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Listen I'm just saying if the CW had cast me in the Powerpuff Girls remake, I could have saved it.
#petition to let me use this for my book 2 author headshot#look it's honest#i am not stephen king#i am a junkyard reptile who basks on the hot rusted metal of a busted pickup truck#I am a raccoon that's been cornered in the shed and is looking for an escape route#my partner feeds me snake meals and spritzes me with water when I overheat#my office is a terrarium full of lettuce and pain#i'm having an anxiety attack because I got startled by a jacket#i punched myself in the lip btw that's why I'm bleeding it was me your honor i was the violence all along#ok I need to go back to work anyway Bezos ate my book again it's still on B&N tho#powerpuff girls#gangreen gang#yes i'm tagging them fuck it bois#lol I'm dying inside
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who killed my man stanley...
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I like a lot of horror podcasts, but what about horror novels? does anypony have book recommendations for me that you really enjoyed / that were super scary
#elevator pitch for moi? any spooky books you could pitch to me?#there are classics I know and like every book stephen king has ever written also that I could look into#you could recommend one of those Classic Horror Novels to me if you wanna double down that it's good#but yeah I dunno! I am looking for recommendations! maybe something I haven't heard before!#sergle.txt
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10 Stephen King Movies To Consider For October/Halloween
#Horror#Filmedit#Horroredit#Stephen King#Carrie#Children Of The Corn#Christine#Creepshow#Cujo#IT#Misery#Pet Sematary#Salem's Lot#Sleepwalkers#CHB#10 Movies To Consider#I am not saying that these are the best or that they are my favorites.#Just 10 movies that I think are worth watching for the season.#Yes I know this list doesn't have The Shining#No I didn't forget it#If you complain about it you owe me $2.17 to get unblocked.
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it is not a fix-it if stanley uris is still dead. it is not a fix-it if stanley uris is still dead! IT IS NOT A FIX-IT IF STANLEY URIS IS STILL DEAD!! IT IS NOT A FIX-IT FIC—
#dayne talks#dayne it-posting in 2024?? more likely that you think.#it#it 2019#it 2017#it 1990#it chapter 1#it chapter 2#it stephen king#stanley uris#stanbrough#stenbrough#reddie#<- see it most commonly in reddie fics. love you guys though <3#feel like i should preface this by telling everyone that has liked this that i am no longer an it blog lol
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“Christine”
So I recently read the Stephen King book “Christine”- y’know, the one about the evil haunted car- and because Outsiders still has me in a chokehold I had to redraw the movie poster but with them lol. (Think of it as early Halloween art idk)
I mean c’mon it makes sense- Steve is a car-loving kinda-reserved guy with a more-popular-and-attractive best friend like Arnie Cunningham. Soda’s a well-liked popular guy who still loves his best friend more than anyone like Dennis Guilder. Evie, or my version of Evie at least, is a tough but sensitive girl who’d want to save her boyfriend from a possessed car like Leigh Cabot…
Original poster + alt version w/ all the textures I like to add usually:
#the outsiders#my art#the outsiders 1983#steve randle#stevepop#the outsiders sodapop#sodapop curtis#sodapop x steve#the outsiders steve#the outsiders evie#steve x evie#steviepop#steve x evie x sodapop#It’s steviepop in spirit okay?? I am making this w/ steviepop intention. Doesn’t necessarily have to be tho if ya ain’t into that lol#christine 1983#horror art#movie poster#christine stephen king#80s movies#ALSO FYI the car is just copy pasted I can’t take credit for it! Cars are tough to DRAW much less PAINT so I couldn’t get myself to do it
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AU concept: Remus King is a best-selling but reclusive horror novelist. His twin brother Roman is a struggling actor. When Remus' publisher pressures him to make public appearances to promote his newest book, despite his insistence that he wants to stay out of the public eye, they hatch a scheme. Roman will pose as his brother for all book signings, public speaking appearances, and various other events, and will be paid Remus' fee for those appearances, plus a little extra. Roman doesn't particularly want to pretend to be his brother, but he hasn't had a real acting job in months and a man's gotta eat. Besides, he's known Remus their entire lives, he could play the part in his sleep. What could possibly go wrong?
(Spoiler alert: a lot.)
Virgil Rayne is Remus King's biggest fan, who comes to a signing, over the moon to finally meet the man behind his favorite stories. Only to have a panic attack in line and be forced to leave before he can meet his hero. Or so he thinks. Because while hiding in the bathroom trying to calm down, who should walk in but the author himself, who proceeds to be surprisingly good at talking Virgil down. Once Virgil calms down, it feels kind of awkward to ask for an autograph, but thankfully Remus offers before he can ask.
Remus even scribbles his number in the book next to his very poetic message to Virgil.
It takes Virgil a few days to get over his anxiety and text, but he ultimately does because how could he pass up the opportunity to be friends with his favorite author?? So they start texting. A lot. And who knew Remus loved Disney movies? Or did theatre in high school? Or sings Taylor Swift in the shower? Or makes silly puns that Virgil can't help but laugh at? Or has a soft, dreamy, romantic side? Remus King is nothing like Virgil imagined he would be, but it doesn’t matter because before he knows it, Virgil has fallen hard. And sometimes it kinda seems like the feeling is mutual? Remus is certainly flirty, but it's hard to tell if that actually means anything.
