#i am the happiest person alive ngl

[beanghostprincess]

I have money and no self-control and a huge hyperfixation

[actual-changeling]

I might just have had one too many daiquiris but am I tearing up thinking about how for aziraphale and Crowley both, those four years of freedom were more than likely the happiest years of their time on earth, and that Aziraphale left that all and neither of them believe that they will get any more?? That that was all??? I need to go to the seaside for my health ngl

I think about that CONSTANTLY.

Also the fact that Crowley was hoping things between them would finally change, that they'd finally get somewhere, just to be disappointed day after day after day when everything stayed exactly the same.

Sure, they could hang out more, sure, they were both more relaxed, more open with each other—but six thousand years and one apocalypse later, and he still hadn't gotten so much as a hug from Aziraphale.

Crowley was living in his car, depressed, still hypervigilant because you cannot just stop, no matter how badly you want to, but the bookshop was safe.

Aziraphale was safe.

Then Gabriel showed up and the second Aziraphale had to choose between Crowley or his horrible ex-boss that tried to burn him alive, he chose heaven over him. Again. Destroying any semblance of safety Crowley had.

Because four years of not-really-pretending mean absolutely nothing when you are still the second choice. When it takes one week of chaos to reveal that not only will the person you love choose heaven over you, they don't even love you but the person that died so you could be free.

The person that no longer exists and can never exist again.

One week—and everything you thought you knew is torn apart.

Aziraphale took his safety, the bookshop, his car, did not listen to a single word he said, never took his fears seriously, called him silly for being afraid of the person that was probably directly involved in his fall, and THEN revealed that he STILL thinks he is evil and needs to become an angel again to be loved and return to the people that broke him.

Four years of something a little better than before, something that turned out to have been completely different from what he thought it was.

That was his reward—a hopeful, terrified lie that fell apart in the face of honesty.

...I will join you in the seaside. We're all deeply unwell.

[marvellouslymadmim]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thanks for the tag, @andordean

Tagging @room-on-broom @cassiopeiasara @tiffanyachings @nellectronic and whomever else wants to do it!

1. How many works do you have on A03?

Ninety five.

2. What's your total A03 word count?

1,840,502 (and counting...)

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently? The Witcher. I do have a few other WIPs for other fandoms but we'll see if they ever see the light of day. Previous fandoms include The Worst Witch 2019, Criminal Minds, plus a few one-shots in a few other fandoms. But those are the big ones.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Pearl Diving (hells yeah the Lesbians win again), A Night with the Queen, Veiled Truths, Chaos Thy Name is Circe, Survival Skills.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Almost always...mainly because I feel extremely guilty if I don't (so if you have ever commented and didn't get a reply in return, don't worry. I still remember. It haunts me.) but also because I genuinely love geeking out with fellow fans. I legitimately have made some amazing friends (and also met the love of my life!) through conversations that started simply through fic comments.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Oof...I definitely went through an angst phase so there are plenty of contenders. The Hunter's Remorse (24), Cassandra's Lament, The Unknown Known (both Battlestar Galactica), Walking Dictionary (Criminal Minds), Heart to Ashes to Stone (Game of Thrones), Long May We Reign (Reign), and Orbis Incognitus (The Walking Dead)

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All That Glitters, Veiled Truths, Monstrous, pretty much anything I've written since about 2018ish.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

oh god. once, yes. in the Criminal Minds fandom. Granted, I pulled a surprise cliffhanger that, looking back, I would have breadcrumbed more--but I got SO MANY PEOPLE on ffnet screaming at me and generally being abusive because I *dared* to put a character in danger. it genuinely upset me so much that I stopped writing for a long time.

9. Do you write smut?

Absofuckinglutely.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I think once or twice? But I'm more of an AU kinda gal.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of. But I did have someone lift very specific ideas from my fic (i.e. an AU where a certain character was given a very specific nickname and occupation, which another author then took and used in their own AU), and ngl, it made me feel hella weird. For the record, I wouldn't have minded it if they had simply put in the author's notes: "hey this idea was inspired by Mim, in her fic xyz". I didn't need them to come formally ask for permission or anything like that. But to see it in the wild and see readers commenting on their "originality" really put me off that writer as a person tbh (granted they're sus af for entirely other (worse) reasons too so this only solidified my feelings).

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I know of. I have had readers who weren't fluent in English run my fics through translators for Arabic and French, which I thought was hella cool.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I don't think so? Honestly don't remember.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

God. ALL TIME? Idk. I do love me a dynamic of "A thinks they're unlovable and B is the most patient and loving person alive", so definitely ships like Hackle and Cal/Eist are my top faves.

15. What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Some of my old Criminal Minds stuff.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Characterization.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Pridefulness over my characterization. And also...I am a fucking calathea of mental health and creativity. Everything must be *just so* or I cannot write. No messy house, no loud noises, no stress, no sickness, no dishes in the sink, no work emails to answer, NADA. Otherwise we shrivel up and die. Fun stuff.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I have, and knowing my insane ass, I most likely will again. Sometimes it's just fun. But ya gotta actually know the language and be 1000% certain about what you're saying.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Oh god. I think it was Cats. Yes. The musical.

