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Komodo dragons have iron-tipped teeth, new study shows
Komodo dragons, the worldโs largest species ofย lizard, have iron-tipped teeth that help them to rip their prey apart, according to new research. The metal is concentrated in the cutting edge and tips of their curved, serrated teeth, staining them orange, scientists wrote in a paper published Wednesday in the journalย Nature Ecology & Evolution. Komodo dragons are native to Indonesia and weigh around 80 kilograms (176 pounds) on average. They eat almost any kind of meat and are known as deadly predators...
Read more: https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/24/science/komodo-dragons-iron-teeth-scli-intl/index.html
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real animal#living animal#reptile#komodo dragon#teeth#fangs#dragon type#steel type#poison type#iron in the teeth huh#that's pretty... metal
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Drepanosaurs were a weird little group of tree-climbing Triassic reptiles with prehensile claw-tipped tails, chameleon-like bodies, humped backs, grasping feet, long necks, and somewhat bird-like skulls that may have been tipped with toothless beaks in some species.
Recently some of them have been recognized as also having adaptations for digging and ripping into insect nests, similar to modern anteaters, with highly specialized forelimb bones and a massively enlarged hoked claw on each hand.
And now we have another one of these digging drepanosaurs: Unguinychus onyx, whose name delightfully translates to "claw claw claw"!
Living in what is now New Mexico, USA during the late Triassic, around 215-208 million years ago, Unguinychus is only known from its enlarged hand claws but was probably similar in size to some of its close relatives, likely around 40cm long (~1'4").
Based on skin impressions from the early drepanosaur Kyrgyzsaurus it also would have been covered in small scales, possibly with a skin crest and a chameleon-like throat sac.
Drepanosaurs' evolutionary relationships are rather unclear, with various studies classifying them as an early branch of diapsid reptiles, as close relatives of the gliding kuehneosaurids, or as protorosaurian archosauromorphs. But recently another idea has been proposed, instead placing them slightly further up the archosauromorph evolutionary tree in the allokotosaur lineage close to trilophosaurids โ and notably making them very closely related to fellow Triassic bird-headed weirdo Teraterpeton.
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References:
Alifanov, V. R., and E. N. Kurochkin. "Kyrgyzsaurus bukhanchenkoi gen. et sp. nov., a new reptile from the Triassic of southwestern Kyrgyzstan." Paleontological Journal 45 (2011): 639-647. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/257843064_Kyrgyzsaurus_bukhanchenkoi_gen_et_sp_nov_a_New_Reptile_from_the_Triassic_of_Southwestern_Kyrgyzstan
Buffa, Valentin, et al. "โBirdsโ of two feathers: Avicranium renestoi and the paraphyly of bird-headed reptiles (Diapsida:โAvicephalaโ)." Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society (2024): zlae050. https://doi.org/10.1093/zoolinnean/zlae050
Jenkins, Xavier A., et al. "Using manual ungual morphology to predict substrate use in the Drepanosauromorpha and the description of a new species." Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology 40.5 (2020): e1810058. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/344545876_Using_Manual_Ungual_Morphology_to_Predict_Substrate_Use_in_the_Drepanosauromorpha_and_the_Description_of_a_New_Species
Pugh, Isaac, et al. "A new drepanosauromorph (Diapsida) from EastโCentral New Mexico and diversity of drepanosaur morphology and ecology at the Upper Triassic Homestead Site at Garita Creek (Triassic: mid-Norian)." Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology (2024): e2363202. https://doi.org/10.1080/02724634.2024.2363202
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง ๐ท๐โ๏ธ
๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ฎ, ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ ๐๐๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ, ๐ฆ. ๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ฆ๐บ
๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ง๐๐ข๐ก: Cape Borda is a ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ located on the north west tip of ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ Island in ๐ฆ๐ผ๐๐๐ต ๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ.
