sootgalcxies

[sootgalcxies]

havent read it all yet and im reblogging so i remember to read it later but !! this is !! so heartbreaking and well-written !! like pls i never feel like crying when reading but this is coming vv close

knowing me, knowing you ↠

↠ wilbur soot x reader ; best friends + college au ; angst

↠ masterlist

↠ @ochabby @kiritokunuwu @pyrotechnics84​

You’re sure there’s some lesson to come out of all of this. The universe is probably whispering “I told you so” into the wind. Maybe you should have heeded the words of “Best Friend” by Rex Orange Country. Maybe you really would have been better off as “just friends.”

That doesn’t make your breakup with Wilbur hurt any less. Every time you go back to your dorm, you’re reminded and it still hurts. You became so used to spending your nights (and all your free time, really) at his house, more often than not going to his after work or class instead of back to your dorm. Late nights spent together became as much a part of your routine as the classes you take and the shifts you work.

Keep reading

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smut prompt list-

prompts from @sultrypotter

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

“i love it when you moan my name”

“just a little harder”

“let me give you a reason to stay in bed”

“no panties?”

“i want you now”

“use your tongue”

“please don’t stop”

“i can’t sleep without you here”

“do you like that”

“you need a place to stay for the night”

“spend the night with me”

“you can get louder can’t you”

“look what you do to me”

“i want to taste you”

“open your mouth”

“if you want to come you better beg”

“that feels so good”

“don’t cum yet”

“strip. now”

“take off your clothes”

“bite me” ”if you insist”

“can you feel what your doing to me”

“this is a one time thing”

“tell me how you like it”

“get on your hands and knees, right now”

“i wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it”

“i just want to please you”

“each of my thoughts about you are improper”

“i love it when you kiss my neck”

“don’t be gentle”

“i’ve never want to fuck you more than i do now”

“you wanna have sex with me”

“you’re not going out dressed like that”

“i’m afraid i can no longer remain professional”

“make me”

“you’re mine”

“i love it when you talk dirty

“i’ll let you do anything if you just touch me now”

“i’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly”

“don’t give me that look”

“like what you see”

“stay quiet”

“i told you to stay still"

“i promise I’ll be good”

“just shut up and fuck me”

“you feels so good”

“i want you inside me”

“be a good girl and spread your legs”

“don’t worry i’ll take of you”

“don’t tempt me”

“i’ve never done this before”

“don’t be afraid it’s just me”

“you’re more than just a one night stand”

“don’t forget who you belong to”

“would you just shut up and kiss me already”

“try to stay quiet understand?”

“we’re in public you know”

“don’t be so rough there can’t be any marks”

“are you sure? once i start i don’t think i’m able to stop”

“no i’m supposed to make you feel good”

“stop teasing me so much”

“bed. now”

“first one to make noises loses”

“i love the way you look with my fingers inside you”

“i guess I’ll just get off all by myself”

“these walls are pretty thick which means you and i can be as loud as we want”

“did you touch your self while i was gone”

“we can’t do that here”

“if you interrupt me one more time— so help me god”

“tell me what you want”

“y-you’re not.... w-wearing anything under that are you”

“there is no way anyone is that innocent”

“you taste like fucking candy”

“the only way you’re getting off is on my thigh”

“you make a sound it’s game over”

“i haven’t even touched you and you’re already wet"

“want help with that”

“you’re so fucking hot when you’re made”

“we’re not just friends you know that”

“what? does that feel good”

“if we get caught i’m blaming you”

“we have to be quiet”

“you have no idea how much i want you

“if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs”

“i’m going to fuck your so hard you’re going to forget that guys name”

“i really want to kiss you right now”

“wanna fuck?”

