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ANIME & MANGA I HAVE BINGED IN THE LAST MONTH: May 2021

I've Been Hunting Slimes for the Past 300 Years and Now Ive Maxed Out My Level: incredibly long name aside, cute af slice of life that suffers Same Face Syndrome. I'm still happy to watch it because of how feel good and fluffy it is though, Im probably gonna forget about it in two or three years tho. 8/10.

Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro: I found out this was a webcomic first and suddenly all the HORNINESS made so much more sense. A Femdom, Degradation, Humiliation, Dacryphilia Bullies to Lovers story disguised as a high school rom-com which, I'm not going to lie, misses SKEEVY CITY by mere inches on a regular basis. However, I'm a Dom/Switch and this entire relationship sets off my dom brain center like New York City just shy of midnight. So if you're into that sort of scene, this anime is for you. If not, it's still fascinating but you're probably gonna be a little put off by how mean the Girl!Bully is to the guy MC. Unless you find out something about yourself, in which case, congrats! Stay safe, sane, consensual, and learn about the traffic light system on top of safe words, I promise you'll have a better life in general after that. Still Ongoing, currently 10/10.

Fruits Basket: IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS ANIME SO MUCH???? The original anime came out when I was in... I think middle school and my parents were really strict on what I watched so I never got to experience the first wave and I never bothered to watch the show ever after I moved out of the house years later. However, now that I'm much older I honestly can say this is one of my favorite anime to date, and all the characters are charming, lovable, with their own problems that I can connect to or sympathize with, and I love the MC which is always a treat tbh. Except Akito. Akito can suck a sandpaper dick. I'm only on S2 tho so no spoilers! Anime 11/10.

Monster Girl Doctor: went in thinking it was gonna be a monster girl who's a doctor with a homoerotic assistant (her name is SAPPHY okay sue me for thinking it) and ended up watching the entire dubbed harem series. Honestly, I've seen worse and this one has consistent follow-through on interesting characters and backstory enough for me to shove aside the blatant under-monstrousness of the female monsters and the harem-ness of everything else. Dubbing is honestly really good, which is a treat, and the monster designs are not the worst and the MC is tolerable. Honestly, I don't mind having watched it! The mix of cgi and the traditional animation together work pretty strangely though, and it often doesn't flow super well. 7.5/10

So I'm a Spider, So What: Dubbed version which honestly isn't that bad. Took me a bit to get into it, but after realizing that it's got a mismatched timeline a la The Witcher, it made so much more sense. Heavily done in cgi, and you can definitely tell between the 2D and 3D animations, but not the worst in the world. I went in not expecting much but it ended up being an Issekai I can stand and even enjoy. On god has a decent story... with the spider. I'd be a liar if I didnt say I skipped some of the human parts just to get back to the best part of the show. 8/10.

Somali and the Forest Spirit: I'm so fucking nostalgic for this thing it makes me want to go and hug my dad. About a human girl under threat of being eaten with a monster-dominated world. Very obvious "humans fear what they don't understand" message but instead of the humans learning tolerance it's what happens when they get annihilated first so like, kudos for the mangaka for having the guts to do that. I cried like a baby regularly. It's really good, I watched the dub and ID WATCH IT AGAIN!!! 9/10.

To Your Eternity: Oh my god. O h my g o d. Fell in love on the first episode, ngl. About if an immortal being learned how to be a person from scratch. I love it. HOWEVER. Keep a box of tissues on you at all times because you're gonna need them. I'm only on EP7 because that's all that's out right now but just know. I love it. Not for everyone but certainly for my "what do we define as human and the human condition" ass. 12/10.

Those Snow White Notes: A sports anime without any sports. About shamisen playing which is cool because I never realized how cool this instrument was??? Its neat af. OP1&2 are by Burnout Syndrom so know theyre fire. Gonna be real, its pretty alright, but not extraordinary. You can tell they were using the characters as archetypes rather than actually characters which kinda kills a lot of the emotional value you could've had, but I'm still gonna watch it. It doesn't make me cringe as hard as other sports anime tho so I consider it toptier in that regards but if you're a big sports anime fan you might be bummed out by it. Every single musical performance is INCREDIBLE tho. A solid 8/10.

