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mothscotch · 6 months ago

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the man. tis. mantis . the guy :3

credit to snakeguy999 for teh mantis batter idea (^__^)

#i didnt tag idk if u r bothered by them AH #iif u want me to take it down let me know #off game #off the batter #scotcharts #off fanart #off au #bug au #i drew his bad form already just need to digital..#and change his outfit im not super happy with it #but also i am bad at making outfits #he has like a tbh stare #but its itty bitty pupil #i have 2 outfit ideas currently #one is the one in the image here though so #i would make him my favorite bug but the idea of inchworm batter is too silly..

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furiosophie · 1 year ago

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just thinking about how luke was only ever really taught to wield the force as a weapon, but never how to put up barriers in his mind, just wondering, really, what happens to you when you touch the fabric of the universe but don't know how to wash it off your hands again, if sometimes being one with every living thing feels like you are disintegrating, fraying at the seams

#luke skywalker #star wars #this is brought to you by last weeks ahsoka episode #and the relentless cosmic horror luke brainrot it has caused me #i just keep thinking about luke sleepwalking into the world between worlds #like sometimes he just wakes up there like others wake up in their kitchen at 3 am #i am never not thinking about this tbh #this is my roman empire #like just #yoda told him do or do not and luke took that literally #he went and stared straight into the abyss

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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sweetmapple · 1 month ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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beelzeballing · 1 year ago

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i think its rlly funny how izzy's like "the fuck's a look?" but then wee john goes "oh yknow i gotta serve cunt tonight" and izzy just stares at himself in the mirror for a bit. dazed. tantalized by one big question burning at the edges of his mind:

could he too... serve cunt?

#its so good #unironically love how he stares at himself in the mirror in that scene #its so sweet hes really like 'maybe... maybe i could have a look too...?'#ITS SO CUTEEEE CALYPSO'S BIRTHDAY REALLY IS THE FINALE WE DESERVED TBH.#season 2 only has 6 episodes to me sorry #moogsin'#ofmd #izzy hands #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #calypso's birthday

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cementcornfield · 14 days ago

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also like speaking of college joe'marr....one of my favorite headcanons is like, yeah, ja'marr probably hero worshiped/had a big crush on the new hot older super talented QB....but i also think joe had a very inconvenient little crush on ja'marr

like joe said himself that thought of his time at LSU as a master's/internship type program but for football instead of any real school curriculum (lol). he had just spent 3 years at OSU /not/ playing football and it was all he wanted to do. now that he had this chance at LSU he was going to buckle up and take it as seriously as possible (he took all online classes and spent as much time as he could at the facility, living and breathing football as much as possible).

so like, he did NOT plan on getting distracted by the cute freshman with the million watt smile and easy warm nature. this kid who would try to joke with him but never try to talk with him without justin or terrace around. this kid with all this god-given talent but no clue how to actually watch film and improve from it. but hey! nothing always goes 100% to plan!

#but i mean look up college freshman baby ja'marr how could joe resist tbh??#and you know the chemistry didn't quite get there until the end of ja'marr's freshman year #the very important for the Lore fiesta bowl #(where ja'marr himself said it finally clicked for him and joe)#and then came the summer of 10000 catches!! where joe and the receivers spent all summer throwing together and going to the gym #and like they're finally getting to know each other. get slightly more comfortable with each other off the field as they thrive on the fiel #and maybe the crush isn't so inconvenient anymore because it actually comes very in handy that joe is always Aware of ja'marr #and where he is and what he's doing #is ja'marr aware that joe is always Staring at him??#well i have a HC for that as well actually lol #a very clear scene in my head of justin trying to talk to joe about something during practice #and then he realizes that joe is absolutely paying no attention to him #and instead is just watching a shirtless sweating in the louisiana heat ja'marr who's laughing with terrace across the field #and justin is like 'well. that's interesting' and messes with joe about it #and DEFINITELY brings it up to ja'marr later like 'yo i think joe wants in your pants bro'#and ja'marr thinks he's just fucking around #but DOES start to notice that yeah. joe's always staring #and he just has to add that in his 'stuff to figure out about joe's expressions' folder he has stored in his brain #ANYWAY this got long but i love thinking about college joe'marr #joe'marr #nfl rpf

