#i accidentally was like

[thedeerman]

me 3-4 months ago: yknow i don’t really like the Vees, i might not include them a lot. and if i do, i probably won’t make them too deep. do the bad guys really deserve to be get to have their stories shared?

me one month ago: yknow i don’t really like sera, i might not include her a lot. and if i do, i probably won’t go too far into her past. did she really even have a ‘traumatic backstory?’

me two weeks ago: yknow i don’t really like lute, i might not include her a lot. why does she deserve enough content to go over her trauma/backstory/reason for being who she is?

me yesterday, scribbling down things i absolutely cannot mention right now: i think i see a pattern

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[valtsv]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

[exoflash]

a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[queerasflux]

man I wish people understood how much it sucks ass to be neurodivergent and trying to find the middle ground where people like/tolerate you. like, I'm either "boring" (trying to wait my turn in conversations, holding space for other people, taking a back seat to let others get some spotlight) or "too much" (too loud/talking too much, getting excited to share, trying to participate in group conversations/activities). No one really talks about how much of being neurodivergent is just sort of trying to make yourself palatable.

I feel like so much of my life has been spent trying to find this effortless sort of middle ground everyone else seems to automatically already know, and I'm always swinging too far one way or the other. I'm lucky to have neurodivergent friends who grok me, but goddamn I wish that I could just like, exist without the constant background script in my brain that's like "you're being too loud. You're not talking enough. you're being self-centered. you're being boring. you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong." I feel like I'm back in high school trying to make friends but stuck as the eternal "weird kid"

it's just... lonely and sucks bad.

[cutetanuki-chan]

she's mesmerized

[oladthepancake]

🍁🍁🍁

- Kris, shouldn't we be at school now?

👉👈💦

- Kris, why do we stand in one place for an hour and get wet in the rain?

- Kris, you know... it's almost night...

- K-kris???????-

[rapidhighway]

more.

[nerdanel01]

I know it’s not their fault, but Rook thinking they’re disrupting the ritual and instead accidentally unleashing two OP blighted gods is like. Almost Peregrin-Took-waking-the-Balrog levels of tomfoolery.

[pansy-picnics]

“gay son or thot daughter,” you start to ask, but you can’t even finish your sentence because cosmo and wanda heard “gay son” and immediately started cheering and clapping

[bumfuzzled-bee]

Extremely serious workout session <3

[st-hedge]

And they were coworkers

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[stephadoo]