#i am bad at this :(

[roguegrove]

ballet au astarion, v1 vamp claws cause i'm nasty, v2 normal nails because i'm autistic and know he couldn't dance with claws.

fully inspired by Pas de deux by @giddy-goblin and art by @captainneedsnosleep, and i dedicate this to them <3

this was a full 35 hour labor of love. it's not perfect but i am proud of my progress. at least 10 hours of that was a first draft that is laughable by comparison. fully a trust the process piece.

posted on patreon first for free

[marathehomosexual]

Brazilian Trans Girl Needs Money for HRT

I want to start my HRT soon so any money will be put towards it, i thank anyone who can support me in any way they can.

Again i am very thankful to anyone who donates or even reblogs it

[stormscience]

On Bisexual Flirting

Feeling like a bird doing some stupid courtship ritual while hoping my partner both likes and understands it is the core of my bi experience.

Some of my favorite moves:

-"I brought you a rock/ this leaf I found / look a bug"

-"Let me haltingly tell you how pretty and unusual some extremely specific trait you have is and then run away"

-"3am cat memes"

-"I made you this largely useless and inscrutable craft and now you have to figure out how to dispose of it without being rude"

-"there is now a character in my story modeled after you and that is not at all ominous"

-"I wrote this poem about you but I am also terrified you will hate it so I am going to claim I found it on the internet and it reminded me of you."

-"Watch me make weird faces like Kristen Wiig getting smacked in the boob with a softball bat and hope you laugh."

-"Anxious subsonic squealing and occasional hysterical honk-laughter"

-"I REALLY like you so I am going to infodump about my special interest and lay my soul bare about all of the ways it has altered every hobby I have and give you enough weird obsessiveness to ward off and army and then panic until you text me back"

-"pastries"

[fandomregression]

Hi! I have read all your ao3 agere works and I love them!! I wanted to ask if you have any other ivy Alexandria hcs (and if you'd be ok if I drew inspiration from some of them) also I love your writing, you do it really well!

Regressor Ivy Alexandria Headcanons!

ivy usually doesn't regress on her own just because her brain literally was not built for it, so she needs help/needs triggers to get into her headspace

once she's small, though, she's SMALL

ivy is the cutest lil bab and she just wants someone to take care of her and read to her or let her babble about stories she loves

raphaella is her main cg, her mama, and she is wrapped around ivy's little finger so tightly. raph loves to spoil her, and she loves to play with her. whenever possible, raph is helping her with finger painting or coloring (or the couple of times they learned to make space play doh. this was when raph learned that ivy will put Anything in her mouth)

ivy is a little explorer!! she loves being small when they make stops on different planets because that means raphaella will take her to a park/the closest equivalent to a park and let her meet all the cool bugs and see all the cool plants!!

marius is her papa, although marius does try to be a little more casual about his affection. it does not work when he's giving ivy piggy back rides or cuddling with her. raph calls him out for how much he adores taking care of tiny ivy

ivy has a specific bookshelf that's stuffed full of her favorite books to have read to her. this bookshelf is different from her bookshelf of kid books, and is specifically the ones that she likes to be read for naps/bedtime/cuddle time. she arranges it by person, so there's a shelf that she likes raph to read, a shelf for marius, and a shelf for her big brother tim

ivy is tim's lil shadow she loves to follow him around and do whatever he does. it does not matter whether he's little right then or not, ivy wants to do whatever he's doing!!! tim is in distress because this means ivy is trying to play with his guns. he gets water guns for her because he is Terrified of hurting her

when tim's small too, though, he tries to impart all his wisdom on ivy. does he have wisdom? no not really. this does not stop him from trying to be a good big bro, and ivy is just delighted to be with him. this usually means that they end up doing things like turning the living area into a giant blanket fort for them and the octokittens or playing hide and seek in the air vents

toy soldier is one of ivy's favorite friends to play with, though, because it will play anything! ivy wants to have tea parties and play house sometimes, because she doesn't have memories of these sorts of things and she wants them, and toy soldier is the Best for these kinds of games

ivy has pull-along toys like puppies on strings or those popping ducks that she likes to drag around the ship like they're her pets, too, and ts is always the best at playing pretend about her pets!!

ivy has a massive sweet tooth and she has taught the octokittens that she'll share any sweets they help her get to, so now it's literally impossible to keep her out of the candy and cookies

she likes to make basically a lil nest out of fuzzy blankets and her crewmates' clothes, and she will sleep in this nest so soundly. no one disturb her unless she's having a nightmare. raphaella has taken like 500000000 pictures of her being cute in her nest

i hope these are cute!! i love ivy sm,,,

absolutely take any sort of inspiration you might from these, or anything that ive written, have fun!!

[platonicwaterwriter]

Tattletail Eddsworld AU

I'm sorry that it's taking me a long time to make this, I kept getting sick this month, I was going to post this days ago, but I couldn't. I'm going to post this now! Red Leader is Mama in this (I changed em to Red Leader instead of Tord.) I kept the Tomme Bear and child Tom idea. My writing will be horrible, but you can't stop me. I might get better in the future, hopefully. I know this is terrible. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tom was unaware of what he would end up dealing with. He should have waited until Christmas, why? Oh, it's because he is being chased around his house by this, 'Papa'. The giant stupid teddy bear in a uniform, ripped up face and all, that thing is claiming to be a 'Red Leader' or whatever that means, he also has to deal with Tomme Bear wanting food and to be brushed for the seventh time, this feels horrible, who created a bear just for it to want food?! He wished his parents would just, reappear, from wherever they went! He hasn't seen them since he woke up. Tom wasn't paying much attention until he literally hit himself into a wall with Tomme Bear in hand. He didn't think life would just throw a military bear at him, he just noticed the missing arm, that doesn't help much. Especially with that scary red eye. "Now it's time to put all the children to bed." That was the last thing he heard before that thing jumped at him. . . POV change. Red Leader had done exactly what he needed to; the child is asleep. He destroyed the enemies in the 'parent's bedroom'. Something is wrong, there are no superiors, he's going to have to protect the child until the superiors get here, he has started to hope not, his data suggests he is the only part of the Red Army, thus, is he the superior here? If he is then, he must bring the child somewhere safe. He WILL bring the child somewhere safe.

[zed-sabre]

do you have a shop perhaps👀or an ig

I have nothing!!! I have completely failed to market my social media presence!!!!

🎉🎉💀🏆🎉🎉

[kaileighblue]

I just want you to know I binged the entire Summon comic in one go!!! And it’s so good!!!!!

Thanks. I hope I don't disappoint in the future.

[totallynotaterrorist]

Just managed to commit a tax fraud without actually making any money from it... I am over this adulting thing

[ilikehfjone]

Anderson

I do not know what I am doing

Spider guy sketch

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[skrunksthatwunk]

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[jane-purplelight]

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Galaxia

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[aropride]