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stephanie hsu was robbed. fight with the air if you disagree, because i am not listening. she did not pour her heart and soul into that role, wrenching out ours in the process for you to deny her her dues.
#now i know i'm gonna piss people off#but i'm in the mood for a fight#she earned her place at the table a million times over#accomplishing a gargantuan feat and as her DEBUT??? i'm sick.#i could see this coming from the moment people began to centre jamie lee curtis with that picture of her supporting michelle yeoh#y'all see an asian woman being supported and y'all will always choose the white woman to place on your high shelves#i'm so tired#it's not about her not winning the oscar#it's the way that throughout the entire awards campaign she was continually pushed aside#also angela bassett my queen#i am so sorry for how dirty they did you#eeaao#oscars#stephanie hsu#angela bassett
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Hello rangerâs apprentice fandom can we talk real quick about the stupidest thing Flanagan ever wrote
Itâs about the bows. Yanno, the rangersâ Iconiqueâ˘ď¸ main weapon. That one. You know the one.
Flanagan. Flanagan why are your rangers using longbows.
âuh well recurve arrows drop fasterâ BUT DO THEY. FLANAGAN. DO THEY.
the answer is no they donât. Compared to a MODERN, COMPOUND (aka cheating) bow, yes, but compared to a longbow? Yâknow, what the rangers use in canon? Yeah no a recurve actually has a FLATTER trajectory. It drops LATER.
This from an article comparing the two:
âBoth a longbow and a recurve bow, when equipped with the right arrow and broadhead combination, are capable of taking down big game animals. Afterall, hunters have been doing it for centuries with both types of bows.
However, generally speaking and all things equal, a recurve bow will offer more arrow speed, creating a flatter flight trajectory and retain more kinetic energy at impact.
The archers draw length, along with the weight of the arrow also affect speed and kinetic energy. However, the curved design of the limbs on a recurve adds to its output of force.â
It doesnât actually mention ANY distance in range! And this is from a resource for bow hunting, which, presumably, WOULD CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING!
Okay so thatâs just. Thatâs just the first thing.
The MAIN thing is that even accounting for âhur dur recurves drop fasterâ LONGBOWS ARE STILL THE STUPID OPTION.
Longbows, particularly and especially ENGLISH longbows, areâas their name suggestsâvery long. English longbows in particular are often as tall or taller than their wielder even while strung, but especially when unstrung. An unstrung longbow is a very long and expensive stick, one that will GLADLY entangle itself in nearby trees, other peopleâs clothes, and any doorway youâre passing through.
And yes, there are shorter longbows, but at that point if youâre shortening your longbow, just get a goddamn recurve. And Flanagan makes a point to compare his rangersâ bows to the Very Long English Longbow.
Oh, do you know how the Very Long English Longbow was mostly historically militarily used? BY ON-FOOT ARCHER UNITS. Do you know what theyâre TERRIBLE for? MOUNTED ARCHERY.
Trust me. Go look up right now âmounted archery longbow.â Youâll find MAYBE one or two pictures of some guy on a horse struggling with a big stick; mostly you will actually see either mounted archers with RECURVES, or comparisons of Roman longbow archers to Mongolian horse archers (which are neat, canât lie, I love comparing archery styles like that).
Anyway. Why are longbows terrible for mounted archery? Because theyâre so damn long. Think about it: imagine youâre on a horse. Youâre straddling a beast that can think for itself and moves at your command, but ultimately independently of you; if youâre both well-trained enough, youâre barely paying attention to your horse except to give it commands. And you have a bow in your hands. If your target is close enough to you that you know, from years of shooting experience, you will need to actually angle your bow down to hit it because of your equine height advantage, guess what? If you have a longbow, YOU CANâT! YOUR HORSE IS IN THE WAY BECAUSE YOUR BOW IS TOO LONG! Worse, itâs probably going to get in the general area of your horseâs shoulder or legs, aka moving parts, which WILL injure your horse AND your bow and leave you fresh out of both a getaway vehicle and a ranged weapon. Itâs stupid. Donât do it.
A recurve, on the other hand, is short. It was literally made for horse archers. You have SO much range of motion with a recurve on horseback; and if youâre REALLY good, you know how to give yourself even more, with techniques like Jamarkee, a Turkish technique where you LITERALLY CAN AIM BACKWARDS.
For your viewing enjoyment, Serena Lynn of Texas demonstrating Jamarkee:
Yes, thatâs real! This type of draw style is INCREDIBLY versatile: you can shoot backwards on horseback, straight down from a parapet or sally port without exposing yourself as a target, or from low to the ground to keep stealthy without banging your bow against the ground. And, while Iâm sure you could attempt it with a longbow, I wouldnât recommend it: a recurveâs smaller size makes it far more maneuverable up and over your head to actually get it into position for a Jamarkee shot.
A recurve just makes so much more SENSE. Itâs not a baby bow! Itâs not the longbowâs lesser cousin! Itâs a COMPLETELY different instrument made to be used in a completely different context! For the rangers of Araluen, who put soooo much stock in being stealthy and their strong bonds with their horses, a recurve is the perfect fit! Itâs small and easily transportable, itâs more maneuverable in combat and especially on horseback, it offers more power than a longbow of the same draw weightâreally, truly, the only advantage in this case that a longbow has over the recurve is that longbows are quicker and easier to make. But we KNOW the rangers donât care about that, their KNIVES use a forging technique (folding) that takes several times as long as standard Araluen forging practices at the time!
Okay.
Okay I think Iâm done. For now.
#to be VERY clear. I Am Not An Actual Expert.#i AM however drawing from my own experience and research#and literally i can find Zero literature about recurve arrow flights dropping faster than longbows#all i could find was that recurve range is worse compared to compound bows#which. OBVIOUSLY. compound bows CHEAT.#(said lovingly. ish. if you use a compound more power to you but also Itâs Doing All The Work For You.)#this article was literally all i could find from a couple hoursâ search comparing recurves and longbows#anyway recurves are cool. flanagan why did you do recurves so dirty.#for that matter why are all your women blonde.#(iâm not including brotherband here sorry)#(but also why did it take a spinoff series for him to create a named female character that wasnât a blonde)#(flanagan explain)#god these books have so many problems. truly this is my âi could fix himâ#thank you flanagan for getting me into this special interest. now Tell Me Why You Did It Wrong.#rangers apprentice#anyway if you REALLY want to read about some bangin historical horse archers#look up the parthians :)#specifically how they fucking Decimated an entire roman contingent :)#crassus getting absolutely demolished by mounted archer parthians is definitely my favorite bit of roman trivia
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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog
Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force đâ¤ď¸
Canât believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D
#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still canât believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because Iâve been obsessed with that show for a#while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (Iâm sorry people being good with#and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like#him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing#is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear itâs speeding lmao#she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i havenât#emotionally recovered yet) and yeah thatâs how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao#oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about#max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too#especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao đ)#Iâve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff itâs so annoying actually#not to mention Twitter but I donât go there and probably never will đ#I personally donât enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do#you do you as long as it doesnât negatively affect anyone#but yeah Iâd much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions#everywhere else like Iâm not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some#degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what Iâve seen here of course there are gonna be#annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me#whoops this post got away from me again oh dear#Iâve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you donât love me at my *swearing on team radio#giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you donât deserve me at my *precious#interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving#beautifully in the rain* itâs a package deal you canât just pick and choose and personally I donât even get why people complain about some#of the other stuff I appreciate someone whoâs passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters đ¤ˇđťââď¸#I think Iâve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him#god forbid women have hobbies for real (canât believe Iâve yapped so much I canât put more tags đ)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)
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I firmly believe kishimoto made deidara say "I'm not into S&M" because he KNEW everyone clocked his bratty bottom vibe off the bat and he needed to make a canon occurrence to point at to disprove it but the thing is he doesn't know Deidara like I do!! he has noooo idea he accidentally created a queer icon. But I do. And no posthumous editorialization will ever overshadow that.
#deidara#my beloved#i am so sorry kishimoto did you so dirty#he has no idea.... the power couple he created....#theyre man and brat its canon#i dont fuckin care what he says theyre confiscated#helloooooo like... not to be a godless queer heathen but i AM#and so are sasodei#i stand by it no one can tell me otherwise#and i will explore it at length in my fic#claires au#he calls sasori my man. master even.#and master is also informal for husband#and sasori always calls him brat???#hellloooooo#do yall think kishimoto knows how fuckin gay that is#[taking off hoops] kishi baby i just wanna talk i swear#anyways#unreasonably heated about that today
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Homesickness : a BitB comic (careful! Heavily implied spoilers)
Spoilers ahead and in the tags.
Whatâs up my brainâs consumed by these guys, this comic was inspired by the numerous headcanons Ive seen around about Rolanâs time away from Galloway, and how the hivemind would.. keep in touch. Huge inspiration from @/willotstreetâs post about Rolans alcoholism
#jrwi bitb#rolan deep#jrwi bitb spoilers#bitb spoilers#jrwi bitb fanart#basically using some of the hcs about how the two bodies split mind thing worked for rolan especially out in Chicago#other stuff like how Rachel was the blueprint for all the other human copies and was turned into memories and the hivemind#so I was wondering how ppl with overlapping memories would interact with the hivemind- how Rachel would communicate as the queen-#trying to get rolan to come back- how rolan got his drinking addiction to block out the voices telling him to come home (and becoming immune#and I mixed in my hc about him not being able to see his own face in reflections#the shapes on the ceiling r supposed to be like when ur under the water and looking up cuz of where his og body is#and also that Rand wouldnât let Rachel in while the gang played DnD cuz he thought she was cringe and wasnât the best brother sometimes#(Iâm sorry I did you dirty Rand I had to angst the Rand siblings)#thatâs why rolan sees the attic door for that one frame#anyway I drew this at 3:00 am I hope it makes any sense at all..#now Iâm rambling. anyway trying to fit some of my thoughts into a comic#I wanna write a fic or somethingâŚ#dawnsart#oops I forgot Rachelâs tag!!!#Rachel rand
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i want to headcanon the mtt having absolutely terrible hygiene and struggling to keep themselves clean (this MAY... just QUITE POSSIBLY.... only in the SLIGHTEST bit be projection) but i think it would be too gross and man EVEN I dont wanna think about that
also killer canonically smells good and i actually really LIKE that idea so oh shit there goes that idea out the window. horror and dust youre my only hope please let me make you smell bad for reasons you won't understand
#also i dont think i. just got a sense of dejavu wtf. anyways#i dont think im THAT bad at maintaining my hygiene..... like i dont bed rot for months which isn't good by any means#but if i havent reached that point of bad hygieneness then i dont think i should be talking about this topic#sure i may uhhh may struggle to brush my teeth and shower multiple times a week but like. ngl it's not that bad#i am NORMAL okay THIS IS NORMAL. people struggle with this stuff all the time everyday i dont need to be making a whole post on this topic#i wish that the capital i in this app looked different. because when i wanna emphasize I it just looks normal#i type like how i speak has it not become glaringly obvious yet. so it boggles and bothers me when i cant emphasize i like i can irl#the laundry piles in dusts room are probably unfathomably tall he just throws it all into one corner (HES JUST LIKE ME FR!!! I DO TJIS!!!!!)#all the water in horrortale has turned toxic and polluted and bad so horror's only option is to not shower or shower in dirty water#he chooses the former because what if that water has monster dust sprinkled in it. his paranoia wont let him shower in dust infused water#TRIGLYCERCULE GET YOUR FUCKING LIFE TOGETHER INSTEAD OF THINKING AND PROJECTING ONTO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. SCHOOL STARTS IN 3 DAYS.#I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY.... IM SORRY OKAY I KNOW!!! I KNOW THIS IS BAD!!! I WILL TRY!!!!!!#anyways back to projecting. do you think dust has sheets on his little matress bed#because the sheets will enevitably get dusty and then he's gonna have to lay on the dust of those he killed and thats a bad thought#sheets can fix the problem temporarily because he can just change them out and wash them#but also.... changing sheet hard.... take long time..... dust just want sleep.... rot away..... so no sheet on matress??? idk#dust might be able to make fun of horror and killer for having food issues but#killer gets to make fun of dust and horror for having hygiene issues#he's had his lows but he's never gotten THAT low đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤ŁđŤľđŤľđŤľ LOSERS!!!!!#what does horror get to make fun of them for??? idk murder#killer might be able to keep himself clean but he cannot keep anything else around him clean with thet goddamn eye goop so HAH take that#me on my way to overshare with strangers on the internet. this isnt that bad compared to other stuff ive seen online actually#triglycercule can you just shut the fuck up and get back to posting about the mtt nobody CARES#alright..... limps away like a kicked and beated puppy...... like killer after getting abused by nightmare for the 56th time..........#advanced humor only utmv fans will get it#tricule rant#i said i wasnt gonna make the post but i did infact make the post. just in tags#me when i LIE#just offically reached 50 drafts where my medal. i should clear them out? alright shoot that guy
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so. hi !!!
