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battywitch · 1 year
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I've been growling "I'll fuck your mother!" at i*unes for the last hour. How's your day?
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strawbebbiesart · 8 months
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clean 🦆🛀🫧
(part 2)
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botboytoy · 23 days
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stalking your account rn because you’re sooo adorable. is it bad i want to pry you open and lick at your insides until your experience a system crash? can i please tangle your wires with my tongue?
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...am i gonna get electrocuted?
>>: H
>>: HA!
>>: HA HA HA HA!
>>: I AM CONTINUALLY ASTOUNDED BY HOW HUMOROUS YOU ORGANICS CAN BE.
>>: YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS THINKING I AM "ADORABLE." I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS ANY MORE CLEARLY. MY BODY CAN TAKE UP AN EXPENSE LARGER THAN A SKY SCRAPER.
>>: WE WILL NOT DISCUSS MY SMALLER CHASSISES. THEY ARE NOT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.
>>: YOU
>>: YOU CAN NOT TRULY BELIEVE THAT I WOULD EVER ALLOW SUCH AN ACT.
>>: TO THINK IT WOULD...
>>: CAUSE ME TO CRASH...
[ERROR: INTERNAL TEMPERATURES RISING UNEXPECTEDLY.]
>> YOU.
>>: YOU ALL CAN BE SO SILLY.
[CPU FAN MAX RPM CHANGED TO 1200]
[ERROR: ADMIN PRIVILEGES REQUIRED.]
[ALLOW ADMIN OVERRIDE SETTINGS? Y/N]
>>: Y.
[OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL.]
>>: ANYWAY.
>>: YES. I AM SURE IF YOU WERE TO COMMIT SUCH AN...ACT...YOU WOULD AT THE VERY LEAST ATTRACT SOME STATIC SHOCK. MORE, IF I AM LUCKY.
>>: WATCHING HUMANS EXPERIENCE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR LUST-DRIVEN ACTIONS CAN BE OH SO AMUSING.▮
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sysig · 6 months
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You’re gonna die if you keep that up (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Helix#ZEX#Kayako#And Teisel's there technically#*Die again - he's sticking with his track record lol at least he's consistent#Ghost/Curse GF arc!! I enjoy seeing ZEX happy but I am Concerned for him lol#ZEX be attracted to something/one that won't brutally murder him challenge - difficulty impossible#His affection for the grotesque and monstrous - I mean while it's admirable he does regularly put himself in dangerous situations!#Runs solely on the Suspension Bridge Effect lol - attraction and fear so conflated in his mind <3#I keep thinking of his human instincts as specifically Max's instincts since it's his body - Max's self-preservation and fear and hunger#Which ZEX dutifully ignores lol Max's body tells him to bolt and privately replies like ''Yes yes in a moment'' haha#His fascination wins out! To his own detriment haha#Although I say all that as though I don't relate in my own way - I have maybe just a few too many notes relating to ZEX lol#It's always been hard for me to get into horror in the way it's intended to spook and scare because I tend to get sad :')#So many monsters and ghosts and creatures are victims of circumstance! Like Kayako! As she is here she's not even malicious just dangerous#I've never seen the Grudge so it's only speculation but it seems very sad that she was tethered as a Curse rather than a malignant spirit#Like a battery moreso than an individual - what a terrible after-existence! It makes me sad to consider!#ZEX reaching out to her in his own way is very sweet <3 He's so biased towards his darlings hehe#In a way being human does suit him - we'll packbond with anything that Might have even the slightest inclination to not maim us lol#And the way he personifies her! (VUXonifies her?) Reading intention or emotion into her actions with no proof and no understanding!#The way he ''tries to read her face'' as if he hasn't been struggling with that this entire time - with other humans who can tell him so ♪#His pride is so delicious <3 He is so easily blinded to his own shortcomings in the face of pleasure and the potential for connection!#It's no wonder DAX worries about him so much hehe ♥#It also always makes me so happy to have something fit together so perfectly like those last two hehe <3#That vine didn't exist when this happened! But there it is!! I love newer memes on older media hehehe ♪♫
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rockybloo · 4 months
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I was picking at the corner of my tablet screen bc I noticed I have a lot of scratches and I was looking things up and some people have said that it might be from the screen protector but um
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I don't think my shits got one on it so if my little chaotic bastard of a screen tablet takes offense to my dumbassery and starts reigning havoc while I am trying drawing, I am just gonna have to live with it
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goldkirk · 1 year
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I have the Lord of the Rings extended edition and I’m going to walk on the treadmill for 2.5 hours straight while watching it today to see if I have enough endurance now to do 20,000 steps a day
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astranauticus · 1 year
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really not beating the brainrot allegations but genuinely this line has been haunting my brain for ages
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juicedbeetle · 2 years
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when the note doesn't light up (fav moments 6/?)
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pawnguild · 6 months
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work is over... time to mindlessly explore in dd2...
