#i am gonna PUKE

[jadetheblueartist]

AHAHHAGKDHGAJAHHHHAHHAGGAHHGAVBBBABABBAJHAHHAHGAGHAHAHAHHG

IM GONNA START HYPERVENTILATING LOOK WHAT ANDY SURIANO DID (idk how insta actually works but this was in there I KNOW THAT MUCH)

IDK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO YOU BUT TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE FRIDA IS HOLDING HER MASK ACROSS HER CHEST WHICH WOULD MEAN SHE IS UNMASKED and OMIGOSH IS THAT HER FACE IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER??? IS THAT THE SAME MARKINGS AS LEO??? HIS EYE BANANAS??? IS SHE A RED EARED SLIDER??????

IF ANYONE SEES ANY UPDATES ON THIS BEFORE I DO PLEASE I BEG YOU RUN TO ME TELL ME I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH I AM SHAKING I AM GOING TO BE IMMOBILE ON THR GROUND AHHHHAHHAHAHDHDHGSHAHAHAHHAHRJFHEKSJHDJDJFJDHDHHDHR

[audreyistimeless]

I AM GONNA THROW UPPPPPPPPPPP

October 27th OH MY GOD

[sheikahwarriork]

everyday i discover a new strange and pretty underwhelming ship exists so everyday i get faster at blocking a new tag

[gubler-garbage]

Anyone else feeling physically ill over this?

[crimeronan]

ultimately i think the appeal of daniel and armand to me is that it's very much a typical dark romance storyline where the heroine is kidnapped and tortured by an evil monster but using her wits she manages to seduce him and make him emotionally vulnerable to her, because she is More Special and More Clever than all of his other victims, and because of this she enjoys a level of dangerous favor and protection from him, except in This version of the dark romance it's two toxic old men who both have the worst fucking personalities imaginable. who truly just fucking suck beyond measure. like no pun intended, they are Garbage, one is the actual literal immortal devil and the other is just kind of a deadbeat with no moral compass, neither of them is willing to work on himself and neither of them has ANY reason to want to rail the other as bad as they do.

and yet. There They Are,

[thaliasthunder]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever thought about how we're gonna see nico- nico di angelo. the man himself. the son of hades. the ghost king and the heir of the underworld, make big power moves on screen like raising an army of skeletons from the earth, close ups to him twisting his skull ring, angrily yelling at percy, showing up in a carriot w hades and persephone and more

[marukrawler]

daily reminder that preyas mpreg is real

[alwaysrunningoutoftime]

ao3 sydcarmy writers you are gods gift to this world for preparing me for all this angst and getting me very excited. carmy resorting to his emp ways. sydneys snark and contempt. the partnership agreement. sydney contemplating the agreement. “so that you can push me and I can push you.” sydney at nat and pete’s house. berzatto in laws: sydney and pete interacting. the tension between sydcarmy in the kitchen. “if it’s not perfect it doesn’t go out.” sydney shaking the hand of the cdc from ever’s. “why are you doing this” “we’re gonna get a star” “i thought that was a trap”. “you need to calm down” “this is what you wanted right” AND THAT FUCKING LOOK. its straight out of a fanfic.

[torqxx]

Misha x Yanqing fanart // very mild HSR 2.2 spoilers (???)

"But I love you so..." "Please let me go..."

i am so unwell abt them.. god yanqing is jst like jing yuan, unable to make their loved ones stay,, and their first loss is a nameless too,,,

also i made the sketch before i did the 2.2 quest, so idk if it's actually a spoiler?

[whitebookposts]

the real reason the kingdom died

[soullessjack]

his boyish whimsy and transgender vibes and autistic personality have absolutely wooed me

[astersofthesky]

THE SCREAM I MADE WHEN I SAW THIS NEW OFFICIAL L ART

[sweet-like-hypoglycemia]

Guess who needs her first abortion ✨️🫶🏻

[notjanine]

me a week ago: i love my job!!

me now, after having a mid-year review that amounted to you’re doing an excellent job and you bring such a valuable perspective to our practice but i don’t have the ability to give you a raise right now but don’t worry bc i just hired a new CFO to try to figure out money so we can maybe give you a raise later this year: *breaks into a cold sweat as i crack open indeed dot com*

[rooolt]

Now you know Oakworthy is gonna happen bc no kid without a crush would laugh at a joke that ass

[crybaby-bkg]

I’m typically not a fan of the whole tik tok/YouTube couples thing but like,,,,,,,can you imagine doing that ‘drinking while I do my makeup’ challenge but asking Bakugou to join you???? I think it’d be so cute bc he’s a lot drunker than you expected for his size while you have a nice buzz going. you answer a few commonly asked questions in the meanwhile, cleaning up your brows while Bakugou just watches you with a little -_- look the entire time. his cheeks are all rosy and he’s sooo close to your face, slurs some kinda personal answer that makes you laugh and delete the footage bc the fans do not need to know that shit

and as drunk as he is, he eats your liner the fuck up. suddenly has the steadiest hand ever, his tongue poked out a little in the corner of his mouth, his palm resting on your cheek, the other basically holding your entire face to make sure you’re steady. also lines your lips with liner, paints your gloss/stick on with such heavy precision that all goes down the drain when he immediately leans forward to kiss it all off. a very clingy and affectionate drunk, and vows to throttle you when he’s sober enough to watch the video back later on bc of how you captured his lovesick gaze perfectly that everyone starts to talk about after.