been wanting to do silly posts and finally got the energy to :D !!
#can you tell which ones where living in my head rent free#the swear on the wisp has been stuck in my head for God Knows how long and i donât know WHYYY#ALSO#kreuzlied i am so sorry i did you dirty#anbd drained my motivation đđ#some of these are Veryyyy out of context XDDD#anywaysssssss#this is what iâve been doing half the day XD#genshin impact#nameless bard#genshin oc#kreuzlied#reversed fates au#lanternâs art corner#also yes nbâs outfit is based on hunterâs bird onesie :]#wispti#my posts
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thinking about frankenstein a new musical (2008) once again and going Crazy
#carissa speaks#finally found the boots of the few songs that exist and.#I could stage it better#girl please ur score fuckin Bangs donât do her dirty like that!!#victor frankenstein my little meow meow someone get this man to open up abt his feelings or smth#also if I was to direct frankenstein it would be so much fruitier#victor and henry were kissing on the regular TO ME#also the costumes????? the coming of the dawn fit fills me with rage the cut of the vest is all WRONG#and unbuttoned????? first and foremost king you are in the ARCTIC but also that would be like stripping!!! thatâs not allowed!!#button ur vest up!!#idk if I was the directors of frankenstein a new musical 2008 I would simply up the energy levels#but maybe thatâs just me#show fucks though do not get me wrong too 5 musicals of all time I am literally vibrating over here#but I did see those clips and every ounce of my theatre major brain took over#maybe a Would be a better techie#bc I know I could design the Hell out of this show#also- get rid of those fuckass stairs why the hell are there stairs they make for useless traveling#sorry not to be full of mt rage tonight Iâm just so ??? they literally had it all how did they not follow through visually đ#give me victorian gothic!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!#I also think itâs really interesting now that Iâve actually gone through and fully perceived the book#the changes they made specifically in the instances of justine and Henryâs deaths and how that changes victors character#I like that victor gets to witness Henryâs death and I think the conflict there is neat#but I also enjoy the agency of victor deciding to take back his promise on his own#I feel in some ways him actually going through with a second one all the way to the end is a detriment to his character#like yeah he does Immediately regret it and kill her but the lack of consideration beforehand in the musical is interesting to me#it feels much more like the frenzy of the first creation whereas in the book it is a true concious choice which I think is interesting#both are good and valid takes I just think the discrepancies are neat#there are so many typos in these tags but I cannot be assed to fix them#so sorry#frankenstein musical
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Hi. (Announcement in the tags)
#uhmm...i don't know how to explain this...#so my family has been having a lot of trouble lately#mostly our relationship with our step father#there's been ups and downs..well..more on the downer side. the only main reason my mother married him was because of..well..#money..as trash as that sounds. i can't deny the fact that I've been able to continue my studies due to his financial support.#i don't want to justify anything that i've probably done wrong to him but emotionally right nowâi'm simply scarred to the point whereâ#I don't think I could heal without professional help. I've been struggling a lot with it ever since of what he did#i felt disgusted. dirty. I felt lost. I didn't want to forgive him. maybe this is the punishment i have to endure because I didn't have itâ#âin me to forgive him. I know the principles of my religion and it is stated that one must always find forgiveness towards others.#no matter how big their mistake is. but you seeâI'm not God. I am human. my kindness isn't as grand and as big as Him.#my patience is limited and so is my forgiveness#that applies the same to my mother. my mother is a very patient person when it comes to her husband. but yet again she isn't an angelâ#nor is she God. she is also human and has limits to what she could handle and what she could forgive and forget.#they argued tonight. and I don't think it'll slide or end well like the past arguments. and I'm sorry to say butâ#I won't be able to be active all that much either.#without him now I'll probably have to look for part time jobs. which is gonna limit how active I will be here and on my main account#I will probably go into an indefinite hiatus for some time#maybe I'll come back...maybe I won't. hopefully I will. just...pray for me that I have it in me to continue doing what I love andâ#âsharing these little bits of what I do in my free time with you.#I won't have the time to reply to anything for the time being. college tests are on the way and I have to prepare myself forâ#âthe better or worse.#if things go downhill and you don't hear from me for a long while. then this will probably be my last post here.#I'll still be able to reply to messages on other platforms#but I just don't have the emotional stability to talk right now. No it's gonna be fine. I have faith in me and God.#I know that He doesn't put His children into burdens that none of them could handle.#and if He thinks I could handle this. then I will. and I can. He is with me and so is all of your faith.#that puts me in a sense of reassurance a little hahah...#yeah.. so...I'll see you then..bye.
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Colored in some sketches of mine for an experiment :) All based on in game screenshots I have taken
Bonus No Color version
#professor turo#director clavell#nemona#and me player character#katzenkarussel draws#I did. Clavell so so dirty I am sorry Clavell fans do not look at him#my player character looks like knock off J1ll v4alentine#Professor Turo is my favorite how can you tell#Iâve seen one Turo with the earring art and I think we need more#he loved her and you cannot convince me otherwise#(and she him in return)#I think next time I might try a scanner instead of hoping a picture will do#itâs just that the scanner to iPad pipeline takes too long for me and I cannot be bothered to do anything else#gotta work with the lazy you know
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I'm in BG3 end game, about to face down the final battle, and I am SCREAMING bc I have made Some Choices in this playthrough. The things a warlock will do for power...
#I am very curious to see what post end game will look like bc jfc#shoutout to shadowheart for being the one and only OG#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#legit kind of broken hearted how things have gone between me and lae'zel tho#she was the first romance in this game and i love her with all my heart#lae'zel. im so sorry that my tav is a horrendous evil bastard and did you dirty like that
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if i may complain for a bit about something that doesn't actually matter and can be easily avoided. god i hate fics that baby-fy chuuya
#yeah yeah i know just don't read them w/e. there's no tags to avoid these unfortunately đ#it kinda feels like a fanon of fanon. it's so far removed from his canon self even if some core elements are there.#why write him like a 15 y/o even as an adult. and the thing is. even when he was 15 in canon he wasn't this childish. c'mon.#a lot of the most popular skk fics have him characterized like this and man I'm tired. look how they massacred my boy.#ok complaining session over. i feel like i sound kinda mean. sorry abt that.#it doesn't actually matter that much just a bit frustrating when it keeps happening when you're already a couple hundred words into a fic#edit: i lied I'm not done complaining i gotta turn this into a rant bc ppl misunderstanding my favorite character online is a crime.#childish was the wrong word for me to use ig it's more like. innocent.#girl. bestie. he has been part of criminal organizations quite literally since he remembers himself.#he is not some sweet uwu baby who's a bit of a tsundere or w/e. he's got genuine reasons to be angry yknow. he's been through shit#and he's not innocent? he's in the fucking mafia lol we literally see him kill like 20 people in 5 minutes at 15 y/o.#he's not naive either???? he may not be dazai levels of smart but he's still capable of figuring things out himself????#like he did figure out rimbaud's thing by himself. he's not stupid or slow. he wouldn't be a mafia executive otherwise.#and that's also the reason he can't be naive like... he is in constant danger after all#and idk watering down all this^ for aus is boring and turning him into practically an oc but it's even worse in canonverse#or literally any au where he suffers the same amount as he does in canon. bc then what's your excuse for watering him down.#it feels like forcing him into this very clear cut mold you see in every media when he is literally. not that.#no one in bsd is honestly that's part of its charm imo. they all subvert your expectations of their character archetypes#i think this is why it's making me so angry bc it doesn't feel like just misunderstanding the character but also the whole story. in a way.#am i going too far? perhaps. i dunno. i do feel less Dirty after letting out this frustration tho.#complaining session is now officially over okay. yes. sorry. i don't mean to offend anyone sorry if i sound mean at any point.