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun: THE ART OMFG IT'S SO GORGEOUS. Listen, if you took coptic markers and gave them an animation budget with some manga panel direction thrown in there, that's this anime. It's beautiful. Gorgeous. I'm in love with the aesthetic every second. Story? Really good. Characters? I love the MC and his evil little twin brother asshat. Demons? Not super imaginative but I'm carrying on happy as can be anyways. Dubbing? A bit shaky at times but I found the voices charming if a little off for some of them. I'm already waiting for the second season with popcorn at the ready. 10/10.

Prison School: I watched this directly after Hanako-kun and it was like I got slapped in the face by sweaty unwashed titties and some fedora wearing schmuck's piss kink. No character is likable or redeemable. I finished it, but at what cost? 2/10 and only because a character shit his pants and I laughed.

Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle: watched this right after Prison School and it was NECESSARY tbh. Its so CUTE and honestly, im not even kidding you, the fucking funniest anime I've seen in months. I watched the dub and the VAs are having the time of their lives working on this anime not just giving it their all but literally just going ham. Its great. If I read this im sure id be bored outta my mind but the VAs giving it a joyous performance make it an insta fave for me tbh. 9/10.

Sk8 the Infinity: i watched the dub with my bro and I can confirm that its a spectacular show because we both loved it and we have vastly different tastes. Incredibly SUSPENSFUL AND STRESSFUL for an anime about skateboarding but we finished it in a single sitting tbh. The last episode is not dubbed for some reason but we still loved it. Like if Free! was less obnoxious but the only fan-service here is Joe ♡ a beefcake who owns my lesbian heart. I think there's exactly one named female character tho and I legit couldn't tell you what it was if there was a gun to my head. So, over all, 9.5/10.

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: I'm going to be entirely honest, I went in thinking it was going to be a boring isekai of no value. I was right about the Isekai part. It was honestly pretty interesting and focused on nation building like you're playing civilization rather than the usual "Get Stronger" narrative or "Get Some Pussy" narrative most isekais take which is delightfully refreshing. Granted there are flavors of that in this which means it doesn't alienate the big isekai watchers out there, but it's not the whole dish and it doesn't make me want to cringe the same way others do. You've got a slime MC just vibing and building a nation of monsters nbd. Does lose points for making the female monsters more humanoid than their male counterparts but makes them back by only doing perfunctory fan-service and nothing that makes me want to cry... except the butt sumo episode but in fairness it was all a terrible dream. Literally, the MC refuses to dream anymore after that. solid animation, decent voice acting, decent story, made me realize how HUGE this is in the Light Novel community???? There's like 18 fucking novels and that's WILD. 8.5/10.

MANGA:

Spirit Photographer Saburo Kono: a one shot special by the mangaka of The Promised Neverland! Honestly a really delicate touch of both super creepy and really touching, and I'm not gonna lie I'm bummed that this isn't a bigger project but the single chapter makes it a good taste for their style. I've been wondering if I wanna read/watch The Promised Neverland and now I think I will. 10/10

Deranged Detective Ron Kamonohashi: from the mangaka of Hitman Reborn comes this Sherlock and Watson derivative! Not even 20 chapters out yet with a sort of spotty schedule, I honestly love it even thought it's exactly as you expect. HOWEVER. Kamonohashi the "Sherlock" character uses mental pressure to kill all confirmed murderers and it's up to Toto the "Watson" character to save all those people before Kamonohashi kills them! It's just recently introduced a "Moriarty" family of crime lords (not a big spoiler don't worry it was obvious) so the tension surrounding Ron's past is amping up rn. Personally, I think the art is GORGEOUS, the characters engaging, and the story quick enough to keep my interest. Most mysteries are solved within a chapter or two so you're not stuck 20 chapters into one locked room mystery which is just peachy tbh. RN, 10/10. If this gets an anime, I anticipate a legion of fangirls who ship the two main characters along with their many friends. I've been alive too long to believe otherwise.

Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro: Yeah I read the manga after I watched the show. A slower build than the anime, but it works for the format, if theyd done the same with the show then I don't think it wouldve done as well. Honestly? Cuter tbh but just as horny. You dont start really LEARNING about your character until like, chap 65 tho and no real "drama" happens until like 75. A good chunk of the chapters are like 8pgs so its a breeze to get through. I love these slow burn idiots of the century. 9.5/10 because you can DEFINITELY tell the mangaka does hentai too.

Yugen's All-Ghouls Homeroom: one-shot by the mangaka for Food Wars, it's no wonder there's this constant perviness from the MC, a guy who can see and exorcise spirits. Takes place at an all girl's finishing school with KICK ASS monsters tbh, kinda bummed its not longer. The MC? Blatant monsterfucker who is also a CONFRIMED monsterfucker???? Idk i vibe with that single emotion. Everything else is hit or miss. 7/10 for monsters and cool concept, lost points for the MC very pointedly being okay with admitting he'd wait for the teenagers to be adults tho. Creepy af. Could live without that.

Hell's Paradise: I finished the entire 127chps in 3 days and I was really enthusiastic about it 90% of the time thinking about how deep it was and then I actually thought about it and I ended up being very neutral about the whole thing tbh. The art is fantastic tho, but DEFINITELY deserving of the M rating. Tits. Tits everywhere. But not tits to be ecchi over, no, monster hermit tits on beautiful women-ish figures. Now generally I give that a pass but a huge theme in the story is that men and women are "no better than one or the other" but like, lady tits are what you see 99% of the time. Men tits are few and far between. I call bullshit on most of the "deep" themes is what I'm saying, so it's like the mangaka was trying for those deep thoughts but missed the margin a little too far for my preference. That being said, the MC is a married man who loves his wife which automatically makes him my favorite character so like... idk so many good things, so many misses, but overall really spectacular themes and imagery. Unique but classic all at once. It's getting an anime and I have NO IDEA how much censorship they're gonna be doing but they're going to be doing SO MUCH. Oh yeah, and one guy is a plant/human hybrid who fucks a 1000 year old plant-hermit which makes him a canon monster fucker. And one canon non-binary character who I, a nonbinary, actually like. So like... gosh I've got mixed feelings. 8.5/10.

Choujin X: From Sui Ishida, mangaka to the mega hit Tokyo Ghoul comes this brand new manga!... Of one chapter, lol. Not really binge-y because it's just the one chapter out right now but I'm already keeping my eye on it. The grasp on anatomy in the art is PHENOMENAL and you can see Ishida flexing his art skill which is great. Can't give a true rating but I'm giving it a tentative 9/10 because I'm excited to see more.

Shag&Scoob: technically not a manga, its an ongoing webcomic I binged an subscribed to in one day and I just think it deserves more attention. Starts off funny with "what if Scooby Doo had a gun" and has been led to "what if all cartoons are aliens that survive and receive their powers by the humans that love them in an epic war with Martians." On god, its good. I finished the current series in a couple hours so it's a breezy read, highly recommend it. 9/10.

To Your Eternity: Yeah I watched the anime and then finished all current 143 chapters in like 3 days. GOD IM WEAK. I don't buy physical manga unless I know I want to remember the story forever and I'm already budgeting for the current books out. Yeah, this is a good series. That being said, definitely not for the faint of heart or those who suffer under common triggers like suicide, molestation, death, etc. It's all framed as bad and necessary to the story don't get me wrong, but it's there and has lasting affects on the characters. Incredible story telling by the creator of A Silent Voice. Keep tissues nearby at all times. 12/10.

