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One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.
Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”
Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”
A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”
“It kinda is. Did you do it?”
“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”
“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”
The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.
#the second best thing about living in Gotham is overheating the robins have the most batshit insane convo you’ve ever heard#overhearing*#Duke showed up at Wayne Manor was given a knife and when he told Tim about it#Tim took the knife and stabbed him self (a little) and then shouted to Bruce that Duke stabbed him#because and I quote ‘they won’t leave you alone until you do it’#Duke was just like: WTF am I getting myself into here#batfam#Gotham#dick Grayson#Tim drake#Duke Thomas
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quick itfs sketch page
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuuji#megumi#fr some reason it's rare fr me to b happy with monochrome pieces so i am combatting tht general dislike by making it itfs#harder 2 dislike smth when it's a bunch of sketches of my ship kissing#oh ya threw in some good ol Corner Angst also bc i ended up not wanting 2 draw a third kiss dsfhjshdsdfjg#doing this got me thinking about tht one itfs piece i did back in april#captioned smth smth 'im on an itafushi kick'#n how that was like. the piece that opened the floodgates n made me realize how actually insane i am abt them#before it was just a casual Yeah This Ship Is Cute ill draw for it when the mood strikes#then after doing tht draws i ws like wait a minute whats happening to me#now here i am 5 months later completely emotionally dependent on these 2 traumatized 15 year olds#anyway this sheet is kind of an homage 2 the other one :'> how far ive come. how far theyve come. they make me ill every waking hour
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found more discworld books its so over for me
#going insane in the head but like in a normal way#this is simultaneously getting me out of artblock and the fact that i havent been able to finish a book since highschool#havent been able to find making money so im going back to the city watch novels fortunately i found the one i was missing to continue#im reading these like an evil puzzle but ykwhat that might be the intended way#still the whiplash of going from color of magic to going postal is crazy like wym they have the internet now#also like#the way its written and the way the world is described#idk i love the way u can tell its not a oarody of generic fantasy tropes anymore we’re in. the shit.#wonderful tell me more#my art#art#artists on tumblr#discworld#discworld fanart#discworld city watch#guards guards#men at arms#feet of clay#started jingo dont spoilmeee#o yea also reacher gilt is here#pirateguy easy to draw#i still gotta figure out a moist design im sorry he is supposed to look like any other bitch what am i supposed to do with that#i think its gotta be sth with the costume but i think ill die if its just a golden tumblr sexyman#oh no#angua von uberwald#carrot ironfoundersson#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#reacher gilt#gnu terry pratchett
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sir you have my everything sir
#rent free in my head#i fear that i am simply.... no longer alive#time of death 12:00nn 01/11/2025#bc mentally i am still HERE#rhfwnekjdfnkcjwhesndfkjvernd he's driving me insane ic an't do thi s#(this user thinks about caleb daily)#lnds garden 🌹#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#lnds#lads#l&ds#love and deepspace caleb#love & deepspace caleb#lads caleb#lnds caleb#l&ds caleb
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decided to draw some of your guys' tags from my harlequin sun and moon post!!! These guys are so much fun and you're all so funny >w<
#there were so many i wanted to draw!!! I might have to go back and do a part two hehe#also too scared to spam everyone by tagging accounts but i need you guys to know i love you all sm!! sending u all so many little kisses!!!#fnaf#fnaf fan art#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca fandom#dca au#fnaf sun moon#digital art#artist on tumblr#harlequin#clowns#answered asks#<- this doesn't really count but because i am drawing other people's tags i'm putting it here!#folks commenting on my art really motivate me to keep drawing ;w; you are all so insanely sweet and absolutely make my day every time!!! <3#just over here crying akjsfhsf thank you all so mucchhhhhhh ;;w;;#harlequin au
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cw: spoilers for sylus' beyond cloudfall myth
you don't know just how cruel you are. don’t understand the gravity of the ruin you’ve inflicted upon him. because of you, love is something devastating for sylus.
maybe it was naive to once wish for you to stay by his side until the end of time… but how could he have known just what it would entail?
he saw you in his dreams down in the abyss, visions of gentle touches and a melody that would come to haunt him through lifetimes.
heartless beast, you've tormented him before he even met you. then cursed him before he left. never to die unless it be by your hand, never to be free from you.
wicked creature, hiding behind the facade of an angel. shining like an evening star in the haze of his mind when he slowly lost himself.
beloved sorceress, his undoing. the one who wanted his eye but clawed out his still beating heart instead.
it’s horrible, painfully laughable, that you can look at him without the weight of the past. without the knowledge of what you are to him. of what he is to you.
your dragon.
your sylus.
don’t you remember that you’re the one who gave him that name?