“how do i look”

“if you don’t like my teasing why are you moaning”

“don’t fucking touch what is not yours”

“we’re.... just friends”

“friends don’t do this kind of shit”

“how quickly can you cum”

“think you can warm me up”

“touch me and you lose”

“there’s people here”

“i don’t care what you do just fuck me”

“guess i’ll have to cum inside you then”

“i don’t know what to do” “then let me teach you”

“we’ve been at it like rabbits and you’re still horny”

“use your mouth”

“show me”

“come and sit on my face and i’ll show you how much i missed you”

“i forgot my towel”

“you’re naked aren’t you”

“take it off slowly”

“your wish is my command”

“come to my room there’s this thing i wanna try”

“no one can ever find out about this”

“for your safety i’ll be gentle”

“are these handcuffs”

“i don’t feel like sleeping”

“what are you going to do about it”

“you won’t be getting any sleep tonight”

“why so shy?”

“don’t worry i’ll make you feel really good”

“you’re the one who aroused me so let’s have some fun”

“why don’t we move this to the bed”

“would you like to go somewhere a little private”

“these are so wet aren’t you going to remove them?”

“i was just about to wash up care to join”

“this feels dirty” “that's because it is”

“you feel amazing”

“don’t pretend to be so innocent”

“i want you to touch yourself”

“what has you so excited”

“i want you....here.... right now”

“bend over and spread your legs”

“i can’t hold back anymore”

“it’s been along day why don’t we help each other unwind”

“oh don’t mind me I’m just enjoying the view”

“your lips make me wonder what you taste like”

“i don’t like being told what to do unless i’m naked”

“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered”

“i’ve been thinking about this night”

“don’t cover you’re face, i want to see you”

“you’re so beautiful all spread out like this... just for me”

“lay back”

“i bought a few pieces of lingerie. want me to model for you?”

“i can’t believe how wet you are already”

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

[sootgalcxies]

kjrhgsegh::”Jcjncnhfh”E’”?

God I can’t do this

[sootgalcxies]

get vaccinated pls for the blood god and everyone else who’s vulnerable

alright you heard the man! lets go, time to wrap this whole pandemic thing up. blood god's orders chop chop boys

[sootgalcxies]

hey all! i have something serious to talk about which we have spoken about before but i need to reiterate how important it is.

a very close friend of mine makes p**n and runs a discord server to promote his work and have a small community full of sex positive people. A minor joined this server and went into a channel dedicated to sending nudes and posted sexual pictures of herself into a server full of adults.

this is obviously VERY illegal and dangerous for all of the adults involved.

minors, i know i can’t have blocked all of you but PLEASE for everyone’s sake, stay out of and away from adult communities, INCLUDING MINE.

STAY OUT OF AND AWAY FROM ADULT COMMUNITIES

[sootgalcxies]

go woman go

[ where you're tommy's adopted little sister ]

tw: swearing, mentions of homophobia

pairings: tommyinnit + dsmp x fem!reader

{ this will be written in a note-style writing }

tommy’s soul nearly left his body when his parents told him he was going to have a sister

all he could do was pray that she was tolerable

and you were

even better,,

you’re a GOD at minecraft

your language? pvp

you love making potions too

you are horrible at meeting people at first, so when you first met tommy and his family your stomach was in a blender

tommy did most of the talking, which you were glad about

it only takes you a few days or weeks to warm up to people, depending on who they are

w/ tommy it took you like five days

what you learned about him:

he’s an ass

he streams minecraft & other things w/ his friends

he’s very loud

and he’s an ass

but you think he’s cool, so you’re chill

you’re nearly as loud as him when you’re completely comfortable

you never really posted or streamed mc or anything before tommy, so you were trying to get used to that too

when you finally let him tell chat about you, you didn’t reveal your face and went by your mc username “blurryface”

you came up w/ it like three years ago hush

philza had been watching the stream at the time so he was like “the hell”

