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New writing rule: Checkov’s friend

If you introduce a named character with a relationship to a protagonist, their character arc must be resolved in a way that feels reasonable and satisfying

Which is to say: they can’t just dissappear when they’re no longer a convenient plot device

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so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

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Hellzapoppin 1941. Black ppl are magical creatures.

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Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

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proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

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Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you're spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man's body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don't believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men's body fat is under 7%, they're dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it's literally only for that day, because it's extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they're at their worst when they're filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his "beer belly" and I'm genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

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Respect.

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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

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One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal. 

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Finished comic inspired by this post! (I’ll link in replies or reblog, otherwise tumblr won’t let you see my posts!)

Finally posting after teasing it this morning!  I hope you like it! Find me elsewhere:   Twitter: @JessiL_Art Instagram: @jessilart Pillowfort: JessiLeigh

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Passing The Torch 🧜‍♀️

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i mean…. i guess imagine dragons is as good as everyone says…..

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“not only is this truly my favorite lizard, but this lizard is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote. Now the way that happened is when I was a little kid, my mom used to bring me out here to the Sonoran desert and I would look for these lizards. However, because of their camouflage, they’re difficult to find. Now, one of their main predators is the Roadrunner. So what I would do is search for Roadrunners. I would follow these Roadrunners hoping that they would lead me to the horned lizards. My mom would watch me doing this and would say to herself, ‘you know what you’re kinda like? You’re kinda like Wile E. Coyote from the Warner Bros. cartoon.’ And then she started calling me Coyote. So this little lizard, the Regal Horned Lizard, is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote.”

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One of my biggest desires is to have Shark Villagers in Animal Crossing!

But since no one recognizes the cuteness of sharks, I decided to create my own villagers!

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I got the fiddles in the back 🎻💪🏾