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slutty phil for halloween would fix me actually

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supportive friend

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Hello everyone

I am Nour from Gaza

.I need your help if you can

Please donate to save my life and the lives of my children

I'm asking for a small donation of $25 from each person. $35 will save my children from death and help me cover expenses and rebuild.

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For someone who wants to leave behind their old branding….

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”you’re gonna get impregnated by a yeti… or a snake”

Glad they are considering all the risks for each tour location love our prepared kings

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i found it, i found the 30% straight! (x)

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Heart Eyes Howell AND Loves Eyes Lester?! Oh I can’t do this…

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I made a clone compilation like last week and tonight I was just watching some of a pre show that was recorded and posted onto YouTube and Phil mentioned cloning 😑 wtf is wrong with them

it’s constant

they just can’t stop talking about cloning

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danisnotonfire? *exhales cigarette smoke* haven’t heard that name in hours

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There’s jumpscares… then there’s THIS:

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we have all seen dans fuckass pants. the straps cause controversy, is it a serve, a slay to wear your pants incorrectly or is it tacky?

what if i told you that i have found the real reason dan won’t pull the straps around his legs?

as we all know, dan has fallen off his chair a lot, for example,

do you know what would solve his problem?

strapping him to the table. that’s right, with these very pants, dan is finally protected from falling off his chair, something he clearly needs. so next time you joke that he looks dumb and doesn’t understand how pants work, remember that you are right because why would he wear his protective pants at a m&g

alternatively, it’s so short phannies can make him fall over by yanking on them really hard

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the timing for Dan denying the philslion thing is way to funny cuz now we are all like yeah fucking right he probably just forgot his own lore again

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every other post in that video was calling them "husband" or "wife" but the only thing phil snorted at was the one that said "coworker"

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please crowdfund a VIP meet and greet ticket for me so i can ask if they saw my post or it's going to haunt me for the rest of my life thanks

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I feel like I need a history lesson on philslion can anyone help?

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they're my favorite unreliable narrators 🥰

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First and Last time there was no cockshame to be seen