#i blame it on the hormones
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Under The Mistletoe
pairing; Zenin Naoya x Reader
a/n; didn’t proofread, also i have no clue what this is
word count; 900ish words
It was a weird atmosphere. You were wondering who thought it would be a good idea to put the servants together with the rest of the clan for a Christmas party. It was the Zen’in clan after all, this was bound to end in a disaster.
The feel was far from happy, cheery or festive. Christmas music was silently playing in the background, but no one seemed to pay any attention to it. Of course not, the Zen’ins were all too preoccupied with throwing thinly veiled aggressive gazes at the servants who dared mingle with them. Unsurprisingly a lot of those have claimed to be sick on this day. You were sure they were having a clandestine Christmas party in their quarters for themselves. It was such a shame, because the room itself looked nice. Whoever put up all the decorations clearly put all their heart into it. A colourful decorated Christmas tree was standing proudly in a corner; there were pine garlands on every surface, fairy lights and candles. It even smelt faintly of cookies.
Then again, in the end it all came down to whom you are celebrating Christmas with, and the Zen’ins clearly were not a fun people. Naobito had obviously had too much to drink already, gawking at every female that came to close to him, family or not. Megumi was moping in a corner, phone in hand, typing away on it with a scowl on his face. The twins next to him, looking as annoyed as can be. The rest of the family was all over the room with various drinks in hand. No one was enjoying this it seems and no one wanted to get through this evening sober. And neither did you, so you raised your mug of mulled wine to your lips. Nothing got you into a festive spirit quicker, than alcohol on an empty stomach.
“I can’t believe we are here. The others are probably having fun in their quarters. Remind me, why we decided to not fake sick?” one of your colleagues asks you.
“No idea.” You lie immediately. There was a very good reason for you to be here. Or a very handsome one at least. To your disappointment, he was not here yet. “I feel ridiculous in this.”
You gesture down at your dress. Like all the others, you have put in some effort to look pretty for this special occasion. Sadly, the atmosphere and the glances you were getting were making it very clear, that to the Zen’ins you would always be a servant, no matter what you are wearing. Sighing you let your eyes roam over your friends dress. “You look stunning… if only there was someone here to appreciate it. Besides Naobito.” you grimace and then wink at your friend.
The evening goes on and still the person you wanted to see the most wasn’t showing up. It wasn’t surprising, really, Naoya hated these kind of gatherings. You know that. He hates most things and persons, so it only makes sense that he skipped the evening as well.
“I don’t think he will come.” Your friend shrugs and points to the clock. “We might as well take our leave. Chances are he came from a mission and went straight to his rooms.”
“I don’t know who you’re talking about.” The air suddenly felt too sticky, the room too small. You didn’t think someone noticed you ogling Naoya, obviously you were wrong. You knew it was stupid. He was the worst of them all. But he was also handsome. And in fact, he never treated you unfairly when your services were required in his rooms. Unlike Jinichi or Naobito, who both have already touched you inadequately. You can feel your friends eyes on you, not buying anything you just said.
“Maybe you’re right, we should leave…” you say as you turn around and immediately stumble back as you run into something. Or someone. You want to apologize, but you are so dumbfounded at standing in front of the person who you’ve secretly wished to see all evening, that all you can do is stare. Naoya stands in front of you, his hand rubbing the place on his chest you collided with, his cool eyes focussed on your face.
“I’m.. I’m sorry.” You finally manage after the initial shock lessens. “I didn’t…”
Your sentence is interrupted by a shocked gleeful gasp from your friend next to you.
“The mistletoe. You’re standing under the mistletoe!” she cries with a shit-eating grin on her face. As you lift your eyes, you see that she is right. Someone indeed did hang a mistletoe, and you and Naoya were indeed standing right beneath it. You gulp, lifting your eyes up to look at him again when you feel his warm hand on your face. Gentle. He’s so gentle as he curls his fingers around your face and lifts your chin up, leaning down to you, just before his lips press against yours in the softest of touches. It should only be a quick peck. Just a simple quick kiss because tradition requires it if you stand beneath the mistletoe. But Naoya doesn’t make it quick. It is unhurried and his lips move against yours, softly but firmly before he breaks away.
