ok this one's better. ignore any previous villain donnie's left in your inbox oooo
[meteorologist voice] well folks if you look to your night sky you'll have a chance of catching a special treat tonight! looks like tumblr user desceros has fucking exploded and will be ascending to become a star in our cosmos. wow, what an opportunity to see spontaneous human combustion in real time. truly something special. anyway, back to you, janice
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today i was ignoring work emails and instead i texted my wife about a frustration i have with how fandom passively explores and swerves sexual intimacy and identity within erotica, and she responded with this and i have never loved this woman more
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We recently hired an older woman truck driver and today she complimented my hair and asked me, "So are you family, or like an ally?" and I answered, "Oh, family 😊" and she got such a happy look and started talking about how glad it made her to have a new job somewhere where people could be openly queer and that she'd never worked somewhere with as high of a percentage of non-cishet people and how good it felt. It was just a really lovely little interaction.
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Hagrid 100% Has A Major Crush On Shouren
And Why You Should Ship Them To!
They both have umbrella wands. Imagine how normal Hagrid feels, when he see’s Shouren take his wand out of his umbrella. They are Umbrella buddies.
Shouren holds nature, and dragons, at a very high regard. Something Hagrid does the same. Someone who finally understands his point of view, and won’t call him insulting names for it
THIS-!
They can both relate to being not seen as equal by society
Big x Smol
They both are very loyal to who they belong to, and their causes
Hagren rolls off the tongue
You know Hagrid would spend hours just listening to Shouren explain his world travels, and Shouren is more than happy to talk about said travels
They are already established friends so fluffy friends to lovers
Look me in the eyes and say Hagrid isn’t currently hiding Shouren in his hut, when Shouren ‘leaves’ Hogwarts. Like Hagrid is hiding dangerous creatures all the time. A fugitive isn’t any different, if you think about it
Imagine Charlie, Shouren, and Hagrid all having tea together
Big chubby dad figure being gentle and sweet to this exhausted man that deserves a place to call home for once
Yes I’m in the middle of writing a fanfic about them on AO3 and I will make a post when the first chapter is posted
HAGRID DESERVES TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY ABOUT ANIMALS LIKE HIM AND WONT SEE HIM WS A STUPID OALF!
Shouren 100% gets along beautifully with Gwamp, and definitely is invested in whatever his younger brother has to talk about
They both would constantly steal dragon ages from the black market, and send them to Charlie to take care of. So they have a side hustle super hero business
Just, come on. LOOK AT THEM-!
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MERA!!!! AZUL TSUM CARD!!!!!
(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ COOL!!! SO COOL!!!!!!! REALLY THE COOLEST….. !!!!!!!!! UUUUWWUWAAAAA OTL tako is stunning as always. >0< The classic smirk… the little peek of wrist we get… SLENDER FINGERS. LAP. THIGHS,,,,,,,, WAIST.
AAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO BE UNDER THAT DESK RIGHT NOW GIVING HIM THE BEST HEAD OF HIS LIFE GRGRGRGRRRR ANYTHING FOR AZUL ASHENGROTTO!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE CONTRACT AND PLEASE LET ME SIGN MY SOUL AWAY. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET A CRUMB OF TAKO PLEASE…. OTL on my knees forever and always for him.
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You! Do you like the daycare attendants? Do you like fan fiction? Well boy do I have the fic for you!
Love, Death and Rollerskates!
It's almost 3 am, I've been reading this all night and I regret NOTHING. Its so well written please please please give it a read. Sunhinged my beloved... Ough... Moon...
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