#i am so funny only to me

[twstwonderlandstuff]

it's not fair I want silver to have this oh shit, I'm in love awakening w/ Valie (who already knows he's in love w/ Silver and is aggressively flirting but keeps on getting rejected cuz silver's so oblivious)

i need this to be the meme

"are you... flirting with me?"

"have been for the past 8 months, but thanks for noticing."

and he gets uncharacteristically red everytime valie walks in and then valie gets confused and it becomes the whole misundestanding shtick

'ey yo wtf is wrong w/ silver? naur why he red like that is he sick?'

'wdym OHHHH OHOHHOOHOHOHO' [this is lilia]

silver relives all the times valencia's aggresively pursued him and is all oh. shit. oh shit. oh god OHMYSEVEN and its just indescribable embarassment

but then they finally get together but idk what happens next <333 i just want them to pine for each other all the time is that so wrong

valencia saying the most embrassing lines w. a straight face only for silver to, with well-intentions, reject her/ remain oblivious. valencia retreats into the music club to cry and beg for help

the music club members make it worse (especially lilia)

no you listen LISTEN to me lilia is a harderened old general yadda yadda BUT because he's a general he has no tango w/ romance so he's as bad as sebek

NO IDC HE MIGHT BE WISE BUT WISE DOESN'T MEAN HE FUCKS UP

and especially messes up here LOLOLOL

rampant my thought are sil... silval? valsil? i don't have a ship name for them but everutime i lisen to a song its them dancing/ silver admiring valencia dance/sing/ play an instrument

i need that man to be pining and in love w/ valie im so sorry im too selfish bby

valencia's all like 'hi babe, you doin' okay?' with an arm around his waist and silver fucking assumes she's like that to everyone cuz valie's touchy NO. NO, SILVER BABE. BABY IT'S ONLY YOUUUU SHE ONLY TOUCHES UR WAIST AND PLAYS W/ UR HAIR LIKE THAT and KISS YOUR HAND LIKE THAT ONLY YOUUU BBBYYYYY

HE LETS YOU TOUCH HER BACK BCUZ SHE LIKES U SILVER ONEGAIIIII

on my knees hate it god GOD GOD FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DESTORY MY BRAIN LIKE THIS HE'S SO CUEVAWFAHWSDLFVKDSFNVASDKLF

WIFEABLE

KISSABLE

I WANT THAT MAN EMBARASSED. INCOHERENT. A MESS.

I WANT HIM.

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[cobaltfluff]

I dont care that it happened you to kanji. it should have happened to ME.

[silver-horse]

apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

Imagine Astarion with ears so sensitive that he's never willingly allowed anyone to touch them except for you. Imagine laying next to him in your bed, facing him, lifting your hand up slowly for that first touch. His eyes on yours, the rapidity of the breath he doesn't need to take, but still does reflexively. Seeing that he's nervous, but that he's trusting you, feeling his shaking hand come to rest on your waist. The audible sound he makes- half a moan, half a gasp- when you finally brush your thumb over the soft skin at the tip of his ear.

You trace the long shell of his ear and watch his pretty eyes, deep red like velvet in the moonlight, flutter shut. He says your name softly, as close as you've ever heard him to prayer. You pinch his earlobe gently, and his hips roll forward involuntarily, the jut of his hipbone pressing against your thigh as he makes himself still. Heat flares low in your belly, but you tamp it down as quickly as possible- likewise, Astarion makes himself still against you. This isn't sex and won't become sex, you'd promised each other (though that's not to say that you won't explore this thoroughly during one of your hours-long lovemaking sessions. He is all about experimentation these days, after all).

You lay there, touching him in his most vulnerable place, with reverence and grace and occasionally disbelief that you could be here at all with this beautiful, horrible, ridiculous and wonderful man, that you could be trusted so completely. You take in his every shuddering breath, the flexing of his fingers in your shirt, the softness of his mouth when he presses his lips to yours and tells you he loves you. If you have your way, if he has his, if somehow your utterly insane lives hold together for a year or a decade or ten, it will always be like this.

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

[kinstein-art]

sanji's weird

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

[beanghostprincess]

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

[treasureplcnet]

inverness here they come!!!!

[nothingbizzare]

Three tipes of people on valentine's day

[darcyolsson]

I CANNOT BELIEEEEEVEEVVEEREHHENEW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I know realistically what actually happened is probably that Esther just wanted Monty to ingratiate himself into the group and Monty himself just decided to start flirting with Edwin of his own volition, which is funny enough on its own, but I really do think sometimes about Esther creating human Monty as specifically a honeypot for her revenge plan, because that leaves us with two more hilarious options - either Esther instructed him to flirt specifically with Edwin (which means she, much like everyone else in this damn town, clocked him in about two seconds but like. when he wasn’t even doing anything particularly telling lmao), or she crafted him to be attractive to any of the three he happened to bump into first (which implies that Esther is certain that all three of them are into guys from that same brief encounter) and I honestly don’t know which is funnier.

Again, realistically I know it’s the first but the last one makes me cackle because it’s literally just

Esther, waving her hand dismissively: “Okay now go bump into whoever and lay on the charm I’ve got an evil mushroom to grow”

Monty, already packing his astrology books: “on it boss” 🫡

[quirinah]

ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??