be. you don’t become a hero for the competition or to prove your strength; you become a hero to help people. if hero rankings are reduced to the bakudeku fight for number 1, society is eventually going to end up right back where it was at the beginning of canon. someone like stain is going to stand up and say “this is not what being a hero is about” and they will be right, and it will create the perfect breeding ground for another rise in villain numbers.
like. can anyone hear me!!! all might’s reign as number 1 and his subsequent downfall were one of the igniting fires that spurred so much of the conflict in mha; why would we go back to hero rankings. why would we still have them. WASNT THE POINT. SUPPOSED TO BE. THAT HEROES SHOULDN’T DO IT FOR THE FAME. AND THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING “Number 1” IS TOO MUCH FOR ANY ONE PERSON TO HANDLE. i know horikoshi can’t see all the potential of his own manga but. please. guys. GUYS—
#i thought this seemed like the obvious conclusion to draw but. apparently not#idk sometimes seeing people talk about the current hero rankings is like#oh! you fell for the in-world propaganda! wow!#the hero rankings are not and never have been the Word Of God and treating them as such caused so many problems in the first place#if you can't change how people view he hero rankings (which. let's be real. you can't. gestures at the fandom.)#then wouldn't the best solution be to get rid of them altogether?#idk idkkkk#i could say more but i'd probably just be repeating myself so i'll stop here#bnha#hello grace here
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Please draw this underrated/underappreciated character; Red Tornado

the most fun part about doing these requests is finding out about characters i've literally never heard of in my entire life

thank u for the request! <3
#sorry that the red is off </3 i mentioned it before but my marker set quite literally does not have a red#so i have to layer purple pink and orange to get something red adjacent#anywhom. you'd think with me being from oklahoma i'd know about a tornado-themed character but alas i have never heard of this fellow befor#he seems cool tho i like his big cape#yall just love getting me to draw bald people dont you :(((#/j on that i really dont mind LOL#pitbull is bald and i love pitbull so i can't really complain#anyways time for the real tags#hee ho ha ho im a funny lil art man#nix's notecard drawings#dc comics#fanart#my art#traditional art#red tornado#justice league#art requests#requests open#might be a little bit before i can get to my next request (which is stephanie brown/spoiler)#because i have to go to WORK. because i can't just sit and draw litle guys for money :((((#I AHTE WORKING RAHHHHH
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TRANSFEM DRIZZT MASTERPOST
breaking my usual “only art posts” rule on this blog to write a dissertation on a thought that has been on my mind since literally homeland. LISTEN. i'm gonna proselytize i’m honestly shocked i haven't seen anyone else say this before. i think drizzt do'urden is transfeminine coded, specifically trans lesbian coded. and i have EVIDENCE. (WALL OF TEXT UNDER CUT)
for the record i'm gonna use he/him pronouns for drizzt in this largely because that's what he uses in canon but i feel like he would for sure switch to she/her or something if he did transition. but i feel weird talking abt characters with pronouns other than canon ones
i'm transmasc so for transparency when i speak abt transfem experiences it's from what i have heard and learned from transfems and take all generalizations with a grain of salt blah blah blah nuance vanilla extract be normal please
also i'm currently only on spine of the world. i have no idea what happens in later parts of the series so my evidence is only from books i’ve read + be forgiving if you know smth i don't + try not to spoil too much thank you BUT ALSO I WANNA KNOW what people think on this sooo yea tell me :heart:
OKAY NOW after all those qualifiers. i'm sorting my evidence into a couple categories:
character evidence (about how being a girl would fit into drizzt’s narrative)
relationship evidence (about how drizzt’s relationships are enhanced by/contribute to his girlitude)
and miscellaneous meta stuff & wording evidence (aka wishful thinking)
CHARACTER/NARRATIVE EVIDENCE
firstly. we MUST discuss the backstory. the childhood trauma.
drizzt's primary backstory, i.e. his childhood in and abandonment of menzoberranzan society, places him in the position of someone who is “too soft” and “too weak” for their society and thus becomes ostracized and outcast. this is a REALLY transfem coded position to be in.
