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shesmore-shoebill · 4 months ago

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

#smosh #smosh pit #tntl #shayne topp #zac oyama #tommy bowe #try not to laugh #dropout #smosh tntl 149 for anyone looking for the full video! since this took off :)#okay this broke containment noticeably so some additional context for anyone wondering #guy in trench is zac oyama. extremely funny comedian. he's on a streaming service called dropout. I advise looking up 'Make Some Noise' on #yt and watching the full episodes/compilations available for free there #He is in a youtube video with Smosh cast in an improv format they do called 'Try Not To Laugh'. Smosh cast folks are also very funny- a good #proportion of them at this point are also prifessional comedians. There are other Try Not To Laugh videos. a LOT of them. they can be #hit or miss but a lot of them are quite good (blind pairs or the musical episodes are all pretty good)#Smosh has multiple channels- this one is called Smosh Pit ajd also has other stuff they do. Challenge Pit is also quite funny. there is also #smosh games channel. smosh cast channel. and the main smosh channel #tbh i recommend looking up compilations of cast members to figure out what content you might find compelling but they make a pretty broad #spread of stuff at this point so odds are decent youll find something funny. esp if you already watch dropout :)#ok infodump over. glad ppl are having fun with this lol

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kensatou · 4 months ago

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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wandringbark · 6 months ago

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this is in no way an original thought but fuck the us healthcare system. fuck this shit to hell

#every single step of the way is complicated. you have to jump through so many hoops and every single hoop is confusing #not to mention every single hoop requires multiple phone calls because oftentimes the info online is INCORRECT?!#i can't find any resources for medicaid providers bc it's only available on the one official website #which i can't access bc they haven't officially accepted or denied me yet even though i applied IN JANUARY #but they have sooooo many links available for doctors to access.#so okay i call the hotline #they give me the names and numbers for some providers #i call all of them #none of them accept new patients with medicaid.#and that's not even to mention the shit i had to do to get to this point.#the thing is i finally finally got a job #so i'm kind of thinking like..... do i just wait until i can finally have 'real' insurance #but also eating any food more than a small snack disables me for the next hour and a half which is #obviously #interfering with my life.#so seeing a doctor about that asap would. you know. be nice.

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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bruciemilf · 1 month ago

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Bruce who forgets he can’t just. Pick Jason up as easily as before.

Jason will get injured, — he hates ankle wounds; they’re not like shoulder wounds, which are his favorite.

They’re pesky, and tiny but powerful, like Damian, — and Bruce casually walks up to him, tries lifting him by the armpits. One time? No go. Two times? No. The third time, he cracks his neck and does it.

Other times, Jason pretends to be asleep in the Batmobile so Bruce would carry him. Bruce forces himself not to mention Jason can’t sleep without his Wonder Woman bear.

#AUGH. Bruce is so mother to me I genuinely believe the batkids called him mama at least once #and he doesn’t mind it. it just makes him sad he couldn’t biologically give birth to them all. which is a very normal and same thing #bruce wayne #jason todd #batman #batdad #dc #dc comics #text post

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akanemnon · 2 months ago

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THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE (emotional damage that is)

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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hiveswap · 1 year ago

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#staff is fucking trash #all trust i had in them is gone #i should have known when i got banned after calling people out for treating ao3 volunteers being sent CSAM as fandom discourse #i only got unbanned because i complained on reddit and a staff member got in touch with me about it #he said it was a glitch #yeah right #ten thousand

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pokimoko · 5 months ago

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Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

