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Get a man who looks at you like this any given time of the day.
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Archangel Aziraphale and Archdemon Crowley 😌
A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st!
#good omens#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#I will level up every character I lay my hands on I can't help it#I blame my mmorpg history
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Luffy bites I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bonus:
Sanji could not stop his onslaught 😔
#I wanted to draw and then I didn't and then I did so I went and drew this. LOL#Here you go Sanlu nation this one's for YOU <3#One Piece#Sanlu#Lusan#Monkey D Luffy#Luffy#Sanji#Black Leg Sanji#Digital art#Art#Doodles#ALSO Luffy with sharp teeth?? Yes. YESSSS.#(Fuzzy I blame you for the sharp canines Luffy propaganda. What have you DONE to me /j)#Shima arts#shima-draws
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...I was payed negative 12 dollars to draw this
#I was debating on posting this but Alex Hirsch made that 'Gestating Bill' instagram story & frankly there'll never be a 'better' time 💀#apologies... tbf my very serious and real and cool and did I mention talented? annonymous commissioner did not ask me to draw keyhole#I'm placing the blame for that squarely on Ancharan and Stump for starting the billfordhole maddness- wh- Dont shake your heads at me- /j#cw mpreg#cw male pregnancy#cw pregnancy#tw pregnancy#CWs cause while this is a joke to me its still squicky. Remember to tag block! But if YOU do get something out of this drop me $ on kofi /j#billford#bill/ford#Billfordhole#mpreg#triangle bill cipher#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Bill Cipher#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Fanart#Artists on Tumblr#sighs...#my art
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ANYWAYS AHA...... NORMAL POST OF MY WARMUP PAGE!!!!......... WHAATTTT............
#I like the top right one hes crazy lookin#im going to pretend i didnt draw that and pretend it didnt happen and pretend the tags arent real#how silly and funny#leave for a month and thats what you get i guess but it was ssuPPOSED TO BE A JOKE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE BLAME LUKA (POINT) /J#spamton#deltarune
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Bdubs: sleeping, clock powers
Etho: “did that make you jump?”
Grian: watcher lore, person who knew all the powers
Martyn: listener lore & always listening in
Jimmy: normally no longer seen by this point in the series
Tango: flee with extra flee, decked out deepfrost citadel
Scar: wanted punching since the start, everything’s a rollercoaster & awful innuendo
BigB: Creaking
Gem: astrology? aware of traps and hard to kill
Impulse: cyberpunk teleportation? playing multiple sides?
Lizzie: ldSHADOWlady
Ren: ultimate theatre kid
Scott: sacrificial lamb? sneaky & always listening in
Joel: parkour!
Cleo: ZOMBIEcleo
Pearl: luna moth & fly me to the moon
some theories courtesy of @dredgesnails
#recently ive been very into pathologic body horror and minecraft#you know as you do#blame dredgesnails this is all absolutely their fault#wild life spoilers#wild life session seven#geminitay#smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#zombiecleo#impulsesv#bigbst4tz2#grian#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#tangotek#martyn inthelittlewood#rendog#trafficblr#traffic smp spoilers#life series spoilers#more than half the notes I’ve ever gotten on this blog are for my three (3) minecraft posts#im a serious blog goddamn it#I write shit#/j
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The lighting in the S1 1941 flashback is so painfully dark I was rewatching it on a 150% brightness and perhaps I am five years late, but how come I've never noticed that this

is how Aziraphale gazes at Crowley before the "little demonic miracle of my own"???
This is him before the love realisation, just after Aziraphale miracled them both safe from the bomb exploding on the church with the Nazis. No heartwarming acts of service yet — best to his knowledge, Crowley was only there for moral support, because he "didn't want him to get embarassed". And his gaze is— I don't know what to say. Like it would kill him to look away. So fond, so immersed, "oh God, there you are", like hundreds of years have passed, not decades since they saw each other last. Books? What books? What air raid, what war?
Arguably the best part of the scene happens literal seconds after. If you pay close attention to the whole shot, you'll spot the brown satchel on the side. Which Aziraphale would notice earlier too, if he could focus on anything other than Crowley.
#good omens#good omens 1941#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#good omens analysis#good omens meta#ineffable spouses#good omens s1#gos1#anthony j crowley#i'm going to be sick#michael sheen what if this is my last straw? what then?#i blame the eternal darkness of these shots that i've only noticed this now#aziraphale was there!! smitten gone so SO BAD for him!!!!! and he was the one who did all the hard bits!!#end me please#marcela talks
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Playing Yakuza 5 and it’s like:

#hate to be the guy to leave out shinada but if anyone is gonna get snacked on it’s gonna be shun#eat the rich (literally)#Suzuki is really going through it#and Haruka carrying the whole game on her shoulders#the Venn diagram of yakuza men who need to retake the gay quiz is a circle#but since I had to choose for Y5 it’s gotta be the twink in the too tight turtleneck#but I mean who can blame him#who WOULDN’T throw it all away for Saejima#talk about a five star man#missing dog lol#yakuza#rgg#yakuza 5#yakuza 5 spoilers#yakuza meme#yakuza shitpost#kiryu kazuma#saejima taiga#baba shigeki#akiyama shun#haruka sawamura#majima goro#j original
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Jane Austen did such an incredible job of creating a compelling and complicated hero, who—despite his initial atrocious behaviour towards the heroine—you can eventually view sympathetically because she so skilfully trod that fine line between writing an irredeemable asshole and writing a man who had never been called out on his bs and who ultimately needed to hear some home truths. Through her talent as a writer, she made Mr Darcy worthy of his redemption arc, as he wasn't a truly terrible or cruel man; not only that, she executed it perfectly because, while he improves his behaviour for the better, he doesn't change his fundamental traits so drastically as to be unrealistic...