in our world transfem kids get ostracized for not being masculine enough and for being a “sissy.” the situation is obviously pretty different in matriarchal menzoberranzan (“girliness”/femininity is not considered a flaw there the way it is in prevailing attitudes in our world) but the parallel still holds
i'm sure everyone remembers the “you’re a dancer” scene. despite excelling in combat, drizzt (at least pre-melee-magthere) is considered too weak and soft for menzoberranzan even by zaknafein, again framing him as being (by surface standards) more traditionally "feminine" than the rest of menzo men
and YES "you're a dancer" is a complicated scene with a lot of emotional shit going on for both characters but my point is specifically that drizzt's alienation from his society REALLY resembles the alienation that a lot of transfem children experience
for the record he is also very autistic. 100% autistic i’m on that wagon all the way. just to put it on the table
but anyway the queer coding is extremely strong here. the other way you could read the “dancer” gncness drizzt exhibits is as gay coding (many of the same tropes and narratives apply to young gay boys as do to young transfems). i have a couple reasons i prefer the transfem reading though
gayness is not treated the same in menzo. bg3 confirms romantic relationships between women are standard fare in menzoberranzan; my hc is that the same is true among men
that's an explanation from the world's perspective though, not from a meta/writing perspective. to me drizzt's infatuation with women (We'll Get To That) makes him read more like a transbian than a gay man though
anyway back on topic. something the books (the ones i’ve read so far at least) don't really talk about but SHOULD is the relationship with gender (and women specifically) that drizzt would have been left with from his upbringing.
menzoberranzan culture holds that women are above men and that men are inherently worse. you can't just forget something like that after living in a place where that's simply a fact of life for 30 years. lots could be said on that and i think it must have had an effect on how drizzt views women
however to focus on the trans thing let's state the obvious: menzoberranzan gender roles are RIPE for transmisogyny. it’s a society of terfs. the gender roles are SO defined and SO exclusive that an assumed boy even trying on feminine clothing would probably get physically abused. not so different from parts of our world shrugs forever but for a different reason like i mentioned; it's not “girl shit is gross what are you, gay?” it's “how dare you, a filthy man, attempt to partake of womanhood, which you would sully with your very touch” AND AGAIN. THAT SOUNDS LIKE TERF RHETORIC DOESN'T IT?
i think drizzt would have been left with a deep-rooted sense of shame and self-consciousness about gender (as he was about basically all parts of his identity for the record) and i specifically think that a clear parallel can be drawn between those feelings and the transmisogynistic ideas common in our world, in particular the idea that trans women “steal/appropriate womanhood.” in menzoberranzan’s case the idea is more like that “womanhood is a privilege to which men (who are lesser) have no claim.”
drizzt seems to generally feel like he doesn't deserve to have things he wants, he doesn't deserve to be happy etc etc. and i think it would make peeeerfect sense for that to extend to gender. that he has to learn that he can and is allowed to express his gender freely
then there's the graduation ceremony.
in a journal entry in spine of the world drizzt says the reason he was so uncomfortable with the melee-magthere graduation ceremony was because 1. he didn't wanna do drugs and 2. because Casual Sex Is Bad And You Should Be In Love Before You Do Sex (he's so. repressed. beautiful stupid baby) and while i for sure think those ARE both PARTS of his discomfort, i think i have a bit of extra sauce to add.
consider: the graduation ceremony's purpose (in addition to being a fun light-hearted celebration by drow standards) is to enforce a specific social/sexual gender role onto the young graduates of melee-magthere (clearly the most desirable sexual partners for noble drow women).
that gender role is specifically placed in opposition to womanhood. there's matrons, and then there's patrons, just like the surface world has husbands and wives
i’m thinking that while drizzt is and is written as being HEAVILY attracted to women (again We Will Discuss This), “pretty lady's boytoy” isn't a gender role he's comfortable inhabiting, and so he felt reflexively bad being forced into it.
of course the social role of men in menzoberranzan isn't a nice position to be in even at the best of times but i don't think that was what was on his mind at the time!! what if part of the reason he was so instinctively against partaking was because he rejected the gendered social role placed on him in that moment, a reminder that melee-magthere, and the kind of warrior role he'd been trained for, is for boys alone?
leading from that. in siege of darkness drizzt imagines what catti-brie’s life would have been like in menzoberranzan if she was drow. consider how easily he chooses to imagine her going to melee-magthere instead of arach-tinilith even though the former is boys only. this is SOME kind of gender fuckery for sure. i'm thinking some part of him feels that melee-magthere (and the kind of combat training taught there, which drizzt excels at) isn’t or shouldn’t be for men exclusively. he enjoys being a warrior and he's good at it, but, for him, that warrior role is DISTINCT from a masculine gender, even though in menzoberranzan it wasn't distinct at all.