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

This is like asking a mother which child is her favorite 😅 I have a different relationship with each story, and love them each equally but in totally different ways. I will say that my favorites to re-read for comfort myself are: All That Glitters, Veiled Truths, Monstrous, and A Night with the Queen.

[sylvie-writes]

Chain of Events

word count: 2500

pairing: andy barber x female reader

warnings: cheating, age gap, some profanity.

request: can i request a andy barber x fem!reader where the reader is his asisstant and his secret mistress (in mid 20s) which she always stick by his side and help him through jacob's trail. after the trail he divorced w laurie and they got marry and have a baby girl please!! thank you!!

a/n: sorry for the wait! i hope you enjoy lovely! ngl this really fueled my love for andy. 

please excuse any mistakes!

It wasn’t something you were proud of. Something that had started off as a night with a few innocent drinks paved the way for a never ending cycle. At times you felt dirty and awful, yet that didn’t stop you from going to see him every other night. Even when you had the slightest feeling that Laurie had a hunch, it didn’t stop you. Especially when things got dark for Andy, you were the one to hold him close and not his wife. It felt so right although extremely wrong all at the same time. 

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Currently, you were sitting in your apartment bed, spending your Friday night a bit differently than most. Rain gushed from the sky and rhythmically hit your bedroom window which you were spaced out on, many thoughts running through your mind and a glass of wine occasionally hitting your lips. Using your free hand you softly ran your fingers through the mop of hair that belonged to Andy who was passed out in your lap. His breathing was even and it did your heart good to see him so peaceful for once. Just two hours ago, he called you, sounding so broken and vulnerable which was out of the ordinary for Andy. The minute you answered the door, he flung himself at you and held you tight, whispering repeatedly “don’t leave me, please.” 

It absolutely tore you to pieces to hear him say that and you were quick to reassure him that it wasn’t even possible. You then lead him to the bedroom to ask what had happened. 

“Is everything alright? Talk to me, Andy.” You placed a set of his pajamas into his hands but not without a pleading look in your eyes when meeting his own sullen ones.

“Laurie’s adamant it’s him, but (y/n)-” Placing a finger on his lips, you hushed him. 

“I know, I know. You just have to ignore it okay? Laurie is just,” Pausing, you chose your next words wisely, “having a hard time with it all. Everyone copes differently.” 

He sadly nodded before standing to kiss your forehead and make his way to the bathroom to get changed and cleaned up a bit. 

The two of you continued to chat about Jacob’s trial once Andy returned from the bathroom, and he confided in you in many ways more than one. You’d never seen Andy so open, even with yourself, and clearly it helped him quite a bit as he was now relaxed. 

Time had flown and amongst your thoughts, one stood out to you in particular. When would Laurie start to question where he was? Andy always had some bullshit excuse ready to give her and would then tell you that it would be alright. Normally, before you had time to truly convince yourself, Andy’s lips would be on yours or his hands would caress you gently and you’d melt into him as did your cares. Except for now. 

The two had just gotten into a huge fight and you were sure Andy hadn’t even thought twice about telling her where he was going. Even if he did, Laurie would surely be on the lookout for his return. 

Carefully reaching over to your nightstand, you grabbed your phone to check the time and noticed that it was getting late. 

“Andy? My love, when do you have to go home?” You leaned down to whisper to the sleeping man who groaned in return. 

You repeated his name once more, this time slightly shaking his shoulder to which he rolled onto his back, a goofy grin on his lips as he looked up at you. “Well hello, honey.” 

From Andy’s point of view, you peered down at him like a disappointed mother but with a faint smile upon her lips at her child’s goofiness. 

“Nice of you to join me, sleeping beauty. I was wondering what time you had to get home. It’s starting to rain more heavily and Laurie-”

Andy sat up and turned himself so he’d be sitting shoulder to shoulder with you. Silently, he took your empty wine glass from your hand, leaning to place it on your nightstand. As he did so, he didn’t let go of your wrist, which he brought to his lips when he returned to face you. 

Murmuring against your wrist, he started to place soft and delicate kisses to the smooth skin there. “Don’t worry about it. I told her I’d be back tomorrow morning.” 

“But Andy, she knows you don’t have anywhere to stay.” You didn’t want to exactly say “Hey! Andy, you have no friends and your wife knows that!” but it was implied in a kinder way. Andy picked up on this, clearly deflecting when he just nodded in response and started to place more kisses up your forearm. 

Letting out a frustrated “hmph,” you let Andy carry on before he victoriously smiled at you.

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The vicious cycle went on throughout the course of Jacob’s trial as things between Andy and his wife got worse. Even though they both lived under the same roof, slept in the same bed, and put on a facade for Jacob, they were practically separated. One night Andy drunkenly showed up on your doorstep, confessing how he had come home to find Laurie with another man. In a fit of rage he let the cat out of the bag that he had been seeing you. Funny how things work. 

You knew they were both wrong, so instead of shaming either one of them, you just let Andy cling to you for comfort. When Andy was drunk, he was like a big child and if the circumstances were different, you’d been laughing, but rather you soothingly rubbed his back and listened as that’s all he needed. Someone who would just listen.