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anxiouslowercase · 1 month ago

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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » a tale of two lieutenants (part two)

#sas rogue heroes #sasrh:canonau #turns out augustin cannot for the life of him figure the irish lieutenant out #and he makes him oh so very curious #actually both irishmen kinda do #especially when they're together #but whereas paddy remains pretty set in letting augustin see just one side of him #(and maybe just a glimpse of something else when he lets his guard down with eoin and doesn't realise the french is looking)#eoin seems to do the opposite and it's like he enjoys showing he contains multitudes every single time both lieutenants have an interaction #and just when jordan thinks he's finally understood who's this young talented soldier #BAM something else pops up #he's not just paddy's number one defender #he's also pretty good at leading a drill and training??#he's joyful and kind to others (english and french - he makes no difference)#he's a talented pianist ?? certainly catching augustin's attention when he gives paddy lessons in the mess hall #(lessons which he tries not to stare at for they feel a bit private)#he's skilled not just with weapons and strategy but also with the pen ?? with words ??#if the letters he's seen him ghost write are anything to go by #but oh then he starts making off handed comments about poetry #about books #about books augustin is reading in those small moments of quiet in between the raids and the battles #and he's *stubborn* - augustin figures out when comments turn into conversations turn into exchanges and into debates #and he *likes* debating - they have that in common #tbh neither of them back down from their own stances and augustin would say theres never someone who comes on top #until one time when augustin is quite sure he's got this one #but then eoin mcgonigal just delivers one final blow in perfect french that leaves him just ?????¿¿¿¿¿???#and he's a bit speechless #and eoin just smiles his usual smile and stretches and leaves like it's nothing and MON DIEU does he make augustin OH so curious #and that's the only reason he stares #NYWAY this is super self indulgent id say more but tag limit POINT IS love em they shouldve met paddy has 2 hands (as do they)

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mrmeepsmadmind · 2 months ago

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human(?)formers wavewave teehee. um don't hit readmore if u don't like some RLLY scribbled gorish (‼️) anatomy. nothing rlly detailed, tumblr takes my quality of already low quality art & gargles it with pebbles & rocks so it's not like. terrible but. ( the gore, not my art LOL) but still! hiding it under here just incase! take a peek if u like

tortured genius, literally, LOL -- read in soundwave's monotone

#'they sans undertaled the senator sir.' i whisper into bill clintons ear #hes like a mix up of different bodies kinda and a little bit of him #but he has a big deer skull with what was his stretched flesh burned over & taped onto it for good measure #it also has lil human teeths embedded into the skin but um quality. died so. now theyre just blobs LOL dont even look for them tbh #he has some random duplicates of parts in places they sometimes shouldnt be like multiple spinal columns #but hes missing a heart #ppl seeing shockwave in transformers is like when nosferatu showed up in spongebob to flicker the lights for no reason #meaning it's just the regular ol thing for unbothered king soundwave #just stare up at this giant hulking looming mass of decay and infested rot & smile #as his voicebox soundbox boombox at his neck says in the most deadpan autotuned tone #' shitwave . '#and shockwaves leans over. bugs falling his frayed crevices. and says #' dont be so harsh on yourself shitwave.'#and then they fucking kill each other #and then make out #monster fucker?#nuh uh. monSTAR fucker !!#starscream throws up and megatron thinks abt how he fumbled optimus for this sad miserable life #i dont wanna clog the tags anymore than i already have so ill maybe make a post abt their designs more indepth lates maybe #transformers #humanformers #cw: gore #maccadam #soundwave #shockwave #wavewave #sketch #tf #tf cyberverse #tf earthspark

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flowerakatsuka · 4 months ago

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💕 kuroba first date outfit

OC OUTFIT DOODLE ASKS!

the place kuroba and karamatsu go on their first date to is a pretty expansive garden and requires a lot of walking so the outfit they go with is on more casual comfy side. they definitely put how comfortable it is to move in to the test after having to outrun the rest of the sextuplets trying to sabotage kara's confession plans.