“You look very pretty tonight.” He says, brushing his finger over you cheek again, before turning around and joining the rest of his family, leaving you staring after him dumbfounded and with a bunch of butterflies in your stomach.
#jjk x reader#zenin naoya#naoya x reader#naoya zenin#jujutsu kaisen x reader#i simply wrote this down yesterday#i blame it on the hormones#underthemistletoefic
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i know it’s kinda sad that none of the top six wanted to room with rin and while i do feel bad for him i can’t even blame the others for it 😭 like yukimiya shidou and karasu (and otoya in a month or so i believe) are all old enough to vote, take out loans, get married, and rent property LMAOAOA if i were them i wouldn’t want to room with some fuckass bossy rude kid in his first year of high school (sorry rin fans but that’s the vibe he gives off in verse i’m p sure) that’s basically glorified babysitting but instead of getting paid they just have ego watching them at all times 😓
#meanwhile nagi just has like personal beef w him#but yeah anyways just remember yukimiya karasu and shidou are all older than sae#they are NOT taking rin seriously 😭#i bet they blame everything he does on puberty hormones…yukimiya has to give him the talk about not letting testosterone take over or wtvr#itoshi rin#shidou ryusei#nagi seishiro#yukimiya kenyu#karasu tabito#otoya eita#bllk#m’s thoughts
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I had the time of my life
Fighting dragons
With you
Nobody ask me why I did this (because I have no fucking idea either)
#joe biden#kamala harris#vote kamala#kamala 2024#vote harris#harris walz 2024#president biden#biden harris#swifties for harris#taylor swift#long live#can I blame crying on pregnancy hormones even though I don't have a uterus?#dnc 2024#dnc#joe biden dnc#i seriously have no fucking clue why his speech made me start crying#and i have nothing to blame it on either#this is stupid
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satoru cries over every little thing his baby does. his eyes water when they clasp their tiny hand around his pinky. he sniffles when he listens to the newborn squeaks and hiccups. sheds a tear when his baby leaves those big open mouth kisses on his cheek, or tries to gnaw at the tip of his nose. such a precious thing trying to make sense of this big world, with the only understanding of the love they have for you and their father. and satoru loves, loves being a dad.
#ughhhh blame my hormones for this!!#he’s so 😔💕✨✨#I can’t get the images of them interacting out of my head!#gojo fluff#gojo headcanons#gojo hc
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It's currently nov 1st here so I'm happy ( and a bit sad) to say that Octobie is done and is such a major success!! The whole month felt like atsv was first released back then!
Thank you all so much for participating, whether it's by making Hobie fanarts, fics, headcanons, banners and everything under the sun, I thank you for making this event possible and much more memorable!!! I'd also like to thank the people who interacted with those Hobie works! We couldn't have done it without your reblogs and much needed support ❤️
I'm incredibly proud to be a part of a very talented fandom!! See you next year for Octobie'25! ��🎉
(As always, the octobie masterlist is in my nav and if you haven't finished an octobie work in time, you can still submit it if you want! It's better late than never!)
#octobie#katy mumbles#sorry for being a sap i blame my hormones#hobie brown#octobie'24#hobie october event
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help i cant stop sketching these two cornballs
#i blame my hormones#one piece#luffy#monkey d. luffy#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart#zoro#zolu#lozu
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ur tags are so hilarious i love the laughter keyboard smash so much 😭😭😭 never change! but that’s not what i came here for. i visited you bc i so desperately want to talk about hoshina from kaiju no.8 bc i’m nearly incomprehensible. i just caught up anddddd…….i had to brace myself. he is sooooo giving brat tamer, maybe even hard dom, lotssss of sadist energy but i also love how unserious he is pls my toes are curling
LMFOAKALALALA RIGHT 😭 HOSHINA BRO DONT GET ME STARTEDJAKALALALAA HES SO BRAT TAMER STFU STFUSTFU💓 SADIST ENETGY IS SO REAL BRO HIM IN THE MANGA IS EVEN HOTTER ..
