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housecow · 7 months ago

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the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

#by my roommate #every time j bring smthn up she’s like ‘oh??? that’s crazy??? wow’#snd she’s a bad liar but i’m such a pushover bc #i have had the fridge so filled with food i look like such a pig i can’t blame her #it’s FINE #but how cute. i wanna start sleep eating 🥺#funnel me in my sleep? make me confused as to how i’m gaining so fast?#i wanna ask someone why i’m having such a hard time moving around when im not eating a lot more #cuddle up to me n change the subject if i bring up how fast we ran out of heavy cream this time #<3 #talk #ask #does this count for that tag?#what if my feeder gaslit me. in a cute sexy oh u cow kind of way #i swear the funnel moves after each night and i wake so full but obviously im just forgetting where we put it each day #it’s getting hard to fit through the doorway #obviously i’ve just been lazier than normal. no way im getting that fat #we knew i’d have mobility problems but so early on? i just need to get out #it’s not because he’s started to pump more calories into me anyway he can

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sea-salted-wolverine · 29 days ago

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

#adventures of my sharp and fluffy roommate #wolverine warbles

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boyplushie · 7 months ago

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going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

#jem rambles #^ ghost written by my roommate. hi roommate

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eikotheblue · 11 months ago

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California girls we're unaccountable

#poasting #this is a remake of my roommate's very funny poast #who is tired of the attention and wants it to go elsewhere #lucky for her i love the stuff :3

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iniro · 6 months ago

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bgs are hard but at least this makes it easier T_T

#myart #backgrounds #illustration #art tips #sims 4 #reels #oc #demonic roommate #tfw i forgot i could post videos here so here's a reel from my ig

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

#bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim #my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me #my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun #can’t wait til tomorrow hehe

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samglyph · 1 year ago

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Very important to have friends who enjoy media you don’t personally enjoy, both because having friends with varying interests can help you understand why someone might enjoy something even if it’s not your cup of tea which can help build empathy skills and also because there’s nothing more fun then being able to explain the plots of your respective obsessions to each other and have the other respond with “what the fuck”

#I miss my roommate Maddie this was prompted by your dr theory posting #idk what the fuck is going on but I appreciate it #text

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honingjongen · 2 months ago

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Gotta give it to Reynolds for being able to make a 2 hour long gay slow burn enemies to lovers romcom

#deadpool and wolverine #hugh jackman #ryan reynolds #deadpool #wolverine #deadpoolwolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #marvel #queer #boyfriends #and they were lovers #oh my god they were roommates #worst wolverine #deadpool 3

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nortedwayfinder · 3 months ago

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Team Dark meets Classic Tails

I've made so many of these I'm linking them together now [First Page] [Next]

This one was inspired by @/The_ExtraRare on Twitter:

#my art #sonic fanart #sth #sonic x shadow generations #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #team dark #shadow tails friendship supremacy #rouge the bat #e 123 omega #team dark being roommates

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notherpuppet · 9 months ago

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Comfort character doodles

#hazbin hotel fanart #drew this around my roommate and she was like: aw so cute what’s he like #me: 👁️👄👁️#me: he likes coffee and jazz amongst other things #alastor #my doods

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scragon · 9 months ago

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Bikes are cool

#my art #roommates

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captainmaxatx · 3 months ago

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#deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #blind al #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #sorry for the shitty Wolverine mask #I did the editing on my iPhone in the photos app #I’m happy with how the Deadpool mask came out tho #I just saw blind roommate #and felt like I had to make this #who is giving wolverine his tummy rubs tho #deadclaws

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samaraxmorgan · 2 months ago

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Your roommate Sukuna can’t stop staring at your lips. It’s not his fault, he’s never seen you wear lipstick before and now all of a sudden you have this glossy red sheen drawing his eyes to you.

He caught you leaning towards the mirror, mouth open in a small oh as you slowly glided the red gloss over your plush lips, and he just about froze in his tracks. Your eyes lazily half lidded as you focused all your attention onto getting perfectly straight lines, completely zoned in and not even noticing him behind you watching your reflection in awe. And god help him when you smacked your lips together, tacky tinted gloss stringing your top and bottom lips together for hardly a second before snapping away.

And now you’re sitting across from him on the couch, nonchalantly picking at your nails while you tell him… what were you telling him about again? It’s hard to focus when the only thing on his mind is how pretty you look in red. You pucker your lips and push them up underneath your nose, and when you offhandedly mention your lipgloss smelling like cherries he fears he might just faint.

Does it taste like cherries too? Sukuna wants nothing more than to glide his tongue over your lips and find out. To feel your lips stick to his own when he presses them into you, leaving a tacky cherry residue for him to swipe his tongue over. For you to leave a sticky red tinted trail from his mouth to his tattooed jaw. To have that pretty gloss that you carefully perfected end up smudged on the corners of your mouth, swollen red lips wrapped around his-

“Sukuna! You’re not even listening are you?”

He blinks in surprise, his eyes shooting up to meet your narrowed ones, “Huh?”

“I’ll be at work so you’ll need to let the guys in to fix the water heater,” You lean forward and annunciate each syllable with a gentle smack to his chest, “Don’t! For-get! I’m so sick of taking cold showers.”

A cold shower seems to be exactly what Sukuna needs right now.

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