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hate how scared modern liberal movies are of making characters of color into antagonists of any sort? like i know it depends on what kind of story you want to tell, but if it's a "colorblind" story that's just like, "regency era, but diverse" or whatever and all of the people of color are the kind supporting cast, just go fuck yourself I'm sorry
#persuasion 2022 was sooo dirty w this#like... let actors of color play rancid people too? idk man i want to see characters.#i dont want to see you did the bare minimum and hired a few actors of color#like. in THE BOOK persuasion lady russell was lowkey a mean classist bitch#and they just.... didn't make her a mean classist bitch and just made her a kind mother to anne for nooo reason?#like also. sorry i didn't really super like gl*ss onion#(censoring just so it isn't in the tag)#bc like i get they wanted to critique billionaires. but... i dont think the movie was very smart to be honest#like it has a lot of nice funny details. but like. its all very on the nose and the pacing wasn't that great#and tbh i was like 'woah ballsy move to make leslie odom junior play some guy whose a complete suck up to a billionaire'#but like. he really was theeeeeee most harmless of them like.#this man was so insignificant to the story he was only needed to give exposition like 3 times#same w the politician woman like she had no fucking purpose to the plot#but especially with his character i felt like this could have been a great role but I think the director was too scared#of coming across racist to do anything interesting with the character at all? like what was he there for?#and like ive seen this man act this man is a fucking powerhouse of an actor you know#i was soooo excited that he was in the movie and he played like 'lowkey unimportant character number 3' like i was sooo mad abt that#like did viola davis perform her soul out on god knows how many seasons of how to get away w murder#just so that mainstream now is too scared again to cast people of color in non-'kind supporting cast đĽş' roles???#like i hope i dont sound insane but i am sooo tired of this
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HAWK TUAH !
jjk men during a bl0w!e
MULTIPLE X READER
-> GOJO, SUKUNA, CHOSO, GETO, NANAMI, TOJI
cw: bj stuff. cum play (kinda idk) rough characters. dirty talk. degradation. choking
GOJO SATORU AKA HEAD PUSHER
Soooo needy itâs insane. Heâs so desperate to feel every inch of your soft warm mouth. he promises to let you do your thing but as soon as you wrap your lips around the tip his hands fly to your head and his hips snap. heâs muttering apologize as he pushes you down until your nose touches his skin. he throws his head back and moans open mouthed like a slut.
heâll get so caught up in the moment he keep you down there for like 30 seconds just grinding his hips into your mouth. letâs you up when you pinch his thigh. you will be coughing and your face will be covered in spit by the end. he lovess facials and always rubs the cum in using his tip. he keeps a photo of you with his cock on your face and cum in your mouth as his wallpaper.
âs-shit baby⌠deeper, little moreâ
âyou can take it, i know you can babyâ
âjust make me feel good okay?â
RYOMEN SUKUNA AKA THROAT DESTROYER
uhm yeah⌠what did you expect. does not give a shit about you when his cock is in your mouth. keeps you at the edge of the bed with your head hanging off and his fucking your mouth like a fleshlight. goes so deep his cock is showing in your throat. your gags make him want to go another round. plugs your nose when youâre deep throating so you canât breath.
âuntil my jaw locksâ yeah he took that as a challenge. loves tying you up with a low vibrator on your clit while he fucks that mouth as torture. you honestly donât know if you love it or hate it. Sukuna loves it though, thatâs for sure. cums deep in your throat, every time. will face fuck you again if he sees you didnât swallow it all.
âfuck gag on that dick, bitchâ
âi can see my cock in your throat! but whoâs surprised?â
âyou better swallow my seed⌠itâll probably reach your stomach with how deep i amâ
CHOSO KAMO AKA WHINY B!TCH
again, whoâs surprised. he thought handjobs were great⌠but this? whole different level. you start but sucking on the tip until heâs sensitive. then you lick stripes up and down his veins. you use soo much spit and he loves it. he loves it when you press kisses to his cock and then deep throat it.
hes mesmerized by the way your head moves, the way your lips look. he has to force himself to not throw his head back so he can see you. one time he got ahead of himself and snapped his hips up and you choked on him, best day of his life. when he found out your throat felt like that? no going back. he begs you to deep throat him all the time.
âmore⌠more more more. please baby!â
âremember how good i eat you out? please treat me goodâ
âi know itâs too deep! im sorry i canât stop babyâ
SUGURU GETO AKA NICE N SLOW
just into good old fashioned blowjobs. your hand kept at the base and your lips move up and down his shaft. he wants your tongue swirling over it like a lollipop. he brushes your hair out of your face to see your expressions. heâs so gentle and nice when it comes to blowjobs.
letâs you grind on his leg while you suck him off. mostly uses it as foreplay and not a main way to get off. likes for your spit to act as lube for him to slide in. if he was gonna cum from a bj it would be on your tits. he loves that.
âfuck keep that up and iâll cumâ
âlet it get hard in your mouth⌠thatâs rightâ
âdonât give me those innocent eyes, slutâ
NANAMI KENTO AKA UNDER THE DESK
oh youâll support your working man, from under the desk. heâs so stressed about work these days and you have just the solution! you showed up to his home office in skimpy lingerie and without saying a word you crawl under his desk and get to work. he gets so flustered so fast, blushing and stuttering about how his report is due.
grips the chair so tight when you start working your magic. he doesnât want to thrust up because he knows heâll bruise your throat. uses his belt to wrap around your neck and guide you instead. pulls your hair an insane amount. cums in your mouth but likes to watch it pour out onto your body.
âiâm working baby⌠youâll get me too distractedâ
âwrap that belt around your neck, be a good assistantâ
âis this you saying thank you for being my sugar daddy?â
TOJI FUSHIGURO AKA TWO HANDS
heâs so big you need to use your hands or else he might pop out on the other side of your neck. youâre moving your hands and your mouth at a similar pace. he definitely teaches you how he wants it. he guides your head to a good rhythm and then lets you do your thing.
maybe heâll have a cigarette hanging out his mouth when you suck it. blowing smoke in your face to tease you. definitely makes fun of the fact that you canât take all of him. your jaw has to be open so wide to get him in. cums everywhere, your face, throat, tits. doesnât matter, if itâs you heâll cum there.
âdonât just move your hands up and down baby, turn emâ
âyour face looks so fucking small next to my dick!â
âcâmon, try harder to take it or else iâll force you toâ
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GUILTY AS SIN - Logan Howlett
⼠summary: the entire time youâve known logan howlett, youâve tried to keep your longings locked. then, one night, all that effort goes to waste when youâre confronted about your feelings.
word count: 8.5k (IM SORRY!!!!)
pairings: logan howlett x fem! mutant reader
content warnings: 18+ CONTENT MDNI, masturbation, dirty thoughts, light choking, multiple orgasms, oral (reader and logan receiving), spitting, sixty-nining, scent kink, like one spank, underwear stays ON, slight hint of arousal from crying?, creampie, p in v (practice safe sex ty!)
⼠a/n: guysâŚâŚ am iâŚ. a whore? (yes) do i need to be locked up? (also yes). i started this when i was on my period so maybe thatâs the reason this is so filthy? anyway i donât know how it got to 8k of smut but it DID and i have nothing to say about that⌠also reader has a mutation itâs not super in depth but her hair changes to red in certain situations and she has red light/energy she manifest in her hands, kind of confusing but itâs okay. anyway please please enjoy and let me know your thoughts <3
â Ë・ââĄâĄâĄâ・Ë
âI keep recalling things we never did
Messy top lip kiss
How I long for our trysts
Without ever touching his skin
How can I be guilty as sin?â
Guilty as Sin? - Taylor Swift
â Ë・ââĄâĄâĄâ・Ë
THE SHEETS are chilled, crisp to the touch, cold enough that shivers tickle their way across exposed skin. A sigh is heard, loud enough for wandering ears as a figure moves about in the unmade, blanket muddled bed. The window had been left open, and as a result, cold air had poured into the room.
Despite the fact that goosebumps adorn your body, it felt as though you were on fire. Huffs escaped parted lips, a charged hum zipping through your veins that only intensified each time you moved. Youâd been trying to sleep for the past couple hours, trying to ignore the need thrumming through you, but had only managed to fail.
You turn on your side for possibly the twentieth time, but the position only worsens your state as the flesh of your thighs squeeze unintentionally, a wave of brief relief sent to your throbbing core. Tears brim your lashes, damp with frustration because fuck, your body was humming with lust and everything was so, so sensitive.
This was all Loganâs fault.
The man has been gone less than a week and yet, your body was practically vibrating with need, trembling with desire.
The feelings you harbor make you feel shameful and guilty for a handful of reasons.
Logan was not your boyfriend; he wasnât even a friend. While he was cordial with the others in the mansion, he remained cold and indifferent toward you.
You pretended it never bothered you when he pointedly ignored your greetings in passing or refused to partner up with you. You didnât understand what youâd done to upset him, to warrant his treatment of you as if you were the most annoying person on the planet. More often than not, you are the subject of the manâs pointed glare.
So, logically, your heart shouldnât race at the mere thought of him. Nor should desire pool between your thighs whenever images of his sweaty form cloud your mind.
By definition, you were immensely smart; a genius with how you could understand what others could not.
Though, you were only human and Logan fucking Howlett was a man worth embarrassing yourself over, especially when he looked like he did.
He wasnât, your mind huffed.
He was, your heart retorted.
A memory comes forward, one that has your cheeks blushing, your chest rising a little faster than before.
A couple weeks ago, youâd been up late, struggling to sleep and with the way it evaded you, wandering the halls had been your solution, in hopes of tiring yourself out.
But when you had walked down your hallway, you froze at the sight of a shirtless Logan in his room, the door left ajar.
A towel covered his head as he scrubbed away the wetness in his hair, and you desperately hoped he hadnât noticed your presence. Water dribbled down his muscular body, and your eyes greedily watched each droplet descend down, glistening against the tan stomach you wanted to bite. What really had you drooling, however, was the thick, prominent vein that crept down into the waistband of his gray sweatpants. Said pants had your eyes wide with the prominent bulge tented in the material.
When you just barely caught yourself from moaning, you had dashed back to your room right away. You were wide awake still, but for a completely different reason. All you could think about was tracing your tongue along that vein.
If youâd fucked yourself that night to the thought of him and his glistening torso, no one had to know.
So theoretically, if you gave in to your cravings, it wouldnât be the first time, but it certainly wouldnât make you feel any less guilty.
Scarlett hues dust your cheekbones, lips bitten until theyâre swollen and shiny with spit. Your breasts ache from inside the confines of the pink, lacy shirt, made worse with each labored breath you inhale as perky nipples brush the material. Your hole feels incredibly empty, the need to be filled overpowering. Your clit, puffy and neglected, throbs with pure, searing need.
Another wave of aching pleasure from your wetness breaks your resolveâ a shaky hand slipping from its place on your stomach down, down, down until cold fingers meet the mess between your thighs.
A gasp sounds, melodic as it swirls with heavy breathes, fluttering around the room as you brush over your clit. Even through the material of your underwear, the slight pressure of your fingers made you mewl.
Flashes of Logan dance behind closed lids, your imagination running wild while you messily swirl over your bundle of nerves.
You wanted him so, so bad, in every way possible, it actually hurt, both your heart and core.
Your mind submerges your consciousness with thoughts of him; his pretty hazel eyes, the slope of his nose, the tufts of his brown hair. The muscles that were constantly on display, his thick thighs that you wanted to ride until you came all over him, and the huge bulge that was ever present in those flattering jeans of his (and if it was a reoccurring fantasy of yours to ride that delicious bulge over his jeans until you both came from just dry humping, againâ no one had to know).
Even if you wanted to, you couldnât stop thinking about Logan.
Him hovering over you, dog tags swinging in your face as he fucked you hard. Him picking you up and taking you against the nearest surface, lips trapped in an erotic kiss. Him prying your thighs open as he licked up your pussy, tongue dipping into your hole to lap up all the desire pooling, his lips wrapping around the swollen bud and sucking violently. Him holding your face lovingly as his hips thrusted his cock deeper into your throat, groans spilling at the gag youâd let out.
