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Whisper of the Heart (1995) by Studio Ghibli
Reference photos of the black carousel horse in the antique store
#i cant wait until i have the time to make a custom breyer of this#whisper of the heart#studio ghibli#carousel horse#carousel animals#carousel#black horse#horse art#reference#find later#save for later#resource#i am begging you not to lose this post#mr crisp
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soap's whole deal being sniper and demolitions gets me going bc on the surface they sound so different but when you get into it, you realise it's bc soap's smart
sniping is all math; calculating distances and wind interference and bullet drop. something i think people overlook is he was listed as a sniper first so it can be implied that he's better at it than demolitions. he does more sniping in both campaigns than demolitions work; in capture or kill, ghost specifically calls on him to take down the aq snipers
and demolitions is math with a hit of chemistry; knowing what mixes with what, knowing how much to use, recognising environmental factors and adjusting accordingly. it's not just about the boom; so much work goes into contained/ planned explosions. especially when having enough power for a breacher charge and not bringing down the whole building is the difference between mission success and failure
the chemical bombs he makes in alone can't just be any old cleaners, they have to have the correct reaction to each other; he just knew off the top of his head what would mix with what to create what reaction. he would also potentially have to recognise them by sight/smell bc they would’ve been written in spanish
soap would also have to know architecture; recognising structural integrity and weak points so he knows exactly where to plant a charge to bring it down and how it'll come down
he has an incredible soldier's mind people just forget that bc he's sociable which itself is a skill
we know he tends to buck against orders he doesn't agree with like when he pushes back against ghost in capture or kill and shepherd when he tells them to release hassan
he gets closer to people and sees if he can trust them and that's when he follows them without question. really think about how he talks to alejandro and rudy; he asks about their home and alejandro's family and rudy's relationship with him. those aren't questions you ask a stranger after a few hours of knowing them. that's not even touching on his relationship with ghost
he also deliberately brings people of higher ranks down to his level; talking informally with ghost and giving him a shoulder punch, addressing alejandro (a colonel!!) by his first name and rudy by his nickname despite literally just meeting them. he personalises all of them and it’s in direct opposition to the reason most characters do that; it’s not due to insubordination or lack of respect, the more he respects and trusts someone, the more casual he is with them
he digs into people; he wants to know what makes them tick and that determines if he can one, trust them and two, follow their orders. once he decides that, he's the ultimate soldier; he bleeds loyalty which makes him vicious when that loyalty is taken for granted
he isn't naive or bubbly or insecure; he's an incredibly smart and aware soldier. he's aggressive and bloodthirsty and loyal and intuitive and i love him so much
#i cant believe i never posted the soap meta that got me twitter famous™️💅#as with damn near every piece of characterisation in this franchise soaps is only apparent in subtext and connecting tiny little dots#it is very easy to just pick up his surface personality and think thats all he is#but soaps not a sunshine character#hes not super friendly or bright#hes just willing to talk to people and hes paired up with ghost who never wants to start a conversation#every time i see soap presented as this bubbly airhead thats super sweet and just blows stuff up i lose a year off my life#and i dont blame people for getting this vibe from him but im begging you to look a lil deeper#this isnt getting into his anger or the fact that he is a soldier which automatically makes him a wee bit fucked up#like he is hyperviolent and takes joy in it#we all know ghosts snuff film joke but soaps the one who responds positively to it#he returns the joke and only calls him out on it when he says he wont watch it more than once and even then its teasing not grossed out#and if we take the ‘he tried to join the military at 16’ factoid from 09 as current canon then he very easily could have a rough home life#no one tries to repeatedly join the military early without having some kind of problems#soap knows his worth and his abilities you dont get to be as good and specialised as he is without being completely sure of yourself#we know ghost has an ego but soap constantly butts up against it with his own affirmations#‘you wanna be better than me johnny’ ‘maybe i already am/i will be’ ‘a little helps not so bad eh lt’#being a sniper makes me hate the ‘cant sit still’ hc hes literally an sas sniper he wouldnt be complaining after a few hours of overwatch#i like the adhd hc and maybe he fidgets in his day to day life but the second hes at work hes At Work#tldr soap could be just as complex a character as ghost if cod would stop treating their campaigns as an afterthought and actually commit#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#john soap mactavish#soap cod#cod mw2#soapghost#save post#call of duty modern warfare#cod meta
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I'm crying laughing, the DVDs are even worse than I remember... Season 1's menus are silent with a single static jpg of the same key character art they use for everything else, and the episodes on the Season 2 discs don't even match what's listed on the box! Absolutely stunning lack of shits given. Truly unparalleled. But I really shouldn't be surprised given... well... everything about how this series has been treated since the very beginning.