At three in the morning, he most definitely needed you as well when you found his head in the bowl of the toilet and not sleepily nestled in your neck. (Which was ironic as the two of you would be switching places very soon.)

Christmas came quick and along with it, many miracles, one being that Jacob was not convicted.

Just as Andy was in a rush to tell you the news, Laurie was even faster to serve the divorce papers to him. In a relationship, you and your partner are supposed to be able to push through tough times without breaking. With that being said, Andy and Laurie mutually agreed that they had failed and it was time they both quit lying to themselves. It was time for real happiness. 

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“(y/n) meet me at our favorite restaurant in thirty minutes.”

You were working on some case files for Neil, despite your hatred for him, and tried to tell Andy that you were busy at the moment. He didn’t listen but continued to insist that you meet him there. His tone wasn’t demanding, but it was...excited? Surely, Andy had been excited over things in his life, but you’d never actually heard the usually emotionless man speak with such ardor. 

Setting down the case files, you rushed to put on some real pants and a blouse, but nothing too fancy or flashy as you had no idea what was about to happen. 

When you arrived at the restaurant, Andy happily flagged you over. He wore the biggest smile ever and you were borderline concerned. What could have him this happy? Was he getting back with Laurie? As much as you wanted them to be a functioning family, you weren’t sure if you could deal with such heartbreak because Andy really did feel like the one. 

Ever the gentleman, Andy pulled out your chair and handed you a small bouquet as you sat in the wooden seat. Before he walked away, the man planted a smack of a kiss on your lips and hurried back to his seat since he saw the waiter out of the corner of his eye. As the waiter approached, you were just sitting there, the most shocked expression on your face as it settled within you what Andy had just done. Long ago when this whole fiasco began, you and Andy always kept it professional when out in public because so many people knew him and word could get out easily that he was cheating. 

The minute the waiter left, you were quick to chastise Andy who just laughed as if it were the funniest thing in the world which left you a bit angered. 

Since the restaurant was quiet, you extended yourself across the table so Andy could hear your harsh muttering. 

“Do you realize what you just did, Barber?!” Andy shook his head in a content manner and at this point steam was about to emerge from your ears. Before all hell could break loose and you go ballistic, Andy cut in to explain. 

“Jacob, he’s a free man!” Andy looked at you with an awaiting smile and your face immediately softened, but for only a second as that didn’t explain why he was parading your relationship out like this. Didn’t he know what he was risking, not only for himself, but you.

Your counterpart noticed the sudden change of expression on your face and continued, “But among other things, I meant to tell you that Laurie and I got divorced recently.” 

“Oh hon, I am so sorry.” Reaching across the table, you comfortingly ran your thumb over the back of his hand, but he just shook his head in detest.

“No no, it’s not a bad thing because it just opened the gateway for this,” Andy pulled his hand away and went to dig in his coat pocket. You thought to yourself, no he couldn’t be-

“(y/n), I’m gonna make this short, but sweet. You mean the world to me and I could spend all night listing off why I love you, but that will never do justice, so instead, I ask that you make me the happiest man alive, and marry me?” 

His cliche, yet utterly adorable speech could make a person’s heart melt and instantly say yes, but you’ve always been a thinker, and maybe Andy had accounted for that a bit in his proposal. 

“Andrew! You just got divorced!” In a semi-whisper slash hiss, you bent over so only he could hear, hiding your words from the prying onlookers as if you had top secret info spilling from your lips. 

“I know, but, (y/n), you are the one.” He looked a bit awkward being on his knee for so long and the ring box still patiently in hand as you processed his question. Nonetheless, Andy continued to hopefully smile at you, ignoring all of the whispers, until you excitedly replied “yes” just a mere second later, though it felt like ages for him. 

This proposal was definitely gonna be a story for generations. 

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You and Andy settled for a simple courthouse wedding with just your parents in attendance as witnesses. The two of you were never really used to flaunting your relationship, and even though you could now, it just wasn’t ideal. Besides, you had bigger things to worry about.

For example, when just a few weeks after your short-lived honeymoon, you noticed some changes and came to the conclusion that you were pregnant. 

One night, you casually brought up the idea of more kids to Andy to test the waters. 

“Hey love, you awake?”

Andy lifted his eyes from his book, no longer looking as if he was asleep. He nodded his head and set the book aside giving you his full attention. 

“What’s up, gorgeous?”

“I was thinking… what if we were to have a kid. Would you be opposed to that?”

The reaction on Andy’s face was most definitely not the one in mind and he looked as if you had asked him the most appalling question on earth. 

“(y/n), I love kids,” He chuckled a bit, “I thought I made that clear, you know, by being a dad and all.” 

His lame attempt at making a “joke” eased your nerves and you just came straightforward with the gold. 

“Andy, I think I am pregnant.” 

And faster than a predator can pounce, Andy was on you in seconds, his arms hugging you close as he whispered words of excitement. 