And, oh God, Roman is so, so, so fucked. Because Virgil has pretty purple hair and dark mysterious eyes and a cute laugh, and short circuited his brain so much when they first met that he didn’t even think before writing his number down. Roman is now totally head over heels for Virgil Rayne.
Virgil, who thinks he’s his brother.
(Remus is laughing his ass off at this whole sorry situation)
#Sanders Sides#Roman Sanders#Remus Sanders#Virgil Sanders#prinxiety#creativitwins#fic ideas#their last name is King bc. y'know. Stephen King.#you get it#Roman probably screws it up by accidentally saying he doesn't like horror#to which Virgil is perplexed: but...you are a horror author?#Roman: ah. well. about that.#it's almost 1 AM but I quite like this idea....it's giving Cyrano vibes
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I'll be honest gang if u aren't reading IT with the understanding that it's about childhood trauma and how it shapes u as an adult and prevents u from becoming a fully functioning, independent, balanced individual then we aren't reading the same book
#mayeb its just bc i have a laundry list of extensive childhood trauma but idk#listening to this podcast where these 2 guys r reading it (one has before#one hasnt) and im p sure both of them have said they had fairly stable and normal childhoods and its like. theres certain parts#where when they talk abt it im like ur missing the very obvious explaination behind literally everything here. its just trauma#this is all jist trauma man#idk maybe im wrong here. i dont think i am but still.#even if i am tho we still aint reading rhe same book lol#IT 1986#IT Stephen King#spam brain
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never before seen baby baby Duncan video. thinking about how mobile he was when I first brought him home. and also how his tail had to work double time to try to keep him upright
#my post#Duncan#in unrelated news I have almost finished my first book of the year#I am trying to read more this year#started with Firestarter by Stephen King and I love it so far
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these pics are so funny to me because pj did not get the memo. he even threw in the surfs up but still did not point. "hey lets all point and not tell pj." sick fucks. lmfao.
#and james mcavoy is gone. not even a thought in their heads#finn wolfhard jumpscare#i cannot seem to stop posting in the dead of night#it's 2:52 am bitch get a job#it#it 2019#it chapter 2#it 2017#it stephen king#james ransone#jessica chastain#bill hader#isaiah mustafa#andy bean#jay ryan#tags oh my god so many tags#eddie kaspbrak#beverly marsh#richie tozier#mike hanlon#stanley uris#ben hanscom#it cast#it chapter two
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WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER FOUR YEARS TO REALIZE HOW MANY TMA CHARACTERS ARE NAMED AFTER HORROR AUTHORS
#WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THIS#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#okay heres who i figured out#michael shelley#mary shelley#tim stoker#bram stoker#sasha james#henry james#melanie king#stephen king#i don't know that many authors but that's who i have rn#i still am going insane#this is bungou stray dogs all over again#i've been relistening and taking notes#its insane the things you figure out when you actually engage with it ell em eff ay oh
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from the credits of the girl who loved tom gordon by stephen king:
ok. i know this has been discussed on here before but i literally only found out about it today so... anyone else going insane over richie tozier's kinda canonical post-derry music career?????!?! hello?!?!
#LIKE. YOU'RE KIDDING#i thought i knew about all of the IT references in other stephen king books. this is literally a book i've read. i am losing my mind#richie tozier#the girl who loved tom gordon#it 1986#it 1990#it 2017#it 2019#stephen king#my stuff
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I’ve started painting a lot this year so I kinda wanna show the painting I just finished 😶 (the camera and lights make it look kinda bad and also is it blurry… shit oh well)
Painting the gravel and puddles clearly didn’t go well so any tips would be appreciated cuz literally idk
#I am so unsure about even posting this lol#I think i just have stared at it for too long#Anyways I am obsessed with it so I wanted to have a painting to hang up#I swear it looks better in person#Alr I’ll stfu now#It#it stephen king#it fanart#The ground is my nemesis
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Stanley, to me, was always a gifted kid, sure he got held back in kindergarten but that was just because of lack of attendance. He's always studying for some test or had his nose in some book, he had a bunch of trophies in his room. He was the top student.
Then he came along. A kid who didn't even have to try, but nonetheless still got straight A's and effortless 100 percent's. The kid who put Stanley in second place, the kid who once got the gold shining medals now gets handed the silver sorry of a gift that's engraved with a '#2' that haunts Stan.
#i am NOT finishing this#unless requested#btw that “he” is Richie Tozier in case you didn't figure that out already#Stanley getting awfully jealous of him without realizing he's also starting to like him#richie tozier#stanley uris#stan uris#stozier#enemies to lovers#it 2019#it 2017#it stephen king#it movie#losers club
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its 3am and im going into shock due to lack of drawing satosugu being happy
#ARJEJRIRAOFFHGFJSJS im awake spiritually#mentally and physically though i am going to bed#im so emotional these days#i was watching kill bill vol2#and the line ur a terrific person ur my favorite person but sometimes you can be a real cnt#I was like ob my god thats so stsg core#take me to the grass field from that stephen king novel bc i need to literally be trapped in it
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"groovy!"
"THAT IS NOT GROOVY!"
click for better quality <3 🎭📖🃏
#randall flagg#walter o'dim#the stand#the dark tower#stephen king#pixxy art#so i was watching a gameplay vid for ihnmaims right#and i hear AM talk. and first im cold on it . but it keeps going and i have The Realization that this is how flagg should sound 💜#so yes. harlan ellison as AM is how i hear flagg now#and that inspired flagg in these 70s outfits!!!
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