#i WISH it was from sucking dick
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my knees get bruised to where it looks like i'm probably on them sucking dick all the time but truthfully they're just getting destroyed by the various surfaces in my home
#rambles.#i WISH it was from sucking dick#but no i just banged the fuck out of my knee standing up from my desk#idk how bitches like gojo manage those limbs because i can barely do it at my slightly-taller-than-average height#i need a bigger space to live !!! and an suv or a truck
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For the ask game
How do think talia would react to seeing her father loose to dick in sword fight, since I discovered this I can't stop think about how others would react
for the ask game!
this was such a fun moment in the comics for Dick's development and thinking about how other characters would react to it is so fun
so the context of Dick beating Ra's is proving himself as Bruce's heir, since Bruce just died and Dick's Nightwing run is coming to an end to make him Batman. also interestingly, is that Ra's called Dick 'Detective' during this moment, as a sign of respect. so Talia is not only reacting to Dick beating Ra's, but also Ra's extending his respect to Dick as Bruce's replacement. so like everyone else, Talia is coping with the loss of Bruce. and like everyone else, she's apprehensive at best of the idea of Dick replacing him. they're impossible shoes to fill, and she's not exactly known for liking Dick in the first place. it's a difficult, messy time for everyone.
i don't think she'd believe it, at first. there are plenty of rumors and fights always get dramatized when they're retold. so until she hears it from Ra's himself, hears the respect in his voice when he talks about Dick, that's when she finally accepts it. and well. her feelings are complicated. because her feelings about her father are complicated, but at the very least she knows he's a formidable opponent and not many people alive can beat him, especially in a sword fight. and Dick isn't even *known* as a sword fighter, it's not his specialty. so shock would be the first real reaction, from Talia. Dick and Talia do *not* have a history of liking each other, they've always been at odds whenever they're forced to be around each other. they can work with each other for a common goal, like saving Damian or Bruce, but otherwise, they just don't get along and she's not one for extending and compliments toward him. and it was easy to dismiss him as nothing more than a sidekick when he was Robin, but now he's clearly Bruce's equal, able to beat Ra's and becoming Batman. it forces her to re-evaluate her view of Dick.
i think one of the biggest changes would be her being more willing to leave Damian in Dick's care. Damian is her son, and she loves him more than anything, so it's a lot of trust for her to just leave him with Dick. (i know she has issues with it in Batman & Robin (2009) and does all sorts of nonsense but we do not acknowledge Morrison's Talia in this house i refuse ty) so it'd make her slightly more secure to know Dick is capable of defending himself and raising Damian, since he can clearly beat Ra's in a fight. it at the very least means he has something meaningful to teach Damian and will make a good mentor, even if Talia's still not too sure about trusting Dick as family to Damian. she can respect him as a teacher.
eventually, i do think she'd still check up on Dick. she'd have to see this for herself and she would just. try to fight him solely to see what he's capable of. which Dick would be. annoyed by because he's really got bigger things going on than a test from Damian's mom to see if he's fit to raise Damian. but for Talia, it's not just about Damian. it's also about Bruce. this is her beloved's mantle that Dick is wearing, and she's not just going to take Ra's' word for it that Dick is worth this mantle. Dick tries to blow her off, but Talia is absolutely insistent on the fight, threatening to take Damian from Dick, which actually gets a real reaction out of Dick.
it'd be a close fight, but Dick would eventually come out on top. and when Dick finally beats Talia, she has to face a lot of feelings at once. she has to face her grief, that Bruce is really gone. she has to face the annoying reality that this kid she's never liked his finally surpassed her and is actually worth being Bruce's successor. and she has to face that Damian loves and respects Dick as his family. she doesn't take it well, at first. she blows Dick off and struggles with the reality of it all. but once she's sat with her feelings, similar to Ra's, she would come to a grudging respect for Dick. and even like him a little bit, holding him a high regard for being able to take care of her son and shape him into a good man, and to be able to take down Ra's. it's a hard balancing act for anyone to manage. i think she'd keep some level of contact with Dick, annoying him regularly just to check in and make sure he and Damian are doing okay. it ends up healing their relationship in a way, because she's finally able to view Dick as an equal.
