#i am dead serious btw
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jack, not being completely defined by anything because he’s the abominable collision of two different worlds — one of which he rejects entirely — and fairly morally ambiguous despite his intentions, only really able to sum it up by saying “I’m jack :)”
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shadow, not being completely defined by anything because he’s the abominable collision of two different worlds — one of which he rejects entirely — and heavily morally ambiguous despite his original purpose, only summing it up by saying “I am all of me”
#BLACK HEARTED EVIL !!!!! BRAVE HEARTED HERO !!!! YOU DECIDE!!!!!#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#jack kline#shadow the hedgehog#parallels#i am dead serious btw#they’re also both nonbinary and I’m serious about that as well#once my laptop starts functioning and I have time to draw jack and shadow it’s over for you bitches
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artists don’t want their art in “museums” they want their art to be featured in an obscure ship edit made by some kid on capcut. that’s when you know you’ve made it
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One thing about me is that I LOVE the LOTR Ents I just think they are so neat and I want to learn everything about them! So if you know some cool facts or just have any information about Tolkien’s Ents please comment on this post
#I have a mission and its to learn about these tree creatures#ents#lotr#tolkien#ents lotr#ents tolkien#I am dead serious btw#i am not drunk or high. mentally ill? yes very much so#I never joke about my love for ents!!
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currently the type of sick where if i move my head at all the shifting fluids make me feel like an overfilled water balloon on the verge of popping. while i may be stuck in bed nibbling at crackers + napping + trying to move as little as possible, at least i have the right wires crossed in my brain to make me think experiencing viral/bacterial illness is hot <3
#i am dead serious btw#guy who went septic once and now has to jerk off about catching a cold (??)#🫧
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Hey chat, don’t tag my sona’s or characters entirely with labels I don’t identify with!!
I am not a furry and actually don’t even have many characters that are so! Please don’t tag anything that isn’t furry with the furry tag because they’re not! Unless I tag them with that, they’re not! I am not apart of the community and don’t feel comfortable being identified as such because I’m not apart of the community.
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Job site: yeah this is an entry level job:)
The job: minimum one masters degree
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James: *sends a long paragraph on why he cares about sirius and is worried about him, with a colorful background*
Sirius: never skip a hope core video.
James: do you EVER take ANYTHING seriously?!
James:
Sirius:
James: fuck
Sirius: *smugly* im always siriu-
#marauders incorrect quotes#very incorrect quotes#this happened to me irl btw#this is shitty#marauders era#platonic prongsfoot#siriusly insane#sirius black#james potter#sirius orion black#james fleamont potter#nEver SkIp a hopecore video#sirius can’t handle care and affection i dont maks the rules#are you serious#yes i am actually#marauders#the marauders#dead gay wizards#modern marauders#sirius is brainrotted#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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meet the artist wahoo
#figured i'd do a birthday art. even if thats technically sun. the moon is the night sun or something you get it#absolutely serious about the scissors btw#i hate how using them feels i do not use them unless i absolutely have to i use xacto knife by default#if scissors have 100 haters i am one of them if scissors have 10 haters i am one of them if scissors has no haters i am dead#my art
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I do feel bad for Owen. Clearly this is NOT his forte. #freeowen
I'm guessing Owen has some kind of contract to do all the covers for the "Erin Hunter" books, since he also seems to do the art for Bravelands and Survivors. Which baffles me.
When you look at his portfolio, it seems clear that animals are NOT his strong suit. He mostly designs them as monsters or setpieces, not as characters in their own right. His humans, objects, and backgrounds are excellent, while his animals are quite generic-- So why did they choose this artist to design for their xenofiction series?
The art he does for Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl is not as jilted and uninspired as his work for any of the Erin Hunter series. He does have a thing for harsh lighting (too harsh for my taste) but the composition is fine and the characters are recognizable. Certainly not "someone tried to unlock your phone" tier. It's strange.
It strikes me like he's not "comfortable" enough with animals to experiment with them, heavily referencing zoomed-in photos and leaving it there. Note how his cats are almost never doing anything, just sitting or standing around looking confused.
Has he ever even drawn a battle cat... battling?