<ph1lza> tommy vc

and just like that you were already meeting one of tommy’s friends

again, when you first meet people you’re shy

when you warm up to them your urge to tease them is remarkable

teasing is your second language

sarcasm is your third

tho you are an angel whenever you need to be <33

when tom introduced you to phil you were kinda just like “hi”

phil was nice and extremely lovable and you immediately liked him

his laugh is your serotonin

you learned that chat calls him dadza so you quickly started calling him that too

tommy would make fun of you but you couldn’t care less

tommy bought you a pc that he says he got just because he doesn’t want you on his computer

we all know he just wants you to be able to do your mc shit on your own and he spoils you

sometimes when he’s not home you’ll just log on w/ phil & talk to him or play mc

dream added you to the dream smp btw

you watch phil’s streams as much as you watch tommy’s

when phil cries on stream you immediately call him and comfort him w/ either your presence or a few jokes

you’re not good at comforting people to say the least

but you try

one day you’re chilling at phil’s house in snowchester while playing mc when technoblade logs on

tommy’s talked about “the blade” and how cool he is and how he could squish everyone like a bug

your first meeting w/ him was odd

he started attacking you when he saw you w/ phil

to put it in simple words, he was surprised to find that you seemed to match his skill level

like i said: god

though it was hard to focus when you were laughing the entire time

phil eventually broke you two up and explained to techno how you were tommy’s little sister

you made sure to clarify you’re adopted

techno was wary about the fact that you’re excellent at pvp and there’s “another child” on the server

it was a slow start, but the two of you grew close

your two personalities together are passive-aggressive & radiate crackhead energy

“thank you for giving me your sea pickles techno”

“...i didn’t give them to you”

“oh. thank you for letting me steal your sea pickles techno”

“of course, yeah, yeah. thank you for giving me an excuse to take my trident out”

a lot of your convos ended w/ you two fighting, but nobody winning

most of the time

it was on and off w/ who won

you remember the first time you won against techno cuz everyone was going crazy

he was shouting in lowercase and it was so chaotic you couldn’t stop laughing

laughing is your coping mechanism for everything

stressed? laugh

sad? laugh

frustrated? laugh

tommy would always say how jealous he is of your relationship w/ techno

“i bet if i were better at pvp ‘the blade’ would like me more”

you try to convince him that it’s just because you make potions for him but it doesn’t work too well

all it does is make tommy excited

like,,

“OMG DRUGS SHE MAKES DRUGS”

sometimes you wonder if you’re really the younger one here

also,, anything you hear or see that’s offensive to the lgbtq+ community you will go FERAL

like full out rapid-fire destruction

you do not tolerate anything like that

if tommy’s around he’ll always back you up

one video of you responding to a homophobic video on tiktok went viral & that’s how you met eret

yes, eret

you love eret

if tommy’s the annoying older brother then eret is the sweet older brother

you adore eret w/ his kind heart and you love all the dresses she wears

once eret met you she started playing mc almost as often as you

you even built a little house for the both of you to live towards las nevadas but not on the land

kinda near tommy’s lil stone base

anyways you’re part of the fam and everyone loves you :))

author’s note: pls i lost motivation so enjoy this post for now!! mostly likely going to make a pt 2 lmao

[sootgalcxies]

NO CUZ I’M SO FUCKING TEMPTED TO WRITE A PIRATE FIC W/ DREAM TEAM + SBI????

[sootgalcxies]

dream blurb [s]

shower sex !

Hands gripping your waist, Dream presses his chest against your back, grunting in your ear. His cock pounds into you, wet slapping sounds echoing through the bathroom. Your arms are placed in front of you, shaking against the shower wall. Hot water—nearly scorching now that you have something else to be heated up about—falls onto your body, soaking your hair and sticking it to your face.

“Fuck, yeah,” Dream groans, sinking his teeth into your neck. You moan, reaching a hand back to squeeze his thigh. It goes up so you can kneed his ass, then quickly moves to tangle in his wet hair.