#lnds#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#l&ds sylus#l&ds sylus x reader#sylus#sylus x reader#sylus angst#lads sylus#lads sylus x reader#sylus qin#qin che#i was supposed to write something filthy about dragon sylus yet here we are *sigh*#i may be a smut girlie but i am an angst fan first and foremost#as an insane person i actually think sylus' myth could have been sadder so here i am doing so
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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Oh, Lala...
#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#atla azula#princess azula#atla ursa#suki#atla suki#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi warriors#Kyoshi Warrior Ursa AU#wip#I felt like sharing a little snippet of a two-page comic I've been working on for AGES#Literally you have no idea for how long this has been sitting on my drafts#Mainly because I keep getting sidetracked by new AUs and sketches and projects. But that's nothing new so#This one is a deep-ish dive into the basic character dynamics between the Fire Siblings as well as Ursa and Suki#Or should I say#Between the siblings Ruolan and Jian Li regarding their mother Noriko and each other.#I know the names can get rather confusing. I'd love to explain the reasoning behind them if anyone would like to know tho#Moving on#There's a lot to unpack in that scene#The characters are different from how we know them due to their circumstances in this AU. But they have things in common with the og series#Of course that remains for you to see#I'm so excited to finish this and share it with you guys!#Some of you have been asking about Azula/Ruolan and Ursa/Noriko in this AU and I am here to deliver#I love the dynamic between this little family SO much it's driving me insane#That being said#What do you get from this panel alone? What do you think it's happening?#I'd love to hear your thoughts on this
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I guess I'm not really clear on what the deal is with Treviso's defenses or lack thereof. So it's a "defenseless merchant city" with no standing army, like the rest of Antiva, because... the reputation of the Crows is enough? Maybe I missed codex entries or, god forbid, a tie-in novel, explaining how this collective of extremely wealthy city-states that grew to power because of their naval might and location as a trade hub didn't at any point establish an army. Shouldn't each city have their own army?? Especially because there was a civil war at the beginning of the Dragon Age??? And dragons have been ravaging the north for fifty years and there was a Blight 20 years ago and the Qunari have been threatening invasion for decades????????
#this started out as a post about how I didn't understand why the dragon attack would put the venatori in power#over any other party#but I answered my own question. so all things being equal I am making a treviso post instead#I'M SORRY BUT AN ASSASSINS GUILD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS AN ARMY#THAT IS INSANE#VIAGO I DON'T THINK YOUR DAD IS DOING A VERY GOOD JOB HERE#veilguard critical#dragon age#datv#veilguard spoilers#I'm not even being that critical of this game in particular but my tone is mad at bioware so there. critical tag for you
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oh
i am. unwell.
#LABRU NATION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO#BRO I AM EATING DIRT AND FLINGING MYSELF OFF A CLIFF#mentally i live here now#in this hand holding scene#i’ve watched this scene in three different languages#and all the kabru VAs got The Memo#speak to Laios in soft husky sexy tones#killing me with a knife would have been better#it would have been merciful#because what do you mean this is their last interaction for a good long while#someone pls put me out of my misery#or there will be consequences#like me writing insane labru fic idk#wasabi rambles#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#oh … dungeon meshi …
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from the trailblazer's perspective:
we met some weird guy who wears a statue on his head, who was kind of a dick to us, but then we went on a little entomological field trip where he was oddly encouraging. surprisingly nice to us afterward for all that he literally interrogated us first. but herta runs around as a doll and we're plenty weird ourselves, so dr. ratio is whatever, i guess. we probably think of him as "that weirdo who was on the herta space station once," which is an association i'm sure he'd hate - but hey, at least we don't call him "scholar king."
