#i am down so bad for these 2

[hinamie]

long way home

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[truefandemonium]

Uhh

Hello Beetlejuice fandom, im new

I have two questions and one confession:

1. Is Betelgeuse’s nickname really ‘BJ’? 💀

2. Am I the only one who genuinely finds this weirdo attractive?

And 3. I actually only saw the first Beetlejuice one time when I was like 8 and I remember hating it but now I’ve seen Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and i am madly in love with a moldy demon.

[writeshite]

Astarion doesn't bother to remember many things before his ascension; never bothered to keep in touch with anyone from before then either. He walks the long halls of his home and sits atop a throne, revered and worshipped akin to a god, with the memories of the tiefling who stole his undead heart so long ago. The same tiefling he'd driven away when the ascension had begun to twist his mind.

"Not that I don't love you, darling, but why do you insist on giving me flowers?" Astarion remembers asking, face flustered as you tilted your head at his question.

"Just because," you'd shrugged, taking another flower and placing it in Astarion's hair. The journey to Baldur's Gate was long, and the whole group had decided to take the roundabout path for some extra time to relax, well as much time you could all set aside to relax.

The last handful of flowers you'd given Astarion were still displayed on his bedside dresser, as fresh and vibrant as the day you'd picked them for him all those decades ago. "They won't wither as long as I live, a symbol of my love for you." Astarion had scoffed at your words and called you cheesy, all the while hiding his blushing face behind his hands. He hasn't seen your smile in decades? He can't remember, he doesn't know if he wants to.

[kalashtars]

oh god they made chaos in hades ii so fucking hot oh my god oh my g

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

Okay, so I managed to ACTUALLY get Halsin this playthrough (thank GOD), and like, all I knew about him was that he turns into a bear and is INSATIABLY horny (also that he loves nature but like…my guys a Druid, of course he does)

But what I DIDNT know was how PRECIOUS this man is. He became a Druid because his childhood friend was the human (or whatever the fuck Thaniel is) embodiment of nature. He has a sweet tooth (which, same). HE WITTLES DUCKS. I literally verbally Aw’ed when talking to him after becoming my companion. He is absolutely adorable, even if he’s constantly dtf

[ghcstofutopia]

they're watching documentaries together

[mothscotch]

the man. tis. mantis . the guy :3

credit to snakeguy999 for teh mantis batter idea (^__^)

[cowboycyns]

john marston complaining about how ugly he is when looking in the mirror bc of his scars but you pulling him in to grab his face and smooch it all over until he’s laughing in his rumbling, gravely way then saying “will you stop it? I get it.” But him just pulling you closer and giving you a little smooch before you pat his hair down away from his eyes !!!!

[starleska]

losing my shit!!! i was so very convinced that my last ridiculous fictional crush of 2023 would be the Toymaker, severe as the brainrot has been and is...who could've guessed he'd be pipped at the post by Dr Fry, a man who brainwashes chickens 😂💖 my mind is a JOKE

[gordonsicedcoffee]

And you, huh? What about you? What sort of shady shit have you been up to, hmm?

I'm a Senior V.P. for a real estate development company.

JULIE BENZ as BRIT STEVENSON SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl

[leham-n-daavocado]

Just finished the third season of Bridgerton (it was an incredibly frustrating watch)...People have said that Penelope is named as such because of her nickname Pen and her being a writer... but has anyone thought of the reference to the Odyssey and Penelope being the wife of Odysseus? You know, she had to be loyal for 20 years while Odysseus gallivanted across the globe and was distracted/cheating on her Circe? I feel like it goes with the whole Polin narrative too. She's the one who had to wait for him to get a clue. And if you've read the Penguin version of the Odyssey, you know everyone is like omg! Odysseus, so amazing, the sacker of cities etc. Which parallels Colin's "glow up". Totally think it's more of a literary reference since the two of them are writers...

[camgoloud]

he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

i hate doing laundry ough it's The Worst

[dadrielle]

you know I have a million doodles of Imogen and Laudna (and the other Hells too but this post ain't about them) that I just...never post? Reckon I should fix that some.

[cillyscribbles]

i dont think i can gaslight girlboss garlic myself out of this one lads