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can't stop thinking about jay w his chubby girl who SWEARS she can take control in bed
straddling his lap, doing her best to ride him as she's cooing praise down at him
and obviously he's super turned on bc omg his girl is on top of him looking so hot and she's saying all these things, but he also knows she's subby as hell
and he can't help the smug smile that spreads over his face when she gives up, whining for him to help, and relishes in grabbing her hips, raising and lowering her on him effortlessly as he speaks to her in a mix of condescension and adoration
like all 'what happened to my brave girl, huh? you need my help, pretty girl?'
kill me!!!!
i feel like i did a line after reading this omfg
i, like many-a-friend, am of the mind that jason likes being in control and doesn’t like subbing… but he thinks this is a fun little game. one too many teases about how subby you are and you whine, say that “you could dom if you really wanted to”.
jason loves a challenge. so he lets you have your moment. he lets you “take charge” just so he can knock you down again. when you’re on top, hand pressing against his chest to “hold him down” he almost laughs at you. jason’s not one to complain about you being on top, but god… this is pathetic. he plays along, letting you call him a good boy and all that.
jason knows you like the back of his hand. he can feel your thighs twitch, see your chest heave a little harder. isn’t much longer until your act slips up and there’s a little pout on your face.
“y’tired?” he teases, shooting you a half smirk when you shake your head. “so good at this, aren’t you?” you swat at his chest. its clear he’s teasing you. “i can do it…” you whine, and his hands catch your hips right as they rise up, slamming them right back down. a loud whine slips from you when he moves you, almost forgetting the bet you placed with him.
playing with his damn food is what hes doing. “sure y’can.” his hands retract back above his head, where you were holding them earlier. you grind your hips, eyes fluttering shut. it felt good, yeah, but the way he moves you around like a toy felt better. you let out a quiet huff. “jay?” he hums. “will you-”
greedy bastard doesn’t even let you finish. “with pleasure, sweetheart.” he’s got his hands on your hips, jackhammering you down on him faster than you can even think. “poor baby… should just let me have taken care’a’you.”
he’s wringing pretty little moans out of you, smug as hell. his hands wrap around your hair and tug gently. “gonna try this shit again, pretty?” when there’s no response he tugs harder. “no! y’win… y-fuck- you win!”
he groans, like that was the hottest thing youve ever said, and squishes your cheeks together to force you to look at him. “atta-fuckin’-girl.”
#— bambi chats#— bambi posting#jason todd#red hood#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine#idk what just possessed me#my apologies#jason todd smut#red hood smut#i blacked out and this was born#ANYWAYS JASON TODD IS AN EVIL EVIL MAN
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr textpost#hsr memes#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail meme#boothill#hsr boothill#argenti#hsr argenti#sunday#hsr sunday#aventurine#hsr aventurine#black swan#hsr black swan#argenhill#boothill x argenti#i love their 'guns n' roses' ship name a whole lot but im not trying to unintentionally put this in the actual band's tag lmao#i dont have a good concise title for this one its just like. 50% Boothill and 50% my other fav hsr men. thats it thats the theme#also. dont fuckign come at me like 'but the 6th one isn't accurate! he wasn't born in a test tube!!' listen. i know.#he was found abandoned in the snow or smthn idk i haven't dug into his lore leaks yet but i Know. the first half isnt all that accurate#but the overall vibes of it are funny enough to me that i had to make it anyways. let's all just learn to suspend our disbelief a bit#for the sake of laughs. also also. hopefully it goes w/o saying but if something ever lacks a source it's bc i found it like that#i always leave the op's handles even if they dont fit the characters but sometimes the posts i find have already had them cropped out#which irks me bc i Try to be a stickler for giving credit. but anyways. enough overthinking the making of these silly memes#also. some of these are prob a bit more accurate only if you've seen some of Boothill's voiceline and message leaks but eh its fine
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A few of the photos from the Paul and India interview in this month’s DWM, plus a couple of snippets:
#i’m not going to post the whole thing because mags need sales to survive#but these two#i want more charley alone with the doctor#they work together so well they don’t need gooseberries like audacity#paul mcgann#india fisher#doctor who#eighth doctor#8th doctor#charley pollard#big finish#the stuff of legend live#doctor who magazine#i do wish they’d given us more from the photoshoot#but what we’ve got is great#though the lighting in that second photo makes it look as though paul has a black eye#i removed the text from the first one#“audio casual”#“define ‘had’”#i would have loved to watch this interview#but once again i want to yell from the rooftops that charley is not edwardian!!#edward vii had been dead for two years when she was born#it still bugs the hell out of me that they refer to her as edwardian#and as she’s from 1930 india would have looked a bit out of place in an edwardian outfit#a flapper dress or something would have been a bit more appropriate#and it wouldn’t have rustled so much#anyway
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ep 43 had me tearing up in a fucking shopping centre ‼️‼️
b+w alt version that I truly couldn't decide if I liked it more . Also I included a lot of thoughts in the tags but they're somewhat incoherent<3
#i dont know what i expected but i was waiting for a friend and too excited to wait until later#malevolent podcast#john doe#john doe malevolent#john malevolent#malevolent fanart#grimm art#ep 43#ep 43 left me with a lot of thoughts ... i didnt quite like how much of a recap it felt like at times but that might#be because ive been relistening and like yeah everyone knows that john 🙄 but that's not the case for everyone and with monthly uploads#things get forgotten easily#i find the discussion of “humanity” so interesting because John has shown that without someone that he has forcibly grown to value as an#equal... something he cannot do as the king of yellow as he is superior to all of his realm and presumably stays out of other elder god's#anyway. without that equality and enviroment to grow he fails to reach his goal of compassion and falls onto old ways.#John. The King in Yellow. shown by both times each has found themselves in human form do not just crave power and influence!!!#THEY CRAVE COMMUNITY!!! an endrich being not born or raised with nothing but power and ego#CRAVES COMMUNITY.#His goal of “humanity” is not a selfless goal like John projects - it is ultimately somewhat selfish as he does not want to be alone!!#which makes this desire so much more human#i don't know maybe this is just me spelling out whats already there but the way john and the witch argued about humanity frustrated me#it felt like they were missing the point or that perhaps the “good/evil” “black/white” retoric was already realised by me and john needed#realise it himself . which is fair !!!#i dont know!!!!#the witch was talking about how bad everyone was and how humanity is cruel and john was talking about Lily (#who also frustrates me how shes used in the plot somewhat she was literally just a nurse doing her job bro#) but to John - yes internally he is struggling with his moral greyness and im so proud of him for growing being himself SO PROUD#JUST.!!! he wants community. he needs community. he loves his friend. 'humanity' at its core does not matter as long as you try to be bette#and i think thats awesome and i really enjoyed the episode#guhh im rambling enjoy my tag rambling i dont know i want john to have more friends :(#yorrick can be another friend godd i love you yorrick so silly
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anybody else ever think about how knuckles and shadow are both the last of their kind but how they ended up in that situation and their feelings surrounding it are completely different. idk i just think its interesting
#knuckles just being born into that situation and shadow wiping out the rest of his species himself .............................#and by shadow being the last of his kind i mean that hes the last surviving member of the black arms#not that hes the last hedgehog. obviously hes not the last hedgehog . sonic and amy and silver are right there#before anyone goes ''Ummm black doom is alive actually havent you seen the sxs generations trailer/description''#hes probably there through time travel shenanigans since shadow's part of the story still takes place during generations#so im just gonna assume that hes still dead. unless the game comes out and shows that he isnt
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Based on this: https://youtu.be/83UASUR5RWU?si=OTHaNcvwheHFDWIM
Bruce: Jason, who’s your favourite Justice League member?
Jason: Wonder Woman, easy
Bruce: Male league member?
Jason: Green Lantern
Dick, catching on: What about one with man in his name
Jason: Superman
Bruce: Doesn’t dress in blue
Jason: Aquaman
Dick: Not an Atlantean
Jason: Deadman
Bruce: No Justice League Dark members
Jason: Plastic Man
Dick: One that has an animal theme?
Jason: Hawkman
Bruce, exasperated: Wears black.
Jason: Nobody comes to mind. Then again, it’s been a while since I’ve seen the updated roster, yknow- with the whole busy crimelord and dying thing.
Bruce: Fine. Favourite Justice League member standing in this very room. Right now.
Jason: Oh! Nightwing.