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1. Your band and QR are scheduled to be guests on a film soundtrack, so you go to the studio. When you get to the recording booth, you see a body facedown in the corner. Your initial reaction is concern, but Bonham and Sean go and ‘poke it with a stick’, so to speak. Nothing happens, so Bonham kicks it. Still nothing. Sean then proceeds to flip it over, and you all see that it’s a CPR dummy used for stunts. How do you all react to knowing it’s fake? Is anyone creeped out?

Sean, Linus, and Erik breath a sigh of relief. Kevin is annoyed that it was there. Rudy and I are creeped out. and Carlos goes, “Aww, I wish it was a real person.” 

2. It’s summer and it’s Chrissy’s 4th birthday. You, your band, Tom and his band, Bonham, Kevin, and QR are all outside with the kids and their friends, and since it’s summer you’re all wearing tank tops of sorts. At one point Chrissy goes up to Bonham and says, “Skyler wants to know why you always wear the same tattoos, aunt Bons.” Her little friend blushes next to her. You, Tom, Kevin, and Rudy are the ones within earshot of that question. How does Bonham answer the question and how do you all respond?

Bons gets down to their level and goes, “Because they are always in my skin. I can’t change them.” 

Me: It’s like how mommy’s never changes remember. 

Kevin and Rudy are giggling a bit over how cute the scene is and Tom is drinking a beer and talking to one of his bandmates. 

3. You and Bonham are sitting at a table in your school library one day working on homework with your new friends Randy and Kevin. At one point, Bonham is mumbling a tune to herself when Kevin stops working and sits up. “What is it?” you ask. He says, “I hear angels, what is that?” Randy looks to Bonham who’s still engrossed in her work and says, “Are you singing to yourself?” She looks up and says, “Yeah, was I bothering you? Sorry I’ll stop.” She blushes and goes back to work. How do the three of you respond to that little exchange?

Me: That was so good. We need to start a band. 

Randy: Yeah you should totally start a band. They’re a lot of fun. 

Kevin: Yeah you should. 

4. Bonham and Kevin are over at yours and Tom’s one day when your kids (aged 12-17) come home from school. Immediately as they enter the door, Sam looks at Bonham and says, “You have depression face.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” she asks. “Your face is like, saggier than normal. and you have dead eyes. Depression face.” How does Bonham react to this, and how do you, Tom, Kevin, Chrissy and Cassie respond?

Bons: I do not. 

While she looks away 

Me: Yes, you do. I’ve known you long enough to know when you do. 

Tom: What’s bothering you?

Kevin: Yeah 

Cassie comes over and gives Bons a hug before whispering, “Love you, Auntie Bons.” In her ear and Chrissy looks at her with a concerned face. 

Chrissy: Are you going to be ok, Auntie Bons? 

5. Bonham’s trying to get you and Tom into Family Guy so you guys will watch it with her and Kevin. At one point, Tom says, “This show is literally just animated and voiced-over references to other stuff.” “Family Guy exists to remind you that there are good things out there, it can’t stand on its own.” Kevin replies, a little too quickly. How do you, Bonham, and Tom respond?

Me: Yup. I agree with Kevin. 

Tom: I don’t get this show it’s really stupid and grates on my nerves. 

Bons: Do you all just hate it? How?! It’s good. 

6. You and your new school friends Kevin and Randy are visiting to the college band’s concert to see Bonham play her instruments (she’s in the concert band, symphony orchestra, and jazz group). During the show, she looks a little off, and when the jazz combo finally goes on and they each take a standing solo, she sways a bit. You don’t think much of it, so when it’s over you and Kevin wait in the atruim for her while Randy goes back to help her carry all her instruments out. Soon the atrium clears and you two are the only ones left. You eventually find the backstage area, and when you get there, Randy, who never yells at anybody, is talking angrily to her stand partner, asking him, “Why did you let her go onstage? She’s so sick she can barely stand!” The stand partner just says, “She’s principal. She has to show up or there would be no clarinet solo.” How does Randy react to this, and what do you and Kevin say?