Time for a quick ~✨PHANDOM HISTORY LESSON✨~ to give newer/less hyperfixated folks more context for why the graphic novel being as great as it is is such a HUGE deal:
Danny Phantom was one of Nickelodeon's MAIN cartoons, in its time. It was a central pillar. One of the top three or four of their lineup, which is saying something when the competition includes the cultural juggernaut that is Spongebob.
Despite this, and despite its superhero theming making it perfectly marketable, it got basically ZERO official merch.
What little we did get was often ugly and very, very cheap. The dedication at the start of the graphic novel that jokes about collecting the Burger King toys? That's because it was some of the most notable merch the franchise EVER had. (I sadly do not have any of it. There was no BK in my hometown. Here's a pic from the internet, though, to give you an idea.)
If you think I'm exaggerating about that being the most significant physical merch to come out of the series, consider that the first video game had an entire menu option specifically for the Burger King promotional tie-in:
That video game, by the way, was one of only two ever based on the show. The first was an adaptation of "The Ultimate Enemy" in the style of a short sidescrolling beat-em-up, and the second was themed around "Urban Jungle" and (as far as I can tell--I've only played the first couple levels) was an arcade-style scrolling shooter. Both were for the Gameboy Advance, and both are...... fine, as far as cash-grabby video game tie-ins to kids' shows go. This was pretty normal for the time, so I suppose we did okay in that department, actually. They're not GOOD, but they're playable and have at least a bit of effort put into them.
But besides those two video games (plus a handful of simple, long-defunct Flash games on nick.com)? In the decade and a half since the show ended?
Nothing.
No books, no games, no comics, no web shorts--unless you count mega-crossovers with every other Nicktoon (a la Nicktoons Unite), or soulless promotional material like "Fairly Odd Phantom" (which, trust me, despite being the first new DP animation in over 10 years was not even worth the effort of watching).
...I think there was a limited edition FunkoPop once?
So yeah.
A Glitch in Time is not just the first cool, well-made thing we've seen from the franchise in a while. It's the first THING we've seen since the show. PERIOD. And arguably the first worthwhile supplementary material to EVER come out of the show, depending on how you feel about those GBA games and the Nicktoons crossovers.
This franchise is widely beloved even now, almost 20 years after it first aired, and it feels like that fact is now, finally, FINALLY getting some official recognition.
PLEASE read A Glitch in Time. Tell other people about it. The series--no, the fans--deserve this (and more of this, if the folks in charge see enough of a response and decide to grace us with any followup). It's LONG overdue, but better late than never.
#Danny Phantom#this is why I've been losing my mind repeating ''please buy it'' over and over btw#this is the FIRST and maybe ONLY time we'll ever get to directly show support for the series#it is a uniquely huge deal for this fandom#it's totally fine if you can't (or just still won't) buy it of course but I am begging folks to consider it IF they can.#not for any moral guilting or anything just.... for me. for the fandom. (for yourself because it's a cool story lmao)#long post
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every time someone does “valyrian culture was more egalitarian than andal culture” discourse i point to the fact that jaehaerys invented the doctrine of exceptionalism and was an evil misogynistic menace to every woman he knew, how visenya was not the ruler of their house despite being older, and how the vale which is STEEPED in andal culture & chivalry & the seven regularly has their houses ruled by women in a way that almost no other region outside of dorne has ntm having the ONLY ruling lady of a paramount house INCLUDING VALYRIAN AND FIRST MEN HOUSES and also i start shrieking
#‘the incest isn’t inherently abusive’ i’m begging you to read a single goddamn thing about real life incest. just one.#like sorry u cannot make the argument that valyria was better than the andals when a valyrian house has never been ruled by a woman pre or#post dance and cregan’s sons clearly usurped their own nieces in a parallel to alys.#these people are all misogynistic evil freaks but just in slightly different ways.#the ONLY and i mean O N L Y and i say this as a first men apologist here culture that has even *marginal* respect for women is DORNISH#which is IN FACT a mix of both rhoynish and A N D A L culture. they LITERALLY worship the seven in most of dorne. be serious here.#this is not me discoursing i’m not actually angry the way i am about the butch femme nyra discourse aksjdjd#i find it hilarious avtually that people say the dance is about valyrian women losing power & assimilating into andal culture.#buddy they didn’t have power before the dance either! and the dance doesn’t just fuck over valyrian women it fucks over LITERALLY ALL WOMEN#EVERY SINGLE WOMAN SUFFERS MORE BECAUSE OF THE DANCE. THAT INCLUDES ANDAL AND FIRST MEN DESCENT.#getting on my soap box#gender politics in asoiaf
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people should not be sleeping on jamie muir!!! he has enough chaotic energy to solo jethro tull, ok??
