#i already kNOW

[loseractivities]

tatney 4ever :3c wowww, what a cute happy lesbian couple. im so happy they both live. im so happy they both live. im so happy one of them doesnt die

[socialbutterfly19]

Smile and let them wonder

[chitownwolf]

Me getting ready to defend BOTH TK and CARLOS

[sylveon-official]

Huskerdust mpreg wip 3

Part 2 here!

Lucifer chews on the finger of his glove as he mumbles, looking back and forth between Angel perched on the bed and the ultrasound pictures in his hand. Charlie sits beside him in an unwavering show of support, but the nervous shake of her hand clasped in his isn’t really helping.

“Ohhh. Mmm, okay, I see. Oh boy… again?” 

“Again?” Angel and Charlie cry out, shooting worried looks at one another.

“What the fuck do you mean again? This happen often? Isn’t not being able to get knocked up supposed to be, like, divine punishment around here?!��

Of course, Angel had always considered that logic a bit backwards, especially with his profession. He had no idea how demon biology really worked, but he’d seen enough visibly pregnant Hellborns of myriad genders in his time in Hell to be secretly grateful he’d never had to worry about it. Well, until now.

“Well, yes…” Lucifer scratches the side of his cheek, gaze nervously flitting from side to side. “But, you see, from time to time we have experienced… let’s call them… little miracles, here in the Pride Circle!”

Angel scoffs, about to reply with scathing comment about the contradiction when Charlie places a steady hand on his shoulder and gently cuts in, “When is the last time this happened, Dad?”

Lucifer blows out a breath, and tuts his tongue as he counts on his fingers. “Oh, maybe 1000 years ago? Give or take. Doesn’t happen so often, could probably count the amount of times it has on two hands, but —?”

Angel groans. Lucifer or not, this guy has a way of beating around the bush that Angel sure doesn’t appreciate. 

“Come on, cut to the chase shortstack - Why?” Angel asks, exasperated. 

Charlie reprimands him lightly with a gasp of his name while Lucifer zeroes in on him with a narrow glare.

“I’m going to chalk that one up to hormones, and let that one slide.” 

When Angel simply shoots him a dull look, Lucifer quickly gathers up his broken ego and carries on, this time in a more serious tone, “Listen, I wish I had an answer for you kid, but… I’ve never really been able to figure it out myself.”

Angel quickly deflates, sudden heat building up behind his eyes again. Great. Not only is he the first pregnant Sinner Demon in a Millenia, but he doesn’t even get an explanation?

Apparently sensing his downturn in mood, Charlie squeezes Angel’s hand and pries further, “Dad, if this has happened more than once, there has to be something you know. Even a just a theory?”

Lucifer hesitates, fiddling with his cane. “Well… there is one I’ve considered, but… don’t put too much stock into it,” he explains defensively, and Angel looks back up at him, tentatively intrigued.

“So, you know how conception happens… up there, right?” Lucifer cups his hand around his mouth and whispers conspiratorially.

Angel furrows his brows. “No, how the fuck should I-”

“Oh, um!” Charlie cuts in, her own brow furrowed in thought. “Something about ‘built-in’ birth control, right? You and your partner will only conceive if it’s something you both long for. So romantic!” She swoons, pressing her cheek against Angel’s shoulder. She quickly rights herself to add to her father’s assessment, “So if that’s how it works with Redeemed Souls, then maybe… maybe it doesn’t matter whether you’re in Heaven or Hell, since now we know that’s a total crapshoot… maybe it has to do with the goodness inside of the soul itself!”

Angel’s eyes narrow as he parses the words in his head, refusing to acknowledge the latter half of Charlie’s rambling. 

“So lemme get this straight… you’re tellin’ me, this is literally some ‘when two people love each other very much’ kinda bull shit?! Who the fuck would I—” 

Angel’s voice gets stuck in his throat as a very clear image of of the potential culprit poofs into his mind's eye. 

