#i STAND by that

[setare7x]

tim having the most random allies in every place is the most funny thing to me ever😭

just to list a few:

prudence wood (an assasin he WORKED with)

danny temple (he meet him in school and helped him take control of a cult😭)

young just us (and whoever he met on all those crazy space missions with them)

ali ben khadir (his roomate at brentwood academy who is the leader of a country)

i'm just convinced that he would know people everywhere

(and i love the comics about his time at brentwood academy and i'm still so sad that they never developed danny further😔)

[stop-talking]

No thoughts, only Derek Danforth sending you nudes while you're at work...

(Thanks, Holden. 🙄) @freak-accident419

Tags: 18+ g!n reader, mentions of drugs, no real smut, just dirty talk and nudes

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Your phone buzzes in your pocket for the twentieth time in the past five minutes, and you have a sinking suspicion you know who it is.

Who it always is.

With a sigh, you try and discreetly look at your phone underneath your desk. Opening messages from Derek while you're at work is always a gamble, considering he spends 90% of his time high, horny, or a mix of both.

As soon as you tap the notification, your screen is overtaken by cock. The tip red and glistening with need, his hand wrapped around the shaft, mid-pump...

Fuck.

You quickly turn your phone off, shoving it between your thighs and sitting up straighter. That bastard. He knows you're at work.

Of course, now he also knows you've opened his messages. Your phone vibrates angrily between your thighs, and you start to wonder if putting it there was a smart move.

Fucking Danforth. You try to physically shake the image of his throbbing cock out of your mind, literally shaking your head as you stare at the computer screen in front of you.

That is, until your co-worker in the cubicle across from yours shoots you a glance and asks if you're alright.

"Yeah, just, uh... Tired. Trying to stay awake."

You stand up straight, causing your still-buzzing phone to fall to the floor.

"I'm gonna go make a coffee," you announce.

In your scramble to pick up your phone, you knock your chair over and onto the floor. Damnit, stop making such a scene.

You scurry away, trying desperately to silence your phone. Unfortunately, the last thing you had pulled up was... well, cock.

With a yelp, you turn and duck into the nearest bathroom, praying no one saw your screen.

Once you finally have some level of privacy, standing in a cramped bathroom stall, you start to look over your 50+ notifications from Derek.

He's been sending you messages all afternoon, mostly nonsense texts, with nudes interspersed between them.

11am:

Babe? Baaaaabe. Babe I miss you Come home When is work over

12pm:

Are you ignoring me? Babe I got a new robe Do you wanna see Baby

[A short video of Derek in his robe]

He starts the video making a concerned face at the camera, muttering to himself. Once he realizes it's recording, he sets it down on the bathroom counter and takes a few steps back, showing off his robe.

It's green silk with gold trim, and a gold tie around the waist. He takes a hit of his vape and does a quick 360, twirling for the camera.

"You like it?" He asks, beaming and carding a hand through his blonde curls.

He stares at the camera for a minute, seemingly waiting for a response, before snapping out of it and reaching to turn it off.

"Sorry. Just smoked a few." he mumbles, and the video ends.

1pm:

Babeeeee I need youuu Come home already Come sit on my lap

[A picture of Derek's lap]

He's still wearing the robe, and his hand is wrapped around his hard cock through the thin silk fabric. No skin is showing, but you can clearly see the familiar outline of his dick.

2pm:

Fuck If you don't come home soon I'm dying asjkdakdjha skdjhfskjdh aksjdkadjs Baby Can I send you Pics Baby asdasjdghask It misses you

[A shakily-recorded video of Derek from the waist down.]

He tugs at the golden strip of silk tied around his waist, slowly unravelling the loose knot.

Eventually it completely falls away, and his rope opens, exposing himself completely for the camera. His dick is standing at attention, twitching and leaking pre-cum down his shaft.

The video pans to his face again, and he absentmindedly gnaws at the end of his vape. Sweat drips down his forehead and he mumbles out a plea you're unable to hear with your volume off. The video ends.

2:30pm:

Baby Oh my God I can't wait Come home Looking at your old pics again Miss you so muchh Fuck work I need you

[A short close-up video of Derek's cock]

He's in bed, his animal-print bedsheets peeking through his legs as he lies back and strokes his cock. Slowly, he bucks his hips up into his hand, clearly trying not to finish just yet. You recognize this as the video from earlier, the one you opened at your desk.