from the trailblazer's perspective:
we met some flashy IPC guy because we accidentally held him up in line at the hotel check-in, himeko tried to negotiate and it turns out he's a professional cutthroat negotiator, but it all worked out and he gave us his fancy room. he also loomed over us with freaky glowing eyes and maybe threatened us, but it was kinda vague and it's not like he really hurt us. well... until he did. the trailblazer gets the opportunity to be verbally sore about that, but the fight didn't really feel like cocolia, like phantylia; like aventurine had gone mad and wanted to take over and/or destroy the world. his grandstanding didn't make any sense to us at the time, though, and fighting him sucked ass. but we lived and - as we found out eventually - so did he.
then the trailblazer boards the radiant feldspar, and we see aventurine's hologram talking with ...boothill? okay. who explicitly says they're working out some kind of shady underhanded deal to find oswaldo schneider which, subtlety thy name is not boothill, but that's none of our business i guess. but aventurine's there(-ish) and alive and not cackling mad, which is an improvement.
then we go into the next room over and see that herta space station weirdo, dr. ratio.
huh???
and the first thing he says to us is "no wonder that gambler likes you so much."
huh???????
everything about this is news to the trailblazer. since when is dr. ratio not only on penacony, but in the dreamscape, aboard the exclusive invitation-only dream cruise ship? since when does he not only know of aventurine, but was apparently on this mission with him? since when does aventurine like us??? we just got done mutually trying to kill each other! his hologram didn't seem sore about it, which is great for us, but doesn't exactly translate into "like!"
why are we hearing this from him and not aventurine? why does he know aventurine's thoughts on us in the first place?
dr. ratio really just shows up, yaps about aventurine unprompted, recommends us reading material, complains about the crowd and then is like "k i'm done here. ur dismissed."
the trailblazer had bigger things to think about but i, the player, do not. the fandom at large may feel like 2.3 fell flat, but the fall of the roman empire is still within the wheelhouse of my roman empire. i never left the radiant feldspar. i am still aboard this fucking ship.
#do u ever think about how baffling and incongruous these two must look to the trailblazer and go a little insane abt it#they may have woken from their dreams but perhaps i the player am caught in ena's dream being served ratiorine food forever#“then wake to weep?” no. i shall simply sleep 💤#ratio's still on the ship with me too 💗 if i just never accidentally press F near him and screwllum he'll stay here till EOS 💗#sidenote: the trailblazer probably shouldn't have immediately known that ratio's “that gambler” was referring to aventurine specifically#but i'll forgive a peephole thru an otherwise well-constructed 4th wall in the name of gay shipping#hsr meta#hsr#aventurine#ratio#ratiorine#trailblazer#penacony spoilers#also this is NOT what this post was supposed to be about when i started typing it. penacony just Does That to me#merry yaoimas & happy final victor anniversary#the only holidays i celebrate
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you guys understand my vision, right????????
#trafficblr#grian#traffic smp#trafficshipping#traffic life#traffic series#goodtimeswithscar#scarian#desert duo#shitpost#renthedog#3rd life#grian 3rd life#3rd life goodtimeswithscar#3rd life renthedog#idk how to tag T-T#i never left the desert#tw sex mention#< i guess??????#idk#im trying here#help#am i insane#maybe#youll find out in the next episode of “why the fuck am i doing this with my life”
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some business to take care of
#i was tempted to caption this as she was a skater boy and she was also another skater boy but#duck scribbles#midoyuzu#enstars#whats up guys im being embarrassing again on main#been wanting a new phone wallpaper and this was born. its the lesbian version though im not showing that#midori takamine#yuzuru fushimi#yuzumido#ensemble stars#also have additional doodles that r kind of corny and im too ashamed to add into the main post so i might add on a reblog or maybe not#midterms were so awful i had to keep reminding myself i can go ham drawing whatever i want once im done. and naturally its this#anyways ive always liked midos city rider fit it suits her so well#always wanted to find a good one to pair w it and the wink killer 2nd half xscout was toooo good i was inspired immediately#finally could use this good ref pic ive had saved since forever i need to draw backgrounds more too it was rather fun somehow#mental state has been yoyoing an insane degree lately like come on i dont need to be reminded i am a useless hunk of meat every other day#with nothing good going for them. college is amazing at reminding me of such god bless#i have bad tendencies to self isolate behind the excuse of concentrating that i am trying to fix . but its hard to get back when i do#not to mention the entire Big Event happening over in good ol amerika serikat!!! my apathy is naturally immense#but whats some peace of mind here and there idk. im gonna read yuri
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MHA ships and the "All Might Blessing"
Save to Win, Win to Save
The All Might doll
The dynamic duo
The one missing AM hoodie of his collection
#you know its gonna be so real when all might is somehow in there-#i am just. partially joking here. ngl.#tgck and koichi x pop where all might isnt exactly there but just his merch is hilarious to me#he influenced so many ppl it even influences their relationships to an insane depth#ok yeah this is just so incredible and insane to me yeah#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#ochako uraraka#toga himiko#shoto todoroki#tenya iida#koichi haimawari#kazumo haneyama#pop step#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#dekubaku#tgck#togachako#todoiida#crawlstep#i think thats that their ship name should be lmao#do i even really ship them? honestly not that much but theyre like. canon anyway so i cant do much abt that#its alright rlly
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hope we all know that this isn't just any paul aron who we're gonna see as the f1 reserve next year…
it's the paul who's been in love with racing ever since he was a baby, who wanted to race just so he could grow up to be like his brother. the paul who travels around to support his brother or his team even when he's got a weekend off.