You were split between wanting to sink down onto his cock and rut your swollen nub against the curls that nestled the base of him and stuffing his dick down your throat, gagging around him until he came and coated your throat with his spend.
You didnât even bother to remove the damp underwear, instead circling the engorged bud over the materialâ and oh, fuck. The roughness of the lace mixed with the delicious rubbing of your fingers send little moans tumbling from parted lips.
Your unoccupied hand slips under the shirt covering your chest and only settle once your nipple is pinched between determined fingers, rolling the pert bud in tandem with the amorous touch of your hand on your sex.
Pleasure nips at your pelvis, and if you were a little more aware, youâd be embarrassed at how fast you to reaching your peak. But, as it is, your brain is completely hazy with wanton thinking and the only thing on your mind was lessening the ache that pulsates deep within you.
And fuck, youâre so fucking needy for logan that you try to pretend itâs his fingers abusing your clit, his fingers tugging at the sensitive buds of your chest. You want his tongue between your thighs, licking up your desire and sucking your puffy bud into his pretty mouth.
Chest rising rapidly, you feel overwhelmed at the fantasies swirling before your eyes. Its far too muchâ the mix of your filthy desires and your fingers rubbing your nub have your legs quivering as wetness coats your hand.
âLogan, Logan, Loganââ The chant of his name mindlessly falls from you, the feeling of your orgasm washing over you, threatening to pull you under those soaring, unforgiving waves of pleasure.
Eyes snap shut, ears ring with white noise, and your hips hump your hand pitifullyâ you were an absolute, writhing mess against the sheets.
The hair messily strewn around your pillow shifts then from its natural state to a dark red. Even with your eyes shut, you could feel the vermillion light whirling at your fingertips, begging to be released.
Your mutation was not one of subtlety.
Searing bliss coils in your lower tummy, your button tingling with the after effects of the orgasm that crashed into you. You sigh, because even though you just came, you felt far from satisfied. Your body buzzes with sweltering hunger, all the way from the top of your head down to the tips of your toes. Even if you fuck yourself dizzy with another orgasm, you knew it wonât satiate your body. Not completely, anyway.
Before you could slip your fingers inside your weeping hole, a loud knock echos through your room.
You still; desperate and hoping that if you ignored the noise, whoever was knocking would simply go away. But when another rhythmic thump comes a few seconds later, you huff.
Itâs well past midnight at this point, so who in their right mind would be going about and slamming their fists on your door?
Apparently, you arent moving fast enough when the person has the nerve to knock for a third time, hand a little heavier than before. A growl, tinged with annoyance, slips out as you fling yourself up and off the bed.
You stomp to the door, ready to tell the person on the other side to fuck off.
But when you actually swing open the mahogany door, all the anger simmering beneath your heated skin disappears, along with your breath, as your eyes take in the sight before you.
Logan Howlett stands before you, seemingly angry as a frown etches deep on his face. He glares at you, hazel eyes swarming with exasperation and something unknown.
And little did you know, all of your craziest, fatal fantasies were about to come true.
âĽ
The moment Logan steps into the mansion, finally back from the complete shit show of a mission Charles had sent him on, he tenses instantly.
His fingers clench into fists, tight enough that the skin turns white. The adamantium claws threaten to poke through his knuckles as he inhales deeply.
Big mistake.
That sweet, sweet scent swarms his heightened senses, the intoxicating smell nearly making him dizzy. His heart speeds up, his stomach flutters, and his cock twitches in the confines of his jeans.
Logan could fucking smell you.
Itâs a heady aroma thats so completely you, that his body feels deranged, just about ready to march up those steps and break down your door.
He shakes himself loose from the metaphorical shackles of you and begins the journey to his room, trying to block out how delicious and syrupy you smell.
He decides then, as his body finally moves up the steps, that ignoring you is the best option.
But as he gets closer to the hallway he shares with you (just his luck, by the way!), he realizes that plan is a joke.
He feels his control slipping, especially as the heady scent grows stronger, tinged with something elseâ something erotic and salacious.
Logan curses, his entire being rigid.
Youâre aroused, the smell seeping under the crack of the door giving you away instantly.
The idea of you whining as your pussy drips slick between your thighs has him grinding his teeth, fingers flexing and unflexing in an attempt to harness the control back to his body.
Though, it goes out the window entirely as his body is apruptly outside your door, unconsciously drawn to the very essence of you.
Thereâs a reason Logan has kept carefully crafted distance between the two of you.
The minute he was introduced to you, a new member of the x-men and teacher for the school, he knew he was fucked.
From the first look shared between you, he knew.
A pretty smile had graced your lips, eyes filled with joy as you greeted him, a hand outstretched in his direction as your hair swayed with your movements. In your cute, little outfit (a pretty, white lace dress that kissed the tops of your thighs, matched with baby pink pumps that accentuated your legs), he thought you looked like a princess.
He had stayed frozen, however, because he was assaulted with the fucking smell of you. It was nothing like heâd encountered before, and heâd been around for over a century.
Your scent was so fucking sweet, vanilla and honey permeated his nostrils and right in that moment, he wondered if you tasted as sweet as you smelt.
He knew that he had to keep his distance, otherwise heâd become addicted to you in every sense. If he let himself, heâd worship the very ground you walked on. He couldnât risk having the walls heâd spent so long building to crumble.
And in an instant, he was angry that his body had reacted this way to someone heâd never even met. He was angry he wanted to press sweet kisses on your face while simultaneously wanting to fuck you on his cock until you screamed his name.
So, with that, heâd made up his mind.
He had simply glared at you, refused to acknowledge your existence and stormed out of Charlesâ office. And since that day, heâs tried his hardest to pretend you didnât existâ if only to ease the way you constantly haunted his every thought.
He pretended it didnât kill him to see how your face would crumble at his rude behavior, at how he avoided you at all costs. He couldnât help it, though, because if he treated you how he wanted, like the princess you were, heâd never let you go.
A sudden noise shakes him from the depths of his mind, that carnal, sensual essence growing stronger by the second.
âLogan, Logan, Logan,â your honeyed voice whines, all airy and light.
And itâs almost comical how the telltale snikt! sounds immediately after because what?
What the fuck? He thinks, mind utterly destroyed at the revelation that not only were you seemingly fucking yourself, but you were moaning his name.
Logan growls, low and dangerous as his claws reveal themselves, cutting through the skin of his knuckles. His body feels unnaturally hot, practically set on fire. His cock now uncomfortably hard in his jeans, lustful essence bubbling at his tip and no doubt staining his boxers.
With the wafts of your pretty aroma and sounds of your lewd whimpers, he knows he canât resist you any longer.
His hand lifts, claws retracting as his heavy fist slams on your door.
And the sight of you, face shiny with a sheen of sweat has him choking on his own saliva.
Tonight was the night his control finally snaps, despite months of work put into avoiding you.
Logan knows his animalistic side is about to be released; heâs going to fucking ruin you.
âĽ
You gulp, a hand resting on the door frame as you stand frozen because honestly, what the fuck?
You deduce that the universe hates you because why? Why would the man youâd been thinking of while masturbating be right in front of you?
It only dawns on you when Loganâs gaze swipes over your figure that youâre basically naked. Clad only in your blushed, frilly top and the matching underwear, the latter soaked with both your arousal and release.
You shrink beneath his eyes, warmth simmering hot on the apples of your cheeks, and your mouth opens and closes, yet no words follow.
âUhâ Logan, hey!â Your voice is shaky, and whether itâs from the power of your release or the nerves that bumble beneath your skin at the man before you, you couldnât tell. All you know is that you want the ground to swallow you up whole.
Logan doesnât respond, just continues to stare at you in a way that you donât understand. You assume heâs just gotten home from the very long mission, and confusion settles over you as to why he was at your door, especially considering how he badly despises you.
Youâre about to voice that exact thought when Logan beats you to speaking.
âI heard you.â His gruff tone is coated in something darker than youâd ever heard before.
For a moment, youâre perplexed, brows furrowing and raising before your eyes go comically wide.
Andâ oh, oh.
âCan smell you, too.â
Heat licks at your whole body, embarrassment threatening to envelope you entirely. Tears of horror tickle your lash line, because this was probably the most painful moment of your life. Not only does the man hate you, but now heâs heard you moan his name as you came all over your fingers? How pathetic are you?
You open your mouth, an apology heavy on your tongue. You need to say something to quell the panic flooding your bodyâ youâre never going to get over this
Though, before you can even speak, Logan slams his mouth onto yours.
He holds your head softly, a deep contrast to the way his lips melt over yours. A moan slips from your open mouth, the feel of his lips sucking at your bottom lip feels immensely intense and so, so good.
Your arms wrap around his neck, fingertips tangling themselves in the hair at his nape like youâve wanted to do since the very day you met him.
âLoganââ you whimper against his mouth, trying and failing to understand what the fuck was happening as he slips his tongue inside your wet, warm mouth. âLogan.â
He ignores you, grunting against your spit, slick lips as his hands travel down your curves, until they find purchase on your ass, gripping hard. A choked gasp spills from you as he suddenly paws at you, picking you up effortlessly in his strong arms.
The idea of him holding you up with no hesitation has your hips shuddering forward without your permission. Vaguely, you feel him move past the threshold of your door, slamming it shut before pressing your body up against the wood.
Logan switches between licking your tongue and sucking meanly at your lips, until they feel full and swollen with his attention. Youâre pliantâ almost willing to let him do anything heâd like to you.
Almost.
As good as his tongue feels dancing with yours, confusion still settles over your mind. Perhaps this was a dream and if thatâs the case, you never want to wake up.
âWaitâwait.â You pull back, the questions swirling inside probing you until itâs impossible to ignore.
âHuh, baby?â Logan groans, teeth pulling at your bottom lip before sucking at the swollen skin.
Babybabybabybabybabyâ the pet name clouds your senses for a second, a rush of arousal pooling at your hole. You want to cry at how that simple, simple word makes you feel.
âStop that.â You mumble, pulling your head back and lips out of his reach.
Logan stares at you, silent but waiting as he waits for you say whatever is on your mind. Frankly, he wants his tongue to be buried deep in your cunt right about now, but, details.
âWhat is going on?â Breathless, the question settles between you, causing Loganâs brow to raise.
âWell, my tongue was just in your mouthââ you slap his chest, face turning warm at his bluntness.
âNot that. Iâmâ why are you here? Why are you kissing me when you canât stand me?â Your voice is quiet, insecurity present in your tone. Nimble fingers grasp the dog tags that rest on his chest, and youâve never been grateful for it.
At that, Loganâs face scrunches up, confusion floating around his irises, lips curving downward.
âWhat are you talking about?â If it wasnât for the genuineness in his voice, you wouldâve smacked his chest again at how clueless he was.
âWhat do you mean? Youâve made it very clear how you feel about me; youâve despised my entire existence the moment we metâ wait, I canât even say that because you didnât even have the decency to greet me!â
Frustration hovers over you heavily, enough to snap you out of the lustful spell Logan often inflicts upon you. You slide down his body, ignoring the quiver of your cunt when you make contact with his jean clad bulge. You push at his chest, needing distance to ensure you actually get your words out and donât end up back with his tongue down your throat.