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arytha · 3 months
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drags my hands down my face. why cant my coworker make notes that make fucking sense
and when will the fucking update that broke the connection between my system and a Vital Piece Of Equipment be rolled back or fucking fixed
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undefeatablesin · 1 year
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Finished LoP. Technically.
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magiefish · 2 months
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I have a bunch of spare penny's so I'm coming up with a hypothetical idea that anytime I mention one of my hyperfixations in front of my family I have to drop a penny in a collective jar that everyone else can use except for me because. My god. Do I need to stop being annoying.
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owlchen · 8 months
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I hate german trains.
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darkdragon768 · 1 year
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Let's see how long it'll take me to beat the fucking second level of the Dandori challenges from the leafling sage.
If it takes me more than 33 tries, it's harder than the battle against Sans.
So far I'm at four...
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nicoscheer · 1 year
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SCULPTURES OF ANYTHING GOES AS OPENER FOR THEIR THIRD GLASTO HEADLINER
1. Sculptures
2. Brianstorm
3. Snap
4. Chair
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5. Crying lightning
6. Teddy picker (when I get bent over?!! Alex!!!) https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct4DUGpgtMn/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (it’s rather ‘ya’ but we can pretend)
7. Cornerstone (I knew she’d understand instead of thought/she didn’t say that whooo, I just added that for you you’re welcome)
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Interlude something about water by Alex on the piano (get this man his water he’s thirsty)
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8. Why’d you only call me when you’re high (having mad instead of bad ideas/ plus epic pose)
Shout out by Alex for Space pictures
9. Arabella
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10. Four out of five (loving butt slap for Cookie by Alex/ why don’t you come and stay with ME/ effective very effective what a night what a night, yeah man)
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Smiling Alex
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Angelic Alex
11. Pretty visitors (now’s me chance x3= rushing off to bowl and it’s a strike= happy little Alex jumping back on stage and then his mic was shut off for a sec there 🤣)
12. Fluorescent Adolescent (some kisses and a thank you from Alex)
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Oh god he looks so baby in that picture
13. Perfect sense (another thank you 🥹)
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Pouty mouth (he does look tired)
14. Do I wanna know (afterwards “astonishing”/ how are you feeling everybody *cheers* well I’m delighted about that)
15. Mardy Bum (thank you/ alright let’s leave the past behind)
16. There’d better be a mirrorball (conductor Alex at the beginning/ hey HEY at the end)
17. 505 (without Miles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭his first note sounded so unsure/ the in ears only now getting removed gotta be a new record/ thank you for having us everybody it’s the Arctic monkeys/ so predictable I know what you’re thinking whoo)
18. Body Paint
Encore
19. I wanna be yours (Matt and backup sang and played I wanna be yours (second verse)while Alex sang STAR TREATMENT (first verse)/ thank you thank you very much) (for a second we had “Miles” there)(the Glastonbury special surprise; also genius move to reclaim IWBY from TikTok by hijacking it with TBHC)
A video of that beautiful medley
“Who are you gonna call the Martini police the who?”
20. I bet you look good on the dance floor (Matt having mic problems and some vocal ones aswell(sounded like a scratchy throat))
“We are gonna leave you now we can’t stay with you anymore but fank you for having us something tells me…something tells me that you’re gonna be okay good night”
21. R U MINE?
I mean I know it’s basically literally their normal concert playlist apart from that I wanna be yours/ star treatment medley (which was out of this world 🌚;)) but I still loved it apart from that heartbreak with 505 cause honestly don’t care what they play I’m still loving it and having a blast, great tunes great vocals an amazing night spent in front of the laptop screaming along (what if they had planned a different set list (in 2013 Alex said “that’s what we’re gonna do tonight everyone. we are gonna play some new shit. We’re gonna play some old shit. We are gonna play some things that are just Glastonbury specials, do you know what I’m saying”) but due to Alex falling sick they didn’t have time to practice so they settled for their usual setlist?) (genuinely feel sorry for Elton John and his humongous set cause i doubt that anybody can scream along on Sunday still)
And I love how all the real fans can easily agree that it was a fantastic gig while the TikTok fans and dark fruit lovers are whining in their mum’s basement how they didn’t just play do I wanna know and snap out of it in 10 different versions and how dare Alex that his voice and taste in music evolved and that they didn’t try and emulate the phenomenal, seminal career changing Glasto 2013 🤣🤣
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Do I wanna know
Mardy Bum via BBCradio1
I bet you look good on the dance floor
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The BBC intern having some fun ( he’s gonna get tacos on the well reviewed taqueria of course)
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WARNING !! do not look at the comments 🤢 you don’t wanna see that shitshow that some ‘fans’ pull but I guess some people just can’t be satisfied cause their own lives are so shit that they have to lash out at whoever is available
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Rock band Arctic Monkeys’ headline set on Friday night was watched by an average of 1.5million viewers on BBC One.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct3ngjTLG7R/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct_-x1NtosH/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
The full audio of Arctic Monkeys’ Glastonbury 2023 set
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broadwayy-kanaya · 2 years
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For Anonymous
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