... and she did all of this, only for Darcy to be largely thought of—by the general public—as a poor little 🥺socially🥺awkward🥺 cinnamon roll who was too shy to talk to his crush and inadvertently offended Elizabeth, rather than being viewed as the rude, haughty and conceited JERK he actually was.
I hate it here!!!!
#mr darcy#jane austen#pride and prejudice#text#fitzwilliam darcy#i mean im not naming it but we all know what's to blame for this...........#j** w***** you will pay for your crimes#for legal resons that's a joke#but thanks to him at any given moment i might encounter someone misrepresenting fundamental personality traits of one of my fave characters#being a p&p enjoyer online is truly a minefield#because mr darcy did not need a hug and some space#he needed a kick in the neck and a good shouting at#a thousand thank yous to elizabeth bennet for delivering one of those#i would gladly have delivered the other....#cora rants
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I love Cryptid Mikey! Love his design, especially the plants in his hair
What would Raph, Leo, and Donnie’s Cryptid designs be??
Raph would be very troll like, mostly sleeps during long period of time that can sometimes take years, only comes out when he's disturb or when his pack (his family) is in grave danger or when nature calls for him to ho someplace else. Lots of moss is growing on his shell because of it. So he is not seen often.
Leo became one with his sword, his odachi, and turn into a cursed weapon. Only someone willing to hold his odachi and make a contract with him would be able to "free" him, so he can take a physical form. He, the sword, is resting on Raph's shell, who, despite the pain, refuse to get him off. He's protecting him until they find a solution to free him.
Donnie would a full aquatic creature, very deadly and snaps easily, because he's constantly hungry. He needs to always stay hydrated, so he rarely leaves his waters. He would nest near Raph's resting place so he'll be around to guard him and Leo. He's also the only one of his brothers who can speaks. Slowly, Short and simple sentence.
Mikey helps Donnie a lot, thanks to his magic runestones put around the area, he made the place taboo and so convince them to stay away. Unfortunately, they would still have some curious peeps or monster hunters wandering in. He usually let Donnie deal with them
#fee ask#fee art#rottmnt au#cryptid Leo#cryptid raph#cryptid donnie#You kinda made me and my friends make a new au#I blame you/j#thank you#lol
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Earlier in the week, I was struck by a vision of Drone Tessa tearing through a chain with her teeth like J did in Episode 5, and J re-experiencing all seven stages of lesbian awakening being very normal about it.
There's a high-res version of this piece and some other fun bonus stuff on my Patreon if you want to check that out
#I blame add567 for the vision that produced this btw /silly#seriously thanks for inspiring me with your endless Tessaposting!!!#murder drones#murder drone fanart#serial designation j#j murder drones#serial designation j fanart#tessa james elliot#tessa murder drones#drone tessa#lesbian#happy pride#aza doodles
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good morning gang, I drew more girls.
#fanart#jessa#j x tessa#murder drones#tessa james elliot#serial designation j fanart#serial designation j#tessa elliot#please save me lesbians#look. if i were tessa. and there was a robot.#you really cant blame me for what would happen#girls like robots *shruggg*#murder drones tessa#wlw
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me, scared of needles and on my way to get a tattoo: I should listen to the new magnus protocol on the way there
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp spoilers#tmagp episode 6#jonathan sims pay my therapy bill#jonathan sims i blame you sir#jonathan sims#alexander j newall#tmagp episode 2#tmagp 2#tmagp 6
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Love the new cookies from the crk yuri update
#in my cookie run era rn#i blame my sibling and (partially) the beasts for getting me into the game again (/j)#wooly draws stuff#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#cr kingdom fanart#crk#crk fanart#crk wedding update#crk black forest cookie#black forest cookie#crk wedding cake cookie#wedding cake cookie#also wedding cake cookie i love you but i swear to fucking god if i see your face one more time in the cake shop-#-i'm using you as one of the cake toppers
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So antis harassed Juniper books so much they removed the whole bit about ACOTAR from that article.
Stay classy and “sooooooo unbothered” guys, like the time you stalked an article writer and put her down for not writing about your ship.
Edit: Okay, I've been arguing with ya'll for two hours in these comments and I'm now burnt out and over it won't be responding. Ya'll can keep commenting if you want but it goes to show ya'll don't put your money where your mouth is. The next time ya'll write manifestos on toxic Elriels, hold up the mirror and take a good hard look. Now go back to your blogs and talk about how shitty and toxic Elriels are and how your crackship is DEFINITELY happening. See ya'll for the next crash out when another article pops up or the announcement happens.
#i thought articles didn’t matter#it won’t change anything#you what? i am tagging Gwynriel and elucien#you guys are losers#first the emojis now this?#where are y’all gonna call out this toxic behavior like you blame Elriels for?#elriel#sjm#acotar#sarah j maas#anti elucien#anti gywnriel#elain archeron#azriel#Gwynriel#elucien
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I can't believe I drew Gametoon Catnap and Hoppy...
Where have I gone with my life...
#art thing#my art#poppy playtime#smiling critters#hoppy hopscotch#catnap#gametoons#gametoons catnap#gametoons hoppy#why did no one stop me#i blame the critter server#they did this to me#they made me this monster/j#anyway I actually love him#tempted to make a side blog for these two maybe a collab blog cause im too lazy to do anyone but catnap and hoppy
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