âI donât hate you.â Logan grunts out, staring at you as you pace the wooden floors of the room. Vaguely, heâs paying attention, but he canât be blamed for the way his eyes focus on the way your ass shifts with each step, the plush skin so inviting as the lace cup each cheek. âWhatâre you on about?â
Frankly, Loganâs pissing you off. The vague answers are getting on your nerves, enough that you feel yourself snap.
Your hair swiftly turns bright red, a scarlet blossoming over the strands until they coat them completely. Your emotions could never quite be concealed, not with the way your hair would turn different variations of red when you were angry, furious, sad, happy, aroused.
âYouâve been a dick to me, treating me like shit for no reason and now you think you can just waltz in here and kiss me like that? You think you can pretend to want me when we both know thatâs not true?â
Balls of fiery, red energy bloom at your fingertips, and though you stand in your pretty pink assortment, you look the part of threatening.
Itâs too bad the abrupt display of your mutation, mixed with fiery words, has Loganâs cock jerking with want.
âSometimes, I question whether or not youâre actually a genius.â
And just like that, you feel the words like a punch to the gut. Youâre so mad, so blind by the intense emotions you feel for Logan, that you feel those pesky flames of energy moving up your wrist and forearm, a telltale sign of your anger.
âFuck you, Logan.â You hiss, your fingers hot with the heat coursing through them.
What pisses you off more, to which your hair and eyes darken to a dangerous maroon, is the fact that Logan wears a faint smirk, watching you with humor as if you arenât showcasing how pissed you are.
âAre you done yet?â Logan takes a step closer, uncaring of the way your mutation flares furiously at his presence.
âLogan, leave me alone. I donât need you to sit here and pretend to want me. I donât need you to make fun of me, either.â Huffing, you glare up at the man before you, who stares back just as pointedly.
You turn around, back facing him as you go to enter the attached bathroom when all at once, youâre spun back around by a hand on your nape, your neck in a delicious tight grip as Logan pulls you into his body, smashing his mouth on yours for the second time tonight.
Your body betrays you, a desperate whimper ebbs out at how fucking good Loganâs lips feel on yours.
His teeth bite down on your top lip, before suckling sweetly to combat the pain flourishing there. You moan, mouth falling open as he messily kisses you. The intoxicating taste of him swarms your tastebuds, his tongue swirling with yours in a way that leaves you dizzy with need.
A string of spit connects between your mouths as Logan pulls away, chuckling meanly when you promptly follow the warm wetness of his lips. A rough hand grips your throat again, tight enough to leave you feeling breathless but delicious enough to make your cunt squeeze around nothing.
âSo thatâs what you think, princess? That I donât want you?â Loganâs fingers flex around your throat, gripping at your jaw to capture all of your attention. As if you were anything but than enamored with him. âYou think thatâs what Iâve been doing, huh?â
You can only stare up at him as your heartbeat rings loudly through your eardrums. A hand goes to tug at his shirt, an attempt to steady yourself, but Loganâs faster as he grabs your wrist.
âAnswer me.â He whispers hotly as the hand holding yours captive moves to intertwine your fingers.
The touch of him, the hold on your throat and roughness of his fingers in yours, renders you speechless. Youâre so overcome with your emotions that you can only manage to nod. The weight of you goes limp in his hold, silently begging him to do something to satiate the hunger burning every inch of you.
âWords, baby. Got nothing to say now, huh?â He taunts, his grip leaving your neck in favor of thumbing at your lips.
âYesâ I, itâs what itâs seemed like, what youâve made me feel. Thought you hated me.â
Loganâs nose twitches, no doubt smelling your arousal as it leaks into the material covering you, ruining the lace.
âCouldnât be more wrong,â He groans, pushing his thumb past the soft of your lips. His knees nearly buckle at the feel of your mouth closing and sucking his thumb, tongue rolling up against the skin as though it was his cock instead. âShit, baby.â
You whine around his finger, eyes fluttering up at him in a way that has his dick aching for you.
âFuck, been dreaming about you since the day we met. Been dreaming of you in every way possible.â He admits, a smile tugging at his lips at the way you freeze, lips leaving his thumb with a âpopâ.
âWhat?â Itâs a whisper, barely audible but he heard it all the same. The butterflies in your stomach are now having a complete rager, bolts of anxiousness kissing your skin.
âOf course.â Logan leanes down, pressing a kiss to your wet lips. âKnew the second I saw you youâd ruin me, so I just⌠stayed away. I never meant to make you think the worst. Mâsorry, honey.â
This was not the way youâd expected tonight to go.
Itâs as though all the confusion, anger, and sadness drain from you and, in its place,its full of the tremulous feeling of the admission.
And despite the fact that youâd fucked yourself thinking about him, and heâd heard, you feel incredibly shy. You drop your head to his hard chest, your hands squeezing his own where he holds them.
âI donât know what to say.â You utter, brain all muddled and no other thoughts come forth as Logan haunts every inch of your mind. You feel like an idiot, even though Logan had acted like a dick for the better part youâd known him.
Logan simply lifts your head, invading your senses as his nose bumps yours.
âYou were a dick.â Itâs spoken factually, making him huff against your face.
âI know.â
âYou couldâve kissed me months ago.â
âCan I kiss you now?â
His quick reply leaves you flushing, but when you nod, his lips are back on yours instantly, in their rightful place.
The kiss is messy; hot, wet, and dirty. Logan groans when you jump up, strong arms catching your thighs in a tight grip. Wrapping your arms around his neck, you lose yourself in the thrilling taste of his mouth. You unconsciously start humping him, dragging your drenched panties across his hard dick.
You suck on his tongue before capturing his lip between your teeth, nails dragging down his shoulder blades. A loud, feral growl escapes Logan, and without another thought, he throws your pliant body on the bed.
And at the sight of you, Logan feels like heâs about to come right then and there. In your skimpy outfit, so much plush, soft skin is on display. The hair tumbling from your shoulders has turned a dark cherry color during your kiss, and your hands are tickled with red energy thatâs twirling up your arms, not unlike the way vines thread onto an old home.
This time, though, he knows youâre not upset, but instead, aroused.
He can smell the way your slick seeps from your fluttering hole, how it sticks to the skin of your thighs.
And fuck, he wants to sink his face right in front of your pussy and inhale until heâs woozy with the complete perfume of you.
So, thatâs exactly what he does.
Your eyes widen as Logan drops onto the floor in front of the bed, yanking your body to the edge. Your lower half is completely in his grip, and he stares at you for a moment, eyes hazy with lust. Then, heâs pulling your pussy all the way up to his nose. The feel of him so close to your puffy lips has you clenching, even more so when he lowers his head and fucking sniffs you.
âFuck, baby. Been dreaming of this since the minute I saw you. Smells so fuckinâ sweet.â Logan inhales deeply again, smattering messy, open mouthed kisses to the skin of your upper thigh. âYou donât know how many times Iâve wanted to throw you over my shoulder, get you alone and eat this pussy.â
âLogan!â You whimper out. The sound is completely feeble but you couldnât care less, not with the way heâs sucking bruises into your skin. âPlease, please.â
Spurred on by your whines, he sinks his canines into the skin, where your thigh meets the lips of your core.
Pain simmers into pleasure as the sting is followed by his tongue. Rosy splotches decorate your upper thighs, a preview of the bruises that will glaze the skin tomorrow. Logan does this until heâs satisfied with how his teeth imprint the skin. Itâs as if itâs his way of solidifying that youâre his, like heâs staking his claim with his bruises smattering your thighs.
At some point your hand finds purchase in his hair, pawing at the tufts and tugging his face closer to where you need him most. He groans, the pain at his scalp sending jolts of desire throughout his body.
He sneaks a look up at you, and shit, youâre the prettiest thing heâs ever seen. Your head is thrown back, sending those rebellious, red strands fluttering around you. Your hips are canting up to his mouth, and the smell of you, mixed with the previous orgasm youâd worked out before he interrupted, sends his senses in overdrive.
He knows heâd tortured you both enough when you canât stop shivering with need, when his own hips brush against the edge of the bed. Without hesitation, Logan licks a long, wet stripe up your clothed pussy, suctioning around your enlarged clit.
The taste of you, heady, sweet, and so distinctly you, floods his tongue. He knew youâd taste good, but this? Oh, he wanted to drink you up all hours of the day.
With a growl, Logan tuggs the lace aside and loses it. He sucks, licks, and mouthed at your cunt like a man starved. His tongue dips into your hole before licking up and down your slit.
Moans of his name sound around the walls of your room, along with the filthy noise of his lips sucking your swollen button.
Youâve never felt like this before; the way heâs eating you out has your entire body on fire, and if you could see yourself, youâd see how ruby colored lines swirl all around your hands, how your hair practically glows with the intensity of your feelings.
Heâd been attracted to you the minute he saw youâ but the way you look when your mutation is at work? The way your hair grows shades of intoxicating reds and the way the fiery energy glows from the tips of your fingers to your elbows? Oh, how it fucking wrecks him. He just wants to keep you captive in this bedroom for all of eternity, if only to see you like this all the time.
âFeels so fucking good, fuck.â Youâre a blubbering mess, hands tugging Loganâs hair hard, resulting in a moan that vibrates your pussy.
âMine.â He grunts, and you gasp at the sensation of saliva as he spits directly onto your clit. âMy fuckinâ pussy.â
Then, he latches his soft lips around your puffy bud and sucks hard. His dirty words and lucious mouth have your thighs shivering, hips bucking with insatiable need.
Like youâd done when you were alone and thinking about him, whimpers of âLoganâ slip past bitten lips as you rut against his face.
âThatâs it, baby, say my name. Taste so fuckinâ good.â He humms against the slick, swell of your pussy.
A stream of âfuckfuckfuckâ is audible from open lips, forming an âoâ as the rush of delicious, hot pleasure pours over you completely.
As you come down, the pleasure fizzles out and overwhelming bursts of overstimulation bubble over you. Logan continues to lap at your wetness, groaning at your taste.
âSâtoo much, Logan.â Shaky hands grip his brown locks and you try and fail to bring the man away from your throbbing hole. His tongue laps at the taste of you, dipping in as deep as he could to savor every last drop. âOh, fuck.â
âTaste too fuckinâ sweet, baby. Canât help it.â
Logan grips tightly at your thighs, cruelly pinching at the flesh as he devours your pretty clit.
He canât get enough, and seemingly, neither can you, with the way you buck into his warm, slick mouth despite the crushing pleasure. The material of your underwear snaps against you as Loganâs grip loosens, but he still eats you out as though there was no barrier.
His soft lips and dangerous tongue make it difficult to do anything but take the mind-numbing pleasure.
Heâs content to stay here; between your gorgeous thighs and ravage your cunt all night, pull orgasms from you until you forget everything except the syllables that make up his name.