it's the paul who finished third in his first-ever season of formula 3, who was in the fight for the title up until the last round (and would've had a much better chance if not for the team's mistake in spa).
it's the paul who fit so well into the mercedes profile, who expressed his gratitude to the team and their work whenever he could, who fought so hard to make them proud.
it's the paul who was always going to be put behind kimi in toto wolff's eyes, no matter how well he performed.
it's the paul who had to leave everything he had grown up with, his team of many years, his close friends and staff members, and move on. who had to let go of everything he knew from before and go alone.
it's the paul who went into his first full formula 2 season with hopes and dreams instead of expectations; who said he was there to learn and grow, and then he would see where that would take him.
it's the paul who failed to get into the top ten in qualifying for the first round of the 2024 season, but still managed a p5 in the sprint – and a podium in the feature, despite a time penalty, and got to celebrate in parc ferme with his brother and trainer.
it's the paul who, as a rookie, went onto the podium every round in the first seven rounds. who's been consistent like few others in a series (and team) known for its inconsistency.
it's the paul who never forgets to credit and thank his family, team and trainer, acknowledging that every success is thanks to a team effort – and that even if things don't go as well as planned, the team still did their best to help him out.
it's the paul who thanks to his determination and hard work managed to impress his f2 team principal, oliver oakes, so much that the latter thought "i need this guy on my team" when he became the alpine f1 principal.
it's the paul who fights every setback with an attitude of revenge instead of hopelessness; despite everything he's been through, he never gives up. he wants to prove everyone wrong.
it's the paul who turns every heartbreak – from mechanical failures to tactical missteps – into fuel for his fire. it's the paul who reminds us that success isn't a straight line; success is the product of unwavering determination and the courage to keep going.
it's a paul who's learned so much, grown so much stronger; who's been through so many hardships and said "you know what? i'm going to learn from this and come out stronger on the other side", and that's exactly what he did. i'm so proud to have gotten to follow him on this journey, and i can't wait to see where this next chapter of his life will lead him.
our paul aron. 💙
#so so so insanely proud of him#last year in macau? when we realized he was leaving mercedes? we were heartbroken... i had so much hope but no expectations#not because i didnt believe in him but because this world is so cruel even to someone as good as him#for this season... i assumed things would be way too hard and that i would be happy for every point. and i still am happy for every point!!#but seeing him on the podium that first weekend after not having expected it at all.... i knew he could do this#we never stopped believing did we? and now we're here#i love every one of you who's shared this journey with me#onto 2025 ❤️#f1#f2#paul aron#bwt alpine f1 team#formula two#formula 2#formula 1#formula one
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Lavellan in the Fade
And the old Dalish curse Means something new to me Take me as well, oh, Fen'harel Like my hand and vallaslin
~ Lavellan's Lament by @dreadhallatavern
WIP-ish
#inquisitor lavellan#solavellan#solas#dread wolf#mythal#dragon age the veilguard#datv#veilguard spoilers#my art#digital art#i need a new tag for painting exercises that go completely off the rails#the wip evolution of this one is insane lol#wip tbh#never had even the slightest interest in doing the dai solas romance but this song grabbed me by the nuts so here i am#still want to punch that egg though#da fish
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