These ๐๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐น๐ฎ๐ฟ outcrops of ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐๐น๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฑ, thinly ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฑ schist๐s known as ๐๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐๐๐ due to their ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ of ๐ฐ๐ผ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ are found in Cape Borda locality of ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐'๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฟ๐ป province of ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ Island. A 400 ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ section of this coastline has been designated as a โ๐ด๐ฒ๐ผ๐น๐ผ๐ด๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น ๐บ๐ผ๐ป๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐โ by the ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐น๐ผ๐ด๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฒ๐๐ of ๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ.
๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ก, ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ก & ๐๐ด๐ฒ:
This rock โ called a โ๐๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐๐โ was ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ by the ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป of ๐ณ๐น๐ฎ๐-๐น๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด marine ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฏ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ through being ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฑ by a ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ฎ๐น ๐ฐ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป over ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐บ๐ถ๐น๐น๐ถ๐ผ๐ป years ago. A ๐พ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐-๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ต and ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ผ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ-๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ต ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ด largely ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ณ๐น๐ฒ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ด๐ถ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ than ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ต๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป as the ๐๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ผ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ preserves and ๐ผ๐๐๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ a variety of ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ structur๐พes.
๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง:
Schist is a ๐น๐ผ๐-๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐บ grade ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ต๐ถ๐ฐ rock. It forms past the ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ as ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐น๐ฒ-๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ฒ-๐ฝ๐ต๐๐น๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ-๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐๐-๐ด๐ป๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ of ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ด๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ต๐ถ๐ฐ of ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐. It has ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐บ to ๐น๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ, ๐ณ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ or ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ like ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ which cause itself to show a layering known as ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป. It is defined by having ๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ and ๐ฒ๐น๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ minerals (such as ๐บ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ or ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ฐ) of more than 50 percent, often finely interleaved with quartz and feldspar.
These ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐๐ include ๐บ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐, ๐ฐ๐ต๐น๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฒ, ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ฐ, ๐ต๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ, ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ต๐ถ๐๐ฒ, ๐ด๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฒ๐ and other ๐น๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐น๐น๐ฎ๐ฟ minerals. ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐น๐ผ๐ด๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป with medium to large ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฑ flakes in a ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฑ sheetlike ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป is called ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ถ๐๐.
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#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#mineral#real mineral#rock#stone#schist#zebra schist#mineraloid#or you could make a rock horse with it that'd be cool too
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Wool-Carder Bees: these solitary bees harvest the soft, downy hairs that grow on certain plants, rolling them into bundles and then using the material to line their nests
Wool-carder bees build their nests in existing cavities, usually finding a hole/crevice in a tree, a plant stem, a piece of rotting wood, or a man-made structure, and then lining the cavity with woolly plant fibers, which are used to form a series of brood cells.
The fibers (known as trichomes) are collected from the leaves and stems of various plants, including lambโs ear (Stachys byzantina), mulleins, globe thistle, rose campion, and other fuzzy plants.
From the University of Florida's Department of Entomology & Nematology:
The female uses her toothed mandibles to scrape trichomes off fuzzy plants and collects a ball of the material under her abdomen. She transports these soft plant fibers to her selected nest site and uses them to line a brood cell. Next, she collects and deposits a provision of pollen and nectar into the cell, enough pollen to feed a larva until it is ready to pupate. Lastly, she lays a single egg on top of the pollen and nectar supply before sealing the cell. ... She will repeat this process with adjoining cells until the cavity is full.
These are solitary bees, meaning that they do not form colonies or live together in hives. Each female builds her own nest, and the males do not have nests at all.
Female wool-carder bees will sometimes sting if their nest is threatened, but they are generally docile. The males are notoriously aggressive, however; they will often chase, head-butt, and/or wrestle any other insect that invades their territory, and they may defend their territory from intruders up to 70 times per hour. The males do not have stingers, but there are five tiny spikes located on the last segment of their abdomen, and they often use those spikes when fighting. They also have strong, sharp mandibles that can crush other bees.
There are many different types of wool-carder bee, but the most prolific is the European wool-carder (Anthidium manicatum), which is native to Europe, Asia, and North Africa, but has also become established as an invasive species throughout much of North America, most of South America, and New Zealand. It is the most widely distributed unmanaged bee in the world.