i find that drizzt being transfeminine boosts the hell out of all of his other “fuck you"s to menzoberranzan society
not only is he an insult to the way of lolth by rejecting it in favour of empathy, but he's going in the face of the entire gender system of menzoberranzan. just totally blasts it. i feel like it adds a whole new layer to his rejection of the lolthite way of life
of course that's an argument you could make of any queer reading of drizzt as a character but i feel like it hits hardest with SPECIFICALLY transfem drizzt. one brave tgirl's Exodus From Terflandia.
but even then when he does come to the surface, he finds himself alone and apart from society.
in the early books’ world there is no place in surface faerûn society for a drow, it is designed to exclude him the exact same way existing binary cisnormative gender structures are designed to exclude queer people.
drizzt has to start off on the complete fringes of society and then carve a place and home for himself with like-minded people who love him and who he loves. that's exactly what queer people have to do too. is leaving the underdark a metaphor for coming out??? i guess so.
CAN WE TALK about the shit with the mask of disguise in the halfling's gem? THAT SHIT IS TRANS AS HELL!!! again autism coding runs parallel hand in hand here but like.
“you have the choice to suppress who you are in order to fit into wider society. now will you do that, or will you live as someone visibly outside the norms? is it enough to know no matter what, you will still have your loved ones who accept you no matter who you turn out to be, to know that you will be happier if you let yourself express your true self?”
THAT'S THE QUEEREST SHIT EVER.
also drizzt's fixation on personal freedom makes a lot of sense (a lot more sense than it does as in-canon imho) if you read him as trans. in menzoberranzan he would never have had the freedom to do with his body and presentation what he wants.
being able to be the person he wants to be seems to be a central concern in his mind, for himself. he doesn't just have an “i don't want to kill and torture people” objection to menzo culture, but an “i want to be able to choose the life and identity that i want for myself” objection
as it stands in canon the reason why he's so fixated on this isn't clear (so far at least). it makes more sense if he is transfem, and growing up in a system where he was actively prevented from pursuing his own tgirl happiness left him very invested in standing against that
on a meta level the “freedom is the most important thing ever” thing kinda is weird to me (it's very “can you tell the author is american”) BUT it becomes a lot BETTER if reinterpreted as “my old government wanted me dead for being transgender, so i think everyone can do whatever they want forever”
some of the general stuff about drizzt's queercoding in this section is pretty general but i veeery much think specifically transfem drizzt makes the most sense and adds the most to his character and story. and that's what the post is about. so yeah
RELATIONSHIP EVIDENCE
this section is abt drizzt's relationships! wahoo
1. CATTI-BRIE
ok so there’s a lot to say about catti-brie and why i consider their relationship a lesbian one and how i think drizzt's attraction to and love for women reads as extremely trans lesbian in nature.
bringing back that thing about shame from earlier. drizzt has, as he has in all things, a tendency to be ashamed of and suppress his own emotions in terms of romance.
the way he thinks about his attraction to catti-brie reads a lot like the way a transfem with a lot of internalized transmisogyny and lesbophobia might feel abt her attraction to women:
he acts guilty and embarrassed and tries to keep it a secret, to avoid talking about it, to avoid expressing his wants in any way at all
he's also afraid of being punished for it. think back to his stuff about women in menzo. he feels like he's not allowed to feel this way about women OR - HEAR ME OUT - HIMSELF. to me, a fear that he is encroaching on womanhood (both as a participant and as an enjoyer) is a very natural source for that shame
note that it’s specifically when she isn’t looking. ashamed!
drizzt in that excerpt assumes that bruenor would berate him even though he SHOULD KNOW bruenor trusts and likes him enough to fully give them his blessing. also drizzt blushes immediately after this and acts all flustered about it. ashamed!
in siege of darkness (during the "but for now, friends" scene) drizzt does tell catti that he’s in love with her- and follows it up immediately with “it’s no big deal, don’t even worry about it, i can totally just repress it forever if you’re not comfortable with it” (GUT WRENCHING SCENE THAT THREW ME OUT TO THE CURB BTW. AUGH). it's a COPE. he's terrified of being punished or rejected or ridiculed. i think all of those fears tie deeply and specifically into gender- his own, and hers too.
