#i am physically ill

[andyrandyx]

Get bro out of Uganda right now with all these tap dancing faggalitious men 😣😣😣‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[phosphenemoth]

If you make a loud noise that causes me to jump, I will never forgive you, btw.

[cybersodas]

MY FRIEND SAID TTHIS WAS QUICKMAN

[almond-tofu-chan]

GUYS I JUST WOKE UP I CANT BE THIS FUCKED UP ALREADY CMON GUYS WTF

[citrinegay]

so much happens in this weeks dndads episode I feel like I’m gonna pass out. spinning “we have to help it” around in my brain like a microwave

[xalygatorx]

fun fact, the way I write Adelie’s nightmare headaches is based on my own migraines and omfg I am accruing INSPO rn

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Turn your eyes away

[theaggresivepacifist]

the production team behind the show with the most unforgettable and perfect and heartbreaking and heartwarming queerplatonic duo of justice fighters of all time really just said “let’s make a fun spinoff about the guy who takes bribes, tried to frame a nineteen-year-old for his own father’s murder, strangled his young female co-worker, and physically assaulted Detective Han Yeo-jin because he enjoyed it”

[ellennieel]

clothes redder than maple

[homosexywhale]

Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak are so boyfriend coded I literally feel ill.

[lighthouseas]

ripping my hair out foaming at the mouth over willel....i need MORE of them in s5 PLEASE i love them SO MUCH THEY ARE THE BEST SIBLINGS I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

[assmanselke]

was. that. not. a. fucking. crosscheck.

[exilley]

what if i told you that the person who voiced Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion), Yukito Tsukishiro/Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura), Haruka Tenoh/Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon), Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa), Kurama (YuYu Hakusho), Emeraude (Magic Knight Rayearth), and that one blue haired bitch from Tokyo Mew Mew came out as nonbinary this year

[comfy-clean-tidy-world]

Apartment Inspection for Lease Renewal:

I'm ill again both mentally and physically. I need my apartment to be cleaned and tidied up for this Thursday to see if my lease will be renewed.

I just can't do it by myself for Thursday. All the cleaners I hired in the past discontinued residential cleaning. They only clean AirB&Bs, villas, offices, and businesses because they make their cleaning business more money.

I have no one to ask to help me because I have no family that live by me and after living in the same town for 15 years I haven't made one friend. The closest acquaintances I have are all the doctors and their employees I see for all my illnesses.

[bra1n-d3ad]

i just watched Waves (2019) for the first time and I had to pause halfway through to violently sob

[mutagn]

"i wish i'd stuck up for you when it happened." leo and raph innit

𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗖𝗘.

and still, it stings -- the injustice of it. feels as fresh as a new bruise, as clear as the sound of wood across skin. feels like leo stood above him, proud and tall, eyes turned upward. away. their alliance had fallen apart that day and never really mended. could be that raph hadn't let it mend, but he hadn't struck first. that was all leo. "yeah. well. you didn't."

it was subtle at first, raph can give him that. sensei had let his gaze linger on them before turning to leo, nodding, serene. had placed his hand on leo's shoulder every time he'd called them my sons. it had worked, too; raph had pushed further, stood firmer, hit harder. he was the strongest, eventually, no one could deny it -- but he wasn't the best. leo had the footwork and the stance and the steadiness, and raph had brute force. that was it. that was always it.

"what happened when we were kids happened, leo. drop it." he doesn't take his eyes off of his target. the throwing star dances between his fingers, a deadly gambit, a coin trick. in his hands a game, in leo's a killer. he burns. he strikes. bullseye. "gotta work my leg, so get stretching or get out."