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Nine months later and that statement was very true as you held a bundle of joy in your arms. Your hours numb in pain couldn't even be compared to the gift that was before you. Andy could hardly keep his hands off your stomach for the past few months and he never failed to speak to your daughter as if she was actually there. Now that her presence was finally in the world, Andy was yet to look away from her small figure and his smile hadn’t withered the slightest. 

The nurse had stepped out a few minutes ago, giving both you and Andy some time and privacy with your newborn. Even though drowsiness overcame your body, you visibly forced yourself awake just to absorb all the time you could with her. Little ones grow up in a flash and you weren't going to miss a second if it was up to you.

Andy joined you in the hospital bed when you silently invited him in with a soft pat to the crinkly sheets. Once he snuggled up against your side, you carefully passed the little baby who was about to have her first contact with her father. 

As Andy played with her mini hands, you sleepily rested your head on his broad shoulder, watching the two and already figuring out that they’d be lifelong friends. 

“They always say with age comes wiseness, but darlin’, your momma gives that phrase a run for its money.”

You giggled at your husband’s words and propped up the little darling the smallest bit so she could “see” you and her dad. 

“Don’t listen to Daddy, munchkin. The grey in his beard says otherwise.” 

“Hey! I’m not that old, I was still able to knock-” Backhanding Andy’s leg caused him to dramatically cut his sentence short. There were plenty of years for him to taint your daughter’s innocence.

 As you observed the two, you noticed Andy gazed at her as if she hung the moon and stars for him, a familiar look he often gave you. Possibly from the lack of energy or just being enamored with the interaction, a sweet tear slipped from your own eye. Upon closer inspection, one could see that a subtle tear fell from the man beside you.

If Andrew Stephen Barber had known all those years ago he’d be here with a second chance at life, he would’ve never even waited another second to be with you. It’s funny how life can send you down the most twisted paths, yet have you come out with the most precious of gifts. 

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a/n: what did you guys think? it feels like ages since i’ve written anything, and I am sure you can tell haha

if you are new here, check out my masterlist at the top of my blog for more Andy Barber (and Chris Evans characters) writing. I’d link it but tumblr always tag blocks me :( 

[sootgalcxies]

got you

[ dsmp headcanons :: where the dsmp catches you taking a photo of them ]

tw: swearing

pairings: dsmp x reader

dream

you two would be sitting on the stone railing of a bridge, dangling your legs over the edge

dream would be laughing at your stupid jokes, a big smile on his face

you’d take out your phone and subtly try to take a photo of him with one hand

he would pretend as though he didn’t see

would probably call you out for it later

george

ngl i kinda imagine him being at a starbucks

you two would be sitting across from each other, and he would be stirring his drink while looking out the window

you’d hide your phone in your lap and point the camera at him, snapping a photo

he’d turn to you the moment you put your phone away, a smile creeping onto his face

“did you just take a picture of me?”

you’d try to deny it at first, then give up as george starts laughing

quackity

you hate taking pictures of him because he’d be a fucking dick about it

one day while he’s streaming and playing the piano, you’d shoot your shot

leaning against the wall, you’d tuck your phone into your arm, snapping a picture of him

he’d stop playing, staring at you with wide eyes and an accusatory smile

“aw, chat, y/n’s taken another picture of me again”

you’d tell him to shut the fuck up while he mocks and laughs at you

he’d be cheering internally though

karl

this man would be the happiest person alive

you two would be hanging out at his house, and would have probably made a pillow fort of some kind

you two would be inside it, watching a movie and chilling

you would want to remember the moment so you try and silently take a picture, but he notices

he would be overjoyed and probably be a giggling mess; prolly would ask if you wanted to take a selfie

sapnap

i imagine you two would be arguing about THE most random shit while you’re playing minecraft together

you’d be in the same room, backs facing each other and playing on separate pc’s, but you would look at him to shout at him properly

honestly you didn’t even want to take the picture for memories, you just wanted to piss him off with how stupid he looked

you would forget to silence your phone and he would hear the click

probably would end up cursing you out and exploding your home a few times

niki

you two would be examining a garden

you enjoyed how the sun made niki’s hair glow, so you would silently try to take a photo while she’s holding a flower

she would notice and be a little confused at first, but start smiling afterwards

she’d coo over your flustered reaction

“aw, if you want to take a picture you can just ask!”

wilbur

i imagine you two would be wandering around a library for some reason

you liked how the books kinda matched with his outfit, so you took out your phone, attempted to hide it and snapped a photo

he would see the photo on your phone and give you a stern look. “delete that”

you’d look at him weirdly. “why?”