Dream moans as you tug at his strands, bucking his hips forward harsher this time. “Shit, you feel so good around my dick,” he murmurs, lips brushing the shell of your ear. “So tight for me, mhm.”

He can tell you’re close by the way your moans get higher and your thighs start shaking, pushing your ass back onto his cock with every thrust. Readjusting his feet, he fucks you even harder, bringing you both closer and closer to your climaxes.

Your orgasm hits you like a train. With one last shout, you release on Dream’s cock, just as he sprays your walls with his own cum. He pulls you close, resting his chin on your shoulder, panting heavily. “That was so good, Darling. So, so good.”

[sootgalcxies]

uh, hey. im not sure who's gonna see this but i know people are probably freaking out really bad right now—

technoblade's gonna be okay, dude. i promise. from a medical standpoint, techno did the really healthy thing by immediately getting himself checked out and diagnosed, which is really, really good. he's got really fucking good doctors, which he's told us himself, and he's probably not exaggerating—the phrase techno millionares had to come from somewhere, right? he's in good enough health and spirits to talk to people (including online fans!) and record content, and insists on doing so, somehow, and he's got a really good network of irl friends to help him through all this. and, come on now. it's technoblade. he won't hesitate to drop us the minute his health requires it. he's cool like that :)

if you're having a hard time, or you feel scared or anxious or panicky—don't feel bad about it. you're empathetic, and you care, and that is so beyond lovely. but please, keep all this in mind. don't let it consume you too much, yeah? drink some water, watch something that makes you feel safe. listen to the blood god himself. he's pretty optimistic. our guy's got this.

[sootgalcxies]

MY BLURBS BLEW UP WHAT THE FUCK????

[sootgalcxies]

i just posted a sapnap blurb under george’s name and called it “george blurb” the hell is wrong w me 😃i need more sleep

[sootgalcxies]

sapnap blurb [s]

“Look at you, all dumb and fucked out on my cock,” Sapnap grins, hand tangled in your hair, pressing your face to his neck. His other hand is slipped underneath your thigh, awkwardly trying to bounce you on his dick. You can’t come up with a coherent reply.

“You like that cock, huh? Want me to pound your pussy ‘til you can’t fucking walk, hm?” he pants, pausing your rhythmic bounces to thrust into you roughly. You shout against his throat, one hand clutching the chair’s armrest and the other squeezing his bicep.

“Gonna fill you up with my fucking seed,” he growls into your ear. “Gonna keep it inside you so I can fuck it out of you later. Then you can be sloppy all over my dick again, yeah.”

author’s note: no it’s not late wym

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karl blurb [f]

Karl laughs his contagious laugh as he watches the TV screen, hands moving slightly from their place on the table. You frown. “Karl, stop moving, I’m going to mess up your nails.”

“Oh, my bad,” Karl says, eyes widening at his mistake. You hold his hands flat and still, admiring his pretty nails as you happily paint black over them.

author’s note: i’m wondering how many blurbs i’m gonna write tonight

[sootgalcxies]

technoblade blurb [f]

He walks through the front door, gaze immediately landing on your figure sitting on the couch. You have a thick book in your hands, completely captivated in the story.

“Hi, Honey,” Techno murmurs, taking his armor off and setting it on the floor. You look up from the page, giving him a warm smile. “Hey, Love. How is everything?”

“Oh, you know.” Techno plops onto the couch beside you, taking your hand and squeezing tight. Your heart surges. “The egg, Quackity, Dream, all that stuff; it’s going... okay,” he admits.

You pout sympathetically, turning your book upside down on your lap and stroking his cheek. “I’m sorry. It’ll get better, though.” Techno leans into your hand as you cup his face. “You’re Technoblade, after all.”

He smiles, closing his eyes. “And I have you.”

author’s note: it’s like 10 pm and i was bored so enjoy this blurb lmao

[sootgalcxies]

ahaha 😃

Create 10 lovable characters!

Kill 9 of them.

