#i also got into college early

[backgammon-cat]

hello everyone or whatevr is scrolling through the assassins tag this day uhhh.

i used to be “hey-kid-failed-your-test” on here back in the 2021 ish revival of assassins see i dont even remember how long ago neither do i want to keep on remembering ahhahaha

basically i kind of did dumb stuff (kinda isnt the word more like i DID) and obssessed over people i was not supposed to. i dont follow that same mindset anymore cuz its dumb and stupid yknow so like,,, yeah

i’ve been kind of lurking and i thought maybe i could come back for my redemption arc. jokes maybe im just here to see my old shit and meet new people idek anymore 👍

oh and i’m a dude now names ezekiel but you can call me zeke

stupid doodle of me if you even care btw 👇

[curioscurio]

I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her

[dykedvonte]

Do you have anything you've been thinking on but just haven't made a post about it yet? Also I'm really enjoying your fic!

I have a few things but it's likely mostly headcanons that I consider somewhat disconnected from my analysis.

Curly's parents had him old, only child, died shortly after he graduated and got the pony express position. It was the last big thing they saw him do which is a reason he stayed for so long.

Doesn't admit how much their death affected him

Jimmy has a largish family. One of the cases of too many kids to keep tract of, parent never really noticed any of them nor their behaviors

Anya lived in a lot of houses growing up, regular supportive family that just struggled to support themselves.

Became a nurse largely to avoid their financial struggles but mostly because she felt too many people weren't being cared for and advocated for in the world properly

Swansea likes high top sneakers most. Likes how snug they fit and how they shield his ankles at work

Curly has a bit of a caffeine problem since he can’t sleep. Can occasionally be found wandering the ship at “night” when he had some too late or just couldn’t sleep.

Daisuke knows a little about a lot of things. Starts conversations with “did you know” a lot but please don’t ask him deeper questions

Curly has known Jimmy longer but has worked with Anya and Swansea longer, met them during his middle years, met Jimmy shortly before college.

Swansea rents a house, Daisuke’s family lives in a big nice apartment, Curly has a condo, Anya live in a small one bedroom apartment and Jimmy has a studio.

Curly's home is very disconcerting. It's too normal to a like uncanny degree.

Anya is ambidextrous but prefers her left.

Anya and Curly are both not native English speakers so occasionally they forget words and bond over the mutual mocking they get from the rest of the crew. Daisuke knows some Japanese but is still learning, never picked it up as a kid

Only Swansea and Daisuke know how to drive, Earth in my mind is very post capitalist so only older people and like the extremely wealthy can afford cars.

It's also like walkable just due to how many businesses are in your face. Probably strict living vs shopping districts

I have more but the way that I headcanon about them is like too long.

[chiprewington]

Hi, frat boy!

[astrolavas]

it's sound weird, but i have headcanon that Hunter didn't go hexside, because he too old to shool(according to my feelings, at the end of the he is 16-17 y.o (except for the post-credits scene), and at that age it is already too late to go to school):p

i mean, well- in my opinion he rather certainly did go to hexside, since one of the things he'd said during his TTT monologue was "i'd like to attend hexside like a normal student and play flyer derby with my friends" and all of his "wishes" were supposed to sort of foreshadow his goals and his future (carving palismen, studying wild magic, etc etc) so i feel like it's safe to say he succeeded in becoming a hexside student as well. we also know he attended grom with the rest of his friend group, and like- since he's 16 before the timeskip (no canon certainty whether he's recently turned 16 or is going on 17 already though, but like... around 16 canonically) that means he'd get at least 1 year of school, but most likely 2+.

my personal headcanon is that he went to hexside for around 2 years (full or not quite, depending on when the school year starts in the boiling isles and how long it lasts; possibly even 3), and during that time he picked up a mentorship/apprenticeship at del's palisman carving shop, and after he graduated from hexside he started carving palismen professionally with the clawthornes (i like to think that he also takes some courses at eda's wild magic university in his spare time, simply cuz . funny uni hexsquad shenanigans)

[ahappydnp]

okay yeah sure it was weird and parasocial and an ""unhealthy coping mechanism"" but dnp gotta understand that was OUR emotional support flat

[crowcryptds]

[bunnyboy-juice]

spent the first hour and change at work deleting some old files and am having a grand ol time laughing at myself for not realizing i was a lesbian sooner

[cinematicnomad]

watching the docuseries about that grey's anatomy writer who faked having cancer and a bunch of other insane lies and it is WILD and unbelievable and i cannot wrap my brain around the fact that anyone would do this, but also, apparently she was the one who wrote alex karev's goodbye ep and so now i'm like. raising my hand, i too feel personally victimized by regina george 😂

[kutiee]

Hello... I live 😭🙏🏼

[royalbilliards]

♡ Hunnybee Hunnybee theres no such thing as sweeter a sting!! ♡

[frozenhi-chews]

I cannot wait to go back to college, LEMMIE GOOOOO

[skitskatdacat63]

The real main character of Oppenheimer: Cillian Murphy's slutty waist

[roaringroa]

they should make a life where you don't have appointments, work, school and scheduled events every single day for months on end

[yardsards]

found in a yearbook from the 1950s

[jesterguy]

I have so many posts in drafts about Palestine and I still just don't even know what to say or where to start