lesbian culture is known for a level of near-rhapsodic adoration for women and i see that in drizzt. the way he talks and thinks about catti-brie is insanely sapphic. basically every time he thinks about her he’s thinking shit like “god she’s the most beautiful and the best and i would die for her and there’s nobody in the world like her” this is truly a kind of infatuation lesbians are famous for.
are there men who think about women like this? yes of course. is it a cornerstone of wlw culture to a degree that casts even the most cisgender of those men as almost gender non-conforming? i would say yes.
he spends so much of this scene fawning over her that i don’t even know which parts of it to include
i could keep going but listen the point i’m trying to illustrate is that he’s fucking SMITTEN with her okay? and it's EVIDENCE he is a woman i swear to god this is facts and logic and makes sense THIS IS LESBIAN BEHAVIOUR!!!!
AND THE SLOW BURN. the slow burn is lesbian coded as well. wlw stories are LEGENDARY for the extended periods of mutual pining that they often feature. pining is basically a classic feature of lesbian romance.
catti-brie and drizzt spent SIX FUCKING YEARS on the sea sprite together in the time skip between siege of darkness and passage to dawn, the ENTIRETY of which drizzt spent HOPELESSLY IN LOVE with her, and they did NOTHING together. if pining was a song these motherfuckers would have gone triple platinum. and that? oh BABY, is it yuri to me
i could make a whole other post exclusively about a lesbian reading of catti-brie and her relationship with wulfgar being comphet. honestly i could make a lot of posts about catti-brie she's insanely interesting and i have SOOO many thoughts about her. but suffice it to say: i think she’s gay as hell
for the record you may be thinking “okay he’s just in love with catti that’s why he’s like that” true but he is also fascinated with and identifies himself with a lot of the women he meets on the surface. and of course there is The Guenhwyvar Thing
2. THE GUENHWYVAR THING
let's discuss The Guenhwyvar Thing
you guys remember the fucking poem from homeland? about how beautiful and incredible guen is? literally the first time i saw that i was like “this is the most tgirl shit i've ever seen.”
are you guys seeing this??? “you, girl panther, are how i feel inside, i wish i could be you for realsies." reflection from mulan core. on all levels except physical i am a giant female panther
the fact that drizzt is so utterly enamoured with, again, a Female magical panther reads as extremely transfem coded to me. i truly feel like guenhwyvar's gender is a core facet of why drizzt adores her so much.
drizzt's relationship with guenhwyvar is – and was from the beginning – a place where he could freely admire and relate to femininity without shame.
guen’s femininity (by virtue of its animalness and magicalness) is very different from the femininity of menzoberranzan’s matron mothers. drizzt grew up in with an exclusive and abusive femininity that left him as an outsider, always unable to partake of or even genuinely admire womanhood. but he always wanted to and, when he gets the chance, he does. HARD.
i maintain a headcanon that if drizzt were to play dnd with the companions of the hall, he would play a conspicuously female druid every single time and never explain why it had to be a woman. but i know. I Know Why it has to be a woman.
3. ARTEMIS
god the queer reading here is sooo potent. here's my thoughts
artemis and drizzt’s struggle (at least as far as i've read) is one of a person who pursues happiness even under the risk of being outcast or hurt by society, and a person who has suppressed the need for happiness to secure survival. this can be easily expanded to a queer context:
artemis is closeted or stealth, dismissive of his own queerness. he sees an out and proud drizzt, publically living as a queer person, pursuing queer happiness. (not that drizzt is actually out and proud as a tgirl BUT HE HAS THAT ENERGY! LIFE COULD BE DREAM)
in other words artemis sees drizzt living a life that he (artemis) subconsciously decided long ago was impossible, unattainable, something he had to give up to survive. a kind of life that he hates his own desire to have. he hates drizzt for being happy in a way he wants but has decided he cannot have and thus nobody should even try for. he envies him.
you may be thinking “that sounds a lot like the dynamic drizzt and artemis already have in canon” EXACTLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
i really enjoy transmasc artemis who's been stealth since age 10 but i'll admit i'm not as dedicated to that headcanon as i am to transfem drizzt. idk where he's getting that beard from. maybe the crime guilds of calimport have access to magic hrt
bet when you started reading this post you weren't expecting kalvin garrah artemis entreri
anyway the point is that artemis’ redemption arc is the journey from he/him transmasc to he/they transmasc. DOESN'T HE JUST HAVE HE/THEY ENERGY?