[sootgalcxies]

THIS IS SO CUTE NOOOOO

little blade ↠

↠ platonic!technoblade x fem!reader ; fluff

↠ masterlist

prior to mcc 4, no one really knew who you were

you started streaming in 2018 when you were about 14

(you’re around tommy & tubbo’s age for practical purposes)

you streamed for essentially no one for a while

you only got a few thousand followers on twitch in early 2020

mostly because you started posting highlights from your streams to youtube & tiktok

you established yourself as someone who’s soft & babie irl but completely merciless in-game

it’s very contradictory & very fun to watch

you could two-hit kill a two-person team in bed wars w/o a second thought then spend the next few minutes apologizing over & over again

you signed up to participate for the first 3 mccs but only got in for mcc 4

you were in the green guardians alongside petezahhutt, michaelmcchill, & vikkstar123

ngl

you were nervous

very nervous

but you buckled down & trained like crazy, w/ & w/o your teammates

soon mcc rolled around

you were just a little bundle of nerves

you couldn’t calm down for the life of you, poor thing :(

but you still compete absolutely beautifully

you sweep the competition & just do so so well

you score top 5 in every event

there’s this compilation of other people reacting to seeing your name pop up at the end of every game & just being like “who even is that they’re killing it”

you & the rest of the green guardians land first place after the 8 events

(yes i’m changing what actually happened deal with it)

so your team & the purple pandas compete in dodgebolt

here’s where you really shine

bc your signature play is a bow

you are a beast with a bow

you get out phil & techno first round but tommy gets you & the pandas end up winning

second round, your teammates get out quickly & it’s a 3v1 between you & the other team

you’re just like “ok here we fucking go come on”

wilbur’s gone

you go for techno (the biggest threat) next

you shoot him out & he’s just raging because “THIS CHILD I’VE NEVER HEARD OF IS BEATING ME AT MINECRAFT WHAT IS THIS”

then you land a shot on tommy

but phil gets you out right after

you’re all (´•̥ ᵔ •̥`) but your team is just hyping you up bc you did so well like wtf

(pete) y/n coming in with the carry!

(vik) let’s go y/n!!

(michael) don’t be sad, y/n; you did so well!

& everyone else is kind of just like “who tf is this child & why is she so doing so well???”

so purple pandas end up snatching first place overall

but second for your first mcc?

that’s poggers, dude

you’re just chilling trying to calm down after that intense dodgebolt game

(you) oh, hello yammy. guys, yammy’s clicking at me this is so cool i used to watch her videos-

(michael) Y/N!!!!

(you) yes?

(michael) you’re first individual!!

(you) ………you wot, mate

you run to go check individual

& there you are

y/nl/n_ with 4419 points, about 100 points more than technoblade

wait

more than-

more than TECHNOBLADE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PLACED ABOVE TECHNOBLADE???!?!!

THE TECHNOBLADE?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE????

BIG SCARY MAN TECHNOBLADE??????????

YOU GOT FIRST OVER T E C H N O B L A D E

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you’re just staring up at yourself in shock then slowly turn to find technoblade already staring @ you

that’s fucking terrifying jfc

you hide behind a wall & hope he leaves

this is so cool & like wow you’re a god but also oh no you’re on scary man technoblade’s bad side

you get so many more viewers after mcc 4 it’s crazy

you really start popping off

it’s only about a week after mcc 4 when you finally have to face the consequences of your actions

@technothepig tweeted: @y/nl/n_ i demand satisfaction. duel me, coward.

what the FUCK

that’s TERRIFYING oh my god

YOU DON’T DO WELL WHEN THREATENED BY SCARY MEN ON THE INTERNET

@ph1lza replied: techno, don’t threaten young women on the internet.

@technothepig replied: i. demand. satisfaction.