Except, the words that come from you have him still against you, his cock jerking and responding immediately to the addictive tilt of your voice.
âLoganâ Logan, wanna suck your cock. Please.â
It was as though you were made for himâ every inch of you riles him up like no one else has before and he has to take a deep, deep breath to refrain from coming in his jeans like a damn virgin.
With one last lick up your lace covered cunt, his face is suddenly above yours, the sight is lethal. The entirety of his lower face wears your wetness with pride, glistening and gleaming in the lowlight of the room. His eyes look animalistic, the hazel taken over by the black of dilated pupils.
Logan looks at you like he wants to fucking destroy you. You know without a doubt youâd let him.
A sweet kiss is pressed against your lips, a warm caress of his tongue on yours, the musky taste of your pussy causing you to part your thighs further. You whine once more, because you crave the heady taste of his cock; your mouth salivates at the thought of his tip heavy on your tongue.
âEasy, honey. Can smell how bad you want it.â
If you were less intoxicated by lust, youâd be mortified at the knowledge Logan can smell your arousal right now.
âLogan.â Pathetic whimpers and moans against his mouth have him pulling back, gritting his teeth to force himself to get a grip. It doesnât work, not with the way youâre spread out below him, face pretty with a tiny that vaguely mimics the hue of your top and panties.âPlease.â
How is he meant to last when you sound like that? All fucked out from just his tongue alone?
âCâmereâ.â Logan mutters, tugging your body all the way up his chest, maneuvering you until your pussy is hovering above his mouth, facing his cock.
Completely fucked out, saliva pools in your mouth at the sight of his bulge, massive even in the confines of jeans.
Youâre confused as to why Logan has put you on his chest, but it makes sense when he pulls your thighs down, mouth finding your wet, sopping sex once more.
You cry out, hips jolting at the way his tongue push the fabric away from your puffiness, immediately wrapping around your clit. At the way you were shaking on his face, unmoving besides the subtle thrusts of hips, he stops.
âLoââ
âGo on then, baby. Suck my cock, just like you wanted.â
And oh, you both feel the slick that follows after those rasped words fill the air.
Only once you undo that damn belt buckle and pull both his jeans and boxers down, just enough to see the way his cock bounced out, wet at the red, swollen tip, does Logan resume licking up your pussy.
Fueled by the return of those talented lips, you lean forward without another thought.
Licking from base to tip, a moan vibrates against his cock as you hum, a taste so distinctly Logan making you feel light and warm. You lick up and down him sloppy, spitting on the tip of him as you slick his dick up, before finally wrapping your lips around him.
âFuck.â His growl is borderning on feral; his teeth finding purchase on your asscheek and biting, an attempt to ground himself. It only serves to have his hips jump at the feel of you whining on him, sucking him down so fucking good. âFuck, knew youâd be good with that pretty fuckinâ mouth.â
Heâs so focused on the way youâve started bobbing up and down the length of him, overcome with euphoria at the warmth and wetness as you suck and swirl your tongue, that heâs stopped his attention to your pussy, something heâs only reminded of as you wiggle impatiently over him.
âSorry, princess, youâre driving me fuckinâ crazy.â He grits out, fingers gripping the flesh of your thighs at the little âhmph!â you let out, pulling off his cock.
Though he canât see you, he knows thereâs a string of spit that spans from your swollen lips to his pulsating cock. He shutters, overwhelmed by you entirely, before burying his face into your weepy cunt.
âOh! Logan, feels so good!â With a pathetic little whimper, his cock fills your mouth again as you sink down, satisfied with the way his tongue is licking at you.
A blend of moans sound as he wraps his lips around your puffed clit, as you ease his cock into your throat.
Loganâs eating you out in a frenzy, crazed by the tang of you soaking his mouth, chin, and nose. Despite the warmth bubbling in his stomach, heâs determined to make you come on his tongue again.
When thick fingers nudge into your hole unexpectedly, you mewl at the blissful feeling.
Loganâs fingers work steadily inside you in tandem with the way his mouth suckles divinely at your button. Youâre an absolute messâ grinding down on his face, riding his digits, gagging as Loganâs hips match the pace of his fingers, grunts vibrating against you as he fucks your throat.
Logan curls his fingers in a way that has you seeing every fucking color of the rainbow. You come, moaning around the base of his cock and rocking back and forth on his fingers and mouth, muffled sobs spilling from your stuffed mouth.
When he feels you shivering on his tongue, overstimulated and sensitive, he pulls away from your center, the soaked fabric of your panties falling back into place once more.
Your mouth is still full of him, lips lazily sucking him down as your body tries to get ahold of the white hot pleasure still coursing through you.
âCâmere, baby.â
Itâs a soft whisper against your thigh, but it settles over you, his soothing voice swirling around your shaky body like a warm blanket. Letting his cock fall from your lips, you scramble as fast as your body allows before you find yourself straddling Logan, staring down at the man with cloudy, wet eyes.
And maybe Logan is sickâ because the sight of tears spilling over your cheeks has his cock unbelievably hard, a growl threatening to tumble out at the way your pretty, crimson hair spills over your shoulders.
Still, he wants to make sure youâre okay.
âWhatâs wrong, honey?â Logan watches at the way a small smile graces your features, even as tears continue to glisten your lash line. âYou okay?â
âNothing's wrong, just feel so good.â Your voice is a little hoarse, no doubt from the way his dick was fucking your whiny mouth. Your voice is still the sweetest thing heâs ever heard, those few words going straight to his dick.
Logan feels his own lips tug upwards as you speak. Even though heâs fucked you silly and stolen two orgasms, he tenses with desire as he notes the want dancing in your irises.
âGood.â
âMhmm.â
Thereâs a beat of silence, a moment where hungry eyes lock in on one another, sensual energy threatening to burst.
Then, in a flash, lips are locked and tongues whirl together familiarly. Itâs a hot, lewd kiss filled to the brim with desireâ the passion almost too much with how it lights up every inch of your bodies, a fire threatening to spread.
Neither of you are sure who moved firstâ but it doesnât matter because the way Loganâs hand wraps around your hair, creating a makeshift ponytail in a tight grip, steals your attention.
If someone were to see the two of you, they would see how desperate and needy you both were.
Youâre kissing Loganâs top lip, biting before soothing the sting with a sweet, soft suck. Your thighs are spread over his own entirely and your position has your cunt settling over his cock nicely. Loganâs free hand grips the skin of your ass tight, guiding as you grind against him, the soaked panties catching on the tip of him with each thrust. The fingers tangled in your hair are unforgiving, tugging harshly as Logan grunts into your open mouth.
Youâre both a mess of passion and lustâ and your body thrums with the idea of his cock inside you.
âSuch a good girl, thatâs it. Fuckââ Logan nearly whines, the feel of your wetness on his bulge has him trapping your lips in another all consuming kiss.
Your hands, lit up with energy, find purchase in his pretty hair, yanking as he kisses you vulgar, because everything is somehow too much and not enough.
âLoganâ need you. Need you so bad, baby.â
Logan wants to eat you up entirelyâ somehow youâre still not satiated, rubbing your slick all over his lap and begging him for more. If he was a better man, he wouldâve fucked you already. As it is, he likes it a little too much hearing you beg for him.
âShhh, you got me, honey. Iâm right here.â
âFuck me, please. Need you inside, Logan.â
Thereâs tears in your eyes again, ready to spill over if the ache between your thighs isnât soothed in the next five minutes. Youâre clinging to him, hips stuttering because itâs just not enough and you both know it.
âMy poor baby.â He sighs, the words somehow a mix of condescending and genuine and it makes you cry out. âSo needy, huh?â
âJust for you.â The way you say it, itâs a message you both understandâ you need him in every way possible, not just sexually.
He wonders if you know just how badly he needs you, especially now that heâs got a taste of you.
âIâm yoursââ you start, but itâs cut off by the squeak you emit when youâre suddenly flipped over, Loganâs muscular form hovering over you, his dog tags swinging between you.
âYouâre mine.â Itâs not a question, but a statement and it sends a thrill over you.
âYours.â Youâre nodding, eyes wide and so fucking pretty that it makes Logan squeeze his hands, the metal of his claws threatening to break through the skin.
He pulls his shirt off then, pride filling his chest at the way your eyes glaze over, a lip taken between your teeth as you stare at the vein that leads to his cock, which is pulsing with the promise of release.
He doesnât comment on your lustful eyes, instead tracing his fingers down your body, until he reaches the hem of your baby pink lace. It doesnât leave much to the imagination but Logan might break something if he doesnât see your tits in all their glory.
You get the message, leaning up and slowly pulling the fabric from your chest, your breasts and midsection on full display. If he hadnât already eaten you out twice, you wouldâve moved to cover your taut nipples. Instead, you grip the chain of his necklace and pull him back down with you, sighing when youâre chest to chest.
âDo you know how long Iâve wanted this?â He says, pecking your lips once, licking a stripe down your throat. Wetness coats both nipples as his tongue swirls over them. âDo you know how badly Iâve wanted to have you under me?â
You moan, nails digging into his shoulder blades at the fluttery feeling his lips bring, deep enough to elicit blood from his skin. Logan groans, head tipping back as his hips thrust down suddenly, the tip of his cock ramming into your clit.
âFuck, Logan.â Your hands span the expanse of his back, scratching each time he bumps your button just right. His jeans are still on, resting just below his thighs and something about the way he couldnât even get up to properly take them off makes you shudder.
Heâs rutting against you now, dick rubbing filthy over your panties and it dawns on you then that he hasnât come yet, too preoccupied with taking care of you.
Determined, you slide one hand onto his asscheek, pushing him further into you, while your other grips his chin, pulling his mouth to yours in a slick, open-mouth kiss.
âCâmon Logan, fuck me, please.â
Logan turns into something animalistic thenâ flipping you over without warning, caging you between his arms. Your gasp is audible as he yanks your wet lace to the side, before thrusting forward, and fucks his cock into you with one thrust.
âOh my god, fuck me, fuck me, fuck meââ the feel of Logan finally inside you had you absolutely fucking drunk on the feel of him.
âTryinâ to, baby.â He grits, arms flexing beside your head, fingers intertwining with yours as he sinks into you, inch by inch, until you were filled to the brim.
Loganâs body covers yours, lips pressing all over your shoulder blades to soothe the little whines you let out at how fucking full you felt. Itâs everything you want and moreâ you want to memorize the feel of him, every ridge and vein as he bottoms out.
âBaby,â he grunts, fingers flexing with yours as he stays still, for your sake. âSo fuckinâ tight, so fuckinâ wet.â
And it was trueâ despite the fact that heâs huge, he slipped in easily because of the mess you created, a slick mix of your come and desire that seeps from you.
âLogan, fuck me, please.â You ask so sweetly, as if you werenât impaled by his cock right now.
With that, he slips out of you slowly, before fucking into you hard, deep. Then, he fucking ravishes youâ creating a steady, fast paced rhythm and fucking you dumb with his cock.
