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🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today
YOU BET IT IS
#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting
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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow
why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk
🏘️ nobody1020
it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps
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⚔️ sonoftydeus
opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!
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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS
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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going
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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?
year 9, day 234: still no....
#all our admins keep DYING
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‼️ trojan-confessions follow
I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid
🐴 horsetaminghector follow
lmaooo is this paris??
🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow
kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk
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❓ myrmidons-confessions
I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe
❓ myrmidons-confessions
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👑 kingofmycenae
👍🏻 ajaxthegreat
achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????
🏘️ nobody1020
I think that's why he's posting it ngl
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😹 deiphobus42069
imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there
🐆 leopardskiniscool
???????????????
#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill
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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)
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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543
so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes
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I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!
🐎 antilochussss
not the direct address????
✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo
direct address got him :(
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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear
💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
by ares this can't be happening
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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta
do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags
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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post#I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT.#but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased#iliad#the iliad#trojan war#achilles#ajax#odysseus#homer#epic cycle#unreality#tumblr simulator#greek mythology#my post
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14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them
3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:
today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹
#as someone who never had support it’s wild to me to ACTUALLY DO IT BITCH!#my hs counselor said i’d never amount to anything and id be lucky to work fast food#only bc i was disruptive and hated the southern culture i was raised in#hope she chokes on my success :)#pixel art#artist on tumblr#aesthetic#illustration#i am so fucking powerful#i put 18 but it’s rly like 14 yrs ago lmao oops#i edited the age for clarity sake after doing the math!!!!
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HANA HANA HANA 🏡 AND 🌅 FOR THE ASK GAME !! Your handwriting looks like a classic author / poet's IT'S SO PRETTY
linking 🏡 here hi souta!!! pls i love the way u describe things and like that of a classics author/poet's??? you flatter me really
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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Corrupted Ratio for Twitter! Reached 2k followers and he won in a prompt game
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#evil math man is back. your calculus professor#dr ratio#veritas ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#corrupted!ratio#i'm a bit of a sham cause i left out bossven. Had no ideas how to include him or how to make them fight (art conceptually)#real life depiction as a student did not remember one theorem word by word /jjj I actually really love math they could never make me hate u#ratio hsr#fanart#art#illustration#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art
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#girlblogging#girlhood#actually mentally ill#alternative#im just a girl#female hysteria#female manipulator#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#alt girl#funny#meme#funny memes#dank memes#tumblr memes#hehe :3#:33333#:p#femcel#just girly things#not like other girls#pick me girl#gilrblogger#live laugh girlblog#this is a girlblog#haha make me shut up challenge#haha#i hate it here#sadgirl
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Feeling the urge to commit homicide but maybe I’m just hungry
#gojo kin#gojo kinnies#jjk gojo#gojo#everyone get fucked#i actually hate tumblr#maybe that’s why im never posting#i stay dead
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some incredibly stupid holy ghosts memes in honor of this comment from my last holy ghosts art. we got him boys
#STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THIS#HARLAN POST HOLY GHOSTS MONSTER HUNTER CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURRRRRSSSS#artists on tumblr#digital art#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#noel malevolent#detective noel#charlie dowd#holy ghosts#i hate that picture of twink Oscar i actually hate it so much why did i draw that
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It's his first ever date :)
#i loveee himm i hate him a lot also actually#sanji#one piece#zosan#sanzo#zoro#artists on tumblr#ely's art
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"this new generation is the dumbest and laziest ever because ai is ruining people's ability to learn!!! Why are you using ai to write emails and cover letters when you could instead LEARN this beautiful, important and valuable skill instead of growing lazy and getting ai slop to slop it for you?" oh my god. oooooh my god. oh my goooooood.
#yeah fucking cover letters and business emails a dying art of divine human communication ruined by ai#''hiring managers love me so much because I handwrite my cover letters like a human'' hiring managers actually don't care if you live or di#tumblr hate posting
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mudblood and blood-traitor, the one couple who made it
#romione#ronmione#hermione granger#ron weasley#harry potter#harry potter fanart#hp fanart#illustration#artists on tumblr#character design#vis dev#visual development#concept art#my art#i actually really hate saying the mudblood it feels like a real slur to me idk#it’s odd
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showdown
#THE BLACK PALADINS ALSO KNOWN AS THE BEST EPISODE TO ME AND ME ONLY#i HATE HATE HATE how nothing that happened there was ever brought up again#WASTED potential#this took entirely too fucking long as well man#it was a nightmare so im posting it now bc i cant look at it anymore#anyways if i see someone tagging this as sheith i will actually scream you freaks#voltron#vld keith#keith kogane#art#my art#vld#artists on tumblr#tw blood
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if you saw me post a version of this a few days ago no you didn't
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#my art#artists on tumblr#art#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fanart#how to train your dragon fanart#my paintings#so basically i posted it and then saw it and realized how much i hated it#and literally cried for a little bit bc what even is my life anyway#and then i had my blood stolen and pharmacies are the worst#but it's here now!#anyway how about an actually romantic flight#which is still not my favorite but LOADS better than what it was
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The illusion of choosing a path when it had been carved out from the start
It was out of love, though. For you.
You can walk out if you want.
#i had to redo this whole thing bc it didnt post. thanks tumblr#they are fine they just need a second#perkeo forgot thats a huge deal bc theyve been working on it for such a long time so its just a normal tuesday#i wanted to draw a background so it wouldnt look so empty but that would've taken too long so good enough#i also hate the 7th image with burning passion but ive redone it 4 times already so good enough²#they are wrapped in a blanket btw. bc i like being wrapped in blankets#ive stared at this too long it doesnt make sense to me anymore but im posting anyway bc we ball#immortal au#immortal au art 🎨#dca au#dca fandom#dca community#doodles#sunshine draws#comic#dca fnaf#dca sun#dca moon#< technically. kind of implied. but heres there#please dont tag my stuff as fnaf#oc#if i forgot any tag i probably wont add later anyway. it is what it is#this took a while#it was more annoying to try to upload it than to actually make it
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I'm always gonna fight to come home to my family
#i call this one: pain#911 abc#9-1-1#911edit#911 spoilers#911gifs#911#kk.gifs#also shoutout to user linoyes for helping me out when I reached out of the blue#and also the general giffing community on tumblr and how helpful everyone is#it's an actual pleasure to keep learning new tricks everyone's so willing to share#and then using them to make people (mostly myself and julian) cry :)#(also i hate editorialising about my sets but i wanna make it pretty clear#this isn't about helena#this is about eddie and his beliefs and his loss and grief okay thanks)
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Pearl & Tilly! Some more vaguely narnia-esque fanart.
#pearlescentmoon#trafficblr#double life#i hate rendering actually#tumblr stop messing with my resolution pleASE#my stuff#pearlecentmoon fanart
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