#necrotic festerings#ask game#talia al ghul#i will not like anon i struggled with this one jkhgjhkjlk#it's a good concept!#esp bc i don't think we ever got a canon reaction from talia to this moment#and bc i wish to free talia from morrison's grasp#bc we never got an in-character reaction to her seeing dick raise damian which SUCKS bc it could've been so good.#but trying to flesh this out as more than just a single reaction moment was a challenge#still a fun challenge tho! so i had fun with it#but i also don't know if i have the best grasp of talia as a whole#i sadly was introduced to her through morrison's writing#and it's taken years for me to undo that damage mentally#we do not do the 'talia raped bruce' shit in this house#she's so cool and the more i read her in character the more i love her#but i do love that she and dick can never get along.#those bitches always have issues it's so funny#esp in older comics. bless dick could not stand her.
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I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
#🍰 ask#I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see#photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making soo#o many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off#too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk#gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest#antasy ever. Obviously#it can't happen#but I love thinking about it.
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Lately I've been thinking about how self-hating is such a huge component of CEE identity. There's always been this shared sentiment between me and my friends, whether they were Ukrainian, Czech, Polish or other, that we were always ashamed of where we came from and uncomfortable with sharing our identity with people who were English/American/French/Spanish/German/Russian and proud. But now it's got me thinking: what exactly were those people proud of that we couldn't be? Their history is drenched with blood - colonialism, slavery, genocide, imperialism, world wars etc. more than ours. The cultures that they're so proud of are mostly relevant because they've been backed by military might and forcibly spread across the globe.
Meanwhile we've been forced to endure hundreds of years of oppression, whether by Russia or Austria-Hungary or Germany etc. They've tried to russify, magyarise or germanise us and we survived. So why, in the so-called free 21st century, are we still made to feel so ashamed of ourselves and our roots?
Because the talks about post-colonialism and inclusivity are nothing but empty virtue signaling and the world is still ruled by the old power, methinks.
And if power only comes coupled with financial prosperity, then that is what we should do. People speculate that the real reason why some NATO members are so reluctant on accepting Ukraine is because they are afraid we're going to enforce the so-called Warsaw pact countries and shift the power from Germany-France-Brinain eastwards. And, in this case, I think that's exactly what we should do. If we focus on financial and political cooperation instead of competition, we could move towards the reality where it wouldn't matter what those Western Europeans think of us. And where money go, popular culture will follow.
Btw, if you don't mind me nitpicking, but I find your usage of words "ashamed from where we came from" a great illustration of what is the root of the problem you're talking about. Shame is a social emotion, you don't feel shame unless it's been taught to you. Westerners have created this dichotomy of them being superior to us, and they have softly forced us to internalise it. Like in the nietzschean dichotomy of the slave and the master, they need us more than we need them; because without us feeling ashamed for being CEE they wouldn't be able to feel superior. But this is an illusion. A social construct. The naked king. No country is better than another (expect for russia, which is the worst). So break free and embrace everything that makes you you.
#i know several people who are traumatised from living for a couple of months in germany and fled back to ukraine in horror#they really really really aren't superior to us#anon i wish you luck on your journey of discovering the pride in your own country because there 100% is something to be proud of#for the starters we aren't cowards addicted to sucking russian dick. that's a victory in my books#apologies for being so melodramatic i'm tired and mercury is in retrograde
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this is fruk parenting and you cannot change my mind
#francois is neglectful arthur is authoritarian they both suck so much <3 its why they're meant to be together#francois will be super affectionate and indulgent for like a week and then fuck off back to paris#and arthur is such an uptight dick you WISH he'd fuck off back from whence he came#alfred age six: father i cut my finger waaah#arthur: in 1416 i had an arrow through the solar plexus and STILL took down 6 french soldiers. stiff upper lip lad#hws france#hws england#fruk#listen they both grew up stabbing each other by age 10. if nobody is actively trying to kill you you're FINE#stop complaining#it could be worse#you could have bubonic plague#do you have the bubonic plague alfred? no? then i don't know why you're bothering me
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it's been approximately a year since i quit my shitty ass job
no reason really to bring this up i just watched a video about dnd horror stories and was violently reminded about how my shitty boss sabotaged the hell out of my D&D programming near constantly because she "listened to a D&D podcast and didn't think it had any value" so she just arbitrarily decided she hated D&D and would do everything she could to try and make my program less attended so she'd have an excuse to cancel it until she finally got bored and just forced me to cancel it anyway, forcing me to tell the kids two days before what was suddenly our last session that we wouldn't be able to finish the story we'd been having so much fun telling, even though we were just a little over halfway through the final ARC and were going to fight the BBEG soon.
anyway. glad i'm not there anymore.