^^this is the last thing tull would see
#mutuals i am begging you to vote king crimsom in the rocklemania poll#do not let them lose#rocklemania 2024#my post
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Because more people are sharing their Faroe designs now I think I can finally talk about an idea that’s been cloncking around in my head for a good few months
Faroe as John Everett Millais’ Ophelia
So! Art history time!
(TW overdose and suicide)
It’s a fairly well known story but I’ll tell it for those of you who don’t know. The model for the main figure in the painting (Ophelia) was Elizabeth Siddal, a pre-raphaelite model and artist. Millais had her lie in a warmed bath so he could fully capture her dress and hair floating etc.. But at one point during the process the flame under the bath went out and the water got so incredibly cold that Siddal contracted pneumonia and was prescribed laudanum to help her recover. She became addicted and eventually overdosed.
The scene itself is taken from Shakespeare’s Hamlet in which the character Ophelia drowns herself after subsuming to overwhelming grief.
#if you hadn’t noticed im trying to influence my artist mutuals#hi artist mutuals!!!!#im on my knees begging#malevolent#malevolent pod#faroe lester#istg if faroes bath water interacts with this post i’ll lose it#tw suicide#tw overdose#ophelia#john everett millais#pre raphaelite#art history#I AM SEEING THIS PAINTING FOR THE FIRST TOME NEXT WEEK#ACTUALLY SHAKING#malevolent art
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people obsessed with cishet ships: You see this character that's a man? Well, every woman around him is secretly in love with him. Each and every one want to settle down with him, buy a house, and raise a nuclear family.
normal fandom enjoyers: Sure, I guess. But maybe some of them are just friends? Like, platonic non-romantic companionship? Not all of those women seem to be interested in that kind of thing. Plus, what if some of those women are queer and trans; surly not all of them want to marry and have kids either.
people obsessed with cishet ships: Why do you hate women!?? Why do you hate mothers? You're such a misogynist for saying women can't be soft and motherly. Why does every women have to be a lesbian???? Why are you pushing an agenda? I'm going to throw up, this is so gross. You pointing this out is bullying!!!! And YOU'RE transphobic for wanting a character to be a lesbian. People who like shipping straight characters need to come together in SOLIDARITY because of these MEAN gays.
#fetishizing gay men occasionally on the side (when they don't get in the way of your main cishet ship) does NOT make you an ally#i am begging everyone to do some self reflection and learn about Compulsory Heterosexuality#+ examine why you have such intense reactions to lesbians & queer folks#bo katan kryze#the mandalorian#bo-katan kryze#sabine wren#ahsoka#star wars#rebels#din djarin#and if i hear any more shit against lesbians that “ohhh they started transphobia” I WILL FUCKING LOSE MY MIND#LESBIANS HAVE THE HIGHEST ACCEPTANCE OF TRANS FOLKS SO FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT#TERFs and transphobic assholes sadly exist within every every demographic grouping#because iT'S WHAT THE PATRIARCHY PERPETUATES AS “NORMAL” YOU DONUTS#fandom wank#discourse#salt#text post#ezra bridger
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On the train of your last ask, what are your thoughts on dragons sexuality?
Personally I think he’s Demi something (more attracted to personality than looks or gender)
Honestly because we don't know that much about the guy it's kind of hard for me to form an opinion, and if Crocodad Real then we're going to find out his orientation eventually (since we gotta find out if that was a contributing factor to the Dragodile Divorce (assuming they're divorced)) so I'm kind of okay with not forming any headcanons, since the headcanon could get thrown out the window
If anything, what interests me is how Dragon's orientation could impact the story-- like when I've discussed the Dragodile Divorce I have mainly focused on speculating how Crocodile would've felt about it, but how Dragon felt about that is interesting too
Because if he's straight then yeah that probably contributed to The Divorce, but how did Dragon feel about it? Learning that the love of his life is now happier than ever before after transitioning and being happy for him, while also losing the version of Crocodile that he fallen in love to begin with? No longer feeling thet draw to him because of the thing that has brought him so much joy and comfort? Knowing that even if they did take down the WG the family Dragon had hoped to have would never come to be, because their relationship would now end? And that it would be on some level his fault, because he's not attracted to Crocodile anymore?