( also, i envision him wearing the outfit from the 2nd anime paradise cafe collab on that date. )

#i'm just now realizing that this outfit has a lot of the same elements as the chill matsu fit i gave them...#whatever ig kuroba is a king who isn't afraid to restyle pieces they've worn before #if i wasn't so tired i'd talk more about the specifics of their first date but alas. my brain ain't wording good rn #i do want to mention that the major reason why the rest of the sextuplets try sabotaging kara's confession plans is actually bc ->#oso's pissed at kuro bc of the whole '' hypocritically getting mad at kara forgetting them '' thing and is being overly protective of kara #he definitely doesn't frame his sudden disapproval in that way to the others tho. he just acts like he's pissed that kara's ->#gonna be the first one to start dating someone and riles everyone else up with that line of thinking #stares at the ask i got from laur about kuro's dynamic with the brothers....#tbh i was gonna use that as an excuse to talk about their dynamic w/ oso bc it ended up being a lot more complex than i initially planned #okay i'm about to fall asleep at my desk i need to sleep 😭#osmt #osomatsu-san oc #mj ocs #oc : kuroba #ship : kurokara #mj draws #asks

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simcardiac-arrested · 2 years ago

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unleashes the horrors upon you (the horrors are my gay little ocs)

#hello gays come get yalls food #myart #yes the design notes are all useless. except for like ris’ one maybe #his design is very square bc he is. er. evil #anyway i really like how they all turned out :) my little guys #didn’t even struggle with the colors for that long (lie)#ok maybe some actual design notes or something similar #wt and ris both have lighter hair streaks and wrinkes bc they are. old👍#and also ris and soar have the same hair and eye color. if u care #cd still has their fucked up eye of course <3 i like what i did with the hair too #bro cuts it themself it’s soo choppy and messy. but it’s ok it adds to the gamer charm #fta has heart shaped hair because. i want hearts to be part of his design tbh #like the gardener has a heart too. so #it’s bc he likes cute things btw. but he won’t admit it so don’t ask him #son giving you the tbh stare…. i feel like they are the type of autistic to make uncomfortable amounts of eye contact #they just dont know when to stop or look away #also their hair is matching with wt’s yayy!!! found family win i think #i mean with son it’s more like forced family but yknow #oc: weaving tales #oc: recognition in spirit #oc: cognitive dissonance #oc: spins on axis rapidly #oc: fates torn again #oc: speaks of nothing

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theloveinc · 1 year ago

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Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi

ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.

They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)

Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:

#shinso #staring out the window dead*ss only to come back like... idk man.#no im just kidding bc this is so real #same as always almost but he's so awed that he has you that he can't let anything disturb that peace #it's funny bc dudes are like 'ummmmmmm shinso is so mean and offputting..' and ur like 'THAT CUDDLE BUG? NO HE'S NOT????'#tbh everyone is confused lmao until they see him with u and u seem him with them #like u knew he was antisocial but u just forgot he was like. actually deadpan ignoring people he's not close with #but then he's kissing the back of your hand and your cheeks when it's just you too and no one's looking #like sir??? huh????#plus he's hot as all f*ck so whys he ..kinda... begging you not to leave him???? sir. be for real.#BUT THATS ANOTHER THING HE LOVES. U 24/7 but when ur possessive or out on a date he's so MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE #before getting all flustered at himself #lmaoooo dflajklehfjalksdjfoija .dfjhakljsdhfkjadfklsja #hdsjkf i want him #hope this was okay!#caitie things #gen #anon

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mx-giraffe · 6 months ago

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do you take art requests? if so, may i humbly ask for zombie dazai plz (any point of his life will do btw)

absolutely, PLEASE give me art requests o((>ω< ))o

and i reckon you may. Here, have a zombie Dazai fifteen.

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cerealbishh · 2 months ago

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"So... I should have called you when Kathryn came home sick. I just hate this every-other-week mom thing, you know? So when Kat needed me, I just had to show up for her. And I know it doesn't make sense-"

"No, it- it does make sense. Why do you think I let them eat ice cream at midnight? And look, I overreacted too, because of my weird-ass relationship with my father..."