“that shot is terrible. it’s not centered correctly, and the lighting is off. here, let me help”

he’d take your phone from you, and you’d roll your eyes. “dick”

tubbo

you two would be playing paintball and would be on the same team

you thought it was funny the way yellow paint was splattered all over his behind, so you’d take a picture of him while you’re hiding

he’d turn to you, confused. “what?”

you’d shrug. “just took a picture”

“oh. thank you?”

you’d laugh at his awkwardness

tommy

i can’t even START with this guy

you two would be walking around town, enjoying the nice weather while it lasted

you’d pull out your phone to remember your time with just him, and he’d go crazy

“bitch i am a MINOR”

you’d roll your eyes. “i am too”

“consent is important. you must ask CONSENT y/n. this is IL-LEG-AL”

awesamdude

i just have a feeling you two would be walking around a mall, idk why

he’d be talking to you about something, and you’d get the feeling to just take a photo

you’d try to do it subtly, but he would still notice

he’d smile at you, happy he’s now in your gallery. “do i look okay?”

you’d grin. “you look great, sam”

technoblade

you two would be studying in a café

you’d smile at the way he’s bent over a book, completely focused

you’d try to take a photo without interrupting him, but of course you’d fail

his eyes would flicker up briefly before going back to his book. “you really need to work on your stealth techniques, y/n”

author’s note: i didn’t do everyone and oh well. i might do more, mayb not. also, for the tommy one: not everyone who reads this may be a minor, but i decided i’ll just make it that way in the headcanon :)

— masterlist.

[tillthelandslide]

I Do : Henry Cavill Fake Instagram Post

Tagged: @harrysthiccthighss @thereisa8ella @magdelen69 ​@henrythickcavill @hc-geralt-23 @kissthatlifeaway @darkbooksarwin @august-w-princess @speakerforthedead0 (if you want to be added to my tag list, please message me)

henrycavill:

henrycavill today’s the day my life changes for good, I’m going to be someone’s husband, and not just anyone, the love of my life @your_username, see you at the alter baby. You make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.

This was taken this morning when I was a lot calmer then I am now, just want to marry you already

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your_username I’ll be the one in white...

freyaallan so excited, I’ve seen her Henry and damn she looks beautiful and hot

   ↳ your_username you look beautiful too i must add

   ↳ fan7 aw is she your bridesmaid?

   ↳ your_username its a big wedding so i have a lot of bridesmaids, all of which look beautiful @freyallan​ @anyachalotra​ @yourbestfriendsinsta @yoursistersinsta

joeybateyoffical fit

   ↳   your_username as always

fan8 wow i dont think im ready for him to be a husband

hoeforhenry im so happy for them

your_username:

your_username love recognises no barriers, it jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination, full of hope

To my darling HUSBAND Henry (still feels so surreal to call you that) the moment you walked into my life I knew I was done for. Everything about you made me fall but as cringy as it sounds you caught me ❤️ when you asked me to be your wife I was the happiest woman alive, today i actually became your wife and god i am so happy. Thank you for being my rock, my best friend and my soulmate. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness baby...

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fan3 Maya Angelou ❤️

armiehammer a truly beautiful ceremony

joeybateyofficial let's get drunk bitches! Congrats, truly the best couple

anyachalotra I'm still crying ngl

 ↳ fan7 mood

fan8 don't think I've been happier for them

henrycavill I am the happiest man alive. Mrs Cavill : here's to the rest of our lives baby🥂 thank you for being such an amazing woman and teaching me what real love is.

 ↳ your_username I love you so much

mrsamclafflin so happy for you both

 ↳   your_username thank you Sam!

hoeforhenry so many celebs are commenting, how many people were there?

 ↳   your_username we had quite a big ceremony, with all our family, friends and people we have both worked with through the years. They are all apart of our journey so we wanted them all there

milliebobbybrown this dress is beautiful

  ↳ your_username thank you love ❤️

henrycavill:

henrycavill Mr and Mrs Cavill... Well our bums

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your_username my husband sure does have a nice bum 

  ↳ henrycavill’shoe HUSBAND 🤯 Henry is someone's husband now, my heart is broken

  ↳ your_username sorry my love

hoeforhenry so happy for the both of you though, there is no one more deserving than you

   ↳ your_username you're too kind

freyaallan beautiful 😂

anyachalotra:

anyachalotra today was a truly beautiful day and I am filled with so much happiness and greatfullness that you shared it with me. I may have cried more than once today but this moment made me and Freya sob, the moment Henry saw you walking down the isle and he just smiled. You could see all the nerves just slip away... beautiful.

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your_username omg im so glad you filmed this moment, going to cherish this forever

   ↳ anyachalotra love you ❤️

   ↳ your_username love you too ❤️

freyallan im still crying ngl

   ↳ your_username we love you ❤️

henrycavill thank you for capturing this, everything stopped the moment is saw her, as cringy as that sounds

  ↳ anyachalotra STOP MAKING ME CRY

your_username

your_username thank you to everyone who came to our wedding reception yesterday, you all made it so beautiful, i have so much love for you all and my heart is still so full. Most of all thank you to Henry, you made my dreams come true and i will spend the rest of my life showing you nothing but love and admiration.

p.s how dishy is my husband?