Like even if Dragon took things well and the divorce happened "on good terms", it would've been sad for Dragon too.
But then there's a slightly juicier option, because what if Dragon was bi, but the Divorce happened under unpleasant circumstances (be it Dragon lashing out or things getting violent because he couldn't recognize Crocodile) and he didn't figure it out until it was too late?
Because you'd still have Dragon going through some if not all of those previously mentioned feelings, of having to come to terms with the version of his significant other whom he had fallen in love with no longer existed, the family had pictured in his mind would never become a thing, that those things were be kind of his fault and that he had hurt Crocodile deeply in the process. But then he'd be looking at some news article of Crocodile's most recent heroic stunt, seeing his handsome face with that usual, unbothered expression, and realizing he still loved him? That he still wanted to be with him, wished they were together, even now that Crocodile was a far more handsome man than he was? And then the realization that he's bi hitting him like a fucking truck But it's too late. The divorce already happened. He already hurt Crocodile too deeply. Knowing Croc, he had probably already moved on. There was no fixing it, the relationship was over. At least for now, trying to go see Croc could be dangerous due to the WG and not wanting to risk the WG finding out about them and The Kid and Croc would probably be furious if Dragon even risked that at this point, after what he had done. Oh, and then Crocodile killed thousands of innocent people attempting to usurp a country by manufacturing a civil war. Something Dragon can't forgive. (Not to mention, hearing he had been taken down by their own son... Oof)
But what if despite all that, and not knowing the full circumstances behind what had happened (like the fact that Crocodile didn't know who the hell Luffy was), Dragon still loved Crocodile? What then?
#Moon posting#Asks#Dragodile#OP Meta#Answering an unusual amount of asks today because 1) Compensating for being AFK for a while and#2) The Tumblr News are deeply fucking upsetting and I need something to lighten my mood desperately ngl#So clearing my ask box it is wheeeee#Sorry this is a little incoherent lmao#Something about Dragon looking at Crocodile and being like ''why the fuck are you more handsome than me'' cracks me up okay#When your transgender husband gives you gender envy#I just love the story telling potential bi Dragon would give us because like. Yeah if they're straight then the relationship is joever#But if he was bi then there's that theoretical possibility they could maybe reconcile and get back together#And the fucking drama? The possibilities? I'm so here for that man give it to me#Luffy and/or Ivankov telling Dragon to get over himself and admit that he still loves Crocodile and wants to be with him? Gimme#Dragon taking a deadly blow to protect Crocodile because he doesn't want to lose him again? It's a trope for a reason#OR Dragon craddling a dying Crocodile begging him not to die because he still loves him? Oh yes#Crocodile trying to sneak away while everyone celebrates the destruction of the World Government#And Dragon showing up like ''I don't wanna lose you again pls don't go ;_;''#And Croc telling him to either piss off OR to hurry up and get on the ship so they can leave before Luffy finds out#I am. Obsessed. Dragodile Retirement Romance let's fucking go#THE POSSIBILITIES MAN. Like I don't wanna get my hopes up because I doubt we'll get Canon Gay Dragodile BUT IT COULD BE SO GOOD
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"no matter what happens, stay alive" i don't want to. i can't. i'm tired of this. i am so fucking tired of this.
i've been off-and-on suicidal for the past 8 years of my life. i've been fighting the urge to put a gun to my head since last december. i almost committed in august but didn't because i was sobbing so hard that i passed out. i don't have the money or resources to get out of here, and even if i did i'd be leaving behind the only two people i have left. if i left this place to live a better life knowing that they would still be stuck rotting in this hell, i don't know how i would live with myself. i'm trying to keep my grip on the thread i've been holding onto for their sake, but my arms are tired and the abyss below me seems so welcoming, so peaceful. the abyss i've been dangling over would never leave me to rot for the sake of religion. the abyss would welcome me like it's welcomed everyone else.
to those of you who stay here to fight, to those of you who run to keep yourselves safe, you're doing great. you're stronger than i ever was and i applaud you for it.
but i wasn't built to last. if he's still the winner when the results are finalized, i'm either going to find a way to get us out of here or i'm going to die trying. because at this point, fighting through the next 4 years is not an option for me.
