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shesmore-shoebill · 2 months

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

#smosh #smosh pit #tntl #shayne topp #zac oyama #tommy bowe #try not to laugh #dropout #smosh tntl 149 for anyone looking for the full video! since this took off :)#okay this broke containment noticeably so some additional context for anyone wondering #guy in trench is zac oyama. extremely funny comedian. he's on a streaming service called dropout. I advise looking up 'Make Some Noise' on #yt and watching the full episodes/compilations available for free there #He is in a youtube video with Smosh cast in an improv format they do called 'Try Not To Laugh'. Smosh cast folks are also very funny- a good #proportion of them at this point are also prifessional comedians. There are other Try Not To Laugh videos. a LOT of them. they can be #hit or miss but a lot of them are quite good (blind pairs or the musical episodes are all pretty good)#Smosh has multiple channels- this one is called Smosh Pit ajd also has other stuff they do. Challenge Pit is also quite funny. there is also #smosh games channel. smosh cast channel. and the main smosh channel #tbh i recommend looking up compilations of cast members to figure out what content you might find compelling but they make a pretty broad #spread of stuff at this point so odds are decent youll find something funny. esp if you already watch dropout :)#ok infodump over. glad ppl are having fun with this lol

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christadeguchi · 1 month

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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wandringbark · 4 months

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this is in no way an original thought but fuck the us healthcare system. fuck this shit to hell

#every single step of the way is complicated. you have to jump through so many hoops and every single hoop is confusing #not to mention every single hoop requires multiple phone calls because oftentimes the info online is INCORRECT?!#i can't find any resources for medicaid providers bc it's only available on the one official website #which i can't access bc they haven't officially accepted or denied me yet even though i applied IN JANUARY #but they have sooooo many links available for doctors to access.#so okay i call the hotline #they give me the names and numbers for some providers #i call all of them #none of them accept new patients with medicaid.#and that's not even to mention the shit i had to do to get to this point.#the thing is i finally finally got a job #so i'm kind of thinking like..... do i just wait until i can finally have 'real' insurance #but also eating any food more than a small snack disables me for the next hour and a half which is #obviously #interfering with my life.#so seeing a doctor about that asap would. you know. be nice.

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caputvulpinum · 1 year

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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hiveswap · 1 year

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#staff is fucking trash #all trust i had in them is gone #i should have known when i got banned after calling people out for treating ao3 volunteers being sent CSAM as fandom discourse #i only got unbanned because i complained on reddit and a staff member got in touch with me about it #he said it was a glitch #yeah right #ten thousand

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pokimoko · 3 months

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Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

#ask #art request #my art #art #superb fairywren #fairywren #penguin #little penguin #australian little penguin #fairy penguin #ace #asexual #ace pride #bird art #birds #queer art #pride art #digital art #pride month #lgbtqia+#lgbtq+#queer #critter series #you get two because i couldn't decide which one i wanted to do more so i decided just to do both because i love them both #and also once i realised the fairy name connection between them i couldn't not do them together #okay well technically they're officially called little penguins but i've always know them as fairy penguins #there is actually a lot of them in the state i live. i just haven't had the chance to spot any in the wild yet #but i did see them at the sydney aquarium once. they are such lil' cuties. big fan of penguins me.#as for fairywrens. well i see 'em all the time fluttering about. definitely one of my favourite types of birds #anyway that's enough about what i like. i hope *you* like them too bluesky :3

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cthulhum · 2 months

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i lied theres no sex. were gonna sit down and watch supernatural while we analyze the way almost every character is queer coded especially dean

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #sam winchester #theyre all queer because i said so #at this point it feels so wrong to call deans queerness a headcanon like it so soo heavily implied its literally canon #sam however......#and if i said a character who has always felt like they dont belong and something is inherently wrong with them is heavy queercoding......#like wow thats Queer Experience literally #ALSO U KNOW WHAT IM SOOOOOO UPSET ABOUT OMG #like i LOVE LOVE LOVE when in dean and cas live together and claire and kaia come over and hang out im gonna cryyyyy #and they sooo shouldve done that in the show #anyway a queer show (real) for queer people (debatable)

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twistcmyk · 5 months

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to commemorate 4/20 here’s one of my burnt hair stories

#calling them stories is generous #i just fuck up and burn it all the time #weed

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stil-lindigo · 1 year

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the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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all my other comics

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

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reineydraws · 6 months

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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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#mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #hawkeyes mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #incorrect one piece quotes #op fanart #i have accidentally signed up for too much to draw as lesurely as i have been lol soz 🙏#but i noticed my blog got taken off the mishanks tag's top blog list which clearly means i havent posted enough abt them recently LOL #comic #op comic #shanks: no u dont understand. he only calls me by my first name when he's feeling soft and he would never let anyone else touch his face #especially like that from behind! and first thing in the morning? anyone else would find themselves without a hand.#i call my angel all these lovely pet names and in return he lowers all his walls and i love him 🥰🥰🥰#(mihawk on the side is feeling extremely exposed lol)#(but also fond 🥰 he loves him back so much too!!!)

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hellenhighwater · 5 months

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Why does Malice look like a mob boss waiting to get out of prison so she can take revenge on everyone who wronged her?

#way of the househusband looking motherfucker #malice would make you concrete shoes and then try to curl up and take a nap inside them #sometimes we call the catio/aviary “the Big House” because i got all these crimminals in there

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knox-knocks · 7 months

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nicky and aaron: when andrew’s on his meds he’s unhinged, but you haven’t seen him when he’s sober! he’s so much worse

andrew off his meds: *has clinical depression*

nicky and aaron: he’s craaazy

#I can’t stop thinking about nicky saying andrew is soulless when he’s off his meds #and andrew’s just like. showing symptoms of severe depression and ptsd #like bestie…#when neil said is anyone else calls andrew soulless he’ll have to fight them #I get it neil. I get it #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #aftg #andreil #tfc #all for the game #the foxhole court

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wombywoo · 7 months

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retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

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nobleriver · 2 months

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The Doctor and River Song + Being A Besotted Old Married Couple

I’m all yours, Sweetie. Only River Song gets to call me that.

Bonus:

#doctor who #dwedit #timelordgifs #eleventh doctor #thirteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #river song #userparallels #usersource #tvedit #otpsource #userbbelcher #useroptional #usertelevision #userstream #doctorriver #elevenriver #twelveriver #matt smith #ok I’m done; I kept fidgeting with the coloring over and over #was driving me up a wall; but I’m happy to finally be done #I’ve been wanting to do a doctorriver + marriage gifset for weeks now #and it morphed into this; a compilation of all their little names and endearments for each other #a celebration of them being unapologetically married and in love with each other #these two #embracing and reminiscing over these stolen moments together as time closes in on them #also there was no way I was passing up David and ncuti in costume calling river their wife #consider me collapsed into a puddle #my besotted married OTP

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aroaceleovaldez · 8 months

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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

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elyfonart · 28 days

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First kisses ain't always easy...

#bc you cannot tell me either of them have kissed anyone before #no shame in that. unless youre these guys and are going to break each others noses accidentally #somebody call a doctor!#i think chopper gets to concerned he illustrates them both #a how to kiss manual #theyre so embarrassed but also stay up all night reading it secretly #zoro #sanji #zosan #sanzo #one piece #fanart #artists on Tumblr #ely's art

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