#arthur: in 1416 i had an arrow through the solar plexus and STILL took down 6 french soldiers. stiff upper lip lad
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this is fruk parenting and you cannot change my mind
#francois is neglectful arthur is authoritarian they both suck so much <3 its why they're meant to be together#francois will be super affectionate and indulgent for like a week and then fuck off back to paris#and arthur is such an uptight dick you WISH he'd fuck off back from whence he came#alfred age six: father i cut my finger waaah#arthur: in 1416 i had an arrow through the solar plexus and STILL took down 6 french soldiers. stiff upper lip lad#hws france#hws england#fruk#listen they both grew up stabbing each other by age 10. if nobody is actively trying to kill you you're FINE#stop complaining#it could be worse#you could have bubonic plague#do you have the bubonic plague alfred? no? then i don't know why you're bothering me
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