I'm suffering an acute case of naruto brain rot and I've isolated it to this side blog as to not infect all of you. You're welcome. 26. War Criminal Apologist. Hobbies include spelunking ancient blogs to reintroduce fanart like a biologist carefully repopulating an endangered species and imagining elaborate AUs I may or may not ever write.
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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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punk!akatsuki 11/12: kakuzu
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation
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“it’s not canon” TO YOU. they’re fucking nasty in my google docs right now
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inspiration struck, here’s naruto characters and posts that remind me of them
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cool popular yaoi. now draw them as women.
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually
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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
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A gift for my good friend! Shikamaru in your hands
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