Randy: Ok but you should have a backup just in case. 

Me: Bons let’s get you back to our room so you can rest up you don’t look so good 

Kevin: seriously dude, you should have just let her go home. Invest ina backup. 

7. You and Bonham are going to one of QR’s parties, and when you get there, Bonham immediately asks where the drinks are. Someone says, “In the bathroom. Upstairs and to the right.” That’s an odd place. You go there anyway, and sure enough, the bathtub is full of alcohol, and a mischievous Kevin and Randy are mixing it. What do they say when you get there? Do you have some of the mystery punch?

Randy: Hi, welcome to the bar. 

Kevin: Care for a drink. 

Me: I am not having the jungle juice no way you guys mix stuff too fucking strong. 

Bons: Why is it in the bathroom? People piss and shit in here. It’s very unsanitary. 

8. You and Tom and Kevin and Bonham are out to lunch one day when a fan comes up to you. She gushes to everybody except Bonham. Not common, but not unusual. At one point, Kevin asks why she’s not talking to Bonham. The fan says, “Well no offense to you, Mr. DuBrow, but she’s slept with most of Quiet Riot over the years. I don’t trust her. That’s not what you do.” How do you all respond?

Me: Hah, have you seen Kevin’s body count including me? He slept with all the women in our band including Jess. 

Kevin: Hey! 

Tom: Jesus, lady, with the way you’re dressed you should be more concerned with yourself. You look like you need the metal gods...or Jesus. 

9. You get a call from Kevin one afternoon when you’re out with Tom. “Bonham is in the hospital. It’s nothing serious but I thought you should know.��� “What? Why?” you say. “Apparently she hasn’t eaten anything since Friday. She passed out. What’s your excuse? … She says she forgot. That’s crap. Anyway, I just thought you should know.” He hangs up. How do you and Tom respond?

I book it to the hospital and start to lecture her about taking care of herself while Tom and Kevin sit back since they wouldn’t be able to get a word in edgewise. 

10. Bonham comes back to your dorm room after a bass clarinet lesson. Randy and Kevin are there. You ask how it went and she says, “It’s hard to move all the air I need to. The teacher said to picture a donut at the back of your throat, it’ll keep it open.” Before you can respond Kevin says, “Or this dick.” You choke on your water a bit and Randy laughs. How do you respond, and what do Bonham and Randy say?

Me: Kevin! Seriously? Don’t be a fucking creep.

Randy: That’s just Kevin 

Bons: Excuse me while I go throw up in a toilet. 

11. Bonham and Jay got called back to their high school to speak on a panel to seniors about life after high school. You and Tom and Kevin and Kenna (Jay’s girlfriend) all go to watch, and Chuck, her brother, is in the audience. The talk goes well, Jay tells of his military escapades and Bonham makes light of the times being in a band. Afterwards, the principal corners them when they meet up with you guys and says to Jay, “Phenomenal job, sir. I’m proud to have you defending my country. But as for you,” he looks to Bonham, “You were a disgrace. You didn’t take anything seriously. You only tried to make them laugh. What do you have to say for yourself?” She just snorts a little and says, “You told us to be honest, I’m not gonna lie. It doesn’t matter what you do as long as you love it and can make money.” How does the principal respond, and what do you all (you, Tom, Kevin, Kenna, Jay, Chuck) respond?

Principle: I mean...but...

Tom: Jesus dude, your thinking is ass backwards. 

Me: Seriously dude we have fun and make money a job doesn’t have to be dreary 

Kevin shakes his head at the dude.

Kenna and Jay are annoyed and Chuck goes, “Jesus dude. Way to crush someones spirit.” 

12. You and Bonham always have music going, but she only plays Hoyt Axton when she’s homesick or sad. One day, you bring Kevin and Randy over to your dorm and when you get in Bonham’s looking at a piece of mail, this song by Hoyt Axton is playing, tears are leaking from her eyes, and she’s just mumbling one line from the song, which is, “They can’t take that away.” How do you three respond to that little scene, what does the mail say, and what does Bonham say to you guys?