@tommyinnit replied: i agree with techno. fight him, coward. @y/nl/n_

@ph1lza replied: please don’t encourage him

you plan things out & actually end up doing a rip-off 1v1 mcc

techno’s got the rest of the sbi spectating but you don’t really have any streamer friends so you just show up by yourself w/ no posse like:

hi o/

phil feels bad & hops on a call with you when the games start to keep you company

you win skyblockle by shooting techno off into the void

you win build mart as well

techno wins survival games

tgttos: techno wins

rocket spleef: you win

battle box: techno wins

hole in the wall: techno wins

parkour warrior: techno wins

dodgebolt: you win

normal dodgebolt rules don’t apply, so techno wins but barely

you’re a good sport about it; you have no qualms with losing to Technoblade

but after that, techno actually stays in contact with you

you become pretty good friends weirdly enough

he thinks you’re an impressive player & you’ve got this innocent, blunt sense of humor that can just make techno lose it

you are the ultimate “looks like they could kill you, would kill you,” “looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll but would still kill you” duo

y’all are an iconic duo in no time as you two stream together

you leave no survivors when playing sky wars

viewers can’t help but feel sorry for those who go up against you honestly :(

people start calling you “little blade” （｡>‿‿<｡ ）

words cannot describe how much you love that nickname

at first techno was like “that’s cringe” but then he started calling you it ironically & we all know where that leads

uh huh

he calls you little blade unironically now mf uwu

mans is soft for you (& philza) only

it’s well into the smp timeline when you join the dream smp

like, you joined just after the manberg-pogtopia war

techno’s off living in the snowy biome & you join like

hi! o/

you see techno’s on when you first join & want to go find him, but you’re kind of forced into a tour of the server by quackity & karl

quackity’s being himself & karl’s trying to contain him and failing

good content good content

you’re being shown around l’manberg when technoblade shows up out of nowhere, kills quackity & karl, threatens that he’ll canonically kill them if they try to make you join l’manberg, & tells you to come with him

so you do

he takes you to his new base & says you can build a house near his

he even helps you build

the favoritism is strong with this one

everyone knows you’re his favorite

even techno consciously knows you’re his favorite

but he would die before admitting it

not really

in his own streams he’s mentioned how great you are

(techno) y/n is… she’s seriously so great. she’s an awesome friend. she checks up on me & reminds me to take care of myself. she’s seriously-… she just messaged me on discord. oh god, is she watching this?

n/n sent: hey! i’m in class rn but make sure to drink water during your stream <3

(techno) …is this god telling me to be a better person? …….no one clip any part of this. no one tell her i said any of this. pretend it never happened

in the lore, you always have techno’s back

his reasoning- if a little extreme- is always sound

you & phil are like the only people to not just use him omfg you three make the fans wanna cry ｡･ﾟﾟ･(థ Д థ。)･ﾟﾟ･｡

the butcher army tries to kidnap you & use you as bait to trap & kill techno

but you kill half of them & escape the rest & run off to warn techno

you & dream end up helping him escape & off you went back home

when tommy showed up during his exile, techno was just constantly comparing how nice you are to how annoying & inconvenient tommy is

top tier comedy

(techno) i adopted one child who set the bar too high & now no one will ever live up to the expectations y/n has set- TOMMY STOP EATING MY GAPPLES

you don’t go with techno & tommy when they sneak into l’manberg for the festival

you do however, show up out of nowhere to have techno’s back when tommy goes back to tubbo

what a fucking legend you are

loyalty like you would not believe we love to see it

the next day, you, techno, dream, & phil lay waste to l’manberg

after doomsday you really haven’t done much lore-wise beyond being a good concerned friend for ranboo