"that's what he wants" i know. i know. i know but i don't care. i don't fucking care anymore. i can no longer force myself to care. i am one person. i am one person in a sea of millions. i am one person and i am exhausted. i am one person and at the end of the day, whether i live or die will affect virtually nothing in the grand scheme of things. i cannot live like this for the next 4 years. i will not survive.
i'm so tired.
#tw sui talk#vent post#personal vent#you know you're fucked when even the muppet joker is begging people not to lose hope#thank you kermit it honestly did help#the part of me that's addicted to escapism wants to go play minecraft or stardew or the sims and ignore everything until i pass out#but i can't knowing that i'd be wasting the time that i should be using to figure out what the fuck i'm going to do#i cannot bring myself to get out of bed#it's the only place i feel safe right now#if i can't get me and my friends out of this country then i am going to put a gun to my head#us elections#election 2024#us election 2024#using tumblr as if it's my own personal void to scream into
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I recently got into Monster Hunter Stories 2 thanks to a friend, so here's my Narg called Sock, meeting my cat, also named Sock <3
They are both talking shit <3
team below the cut alongside "my character" vvv
also yes i did play as emmet from pokemon but it was a complete accident i swEAR-
but the team!!
Sock, Sir Minnie, Lullaby, Nerd, Zippo, and Pigwig(aka Piggy Wiggy)!!
my beloveds <3
#nargacuga#monster hunter#mhs2#emmet#pokemon#mhs#oc: sock#///again are they really oc's if it is just my cat#ANYWAY#i recently beat the main game and will eventually get to post game shenanigans whenever#if there even is#pls no spoilers besties i am begging#bUT ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY PLAYING AS EMMET#right so it started out with me seeing that one smile option right#so im like haha im gonna call you emmet :)#anD THEN I SEE WHAT PAOLUMU ARMOUR LOOKS LIKE#AND PROCEEDED TO LOSE MY ENTIRE MIND#anyway emmet has been eeby deebied into mhs2 in search for his brother#and made many monstie friends along the way :D
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YEAHHH CODY COME GET YOUR MAN
#friday night smackdown#bro let them go#I wanna see this so bad#the Kevin/cody yaoi is REALLY falling apart now#I can’t with kevin’s chocked face tho#shocked*#sir you just elbowed Randy in the face. of course he’s gonna punch you#kevin owens#randy orton#cody rhodes#edit thought of more literally immediately after posting this#idk why I’m even so obsessed with these two but I am#I see where Kevin’s coming from to be fair.#in a sense Cody did betray him by working with Roman#you can tell he’s kinda losing it though#like you can see it and hear it. bro is NOT doing ok#Kevin Owens is literally the character ever I enjoy him so much dude /pos#pls pls pls I am BEGGING for more to happen tonight. PLEASEEE#I need more of this scrumptious thing they have going on
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people who justify their dislike something via moralization are the most miserable boring lazy people out there imo.
pointing to something and just saying its problematic is not a legitimate form of media criticism. sorry.
#I am begging people to learn the difference between weather something is bad (<- claim of aesthetic truth which requires proof)#or just not for them (<--statement of subjectivity which does not require evidence)#I award no points for pointing out a plot detail and saying it's ''''''problematic''''' as if it means anything at all. you've functionally#contributed nothing#can you elaborate on that? otherwise why'v you even say it#what happened to engaging with what the text#I find that most people will use it as a conversation ender like that absolves them of trying to articulate their thoughts#to claim there is nothing more of value this piece can offer after they slap this label on it acting as if they inoculated themselves from#any form of reproach they might receive. it's an incredibly insincere and incurious form of approaching art#at this point I don't trust anyone who uses the word 'problematic unironically. say what you actually mean#low-key becoming the same with weird(o) if you truly feel the need to obfuscate then you might need to reassess your phrasing#personal#rant post#writing#fandom#it's disheartening because I remember the there was less of it and it was less accepted#if you don't want to think about something too hard (which I too am guilty of occasionally-i get it) then you don't have to but know your#aesthetic testimony loses significant value
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my entire twitter fyp is just *quote tweets bigot for internet points* it's gonna be A Fucking Month isnt it
#just be proud!!! dont engage!!! we dont need them in our lives at all PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!#if every single one of your posts about trans love is accompanied by someone calling for our deaths#we're gonna get pretty fucking tired real fast#it's nice to feel loved and when every support post reminds me that ppl hate me#dont feel very loved!!!#just block just block just block i am BEGGING you guys to start blocking people#''but then i lose'' IT'S NOT A FIGHT! THEY DONT KNOW YOU! THEY WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!#''but then they wont learn'' they're not gonna learn from your clever comeback public humiliation either 😭#chat