I pull her into a hug. It’s a letter from her friend Jay he’s away in the military and she hadn’t heard from him in a while.  

Bons: I really miss him. 

I hug her, “I know I know. Bons.” 

Randy and Kevin pull her into a hug and we have a huge group hug. 

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1) You, your singer, Kevin, and your singer’s friend Ash went to the movies to see the film Bohemian Rhapsody. Halfway through the film, you look over to see Ash completely headbanging to the music and your singer tapping her foot to the beat slightly and bopping her head. How do you and Kevin react? 

2) You, your singer, Kevin, and Rudy are piled into the car because your singer is taking you somewhere fun. But she won’t tell you where. You pull up on an old garage looking building in a residential neighborhood in the middle of nowhere and she goes, “Here we are.” You look up at the sign to see it’s a pinball parlor. What do you, Kevin, and Rudy say and how does it go? 

3) You, your singer, Kevin, and Randy are at a school function. While there, you find that they have karaoke. Kevin goes up and selects a Quiet Riot song to sing along to. Which makes you, your singer, and Randy roll your eyes. Afterward, the worker takes back the microphone and says, “Well...that sucked.” How do you, Kevin, your singer, and Randy respond?

4) You and your band are performing at a concert when all of a sudden, someone jumps up on the stage. He’s clearly drunk and stumbles over to your singer where he tries to take her microphone. Your singer wrestles with him before punching him in the face which knocks him out cold. How do you, Sean, Linus, and Erik respond?

5) Your singer is dating a college friend of hers right after she broke up with Kevin. The paparazzi have been trying to get pictures of them together for a while and one day you get a call. The person on the other end says that your singer has gotten into a minor accident while trying to evade the paparazzi. You rush down to the hospital to find your singer sitting on the bed and her college friend pacing. “Is it always like this? Do they never leave you alone? Are they never going to leave us alone?” What do you and your singer say and how does Mick respond?

6) You come over to your singer and Tom’s house to help them hang a painting. The entire time you’re there you and Kevin get this really creepy vibe from it. Your singer claims it’s haunted and she hates it but Tom loves it. Once you get it hung on the wall, about a half hour later you hear a crash and find that the painting has fallen off the wall and the glass broke. How do you, your singer, Tom, and Kevin respond?

7) It’s game night at your singer and Tom’s house and your singer brings out Clue. You, Kevin, your singer, Tom, Rudy, and Carlos are playing. How does the game go? Who plays each of the characters? Who wins? 

8) You, your singer, and Kevin are at a Cinderella concert to support Tom and the boys. You’re in the front row and you can hear the guys conversation behind you. It’s about Quiet Riot. At one point one of the guys says, “Isn’t Kevin DuBrow dead? I thought he died.” Kevin whips around and goes, “I’m right here in your face, dude.” How do the two guys respond and what do you and your singer say?

9) Your band has been around for a very long time and one day, your manager comes up to you and your band and goes, “This film company would like to make a film starting at the beginning with you, BabyCarrot, Jess, Rhett, and Daryl all the way up to the current lineup of you, BabyCarrot, Sean, Erik, and Linus. What do you say?” How do you, your singer, Linus, Sean, and Erik respond? Do you say yes?

10) During the first day of filming the movie, you and your singer are waiting for shooting to start when your singer looks to the right. “Oh my god,” she hits you on the arm. You look with her and you find yourself looking back at two younger versions of yourselves talking with a young Randy and Kevin. Your singer tears up a bit. How do the two of you respond and what do the actors say when they come over to you guys?

11) You and your singer are drinking with Crüe and your singer has gotten very very drunk. All of a sudden, she leans on Mick and goes, “You know...you look like my boyfriend. Are you sure you’re not my boyfriend?” How does Mick respond and what do you, Nikki, Tommy, and Vince say?

@osbournebemydaddy your move, Bons :)