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:0 thank you!

I’m painting a deck of cards rn and here is the Pheal !!

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phil implying he’s married to dan but it’s via threatening dan with murder for life insurance fraud. he was meant for tumblr and nowhere else

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so dan is the executor of phil's will.... and phil is the beneficiary of dan's life insurance.......... in sickness and in health..... til death do us part.......

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Okay…

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@ingydar-phan the video is finished!!!!!!!!

Cute and funny moments from “reading Dan and Phil’s minds”!!!

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SINCE WHEN DOES CAPCUT HAVE WATERMARKS???

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Dan and Phil: we want our fans to respect our privacy. you don’t have a right to our romantic lives

Dan: PHIL BOTTOMS PHIL IS A POWER BOTTOM

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Not the first time I said that

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well. i mean. they're not Wrong.

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realized they're doing the thing in my m&g picture ☹️

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Dan version here

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dan just CANNOT contain himself. the man is so proud that he and phil won the rpf tournament

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THATS ENOUGH SLICES

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Do you reckon Phil fainted, punched a lamp and twerked for Dan's mullet?

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imagine you are at a café minding your own business, having a coffee and a slice of chocolate cake on the side when suddenly you feel a strange presence creeping up on you. you turn around and see dan howell looming over you with a disgusted look on his face. he grabs your plate of chocolate cake and whispers

don’t you know that phil can’t have chocolate?

he then throws the chocolate cake at your face killing you instantly

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COCK SHAME ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ PUSSY FACING THE WORLD ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

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Another Tumblr shoutout phannies we won 🙏