Bruce: He doesn’t fit all the previous requirements-
Jason, shrugging: Well will you look at that, I guess you’re right. Whoops.
Tim, chiming in: Technically, he fits all of the previous criteria if we count only his Batman days.
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#fivesays#this was born out of me finding out how many justice league members there are#and realizing how many of them are (blank)man#Almost added hourman since he wears black but I know very little about him#jason todd#batman#bruce wayne#red hood#nightwing#dick grayson#batfam#I don’t know if Jason has interacted with all these JL members but I don’t care let me have my fun#if this doesn’t work with the timeline we politely ignore that fact#Youtube
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the way i need ghost to be crucified, need his ankles bound in rough twine, wrists tied to the cross, blood dripping down his face from his crown of thorns as nails are driven into his palms
“simon riley, the patron saint of the betrayed and the lost”
#someone said martyr ghost and i blacked out#simon riley. the man who crawled out of his own grave to be born again#my favourite ghost hc is he has scars around his wrists and ankles from all the times hes been restrained and im manifesting that here#small scars around his head from the crown of thorns#circular scars in his palms from the nails#all this meeting ex catholic soap are you kidding me#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#john soap mactavish#soap cod#save post
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fav skz // He's a natural blonde.
#lee felix#stray kids#bystay#skzedit#skz gifs#skz#stray kids gifs#createskz#jesskz#felix edit#staydaily#fav skz#he gets it. like yes dark hair is growing out of my scalp. but regardless- we're natural blondes okay#i was born blonde and was blonde as a kid and then dyed my hair black/brown/every colour under the sun and when i finally let it#grow out it was dark brown and i was like ??? huh wasnt i blonde ?? lmao
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Pandora the type of person to give you her brutally honest opinion on you, but only the nice ones.
Barty is the type of person to give you his brutality honest opinions on you, but only the mean ones.
Evan the type of person to never give you his honest opinion.
Regulus the type of person to never have a specific opinion on you, he hates everyone equally.
Dorcas the type of person to be brutally honest but in a way that shapes your character for the better.
#I am convinced that out of the five Dorcas is the only one who’s fucking normal#she’s also the only muggle born#so yeah checks out#the marauders#dead gay wizards#the serpents#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#regulus black#pandora rosier#dorcas meadowes
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@sanusoweek sanuso week day 4 : reality tv (...click 4 quality 😞)
#THIS ONE WS SO DUMB 😭😭😭🙏🙏#bean has influenced me. i now permanently believe they are THE most dramatic couple to grace the planet#sanuso#this was fun lowkey#ID DO ANYTHING OVER HANAHAKI. I DONT WANNA MAKE DEM SAD.#im gonna cook w tomorrows prompt#geeheehee.#one piece#op#usopp#black leg sanji#theyre so funny. i hate dem.#they my faves til i die!#art#fanart#one of my friends said one time#fake ppl scared to be corny. but real ones were born on the cob.#artists on tumblr#sanuso week bringinf out my inner dork#small artist#one piece fanart#lol.#fujidraws#sanusoweek#sanuso week
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Can you imagine being he xuan after the events of the final book and seeing that one guy that your boyfrienemy made great friends with, who also happens to be that other guy’s 800 year long crush who he’ll murder anyone who looks at him wrong, defeat the literal god of gods, the heavenly emperor himself, and prove that he is in fact deserving of the title number one in the three realms? Thanking every deity and twist of fate out there that he’s down so bad for your evil colleague that he understands to let you do your business and honestly doesn't blame you for it instead of exterminating you on the spot, which you just found out he was fully capable of doing this whole time, even more so than your evil colleague, he’s just not that kind of guy. This man figured out the whole puzzle so damn quick, instantly knew he was the suspicious one, was so close to blowing his cover at so many instances. If things went haywire enough back then….let’s just say legendary ghost king Black Water Demon Xuan has a few extra incense sticks to spare for his highness anymore…
#i just imagine him hearing the news and suddenly getting flashbacks like shit that was a fucking close one. god damn#I also do enjoy the symbiotic ghost king dynamic born from the mutual sentiment of#“I dont know how much power or crazy this guy has and im not trying to fuck around or find out”#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#black water sinking ships#he xuan#xie lian#black water arc#tgcf spoilers#black water did nothing wrong