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henrycavill i love you my beautiful wife

   ↳ your_username i love you more husband

fan7 fit

user829 so dishy

henrycavillfans damn he’s hot, you are so lucky

   ↳ your_username i am indeed

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henrycavill when I met yn I was genuinely confused, I thought I had experienced love before, thought I knew what to expect in a relationship. Yn you blew me away, everything you did was phenomenal, your talent impressed not only me but all those around you. Your passion for what you do made me realise that you were the most dedicated person I had ever met. When I met you I learnt that everyone can learn to be just that little bit kinder, more caring and more forgiving . You taught me what love really looks and feels like. The kind of love I have with you is beyond my expectations, better than I could have ever imagined. You taught me what it was like to truly love myself and how that means you can truly love another person too. I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my days with you, and I promise I will spend every day of our lives showing you just how much you mean to me. You have changed my life for the better baby and I can't believe I get to call you my wife ❤️ I promise to worship the ground you walk on until our last days, heres to forever 🥂

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your_username baby you made me cry again 🙃. Your words have just been amazing, your vows made me cry and so has this. THIS perfectly describes why I love you so much. You are the best man, heck the best person, I have ever met and you know I could go on about it for hours (and often do). Mr Cavill I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you ❤️

   henrycavill Mrs Cavill, I love you ❤️

[milks-writings]

Hii, I saw that you wanted requests so I may I ask for Bokuto x reader where his s/o is super sweet and kind but also strong and slightly muscular, like in their thighs and arms we can see their muscular definition, please? I think this is a dumb request tho hehe 😳

✿.｡.:*☆.:*:*:.☆*.:｡.✿.✿.｡.:*☆.:*:*:.☆*.:｡.✿.

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Kōtarō Bokuto x GN!Reader

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕥: Issa request

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕖: fluff

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: swearing

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕒/𝕟: I love this request so much anon aldjfoayf please feel free to send more requests in! I am hella bored and I wanna keep this blog alive as long as I can lol I also made it in Headcanons since it wasn’t very specific if it should be a one-shot or not.

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

☆*.:｡.✿ Headcanons:

Bokuto having a very sweet, but also muscular S/O:

This babey was a little imitated by u at first ngl

yes even tho he is buff af

He saw you a few times in his class and once you two got set up to do a project together he was like “pls be nice to me”

The first conversation was so weird literally

“H-hey y/n!” He is so nervous like pls don’t beat me up

But then, suddenly you were so sweet like wtf

He feel in love with you immediately

From “I am fcking scared of you” he went to “I have to protect you at all cost”

He asks you sometimes if you want to work out with him totally not because he wants to spend more time with you

If you say yes he will literally get the happiest man on the world

This whole workout thing gets kinda your thing and you always bring him some snacks along with it, from protein shakes till protein bars because yk protein is v important hehe

To spend even more time with him you offer him to help with his studies!

Akaashi is really glad you do so like finally, someone is willing to help

Once you meet the volleyball team they are totally whipped for you

You are so sweet and you can handle Bokuto?

Issa big catch

You are working out with him and making him even more motivated?

Issa even bigger catch

Bokuto secretly loves your tights they are fcking hot ok

He is SO whipped for you

Probably will confess to you first with no fear because of how sweet you are

Like your sweetness boosts his ego so much

If you tell him you like him back he will never have any emo modes in the next three weeks

“I am the luckiest man alive!”

You only giggle

He is again, fucking whipped for you

He is also a simp for you

If you are being too cute for him he will just hug you or kiss you to make you shut up because he can’t take your cuteness

“Y/N you are so sweet”

He might cry while telling you that

Jk he is crying

The first date he took you on was to the gym, with the reason “Because that’s what brought us close in the first place”

If someone says something about your muscular body like “It doesn’t suit you” Bokuto will def throw hands

No one shit talks about his s/o

Pls come to his games

Cheer on him the loudest and his spikes will get three times stronger than they usually are

That’s why Akaashi asks you if you can always come to his games from now on

Of course, you agree

If you wear his jersey on his match he will cry out of happiness

This boosts his ego up form 0 to 100000

If you ask him to show you how volleyball works he is even more in love with you

HE LOVES EVERYTHING YOU DO OKAY

You don’t hit a ball?

He will still tell you how well you did

You once practice with the team and you are the worst player?

He will still tell you that you were the best

You breathe?

YOU ARE DOING GREAT SWEETIE YOU ARE THE BEST IN THAT OMG NO ONE CAN BEAT YOU IN THAT YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FUCKING PRECIOUS

He is a simp ok

If you are insecure about being more muscular than the others in your age, gender, etc. he will shower you in affection and tell you how much he loves you, with all the imperfections you have

Maybe now he will tell you how much he loves your juicy tights hhhhh

Kinda a thirsty hoe for you-

Did I already mention that you would be the it couple?

Like fr, a muscular and sweet person with Bokuto is literally the match

You two have pretty similar interests so he loves you even more and more

If you want to work out, even more, he always keeps an eye on you to make sure you won’t overwork yourself

Let’s also talk about cuddles

He loves to be the big spoon, but you being the big spoon? YES

Your muscular arms around him? YES

Your muscular legs wrapped around him? YES

If you are taller than him its a bonus

He also just loves to hold you in his arms and caress over your arms and always tell you how beautiful you are

He would do anything for you since you are always so sweet so he thinks that its the best thing he could do in return

He often cries out of happiness because like;; How can he get such a perfect s/o? You are so sweet and aljsdoyjfsyd

Yes he is a big simp

Honestly, I would rate your relationship with him as a good 12/10 bc damn you both hot and buff and you being sweet is a very big bonus, as the cherry on top

Did I already tell u that he is a simp for u?