Luckily, Lucifer and Charlie take his short-circuiting as general shock. Charlie coos and pulls him close while Lucifer backtracks, “Like I said, it’s just a theory - I’ve got no proof to back it up. For all I know, this is the Big Whatever Upstairs’ way of fuckin’ with us—”

Angel stands up, ignoring the way Lucifer flinches as he towers over him and Charlie face-plants onto the bed without his support.

“I gotta go,” Angel says, balling his hands up into fists, nails digging into his palms uncomfortably. 

He swipes the photos from off of his desk, throws open the door and briskly walks down the hallway, Charlie’s worried shouts falling on deaf ears.

He takes the stairs to the lobby two by two, picking up his pace so he doesn’t lose his nerve by the time he reaches his destination. 

When he stalks up to the bar, heart pounding and out of breath, Husk simply glances up from the glass he’s polishing and plasters on a teasing, lopsided grin, just like he's done every time Angel has stormed up to his bar at any and all hours of the day and night. 

Husk cocks his head and lifts a brow, the deep timbre vibrating across the walls, “Wanna talk about it, Legs?”

Angel’s heart thumps and his cheeks flood with heat.

“Fuck.”

[taylor-titmouse]

Jokes on you with Myrddin cause the thing I'm writing has a Welsh character and I've been hyperfixating on the Welsh language for months! Also that the pronunciation of his name is just Merlin with a lisp. Merthin. (I know its just the Welsh name for Merlin, but it sounds cute and silly)

how's that a joke on me babe i picked it out of a list of welsh names and already know all that

[starmocha]

What a weird thing to be cryptic about, Sylus

[min-kit]

someone: talks about Tommy being possibly in his 40s (because this is the easiest way to make the time line make sense without a WHOLE LOT of hoops)

another person: but Lou is only 39

did we say Lou is in his 40s... could've sworn we said Tommy was... these 2 things have nothing to do with each other.

If you want to headcanon Tommy as 39, you do you, but please stop telling us that put Tommy in his 40s that we're wrong for it cuz we're ?? making Lou older than he is ??? That's not what we're doing. Actors portray characters who are not their age ALL the time. It's called acting.

Also being in your 40s is not a bad thing?? I'm not telling you that you can't make Tommy 39 in your head! So I would appreciate it if you stop telling me that I'm wrong for thinking of him as 45.

And if you disagree with a post that puts him in his 40s? Maybe... I don't know... make your own post? Just a thought.

(also if we REALLY want to take Lou's age into consideration, he first appeared, technically, in like 2005/2006. Lou was 33 when Chimney Begins aired so using the logic that Tommy is only 39 cuz Lou is doesn't work cuz you SHOULD place that logic for his first appearance not his most recent appearance, making Tommy 33 in 2005 which would actually make him 52 years old in 2024... but hey, Lou could've been playing a character younger than 33 during the Begins episodes cuz, again, acting)

[edens-system-paradise]

Miquella did nothing wrong and I claim him in all his assumed wrongness.

St. Trina forgive me, for I wasn't strong enough to do a you wish.

[xbuster]

ARCHER?????

[uriekukistan]

attempting diy jjk nails instead of going to the salon with MY shaky hands? mistake

[julia-writes-things]

my tumblr broke for a second and this is what I saw

I think it’s trying to tell me something

[socialbutterfly19]

Sometimes I just want it to be me

[mochiwrites]

I’ve decided to finally sit down and finish watching scar’s pov of third life

[scientific-dog]

Cigarette duet

Oc/canon is kinda a therapy to me lol

Guilty pleasure

[cool-abed-filmz]

a logan piece i did based off of this tik tok

[funnystylus]

I was watching this with someone else and as soon as we saw the first clip we BOTH started laughing out loud

Also happened with the Hatsune Miku scene, probably more so because before they answered I paused the video and said something like “I swear if they don’t name drop Hatsune Miku right here right now in this very moment in this very question I’m not watching I.I. anymore” as a joke but THEN-

So uh, guess I can keep watching I.I. :)