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Feeling slightly better today because I finally cleaned up the last worst part of the mould so now keeping everything clean should be a lot easier
Also recieved $30 (thank you!!) bringing the total this month to...around £90, after exchange and processing? Currently sitting with £40 bc my phone bill came out and, yeah, we're generally short a couple hundred and we got less in this month to begin with. Currently trying to decide between electricity and being allowed to work lmfao
Kofi as always, just in case anyone is still up to helping <3
#to be absolutely clear bc these are things i think and worry.#i am not repeating things and bringing up our exact problems bc im looking for pity or trying to guilt trip for money#please please whatever else you may think reading these posts please know that has never been my intention#i hate. h a t e. how much we've been relying on generosity#but i am trying to be clearer about the exact state of things for us for the sake of clarity and transparency#like...i feel awful knowing ive taken nearly a hundred quid from people this month and im still stuck here trying to pick#what is less painful to sacrifice#its work lmfao i gotta get that paid today or else i dont get to actually earn my own money but the POINT is#i hate it. i hate it but i dont see other immidiate options.#right now we'll most likely lose power over the weekend but we're both working so. eh.#we're also out of a few groceries and if we DO lose power we cant cook what we have and will lose a freezer full of stuff#so. ugh. yeah at the end of the day thiscis me begging for even more money and i hate myself for it#we just. we gotta get through this month man#i need to believe things will be easier next month. ive been saying that for over a year now but i gotta
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yaah anon is right, i kinda just consider it to be a ntmg day whenever you post
HELPPPPP every day is natsumugi day on the natsmagi blog this is very true
#ask#i need more ppl to ntmg post though im so serious i am starving here please guys please im begging on my knees#just one crumb.............. one crumb of ntmg.............................. pleas#ttheyre all i have#you would THINK ntmg would have quiet a handful of creatives creating for them since its a pretty popular pair AND YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this is why i cant allow twitter to die thats where i get all my nutrients#all those jp/kr/cn artists........... i cant lose them#elon stop INTERFERING
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collection of my absolute favorite tags from this incredible post:
Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
#my personal take is that phineas would have a blog dedicated to advertising his latest invention so everyone can come check it out#and ferb would have a blog for the same purpose except he just silently reblogs all of phineas's posts with the occasional thumbs up emoji#candace constantly tries to show the posts to their mom and either#1) she goes “oh those boys and their imagination” because she thinks they're inviting their friends over for make-believe games#or 2) tumblr staff nukes their posts for promoting dangerous activities / self doxxing#“aren't you a little young to be inviting strangers to your house to *checks post* test the zoning law breaking DIY water slide you built?”#perry doesn't have a blog he just lurks on doof's to check up on his evil schemes#but his family runs an in-character pet blog where they put him in silly hats and make him say cute but wildly out of character things#somehow avoiding The Hat#and doof follows that blog because aww cute little harmless platapus#major monogram occasionally posts angsty vents about The Academy while every teen on the site begs him to get therapy instead#carl is a reddit infiltrator and everyone hates him. im sorry carl fans(???) but you actually cant debate me on this im right#OH AND LAWRENCE#HE ABSOLUTELY IS THE FATHER OF TUMBLR AND EVERYONE ADORES HIM#he posts about how much he loves his wife and kids in between rambles about his special interests (fossils dun dun dun)#i just know he's the babygirl of tumblr in his universe and candace probably hates it but secretly thinks its sweet that everyone loves him#he'll just go “ah candace look! ive received another 'note'! i do wish i could figure out how to write one back”#sorry i went off on a lawrence tangent i unironically love that man#SORRY ONE MORE I JUST THOUGHT OF I SWEAR IM DONE AFTER THIS#buford runs a baljeet hate blog and constantly receives anons begging him to just ask him out already#he hates it but is VERY CAREFUL to explain he isn't homophobic and actually belives that homophobia is an evil and unjust philosophy#that goes against the Bullies Code of Ethics or some shit#anyway when theyre in high school he finally makes a post like “yeah ok whatever we're dating now im still gonna bully him tho”#and tumblr loses their collective minds for like a week#this may be the most tags ive ever put on anything i am currently unmedicated and pnf was my entire childhood ok
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