MISCELLANEOUS EVIDENCE
this section deals a few other little random things that don't mean much but boy do they add spice to my life
UNICORN SYMBOLISM. drizzt's ranger symbol is a unicorn. a symbol of mielikki of course but also perhaps the most feminine of all mythological creatures and he chose it specifically to represent himself as well. and as a ranger/ nature guardian drizzt occupies a very typically feminine role. like who speaks to animals often? disney princesses do. my girl drizzt is a disney princess deep in his heart and i know this to be true.
now last but not least these ones… these are clearly unintended from salvatore’s pov but i find them FASCINATING
supposed to be a reference to his age i think BUT STILL HOLY SHIT? HE SAYS THAT. DRIZZT HIMSELF OBJECTS TO BEING CALLED A MAN. I'M DOING A LITTLE HAPPY DANCE THIS IS THE GOLD STANDARD FOR TGIRL HEADCANON EVIDENCE
let’s parse this okay because it’s pretty weird and confusing wording. the hag says it is “not for any man; it’s for two and only two” and those two are catti-brie and drizzt, implying NEITHER of them is a man.
the second half conspicuously shifts from “man” to “male,” again avoiding calling drizzt a man and implying he may be male (biologically), but he ISN’T a man. it’s also kind of tacked on to the end, to single drizzt out. almost like the hag was like “shit they’re not going to figure out who the other not-man is so let me add this second thing to it”
and yes of course the author-intent reason it’s phrased like that probably has to do with the word “man” which is sometimes used in these books to mean “human” HOWEVER given that everyone there immediately assumed “no man” referred to catti-brie (who IS human but NOT a man in the gender sense) supports the reading that it does mean gender
IN CONCLUSION
i think drizzt do'urden is a tgirl. i’m just about 100% certain this was not RAS' intent but nonetheless i think a reading of drizzt as transfem based on the evidence present in the books both makes sense and adds a lot to his character AND the other characters AND the story and themes. basically he’s a girl. thanks for readingg
#i was gonna hold this rant in for a little longer but#i got like. a sudden urge to share my thoughts#and to maybe popularize this headcanon somewhat... if i can with my limited influence#and it was so intense i felt PHYSICALLY SICK i had to share my truth#even though this post is so long like... if you read all this you're a real one WEEPING#i couldn't keep it to myself i have to yap and yap and yap#if you read all of this i love you so much personally#i need converts i NEED someone else to Get It#i can't be alone in this look if my one contribution to this fandom is to get even like 2 people to share tgirl drizzt w me i'll be happy#i may add addendums to this post as i progress through the story if there's more evidence buuttt#to me this is already insanely well backed as far as trans headcanons imo#it's really the combo of things like. the womanlikerisms true combo with the transgenderisms to create Potent Transbian Miasma#lod#legend of drizzt#drizzt do'urden#not a drawing
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Lesbian ava truthers are probably the most insufferable part of the TWC fandom
#awwwwe look who thinks bi women can't be masculine/butch#also people who draw her skinny. awwwwwe look who thinks women are unattractive when they have more muscle than you#also people who draw her with a tiny nose. awwwwwe look who can't be normal about women having big noses.#sorry i see so much casual ava assassination disguised as love and i cannot stand ittttt#The Wayhaven Chronicles#A Du Mortain#Ava Du Mortain#[ RJ ]#anyway shoutout to all the real ones who draw her buff n big nosed and dont insist she's a lesbian because shes not traditionally feminine
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also i know artf*ght is essentially art trades for people with no social skills where it's not even guranteed you'll get something in return but people need to ditch that Conglomerate and just ask people to art trade like real men.
#text#my personal and right opinion as ArtTradeFan_number_One#art trades but corporate#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO#i think it's a good scheme for people that don't draw a lot and get a boost in 'productivity' by having a lot of 'owed' art#but like#.#whoever created this just was afraid to DM their favorite artist please be real with me. you can't tell me i;m lying .#people forget the rule of 'the worst they could do is say no'
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