(btw you’re good friends w/ ranboo; you, tubbo, & ranboo are a *chef’s kisses* trio)

all in all

technoblade is your big brother

you two are honestly best friends & get along really well

people love your two’s relationship because you seem like polar opposites but get along really well

a wholesome friendship

Keep reading

[sootgalcxies]

got you

[ dsmp headcanons :: where the dsmp catches you taking a photo of them ]

tw: swearing

pairings: dsmp x reader

dream

you two would be sitting on the stone railing of a bridge, dangling your legs over the edge

dream would be laughing at your stupid jokes, a big smile on his face

you’d take out your phone and subtly try to take a photo of him with one hand

he would pretend as though he didn’t see

would probably call you out for it later

george

ngl i kinda imagine him being at a starbucks

you two would be sitting across from each other, and he would be stirring his drink while looking out the window

you’d hide your phone in your lap and point the camera at him, snapping a photo

he’d turn to you the moment you put your phone away, a smile creeping onto his face

“did you just take a picture of me?”

you’d try to deny it at first, then give up as george starts laughing

quackity

you hate taking pictures of him because he’d be a fucking dick about it

one day while he’s streaming and playing the piano, you’d shoot your shot

leaning against the wall, you’d tuck your phone into your arm, snapping a picture of him

he’d stop playing, staring at you with wide eyes and an accusatory smile

“aw, chat, y/n’s taken another picture of me again”

you’d tell him to shut the fuck up while he mocks and laughs at you

he’d be cheering internally though

karl

this man would be the happiest person alive

you two would be hanging out at his house, and would have probably made a pillow fort of some kind

you two would be inside it, watching a movie and chilling

you would want to remember the moment so you try and silently take a picture, but he notices

he would be overjoyed and probably be a giggling mess; prolly would ask if you wanted to take a selfie

sapnap

i imagine you two would be arguing about THE most random shit while you’re playing minecraft together

you’d be in the same room, backs facing each other and playing on separate pc’s, but you would look at him to shout at him properly

honestly you didn’t even want to take the picture for memories, you just wanted to piss him off with how stupid he looked

you would forget to silence your phone and he would hear the click

probably would end up cursing you out and exploding your home a few times

niki

you two would be examining a garden

you enjoyed how the sun made niki’s hair glow, so you would silently try to take a photo while she’s holding a flower

she would notice and be a little confused at first, but start smiling afterwards

she’d coo over your flustered reaction

“aw, if you want to take a picture you can just ask!”

wilbur

i imagine you two would be wandering around a library for some reason

you liked how the books kinda matched with his outfit, so you took out your phone, attempted to hide it and snapped a photo

he would see the photo on your phone and give you a stern look. “delete that”

you’d look at him weirdly. “why?”

“that shot is terrible. it’s not centered correctly, and the lighting is off. here, let me help”

he’d take your phone from you, and you’d roll your eyes. “dick”

tubbo

you two would be playing paintball and would be on the same team

you thought it was funny the way yellow paint was splattered all over his behind, so you’d take a picture of him while you’re hiding

he’d turn to you, confused. “what?”

you’d shrug. “just took a picture”

“oh. thank you?”

you’d laugh at his awkwardness

tommy

i can’t even START with this guy

you two would be walking around town, enjoying the nice weather while it lasted

you’d pull out your phone to remember your time with just him, and he’d go crazy

“bitch i am a MINOR”

you’d roll your eyes. “i am too”

“consent is important. you must ask CONSENT y/n. this is IL-LEG-AL”

awesamdude

i just have a feeling you two would be walking around a mall, idk why

he’d be talking to you about something, and you’d get the feeling to just take a photo

you’d try to do it subtly, but he would still notice

he’d smile at you, happy he’s now in your gallery. “do i look okay?”

you’d grin. “you look great, sam”

technoblade

you two would be studying in a café

you’d smile at the way he’s bent over a book, completely focused

you’d try to take a photo without interrupting him, but of course you’d fail

his eyes would flicker up briefly before going back to his book. “you really need to work on your stealth techniques, y/n”

author’s note: i didn’t do everyone and oh well. i might do more, mayb not. also, for the tommy one: not everyone who reads this may be a minor, but i decided i’ll just make it that way in the headcanon :)

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