I don't really feel "bad" for him, OR "mad" at him, because we have no idea what's happening behind the scenes, but I WILL say that I feel he is an absolutely awful match for WC. I don't understand what about his portfolio made him look like a good replacement for Wayne McLoughlin, besides some executive recognizing his style from somewhere else.
I hope he is compensated well for his work, but I don't buy hardcovers because of his art and am holding out hope that someone else takes over someday.
#Im not being mean about that last part btw i really hope that comes across#I am hoping it comes across as 'product review' and not bashing#Because I'm dead serious that his art is a major reason I never buy the books in good condition#I always get them secondhand or digital#I own the *dotc* books because of Wayne's art. The arc I notoriously hate to oblivion#But I dislike how Owen's covers *look* on my shelf.#Bone babble#Man it's unfortunate that James Barry has departed the series but Owen remains#As much as I adore the new comic direction btw!!!! God I love the upcoming art im buying it on release day
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what i thought dungeon meshi was about: food. adventure. friendship :)
what it’s actually about: all that AND horrors beyond your wildest dreams. hunger. desire. power. blurred lines of monstrosity. cats, even.
#i finished this months ago lol btw so talk away in the tags#anyways back to my og tags:#i am losing my mind.#NOBODY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SPOILERS#I AM ON CH 76#SHUSH#i am dead serious. yes i saw couple spoiler big panels on accident don’t say anything#all my friend told me was it gets worse :)#dungeon meshi
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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there is one edwardian pattern book that is out of print and hard to find. and there is a single copy of it up on ebay. and i desperately want this book in my collection
so my idea is i just find 15 people who will give me 10$USD for a birthday gift and then i buy this book
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Alice Dyer’s transgender awakening revolved around Ramona Flowers. No, I will NOT be taking criticism.
#tmp#alice dyer#alice tmagp#alice tmp#tmagp#magpod#I bet she dyes her hair every other week like ramona does in SPTO too.#rambling#i am dead serious btw.
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oh my friend just informed me that for my birthday she’s getting me the douchebag jar from new girl. so that’s something.
#this is very fair bc i am a douchebag#i am. the worst.#u know how bruce in kotn is kinda terrible in his relationships? yeah#in my defense none of them were blond so rlly it doesn’t count#i also say a lot of things in public that deserve the douchebag jar#but hey it saves money on a piggy bank! or a bank account. or a debit card. or food stamps#u know what this is actually a great idea#i should be a dick more often!#this is not satire btw i’m dead serious maybe this jar will teach me tact humility and idk respect or something
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MO RAN YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID ASSHAT
CHU WANNING IS DEAD!!!! HE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!! AND IM JUST SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT IT ?????! WTF????
#I hope mo ran dies again im so serious#it’s always Shi Mei Shi Mei Shi Mei#WHAT HAS THAT FAKE LITTLE BITCH EVER DONE FOR U#AND NOW CWN IS DEAD#WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO#IM SO ANGRY#AND IM SO SAD#FUCK#FUCK RIGHT OFF MO RAN YOU SELFISH FUCKING BASTARD#chu wanning you’re the love of my life please come back I will treat you better#I swear#xue meng is the only one who deserves love from cwn btw#he is the best boy ever#I love him I love him#mishti reads erha
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I cant stop thinking about how when Kaidan first meets Raien Shepard he's slightly confused because the man in front of him, the man supposed to be his new xo, looks like a SOPPING WET RACCOON with how little sleep he gets. He's like "are they sure he's fit for duty after Akuze??" but Shep passed his psych eval, and seems to function fine so.... And over the course of their relationship Shepard progressively sleeps better and better and eventually he looks somewhat normal again, until HE DIES and then he never gets another good night's sleep until after the reaper war.
#mass effect#oc: raien shepard#kaidan alenko#mshenko#and the award for my most sleepy oc goes to: raien shepard!!!#and when I say he looked like a sopping wet raccoon I am dead serious#he does a very good job of pretending he's not seconds away from passing out though#he does sooo good at making everyone think he's fine and fit for duty#like sure he kinda looks like a zombie but he does his job and he does it well and he is always fully there as far as anyone's concerned#oh and he also has mindoir in this equation too btw#anderson is so worried about him kaksjsjsks
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