#and if she somehow sees this and identifies herself#(though i doubt she will because she never thought she did anything wrong or mean in her life.)#let me go ahead and say the thing i wish i could have said to your face: suck my dick#yeah it's been a year and i should get over it but my god.#this wasn't even the main thing she did that was toxic#and a year away from it i can see how absolutely horrendous she was to me and how much it destroyed my mental health#the way she treated me and my coworkers. her patronizing attitude towards her queer employees while believing wholeheartedly she was an all#so i say it fucking again: suck my fucking dick#lulu talks#negative tw
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Lmfao im going to see movies with friends and the double features made it so that we had to either A. Watch it ends with us or B. Watch a horror movie
And id rather pay twice to go to each movie we actually wanted individually than to be forced to watch it ends with us
#they have 2 double features at once. so its possible for us to watch one of each by changing parking lots#(obv deadpool and beetlejuice lol)#i will do anything not to watch that clown movie#by clown movie i obviously mean it ends with us#the director is the only one who has a modicum of good sense but I dont want to help the ratings when the rest of the team is a shitshow#and colleen hoover can suck my dick:)#i just wish that the director had taken any other source material. it couldve been amazing.#as for the horror movies? i had nightmares from pans labyrinth for at least half a decade. i learn from my mistakes#cryptid talks#if i must repeat myself: colleen hoovers and the fans romanticizing DV can eat shit
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It's just crazy to me that my mom doesn't believe in mental illness at all while telling me while growing up her daddy used to bring them jars of mercury to play with. And that she drank, smoked weed, and did coke while pregnant. Also when pregnant w my 1st brother, her then husband was fucking with the old blood pressure checkers at a doctor's office and made it explode and rain mercury. And they just grabbed it with their hands and shoved it under the bed.
Oh but if I tell her ED having ass that my ADHD meds made me lose my appetite and I lost weight? All over it. Literally asked me to spell it out for her.
#charlie kelley and his bimbo mom are the closest to feeling represented in media ive ever felt LMAO#im just thankful that shit exists bc its a lot to cope with#I'm honestly avoiding seeing her if i ever have the $ to visit#she currently weighs less than i did at 14 when my bulemia was at its worse and like#it took years to be able to clothes shop away from her and with friends i trusted to get over that specific trauma#ed mention#tw ed#tw abuse#ugh im so glad im on the other meds that work w my appetite#vyvanse i wish i could suck your dick
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read the delicious in dungeon manga!!
#ohhhh my god#i started with the anime and it started getting complicated#the worl building is NEXT LEVEL??#anyway. anime only fans are going to get their dick sucked ass eaten out and balls tugged on one by one#i cant even talk about the funny things bc WHAT#im just??#kui ryoko#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#the care put into the story and characters oughh#going to make myself a nice meal idgaf#might take recipes from this as inspo (with human equivelant ingrediants)#supernatural WISHES it had this ending
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Okay stream over and as such no one is safe anymore from my RGGJoposting (sorry in advance), HOWEVER I did want to say...
Of course Mine Himself At Present is the furthest thing from punk, but I believe the reason he has that belt is a nod to Nakamura, who is credited with bringing punk influences to the kabuki scene. (This particular photo was taken years after Y3, but...)
By the way, Nakamura is how I found out there's a lot of stigma against sons of kabuki actors who choose to play roles of a different gender than their fathers. He comes from an established line of onnagata, so it was a big deal for him to choose to play male roles.
Arakawa was a taishu engeki actor rather than a kabuki actor, which is less steeped in tradition than kabuki, so I don't know if it would've been the same for him doing the opposite to Nakamura. But it's Neat to think of it as a concerted choice for him in terms of feeling that strong of a connection to femininity.
oh fuck yeah punk in the kabuki world WORD UP TO THE LEGEND.....