#ask #art request #my art #art #superb fairywren #fairywren #penguin #little penguin #australian little penguin #fairy penguin #ace #asexual #ace pride #bird art #birds #queer art #pride art #digital art #pride month #lgbtqia+#lgbtq+#queer #critter series #you get two because i couldn't decide which one i wanted to do more so i decided just to do both because i love them both #and also once i realised the fairy name connection between them i couldn't not do them together #okay well technically they're officially called little penguins but i've always know them as fairy penguins #there is actually a lot of them in the state i live. i just haven't had the chance to spot any in the wild yet #but i did see them at the sydney aquarium once. they are such lil' cuties. big fan of penguins me.#as for fairywrens. well i see 'em all the time fluttering about. definitely one of my favourite types of birds #anyway that's enough about what i like. i hope *you* like them too bluesky :3

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vinestaff · 3 months ago

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sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

#pressure #pressure roblox #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #sebastian solace #pressure sebastian #sebastian pressure #roblox fanart #roblox art #lowkey wanted th e kys voiceline it hink thatd be funny #hey expendable :3 kill y #different hand gesture because i like projecting on creatures i find interesting. sebastian solace now ddoes whatever thats called #i dont like the angler light i might change that #does his motuh glow? I think i did taht wrong og my god #its ok. its ok #he also has those things taht frog hands have. idk what its called but im a little silly and put them on him #in all honesty he was fun to draw i may start doodling him slithering on my homework pages #Fuck i forgot to put that tiktok trade offer image. Thts literally him bro

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the-raindeer-king · 1 month ago

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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

That's how the saying goes. You never realized just how true it was until you started working as Captain John Price's assistant. It had started off innocently enough, bringing him a tea or coffee when he asked. Maybe scolding him whenever you found out he skipped lunch.

You had been baking brownies, trying out a new recipe, and you just needed someone to taste them (and maybe help you get rid of the batch if need be). So, you brought them to work, left them in a pretty box on Price's desk when you dropped off his coffee.

You certainly hadn't expected the rest of the task force to come around to your desk, begging to know why you didn't bring any for them. Turn out that not only did Price brag out your baking skills, he's refusing to share with the rest of the task force, despite the fact you had brought more than enough for all of them.

Looks like you're going to have to make more.

#based on my team at work #i made brownies for them back in march and now they're all asking me for more lol #men just loves sweets. idk what to tell you.#call of duty fic #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #gn! reader #price is totally taking you out to dinner after this. he's taking this as your subtle way of asking him out.#my writing

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palarien · 15 days ago

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sketched this out at jury duty actually

#i sat there for eight hours and wasn't called at ALL. even for selection >:(#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #i don't ship them that hard tbh #i just like to cheer for classic yaoi as i'm rewatching this series #yippeeeeeee love at first sudden-death mind game 🎉🎉🎉#edit: omg multiple ppl have pointed out the hand...#i've been wondering why it's getting so much attention but it's probs bc i over-rendered it since i was worried it looked bad LOL

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cthulhum · 4 months ago

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i lied theres no sex. were gonna sit down and watch supernatural while we analyze the way almost every character is queer coded especially dean

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #sam winchester #theyre all queer because i said so #at this point it feels so wrong to call deans queerness a headcanon like it so soo heavily implied its literally canon #sam however......#and if i said a character who has always felt like they dont belong and something is inherently wrong with them is heavy queercoding......#like wow thats Queer Experience literally #ALSO U KNOW WHAT IM SOOOOOO UPSET ABOUT OMG #like i LOVE LOVE LOVE when in dean and cas live together and claire and kaia come over and hang out im gonna cryyyyy #and they sooo shouldve done that in the show #anyway a queer show (real) for queer people (debatable)

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chloesimaginationthings · 20 hours ago

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Mike can’t handle Abby in the next FNAF movie..

#myart #chloesimagination #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 movie #lots of lil things are coming out about the second movie #just new actors casted plus dubiously related casting calls to fnaf etc #getting a real sense of what things may come up in the next film #like Abby actually going to school #I wonder if there will be a theme at all about how Mike isn’t prepared to see Abby grow up #that in his eyes she’s kinda forever his lil baby sister #and there’s like small conflict between them over that #I think it’s sweet but please don’t let these two argue too much 🩷🩵

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3