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May 2025 be the year I am laid (to rest)

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WDYM youre anti geto and gojo?

I said What I said you chicken shit little anonymous fuck. Im not like every other boot-licking man whores (expect for toji lool) that worships the ground the KFC gays walks on.

God would hate you.

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My mother called me at 6pm bc I was not home when she got home (unusual behavior) and my location was stationary on a sketchy ass part of the bike trail by my house (I was rescuing a stray cat) and the conversation goes….

Mother: “why aren’t you home?”

Me: “well I was on a walk and I-“

Mother: “hold on your brother is calling, I’ll call you back”

And she hangs up on me

Do I have mommy issues? Maybe…. But can anyone REALLY BLAME ME

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doomed because he killed hundreds to protect two children

doomed because he refused to kill two children to protect hundreds

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How many aura points did I lose when a coworker showed me a picture of their cousin Pablo “before he came out” (a pregnant woman) and it only occurred 4 hours later that Pablo was not a trans man but in fact an infant in the womb and the pregnant lady was his mother.

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If Gojo and Geto were lesbians the entire jjk plot line would be forever altered and a happy ending would be achievable.

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Someone told me (my bestie) that it was odd that I hate being the center of attention for someone with such a big ego.

And first of all excuse you….

Second of all is it really ego if I’m just being honest ….

And fourthly…. I do love being the center of attention in a controlled scenario I do not want to be magically plucked out of the audience by 4 drag kings dressed like the penguins of Madagascar

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Common misconception! I am not an extrovert I am incapable of shutting up:)

common misconception! i am not an extrovert i am a people pleaser:)

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IS THIS FUCKING PLAY ABOUT US

does anyone have ideas on how to trick someone into listening to hot to go.

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Do y’all think the best media representation for autistics is not characters they’re trying to portray as autistic but like regular main characters because they need the audience to understand who the character is (so they have to actually mean what they say or…..)

Like characters need to be who they are and in media without narration (and in a society with such poor media literacy) characters have to mean what they say and how they act. Therefore the come off more autistic coded. And the more a character doesn’t adhere to social norms and acts in a straightforward way (or even portrayed as acting to fit in with the burden of expectations placed on them) the more autistic coded they seem.

Unlike neurotypical’s who live in a world of double meanings, and adhere to social norms. These characters to me seem almost bland or even conniving in comparison.

Maybe there’s something there?

Or not….

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😀

*threateningly

series of memes my sister has sent me

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Good news everyone revered my guacamole at dinner

Being good at shit is a curse. My ability to do something well somehow renders everyone around me incapable of doing the task

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Being good at shit is a curse. My ability to do something well somehow renders everyone around me incapable of doing the task

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He did forget to feed me the 23rd if anyone was wondering.

My father and I have a special relationship

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My father and I have a special relationship

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I don’t need divine intervention I AM divine intervention

I’m fine

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