#IM NUTTING#💓💓💓#LMFOAJLALALAAAAAAJAJAA#HES SO FUCKIGNNHOT#BROOOAOAOALALALA im tryna ride so hard#its ovulation week dont blame me brotha its the hor#HORMONES#👹👹#nyways#I FUCKING LOVE U#KSKALALA UR SO REAL#MAY THE HOSHINA CRUMBS KEEP OUR TIPS STICKY FOREVERR N ALWAYS AMEN 🤞🏼#[‹ moshi : moshi? ›]#soshiro hoshina#kaiju no. 8
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Khonshu and Pregnant!SO and Dad!Khonshu thots got my brain in a chokehold today
Like
I just keep imagining him holding his wee lil baby like they're the most fragile thing in the universe
But also he's the kinda dad to carry them like a football if they like it
(The boys always have heart attacks at the last one?? Because the baby just looks so small and fragile in Khonshu's arms??)
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People be saying "minors dni" and then interact with stuff that was so painfully obviously written by a fourteen year old that came straight from wattpad smh
#i don't get it#hypocrites#like why you reblogging a post with y/n with icy blue orbs??#“she threw her hair into a messy bun and let out a sigh while biting her lip” do you think an adult wrote that#like i don't blame the teens for writing it they're just hormonal kids#but the adults shouldn't interact with smut written by minors ESPECIALLY if they themselves have a “minors dni” in their bio/pinned post#cod fic writers I'm looking at you#call of duty mw3#call of duty#simon ghost riley#smut#fanfic#minors dni#baldur's gate 3#resident evil#leon kennedy#astarion#ghost x reader#leon x reader#astarion x reader
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Listen, If 16 year old me, who was obsessed with skinny emo boys that were so thin their veins bulged out of their arms, knew that this is what I found attractive on a carnal level now, she would have a brain aneurysm
#mike stoklasa#listen I don’t understand why but I’m just going to blame it on hormones or something idk#rlmblr#ao3 has given me brain rot is2g#if any of my irl friends read this I’m so fucking sorry#I’m not even going to tag any other rlm tags
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...do you all ever get sick of me talking about AUs
#rambles from the floor#most of what I post these days is AUs...#and not a lot else#it’s just niche stuff mostly#it’s insecurity hours#sorry#I blame hormones
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a summary of how my day is going
#and it's only 10:00!#everything is too loud#(my most annoying coworker brought her new PUPPY to the office. it is a very loud puppy.)#(I am an authoritarian freak who absolutely does not support pets in the workplace)#(now she's vacuuming. in the middle of the work day.)#people are too obnoxious#I keep getting interrupted#my Symptoms are present#my earplugs are in#I am acknowledging the issue and have warned the people I care about#one of whom tried to be supportive by telling me Something Is Happening astrologically#girlfriend it's the hormones I'm not copping out by blaming planetary alignment#(fortunately I have leftover soup and cornbread for lunch)
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Aaaand the Nice guy™ on probation is down the line!
#my art#soul eater#se#fanart#ox ford#soul eater Ox#SE ox ford#the man! the legend!#the absolute moron and living proof that good grades don't equal high intelligence-#I still adore this worm tho#like a LOT lot!!#again I have a weakness for lance wielders since early childhood and I fully blame a blue lion in final fantasy for that :')#Ox had a lot of growth tho and I hate that people don't see it and still bash him for being an hormonal teenager#like he actually slowly gets over his aggresive unwanted pda and backs off from kim a good chunk like..#sure he DOES still have feelings which is realistic for someone who liked her from day 1 seemingly but it's so much more tame#also god forbid he actually might learn thar she's a lesbian and into Jackie sldbdls#Chalk doing her dumbass rambles to herself again-
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another scrapTM anyone??? had an urge to draw dad vik because HHMMMMM :((((( the feeels :((
#viktor arcane#viktor arcane fanart#arcane fanart#i blame my hormones🤧#but come onnn☹️❤️#i wuv him your honour☹️
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i blame everything that's currently wrong with my life on august and capitalism
#fuck you august#fuck you capitalism#gender dysphoria? capitalsm#can't go on hormones? august#no dead boy detectives season two? august and also capitalism#i don't even care that it's not august anymore#everything has gone downhill since august so i blame august#mxpotatoposts
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Soon it will be spring and when the pollen allergy starts kicking in I can blame that for spontaneously welling up whenevrr I think about bdoubleo100
#I can't keep blaming the hormones......they're supposed to stop me from crying so easily#halvedblab
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