A few different species of wool-carder bee: the top row depicts the European wool-carder, A. manicatum (left) and the spotted wool-carder, Anthidium maculosum (right), while the bottom row depicts the reticulated small-woolcarder, Pseudoanthidium reticulatum, and Porter's wool-carder, Anthidium porterae
Sources & More Info:
University of Florida: The Woolcarder Bee
Oregon State University: European Woolcarder Bees
Bohart Museum of Entomology: Facts about the Wool Carder Bee (PDF)
Bumblebee Conservation Trust: A. manicatum
World's Best Gardening Blog: European Wool Carder Bees - Likeable Bullies
Biological Invasions: Global Invasion by Anthidium manicatum
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real animal#living animal#invertebrate#bee#insect#wool carder bee#fluffy#imagine a bee making a little sweater
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Pachycereus weberi (via columnar-cacti.org)
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real plant#living plant#cactus#succulent#grass type#a cactree
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Chaunacops is a genus of lophiiform fish ( anglerfish )
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#water type#aquatic#swimming#water#real animal#living animal#weird animal#anglerfish#sea toad#coffin fish#i do not accept this as a real animal#this is one of those cheap rubber โdinosaursโ you get in a tube of 50 for $3 in a dingy store
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Speaking of willows. There's a species of willow. Salix herbacea. Known as the Dwarf Willow. And this thing. IT ONLY GROWS 1-6 CENTIMETERS TALL. IT'S KNOWN AS "ONE OF THE SMALLEST WOODY PLANTS" BECAUSE ITS A TREE THAT DECIDED TO BE 1 CENTIMETER HEIGHT
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real plant#weird plant#living plant#willow tree#dwarf willow#grass type
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I wish the woolly chafer beetle was as big as a rabbit and I could have one as a pet
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real animal#living animal#invertebrate#early bug#beetle#woolly chafer beetle#fluffy#bug type#normal type
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Groundselbush Beetle (Trirhabda bacharidis), larva, family Chrysomelidae, Jacksonville, Florida, USA
photograph by Efram Goldbergย ย
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real animal#living animal#invertebrate#bug type#beetle#colorful#iridescent#early bug
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All hail Volcano Snail
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real animal#living animal#invertebrate#weird animal#snail#volcano snail#fire type#volcano#ideas for a magcargo evo or similar maybe
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[VIDEO TAKEN: SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2023 | Video ID: A video of a black, yellow, white, and red lubber grasshopper on a piece of paper, wriggling its abdomen and opening and closing the dorsal and ventral valves of its ovipositor in a way that makes it look as if the back half of the animal is its own snapping creature /End IDs.]
Encountered this grasshopper and scooped it up with a letter! Which is about when I noticed it exhibiting this fascinating behavior! It's freaky but very interesting!
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real animal#living animal#invertebrate#bug type#grasshopper#mimicry#weird animal
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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#water type#aquatic#swimming#water#real animal#living animal#invertebrate#sea slug#nudibranch#colorful#weird animal#fairy type
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A 2-foot-tall specimen of the Pongapong flower (Amorphophallus paeoniifolius) in full bloom during the rainy season. It looks like a witch's hat and is one of the rarest plants found in the Masungi georeserve, the Philippines.
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real plant#living plant#weird plant#pongapong flower#flower#witch#spooky#halloween#grass type#ghost type#dark type#poison type
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What is the most cursed plant fact you know of?
the manchineel tree is so all-around toxic that even standing under it while it's raining is enough to give you severe chemical burns!
actually eating any part of it will absolutely kill you, and it will hurt so so bad the whole time you're dying.
#fakemon ideas#fakemon inspiration#fakemon suggestions#real plant#living plant#weird plant#grass type#poison type#fruit#acid#i knew manchineels were poisonous but i didn't know they were *that* poisonous
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the fact that some painted bats in Thailand naturally come in orange and black Halloween colors makes me so happy you dont understand
the ultimate spook boisย
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new irrational phobia: naturally-occurring sandstone concretions found in France known as "gogottes"
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