#snap chats#tumblr told me to suck a dick and deleted my response THANKS ASSHOLE#i feel suddenly feel like really sick and tired like oh god what the fuck was in teh chicken my bro got me for lunch heeUGUH#i will muster up my strength to respond tho. god no i feel really sick i gotta hurl but i wont#in any case... i love learning#i wish i could say more but thats all i can say ive always been more of a listener than a speaker#what the ufck was in that shicken oh my fucking god#great to have yo in the inbox. ALWAYS happy to see yo in teh inbox even if im a dumbass soemtimes and words fail me#like right now like how my organs are failing me jesus lord#i will try to speak.. i can see peop#ok no i cant i dont hve the brain capacity right now forgive me#the enviroment surrounding 'cross dressing' in theater is. a topic#a topic im too stupid and sick for BUT IT IS ONE.#i know men would play as women in western plays since women werent allowed to act for a long ass while#uhhh wht am i tryig to say#oh like. like the role is 'necessary' like men would need to play women cause we aint got women#but that doesnt mean its a 'respectable' position#do we get what im sayig ?? good god i hope so. im dying.#first it was too cold now im too warm but i cant tell if thats from shame my house or the hoodie i put on#ok my head hurt BYE#soryr im stupid
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vent// dysphoria tw
#sorry for the random post but this is the only place. I really feel comfy talking abt this :'))#just been having so much bottom dysphoria lately it's been seriously depressing me#and it all stems from knowing that no matter how much surgery or fancy prosthetics I have I will never have a fully functioning natal dick#and it's so bad that even thinking about getting surgery or spending $200 on a prosthetic gives me MORE dysphoria bc I just can't help#thinking of how much I /can't/ do with it#and it's just such a bitter awful fucking feeling that makes me want to curl up and cry and scream and punch god in the face for fucking#making me this way#and it fucking sucks too bc this is like actually impacting my life and my relationship and my happiness bc I can't help thinking abt it#like once a day and bumming myself the fuck out#but like I don't even know what to do about it!!! I can't do anything about it!#anyway just needed to get this out bc I'm sitting here fucking crying bc I was looking at prosthetics in an attempt to ease the dysphoria#but of course it only made it worse :')))#but I'll live#I just wish I could explain it to people so they know why I'm acting so fucking emo but what am I supposed to say 'yeah sorry just thinking#abt how I will never be able to piss or ejaculate or get hard the way amab people can and it's making me feel like throwing up'#🍇.txt#vent //#delete later
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i'm coughing more than usual
#don't do this to me. not because i had metaphorical gay sex with thousands of people through mcr. please.#'metaphorical gay sex' well i was also packed with everyone like sardines & shared water so i wouldnt pass out from dehydration. but anyway#IT BETTER JUST BE FROM SCREAMING#i wish i could say that it could be from sucking dick but. well 😔#transmission📻
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It moves me to tears sometimes that 90s Bill Clinton will never be thrusting in me. I want him sooo bad.
It moves me to tears sometimes that 90s Bill Clinton will never be thrusting in me. I want him sooo bad.
I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
#🍰 ask#It moves me to tears sometimes that 90s Bill Clinton will never be thrusting in me. I want him sooo bad.#I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see#photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making soo#o many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off#too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk#gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest f#antasy ever. Obviously#it can't happen#but I love thinking about it.
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sometimes i wonder why a very specific flavor of big toxic masculinity influencer guys appeal to me so much and then i am forcefully reminded that's what i've want to be my whole life and i 😭😭
#do i feel bad about it? yes. does it stop my brain? not really#i just want to be BIG and STRONG and POWERFUL#i want to be the strongest person in a room at any given times and when i say that's the ONLY thing i get competitive that's not a joke#i want to know i can kill someone with one punch#LIKE WHY IS MY BRAIN LIKE THAT#(don't worry i absolutely can't do that but god I WISH)#i have always always always wanted to be the big scary buff as fuck dude with a big fuck off sword#who wil FUCK SHIT UP but then also like goes home and loves his people and likes kittens and shit#I WANNA BE THAT SO BAD#and so these asshole guys just get in my brain soooo easily#and it sucks cause i don't wanna be a dick!!! but i wanna be big and strong and protect people and fight and die on a battlefield and shit!!#which. WHY????? where did that come from??? my family definitely didn't emphasize that? but it's certainly in there deep
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My throat hurts so FUCKING much
Okay good night
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my throat hurts so fucking bad
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