[lovelytsumu]

request from my old blog miyatwinz, sorry for the long waiting!! @ftislandes

first time writing for Hoshiumi! I hope he isn’t too ooc and these turned out good. I am part of the small people gang so I don’t know how is being taller than your boyfriend,, lmao.

‧₊˚✧ ཻུ۪۪ ᵕ̈ Hoshiumi with a taller s/o

at first, he was the kind of boy who denied to have feelings for you.

because he didn’t like the thought of having a taller girlfriend.

he had to reconsider that idea.

when he discovered your funny and lovely personality, the height trouble disappeared.

he will argue when someone says he’s too short for you.

he will also argue when someone says you’re too tall for him.

you’re the only person allowed to tell height related jokes.

you don’t do it very often, because you don’t want to offend your cute little boyfriend.

you go to all of his games.

“DID YOU SEE IT? IT WAS AMAZING”

yes that spike was amazing.

you always have to give him compliments or he will become sad.

sometimes, when you’re not busy, you go see how’s his practice going.

this little boy will be the happiest person alive.

and he will show off, a lot.

“HOW WAS THAT?”

“GOOD AS ALWAYS”

“GOOD? I WANT IT TO BE AMAZING”

basically you’re the reason he tries harder every time.

he wants you to be proud of him.

he loves cuddling with you.

Hoshiumi also loves when he lays his head on your lap and you run your fingers through his hair.

90% of times you do it, he falls asleep.

the other times, he talks about his day, what he did at school, how was practice and stuff like that.

once he told you how much he hates being short and he also added he’s weak.

he never told you those things before.

“You’re the strongest and most beautiful volleyball player I’ve ever met, the most lovely and funniest boyfriend I’ve ever had. You’re perfect as you are”

NGL HE TEARED UP.

He loves you? He loves you a lot.

[littlebabycrybtch]

ok ik bitches are still going to complain but i gotta rant to keep my shit together;;; ngl after being stuck co-raising two babies now i really feel genuinely Disgusted by unnecessary parent critique. like it actually makes me feel so viscerally upset and depressed when i remember nobody gets this or cares to and probably just wants to call out what im doing wrong, instead of lend me a hand to do it better. man im not treading lightly here the ‘no excuses’ mentality is literally Inhumane to parents and dehumanizes them as these superhumans, they arent, they are people trying to take care of themselves Plus One. there Are ‘excuses’ for not being perfect. just bc every child deserves perfect doesnt mean it can be given and that fucking SUCKS but that is one of the only times im comfortable saying; ‘thats just life’. you cant magically make life better for kids the way you think, you’re not a protector, you’re their Rock to teach them How to DEAL with what life brings, that means you’re allowed to struggle with it too. childcare is like this cosmic design to work you physically and mentally to the brink, fucking forget the normalization of how many people you think you’ve seen raise kids and done fine, it is harder than you can even fathom. they probably did not do fine behind closed doors. the parents with the best behaved and most obedient kids probably did harmful things to make them that way that will eventually come back to them, the parents with the happiest most well adjusted kids probably had the money to provide the extra care for that. there are ‘excuses’. idc if it fucking annoys you or w/e, i dont like being the bitch that says stuff nobody wants to hear, but you truly deeply cannot 100% understand unless you are raising kids, i dont say that to hurt your feewings or exclude you, i used to think that way, i say it bc when you see me passed out on the couch while my nephew gets into something dangerous, its because i got one hour of sleep that night while he kicked me in our bed for 4 hours. he cant help not knowing how that affects both of us, but i cant help being affected by it just cuz im supposed to be ~the big strong adult~, bc i am not a fucking xman. i CANT pretend it all away. while im sitting there napping im also waiting for my mental health meds to start working. im also dizzy from not eating. it sucks that he gets into shit sometimes. hes still gonna get into shit sometimes, and i can do my best, but if i sit here worrying that karens are gonna get pissed abt that and work myself even harder im gonna straight up explode. who does that help. who does me falling apart help. come babysit my kid for free if you wanna help me bitch!