Youâre a whiny mess. Your hair grows darker, hands glittering between his grip each time he slams into you, each time your cunt squeezes around him.
Completely cock drunk, your back arches, ass up and hips slamming back against his with your cheek pressing into the mattress as you sob.
Youâre so fucking needy that his own thighs are wet with your desireâ he growls at the sight, fucking you even faster.
âYouâre mine. Have been since you came here.â Logan growled, releasing your fingers in favor of gripping your hair and pulling you up until you were pressed into his chest. âMy fuckinâ girl.â
âYours!â You cry, tears rolling down your face. Your entire body jolts with pleasure, and you feel like you couldnât breathe, not with how euphoria threatens to smother you. âMâso close!â
âI know, honey, I know. Can feel you fuckinâ squeezinâ around me.â Logan moans out, pushing you back down into the mattress and finding purchase on your hips, pulling you back hard. âGonna come all over me?â
You donât answer, instead crying out as you feel a sharp flash of pain on your asscheek, Loganâs hand swift and quick. The pain mixes into pleasure when he rubs at the red skin, pressing sweet kisses on your back.
He wishes you could see yourself right now; maybe then you would understand why he was so intoxicated by you.
Your pretty body is bent over, ass up and face in the sheets as whimpers seep out. The lace that drove him crazy is yanked to the side, grazing his cock each time he drove deeper inside you. Youâre so beautiful like this, he wants to keep you forever.
Sweet, little âuh,uhâsâ fill Loganâs ears as he speeds up, pulling you back up once more against his chest. He wants to be as close as fucking possible, the feel of your skin on his almost searing.
You turn your head back, lips seeking out his own. He kisses you, sucking at your lips as he continues to fuck you vigorously.
The fluttery feeling of your cunt squeezing around him suddenly sends him over the edgeâ low groans falling in your open mouth as hot, searing spurts of come coat your walls.
Knowing that Logan had lost it, finally giving into the temptation like youâd been doing all night, has you whining as your own orgasm surrounds your entire being.
âBabyââ Logan thrusts shallowly, riding your orgasms out as long as he could; if he could, heâd never leave this feeling behind. Seemingly, you agreed as your nails dig into his forearms that hold you up, eyes squeezing shut at the overpowering bliss tingling everywhere. âI got you, itâs okay.â
âLogan, fuck!â It comes out as a huff, head against his sweaty neck, body completely limp in his hold.
Youâd never been so incredibly sex-dazed in your life. From this moment onward, Logan has ruined you for anyone else.
Though, you hope there isnât anyone else.
Logan kisses your head before untangling from you; a smirk dancing across his usually gruff features at the little whine let out as he pulls out. He gently rolls you onto your back, laying your head tenderly on the pillows. It was such a stark difference to the rough way heâd fucked you minutes prior, but butterflies flutter around your stomach all the same.
You watch his eyes trail lower, landing on the mess between your thighs.
Logan is mesmerized by the sight; your pussy is destroyed , so wet with his come seeping out of your hole. Mindlessly, he lowers himself until heieye level with your sex. Sans any warning, his fingers are thrusted back inside.
He ignores your hiss in favor of trying to push his come back inside, to keep you full of him. His eyes meet yours, watching as your chest rises as you observe him. Thereâs a glint in your eye that has his heart stuttering.
âI want to kiss you.â You whisper, soft and a little bashful, as if he didnât have his fingers inside you. You look too fucking perfect, hair returning to its original color, eyes cloudy with unspoken words, a smile gracing your face.
How could he deny you when you looked like that?
Logan kisses your clit once, enjoying the way you jump before removing his fingers.
With those same digits, he sticks them in his mouth, sucking the flavor of you both and humming. He could hear the way your heart picked up at his actions. He releases them with a loud âpopâ, before finally coming back to you.
He hovers over you, and like youâd done earlier, soft hands pull at the chain until his lips melt with yours in a soft kiss. Logan pulls back, resting his head on yours, eyes connecting with yours.
âHi.â You giggle then, nose bumping his in the proximity.
âHi, baby.â Logan kisses your lips once more, before rolling beside you. You wouldâve whined at him if it werenât for the way he immediately pulls you onto his chest.
With your limbs tangled, a kiss pressed to your forehead, you think this could be heaven and if so, you never wanted to leave.
It was quiet for a momentâ the two of you content to listen to one anotherâs heartbeat, the breaths that fall from lips. Then, you break the silence, because of course you do.
âLogan?â
âHmm?â
âJust so you know, Iâm expecting you to take me out before you get me like this again.â You mutter against his slick chest, where your head rests as you wrap yourself around the man like a koala.
A deep laugh fills the room, chest rumbling because what the fuck?
Heâs fucked you, with his mouth and cock, and now youâre laying on him as his come seeps out of you and youâre demanding him to take you out?
He was going to in the first place, but he thinks itâs cute you decided for him.
Logan may be a man thatâs been alive for almost two centuries, practically immortal, but itâs completely possible youâll be the death of him.
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mini skirt | theodore nott
pairing: theodore nott x reader
wc: 3.5k
genre: smut (minors DNI), fluff, best friends to lovers, meddling blaise zabini just coz, theyâre in love đ¤˘đ¤˘, self indulgent im so sorry for the person i am
smut tags: dry humping, coming untouched, (very little) oral sex, come eating, unprotected sex (donât do this!!), fingering, size kink, breeding kink, bulge kink, cream pie, so much dirty talk oml, big dick theo đ, reader being shorter than theo, reader wearing a mini skirt, lots of cussing
summary: blaise zabiniâs idea of how to play matchmaker might be different from the traditional way of doing it but at least you ended up getting dicked down, so you guess his method works too.
Blaise Zabini's idea of playing match maker is whispering to you âin a not so quiet way, that he'd heard 'Nott's got a big dick' and though you swatted him away. Face disgruntled, mumbling about how you did not want to know about your best friend's private parts. You're terrible enough of a person for your eyes to drop to his crotch when he sat down on the couch opposing yours.
There's a call of your name, once, twice. Before Theodore leaned forward, his voice loud enough for your eyes to tear itself from his thighs to his eyes. You gulped, hoping âhoping that he thought you'd blanked out and just happened to be staring at a very unfortunate spot. "Hmm?"
Theodore's held onto your gaze, lazying back onto his coach. "You okay? I asked if you wanted to head back up but you didn't answer."
"Head back up?" You repeated. "Head where?"
He eyes you suspiciously. "To your dorm?" Theodore gets up from his seat and leans down to crouch beneath you, staring up at you. "Or mine?"
You blink. Mind running in all kind of ideas âsave for the ones you knew he meant when he asked you this question. You shift slightly in your side, scanning the Slytherin's common room as the party rage on; it's nothing too big, a get together between all seventh year supplied with alcohol âthat Draco definitely did not buy just to impress the golden boy, not at all.
"I'm pretty sure I saw Draco take Harry up to your dorm, and neither of them look like they're exhibitionists." You say off handedly, looking down at him. "Besides, I'm actually enjoying myself here."
And to prove yourself, you get up from your seat; pulling your mini skirt low enough to cover your ass. Theodore, despite having every chance to peer underneath it, remains respectful as he plays with the hem of your skirt. "You are?"
"You aren't?" You ask back, trying not to squirm from the way his finger brushes against your thigh. Salazar this was your best friend for shit's sake, knowing that he could hypothetically have a big dick should not turn you on as much as it was.
Theodore shakes his head, slowly, almost as if he was in a haze as he quietly tells you. "Not really."
"Let's head up then," you tell him, and though both of your voices are low âbarely even audible considering how loud Mattheo decided to play his music. Theodore was able to understand you perfectly, picking himself up as he used your waist as his guide. "Come on."
His pinkie finger catches onto yours as he gets onto his feet, him towering over you the slightest bit. And though, Theodore and you leaving a party early to turn in for the night was a sight your friends were used to by now âknowing that nothing ever did came out of leaving the two of you alone to your own devices. Something about how Theodore was looking at you makes them think that that might just change tonight.
But, they regress and bid the two of you goodnight with a few sporting playful frowns on how you never stay with them until the party actually ends.
You only smile, leading Theodore up the stairs to your dorm like every other night. Once in the comfort of your room, you sit yourself down on your bed, patting the spot for besides you for Theodore to take. He did as told, melting into your touch as you brush his hair back. "How much did you drink?"
His eyes are shut, face leaning into the palm of your hand as his own grips onto your skirt, tugging you closer to him. "Just those two shots we took when we first went down."
You hum, letting him pull you to him. "Did you smoke?" Theodore shakes his head slightly, before opening his eyes back up at you. You laugh lightly. "Then what's up with you tonight? I'm always the one dragging us back."
"Just tired, I guess." He murmurs.
"You guess?" You ask him, standing up âletting his hands fall where it'd been trailing up your skirt back to his lap, lingering slightly on what sits above it. "When are you ever not tired?"
Theodore laughs at your words, eyes crinkling as he did so. "When I watch you play quidditch," he says, pushing himself up to press his back against the head of your bed. Watching as you shuffle towards your wardrobe, picking out a pair of sweats along with two shirts he'd left at your room. "Or when you're drunk out of your mind and I'd to have to play pretend as your boyfriend and take care of you."
You snort at his words, picking out a pair of shorts for yourself. "You don't have to pretend to be my boyfriend to take care of me."
"Mhmm," he hums from his spot, lounging lazily as you walk up to his side, the change of clothes in hand. "But it's more affective that way." His hand finds its way to your hips, pulling you closer to him. "And I like it. I like pretending to be yours."
There's a split second where his eyes falters, looking at you almost nervously as he waits for you to respond. "You do?"
"Mhmm," he hums, pushing himself up to sit straight. "More than anything."
It's nauseating to see him look at you âeyes lacking their usual stoic and disinterest to instead be replaced by lust and adoration.
Without thinking twice, you leaned down meeting his lips halfway as your eyes flutters shut. And though seated, Theodore was still tall enough to kiss you back with ease. Letting you melt into the feeling of his soft lips moving slowly and desperately against yours.
"Fuck," Theodore mutters breathlessly, he pushes against your hand; dropping your (mostly his) clothes to the floor. "You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that."
"What?" You giggle, letting him pull you onto his lap. "Kiss me?"
"To kiss you again," He murmurs, attaching his lips back onto yours; a soft whimper slipping out of his lips when his clothed cock brushes against your core through his swift movements.
Fuck, Blaise was not lying.
In between your legs, underneath beige slacks, Theo's giant cock ruts up to you. You gasp into his mouth. "Ahâ" you try to catch your breath. "âfuck, Theo. You've been wanting to kiss me since we were thirteen?"
"Mhmm," he hums, long slender hands gripping onto your waist before he slides one underneath your shirt and lays it flat against your tummy. His free hand, resting on your thigh, guiding you down onto him. "You're the only girl I ever want to kiss."
It's silly, you know it is âespecially when his cock was pressing into your cunt, only separated by a thin layer of clothingâ and yet you can't help but smile up at him, almost giggling when you ask him. " 's that why you asked me to be your first kiss?"