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NORA (Noora) • ROKO (William)
26.03.2008 • 21.07.2006
instagram: nora.klaric.selem • roko.maric1
tiktok: nora.klaric.selem • roko.maric1
#SRAM#new Noorhelm just dropped#almost blacked out when I read the year they were born but let’s go#skam#noorhelm#Skam remakes#SKAM CROATIA#♋️ William & ♈️ Noora hmmm#he’s practically a ♌️ cusp tho#which fits#allofskam#Roko Maric#Nora x Roko#Nora Klarić Šelem
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The fact that an evil witch who feeds little girls to a snake and tortured ghosts created a gay boy whose only interests are astrology and a dead Edwardian detective out of a crow will never not be funny to me
#like he was born (as a human) and immidietly went for star signs#dead boy detectives#monty yhe crow#also ngl hes kinda sirius black coded#by looks i mean#and i kinda thought the swing scene would of been rlly romantic if it worked out#esther: now i have a evil sidekick to do all the dirty work!#the evil sidekick: a twink#sorry 😭#tbf tho he did choose a good hobby gere#poor edwin tho hes just surrounded by animals 😭#(thats a reasom to prove edwin is a disney princess :))#hehe
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kuron voice do i look like i was born yesterday
#no. he was born AT LEAST a month ago#kuron vld#vld kuron#clone shiro#vld#my art#a few hours ago i uh. was overcome by the sudden urge to draw him w a bit more effort than usual...... this is the result:]#guess this doubles as perspective practice? dunno#im not sure whether or not this is wonky bc ive been staring at it for too long#anyway im pretty proud of how this turned out!!!! i am starting to notice a pattern in what lighing i choose#for literally every of my kuron pieces lol.#.its purple .just a shit ton of purple and also black. thats it thats all i can think of for him. some pinks in there too ig#not many ppl know this but he actually wasnt made to infiltrate voltron! his life mission is just to stand menacingly in dark rooms
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My post about Anya is making like a little ruckus on Twitter and I think it’s crazy how many people like have a problem with it.
Like you don’t have to agree with how I characterize Anya and her actions but it’s more like, why are you focused on only one aspect of her character? Why are you removing nuance from the situation? I don’t see it as giving Curly the benefit of the doubt when it comes to doing better for Anya, but as exploring his character and hers relationship with a the very little authentic facts we get about them. In truth, there’s a lot more I wish Curly did, even if it wasn’t pragmatic but I realize the issue there.
The first psychological horror game in a while that’s real intricate in its storytelling and makes you need to really need to address the morality of intentions and its already getting torn asunder smh 😔
#I don’t know if it’s the case of people who hate curly and think he should’ve just killed Jimmy won’t accept anything else#but I really am trying to get the idea that they were stuck for over a year in space together on a ship barely kept together with wildly#different and conflicting personalities who also got more hostile because they know they are going home to unemployment#it sounds heartless to say and he should have prioritized her more but in his head that’s not the only thing he has to manage and he has to#fit the necessary actions to take in his head with all that including his perception of them as a friend vs as a boss#idk I just don’t believe Curly was comforting Jimmy with the intent of helping him get rid of Anya. he wanted to help both of them he went#about it horribly like the game is literally about realizing how misguided you can be and that responsibility#and how to be responsible look different even if there are better options like it’s just weird just block my ass dawg#also I think the argument of how could the situation be worse if he stopped Jimmy is stupid cause it’s under the guise that Curly would#assume someone he trusted would just try and commit murder suicide or he’d get degloved and all his crew directly#or indirectly killed by that friend like sorry if that’s a reach statement like adding#your supplementary thoughts is how analysis is born but adding facts about events we don’t know happened and treating them like character#truths is lame is a cop out from actually engaging with parts of the story that adds grey areas to characters you wants to see in black#this is just a stupid like thing to me but it makes me sad cause I don’t even hate seeing depictions of Curly as more aware and#accommodating to Jimmy purposely but I need you to understand he thought he was doing the right thing for both his friends and his closest#friend but the key point is he thought he was doing right for both of them like what game were we both watching???#mouthwashing#like just block me pls like Anya would not share ur mindset or hold ur hand like do more than just pity her if you like her so much
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