parents are doing twice the work of a normal person while also teaching one of these people theyre caring for, how to BE a person. i used to be SO pro judging parents and im literally nauseated by the judgments now. “i cant believe this parent looked away and their kid got hurt, i cant beleive they just leave them there with a tablet or a snack or a toy while they nap, i cant believe they let them do that, i cant believe--” btich you literally have no idea how lucky you are that they are not both already dead. you are so lucky tehy are both alive and the parent isnt hospitalized for mental health or even physical exhaustion, or addicted to a stimulant (which includes caffeine), or using smth to relax like weed or alcohol (hello wine mom culture), or the kid isnt traumatized from watching their parent have repeatd breakdowns. that is literally better than most situations already. no matter how impossibly perfect the family could be in your mind, kids fuckin get hurt and they make mistakes and the PARENTS make mistakes bc theyre PEOPLE and yall this blows my mind that ppl dont realize this but,,,,, Little kids??? THEY DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS bc they essentially CANT..... for like YEARS there is a period they WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU at ALL while they have the full autonomy and smarts and strength to cause horrible consequential problems, they are capable of learning how to circumnavigate your ‘babyproofing’ in new ways every single day, but they have ZEROOOOO MORALS OR CAUSE AND EFFECT SKILLS to understand RIGHT FROM WRONG, NO MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU TELL THEM!!!!! IT WONT CHANGE, ITS LITERALLY A PHYSICAL BRAIN THING THAT THEY CANT LEARN WHAT ‘NO’ MEANS FOR A WHILE YET!!! THIS CAN LAST FROM AGE 1 TO 4, SOMETIMES LONGER! THATS GENUINELY INSANITY INDUCING FOR THE ADULT WHOS KEEPING THEM IN LINE HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY, KNOWING ITS AMOUNTING TO ALMOST NOTHING UNTIL YEARS LATER!!!! IT DOESNT HELP WHEN PPL JUDGE YOU AND DONT BELEIVE YOU AND THINK YOU JUST ARENT ~TRYING HARD ENOUGH~! holy FUCK dude, idc if you wanna judge, im losing it bc i am being forced to keep my cool while a child whos pinching me and genuinely HURTING and BRUISING me laughs in my face bc he truly DOES NOT KNOW this, and there is NO WAY for me to convey it to make him stop at the moment!!!! thats maddening!!!

listen to me, neither of you dying or experiencing lasting damage is literally the goal every day, not just ‘raising them’, but that you both survive to the end of it. im appalled by how different the lifestyle is and the way ppl just... dont know that/REJECT that information so they get to judge. ofc tiny vulnerable innocent kids deserve the best, parents cannot always provide that if they want to Survive, bc they also deserve , basic understanding and humanity. you call out abuse all you want, theres a difference between the 'lesser of two evils’ choices, or even the genuinely Bad choices you can Accidentally make when at your wits end (which you should immediately correct anyways), and ever causing intentional physical or mental harm to the child, but the secodn yall start nitpicking or blatantly being ignorant to a struggle just so you get your blame validation in i literally cannot AFFORD to give you the time of day, im busy running on minutes of sleep, so if you think i have enough free time to entertain ur whining that my kids got a messy face and has been on his tablet in a highchair for an hour or w/e, idc, im using that time to shower for the first time in 2 weeks bc nobody else is gonna be there for me to let me do that shit :) so frankly put your money where your mouth is and help struggling parents whenever you can. i cant make shit better out of thin air.

“oh, but i dont have the money to help you.” YOU THINK IM AFFORDING CHILDCARE?? YOU CAN COME OVER AND HELP DIRECTLY WHILE I DO CHORES. “oh, but i dont wanna babysit for my friends, i dont like kids.” OH REALLY?????? OH YOU DONT LIKE KIDS??? BC THEYRE DIFFICULT MAYBE ??? SO MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT JUDGE WHEN ITS HARD THEN????? LIKE YOU RLY THINK JUST ‘LIKING THEM’ SUDDENLY MAKES IT EASY FOR ME?? YOU THINK ME FINDING MY NEPHEW CUTE AND LOVING HIM AND HIS LAUGHTER GIVES ME FUCKING SUPERMAN POWERS TO DEAL WITH THIS???????? “but You chose to have kids” rt in my case i literally didnt and would be homeless if not offering to help care for them but HEY COOL CONCEPT PRO CHOICE KINDA FUCKIN INCLUDES WHEN PEOPLE ‘CHOOSE’ TO HAVE KIDS EVEN WHEN THEY STRUGGLE AFTER, TOO LATE TO FUCKIN COMPLAIN NOW, JUST HELP A BITCH OUT. LIke... bro BRO b R O im losing it stop giving parents the inspiration porn treatment while disrespecting the actual struggles they go thru any time the child actually suffers bc they are unable to shield them from their struggle. can i be real, life literally will not go without struggle. you cannot raise them to have a life better than what the world is, you can do your best but you really cant MAKE it fair. once again this is not a ‘raise the perfect child’ contest you are just . trying to raise them at all. its messy. every single day you will have successes and failures, and you’ll be running on empty, and you’ll be doing that just to make it through to do it again tomorrow, while it slowly (AGONIZINGLY SLOWLY) gets easier each day. im tired of pretending lmao i dont wanna hear you bitches judge parents anymore, i dont wanna hear the stupid ass ‘im allowed to’ shit anymore dude!!!!! for gods sake i can agree with you when some shits just plain wrong but ill never apologize for standing up for myself or other struggling parents even if it makes you uncomfy, i can care about Both the child and the parent at the same time, ig i wont ask you why you seemingly cant. 😶 ESPECIALLY when things like classism and ableism tie in so often with these situations. not to mention racism like im white but hoooo if i hear one more story about a black parents ‘negligence’ in efforts of just trying to help their family, like leaving their kids somewhere during a job interview or w/e, vs the white parents that LET THEIR 10 YR OLDS WANDER AROUND MALLS BY THEMSELVES... im gonna scream. im gonna fuckin scream. its so unfair. fuck off, stop the spiteful ignorance, change this shitty hateful culture.

tldr; you Can care about kids while respecting parents, even when they arent perfect. you can advocate for children while also advocating for parents, and in fact, you should fucking try.