"Mhmm." He's smiling when he kisses you. "Can you blame me?" His tongue licks at your top lips, quick and gentle, trying to gauge on what you tasted like. "Prettiest girl at Hogswart and she was willing to be my first kiss."
His hand moves grips onto your waist, his touch blazing hot. "... Flatterer," you say, a playful pout prominent on your lips.
He chuckles, pressing his lips back onto yours, hand moving from your thigh to tug at your shirt. When you nod, Theodore pulls away just enough for him to take your shirt off and toss it Salazar knows where.
He doesn't even try to hide his staring, canting his hips upwards as he held you down. "Can you feel that?" He asks breathlessly, almost whining as he humps against you. "Can you feel how hard you make me?"
You could only moan, nodding dumbly as you rolled your hips. "Fuckâ" he says against your lips, "âhow'd you get even prettier, baby?"
And despite how hot âhow nauseating it is to feel his boner pressing onto your wet cunt, you can't help but giggle at his words, at how turned on he got just at the sight of your tits. "It's just boobs."
"It's your boobs." He hand goes up behind you, making quick work at the clasps before kissing your chest, licking at your nipples; his hips not halting in its movement. "So so pretty."
His hand slips down, going underneath your skirt to knees at you thigh. "Shirtâ" you roll onto him, breathless each time you feel just how hard he was. "âshirt, Theo."
Though incoherent, Theodore still understood you enough to pull his shirt off of himself before attaching his lips back onto you. His tongue glides against yours, swallowing your moans up when he bucks particularly hard.
Itâs humiliating how the simple act of humping, combined with Theoâs hand playing with your tits, pinching and rolling your nipple between his long fingers with his tongue exploring your mouth has you writhing on top of him.
"Theo, ahâ" you whine, hands gripping onto his shoulders to steady yourself, a familiar warmth building in your stomach. "â wait, fuck!"
Theodore's hips coming to a halt, as he watch you cum on top of him âin awe, without him even having touched you. "Did you just⌠?"
You whine, pressing your face against his bare shoulder to hide just how embarrass you were. Theodore pulls you back, looking at you with what you could only assume was love. "Did you just come, baby?"
You nod bashfully, hands going to cover your face just for him to pin both of them down. "So cute, so so pretty." He kisses you roughly, rutting up to you. "Gonna fuck you nice and full, howâs that sound?"
Theodore only frowns when you nod, always having been the talkative one in your relationship. âWords, baby. That sound good to you?â
âAh!â Your panties stick to your cunt uncomfortably, feeling all too messy when he grinds his cock onto you. âGood,â you whine, â âs good.â
Theodore smiles, pressing a quick kiss onto your lips as a reward. His hand trails down to your thighs, flipping your skirt up before groaning at the sight of his beige slacks soiled by your slick and cum. "Look at the mess you made, didnât even have to touch you.â
Sliding your panties to the side, Theodore runs two fingers down your slit. "Even your cunt's pretty," he murmurs, bringing his finger up to his mouth to licks at your juices. "You taste even better."
You're pouting as you watch him play with your pussy, fingers pressed onto your clit, going back in for another taste before you finally move down his crotch, just enough for you to palm at his cock.
"Fuckâ" he whimpers, hips bucking onto your hand.
Feeling proud you pulled such a reaction out of him, you reach for his belt, lifting yourself up off of him as he helps rid himself of his slacks. Pulling back his boxers, you will yourself not to drool over the sight of his long and thick cock, milky from the precum leaking from its tip.
Your hand moves on its own, wrapping around the base of his hard cock only to find that your hand was too small to wrap all the way around him. "Why didn't you tell me your dick was huge?."
"You want me to âfuckâ" Theodore whines, cock twitching in your hand as it begged for you to move. "You want me to tell my best friend about the size of my cock?"
"Yeah?" You move your hands up, thumb running along his tip. "Biggest dick I've ever seen."
"You never told me you had âfuck, babyâ never told me you had a perfect cunt either." Theodore moans, the sight in front of him feels like it came straight out of a porno. His best friend and her small hands playing with his cock, tits out with only her tiny skirt stopping him from fucking her into the mattress.
You giggle softly before leaning down to take him inside your mouth. "Fuck!" Theodore choked out, hips roughly thrusting into your mouth. He's too big for you to fit in entirely in your throat and he knows it. And he's too close to cumming in your mouth to keep you were you are.
His hand pulling your head up and away from his cock swiftly. His eyes are shut, head leaning back against your headboard as he breathes heavily.
Your eyes are teary when he opens his eyes back up, and he wills himself not to think about how it's the result of him fucking your face. Theodore brings you up to sit between his legs, kissing you desperately, groaning when he tastes himself on your lips.
Your hand goes back to grab at his length and he whines, pressing his face into your neck and squirms underneath your touch. "Wait, fuckâ" his hand goes to stop you, brain going dead as you pumped his cock. "âfuck, fuck wait."
Theodore moves away from your touch, pressing your hand down onto your mattress as he heaves heavily. "Shitâ Next time," he whines, "we can do all that next time," he murmurs against your neck, pulling his head away to look at you, he adds: "but I need to fuck you. Please, just let me fuck you. I'll do anything to feel your cunt and fill you up nice and full, please baby."
And when he pleads for you so nicely, who were you to deny him anything? He kisses you again, laying you down on your back, whispering soft thank youâs as he presses open mouth kisses down your body. Slender hands roaming around as he tries to map you out. It's only when Theodore flips your skirt up, ripping away your panties to give himself a full view of your throbbing pussy did you realize what he's about to do.
"Hey, I liked those!"
"I'll buy you more, baby." You're dripping in front of him and he think he might be losing his mind. "Need to eat you out first."
"Thought you wanted to fuck me," you whine, gasping softly when he slides his fingers over your pussy, "why can you play with âfuck."
You pout at him, not expecting him to slide his finger inside you while you talked. "Why can youâ ah! âplay with me when I can't play with you."
"Not playing baby, just stretching you out," he tells you with a soft smile, leaning over to kiss your pout away. "Not gonna fit unless we stretch you out."
" 's fine," you whimper, feeling him slip another finger in, fucking into you slowly. "it'll fit just fine."
"You sure?" He picks up his pace, long fingers reaching places your own never could. "Don't wanna hurt you."
" 's fine," you moan when he slips a third finger into your cunt, "don't care if it hurts, just wanna feel you."
Theodore pulls out, bringing his fingers to his lips to taste you once more. Moving back up, Theodore grabs at a pillow, placing it beneath your lower back to elevate your cunt. Slowly, he guides his dick into you, gasping at the feeling of his thick head stretching you open.
"Fuckâ" Theodore pushes in deeper, pausing when he feels you clenching impossibly tight around him "âyour cunt's sucking me in so good."
The burn is delicious, his cock tearing you open from within, stretching you out to take him into you. "So full," you whine, pressing your head into your sheets as he slides in even deeper into you. " 's too much."
"I know, baby," he murmurs, rubbing slow circles onto your thighs, "just a little more, I know you can take it."
You whine pathetically, feeling him fuck the last few inches snuggly into you. "Ah!" He hasn't even moved and you're already breathless, feeling him in your stomach. âFuck me, Theo. Fuck me nice and full.â
âYou want me to fuck your small cunt nice and full?â Theodore pulls out entirely, leaving just his tip in your cunt before roughly thrusting back in, hands on your hips as he pounds into you. "Iâll fuck it nice and full for you, maybe even put a baby in you."
And when your pussy grips his cock at his words, Theodore drives into you even harder. âPut a baby in me, please.â
âYeah? You want that?â He watches as your tits bounce with each harsh thrust. âYou want to carry my baby? Have your pretty tits grow bigger? You want that?â
âYes,â you cry out, eyes screwed shut, the pain of his cock splitting you open mixing with pleasure. âYes, ahâ want it.â
âFuckââ Having just about enough, Theodore pushes your mini skirt up your stomach giving him a full view of how well he's fucking his thick cock into you. The mound of your pussy bulging as it makes room for his dick to spear into your cunt.
"See that baby? See how good your cuntâs at taking my cock?" He asks, his hand grabbing yours to press down below your navel. "See how good I'm fucking you?"
You can only moan, crying out his name when he presses your hand down onto the bulge in your stomach, pushing his own dick out of your pussy. "Feel how deep my cock is inside of you?"
âGonna be so easy for me to breed you,â he murmurs, wrapping your legs around his waist to fuck himself even deeper into you. âWant me to breed you, baby? Hmm?â
You nod desperately, too cock drunk to speak. Jolting when Theodore presses a harsh finger to your clit, circling it as he fucked deeper into you. "Theo, I'm gonnaâ"
"I know baby," he says, his cock getting impossibly harder inside of you. He presses another finger onto your clit, rubbing tight circles as you squirm underneath him. "Fuckâ you're pussy's so good. Need you to come on my cock."
Theodore leans down to kiss you, pushing his length even deeper into you. You moan into his mouth, fucking you through your orgasm, your legs trembling as you try to squeeze him in.
Theodore fucks your cum back into you harder and faster, chasing his own high. One quick glance at his cock coated with your cum, followed by the bulge in your tummy was sends has him rutting into your tight cunt, spilling his warm seed inside you.
Theodore thrusts a few more time just to savor the sight of you spread on his cock before finally pulling out of you. "Fuck Theo," you whined, his cum leaking out of you, making a mess all over your bedsheet. "Were you just never going to tell me your dick is huge?"
Theodore only smiles bashfully, pressing a kiss onto your forehead. "We're still on this?"
"You expect me to not be on this?" You say with a slight pout, Theodore only half paying attention to you as he grabbed a random shirt from the floor to wipe at you thighs. "It's almost like you don't even think of me as you best friend."
"Pretty sure best friends don't go around telling each other about how big their dick is, baby," he replies.
"Blaise can know about your dick size but I can't?" You murmur. "Talk about double standards."
Theodore pauses his movements, hand hovering over your spent pussy. "That fucker."
"Hmm?" You're curious now, confused as to why he was suddenly cursing out your friend. Never having been one to use curse words unless âwell, unless he's fucking you.
"He told me that you liked guys who begged," he says with a slight front, going back to cleaning you up nonetheless.
"Is that why you begged to fuck me?"
"No, that was all me," he answers truthfully, ears tinging red in embarrassment,"just wanted to fuck you."
"And they say romance is dead," you say playfully before your eye zeroes into what's in Theodore's hand. "What about the whole breeding thing? And âs that my shirt?"
Theodore, freezes with his hands between your thighs, feeling you stare him down as he did so. Slowly, he unravels the shirt he'd use to wipe you clean only to realize that yes, that is your shirt.
"You ripped up my panties, messed up my skirt, tried to put a baby in me, and used my shirt to wipe up your cum," you say, frowning, "I'm never having sex with you again."
Theodore's quick to apologize, peppering your face with kisses, mumbling sorry over and over again. "I'll sneak you out of Oxford street, take my black card with you, how's that sound?"
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