2:45pm:

YOU OPENED IT BABE ARE YOU IGNORING ME BABY I'm so hard right now Please Fuck Fuck Fuck I need you to sit on me Please asajshdas hdsjdhfahd asdasjdk sljkdfls Answer Please Babyyyy

You blink at your screen, finally reaching the bottom of Derek's endless sea of messages. Fuck. You really should be angry with him, but he's so goddamn hot when he's needy.

Not that he needs to know that.

Is this what you do all day while I'm at work? Get high and play dress-up?

FUCK Babe Don't go or I'll die Please

I still have two hours of work left, Derek.

You wouldn't need to work if you'd just move in with me already <3

Your house scares me. No one should be exposed to that much animal print.

I'll buy us a new one. Just come home, pleaseee?

This bastard. He isn't going to give up, is he? You glance at the time, and bite your lip. Maybe you could make up the two hours later? Work overtime this weekend?

Babe?

I'm here. Brat.

Are you on your way over?

Yeah. I'll be home in ten.

Suddenly you feel very, very sick. Too sick to work. You explain this to your boss, who shoos you off and tells you to go home.

One thought plays over and over in your mind as you pack your things and scurry to the car...

Derek better still be wearing that slutty little robe when you see him.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

As someone working in IT, I found the scene where Ambessa got annoyed over nobody being able to control HexTech because the inventors suddenly disappeared, all too relatable.

So often it just happens that something was programmed by a specific person and they never bothered to teach it to anyone else. Then they quit and now you have the mess

[nyipi]

"You want my cat? You're gonna have to f̷̮̄ṳ̵̓c̵̞͊k̵̗̕i̶̖̓n̵͍̾g̶͔͘ ̶͈̀ KILL ME."

.// Alastor's Millie moment when Husk gets abducted by some wannabe Overlord trying to collect unpaid debts

in my head, this happens before they were even contract-bound to each other lol. to alastor, husk has always been that tomcat he picked up from the streets of the entertainment district.

[stormy-skyzzzzzz-art]

everyone shhhh he’s rereading his favourite book.

[benevolentspidey]

all i’m saying is if izuku midoriya were a female main character bkdk would be shipped by EVERYONE

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[heretherebedork]

This man is so babygirl it's almost painful. Just look at him. He leans in after telling him all about his tragic past and goes for the sweetest kiss because he was offered support and if that isn't just pure babygirl, then what is? What is more babygirl than serious trauma and seeking healing in a kiss with a soft boy that can bend you over and show you what he means?

[elliespeach]

what do u mean she slaughtered a whole city.. my pookie bear angel muffin cake pop schnookums would never do that … ://

[cinderellaboyheadcanons]

Gothbudchaddyacestar Headcanon

Chase falls first but Buddy falls harder.

That is to say Chase recognizes he likes Buddy first while Buddy, despite already liking the brat doesn’t realize he does until he gets this eureka moment (undefined) and he’s like; “Ou noe.”

I love my emotionally constipated blorbo <33

[buff-borf-bork]

Behold! a rat!

[harveyscrinklytie]

marvey makes the sun shine; marvey makes the birds sing; marvey is the reason for photosynthesis; marvey is the reason the world rotates and so on

[krasnyel]

greg not being able to form a normal relationship with any woman that he’s met, backing off as soon as they show enough interest in him for them to become a thing. greg not wanting to mention whether or not he ‘rummaged to fruition’ with the girl he’s just met. greg being constantly reminded of his gay father, and how, in the roy’s perspective, being gay meant him leaving his family for nothing more than just to have sexual intercourses with other men. there’s only one woman greg can be in a life-long relationship with, and her name is repression

[phant0ma]

that moment in enies lobby when zoro wanders off in the wrong direction (again) while he, nami & chopper are trying to save robin is so funny bc in german it goes something like this

chopper: hold on! zoro got lost again!

nami: *dies a little on the inside*

chopper: zoro! stop! that's the wrong way!

zoro: hah?

nami: I told you we're going up the stairs, how can you not understand that! are you daydreaming or something?!

zoro: you didn't explain it well enough!

nami: oh so it's my fault?

chopper: zoro, I think I have to prescribe you pills. pills against stupidity.

zoro: against stupidity? why?

[kindahoping4forever]

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