#i <3 tomatoes :))))) literally my favorite food ever

[mothmanns]

nobody understands me

nvm costoluto fiorentino tomato <33

[000-pawz]

princess treatment (bnd) ˚ · .

ot6 headcanons , fluff , just bonedo treating u like the princess u r!!! (gn reader)

rest of the members under the cut!

a/n: 2am brainrot takeover hi

sungho ˚ ⋆｡˚

𐙚₊˚ always pulls you into his lap whenever possible!!! loves having you close to him and it gives him an excuse to be a little possessive for a bit...><

𐙚₊˚ gives you random gifts and flowers just because he the smile you give him every time (and the thank you kisses too)!!! you'll wake up to a text from him saying "check your mailbox <3" and boom, there's a brand new necklace in there, all shiny and pretty...(he also asks you to wait to put it on so he can do it himself)

𐙚₊˚ puts on your socks and shoes for you!!! pecks your leg after pulling your socks up because duh.... you are royalty!!! even stops in the middle of the sidewalk to tie your shoes if your laces come undone

𐙚₊˚ cooks for you all the time!!! if you even slightly mention craving something, he's in that kitchen before you can even blink >< he lets you sit on the counter and feeds you little bites to taste test because you're his mini chef!!!

˚ ⋆｡˚ riwoo

𐙚₊˚ if you order something and you don't like it, he'll happily trade his food with you <333 he's content just seeing you eating well

𐙚₊˚ sings you to sleep and strokes your hair...and if you've been struggling with sleeping lately, he'll stay up with you until you fall asleep first so you don't get lonely :<

𐙚₊˚ if he sees something that reminds him of you at the store, trust that he'll be buying it in .3 seconds..."oh y/n would like this", "this is y/n's favorite color", "they were thinking about getting one of these"... like he's always thinking of you

𐙚₊˚ "i don't ever want you to be upset, darling. let's talk about this, okay?" like he's so serious about communication. he values your point of view and input over anything and makes sure you always feel seen and heard!!!

jaehyun ˚ ⋆｡˚

𐙚₊˚ opens every single door for you because why would his s/o ever have to touch a dirty door handle when he's literally right there???

𐙚₊˚ writes you lengthy handwritten notes and poems...sneaks them in your bag when you aren't looking or leaves them on your side table to wake up to <3

𐙚₊˚ surprises you with a bubble bath and tea when you get home from a stressful day...gives you a massage after and encourages you to vent to him so he can hold some of your burdens for you :((

𐙚₊˚ brags about you!!! he loves sharing your achievements with people, showing you off to everyone he knows because he's so proud of you and so so so lucky that you chose him <3

˚ ⋆｡˚ taesan

𐙚₊˚ your personal photographer!!! takes pics of you all the time, whether you ask him to or not (he prides himself in getting the perfect candids for your feed)

𐙚₊˚ notices the super small things... like oh you don't like tomatoes in your food so he picks them all out for you <3 and he knows you always carry chapstick in your bag, so he buys you a bunch so you never run out

𐙚₊˚ buys you so... many... clothes... you're sure more than half of your wardrobe is made up of taesan's contributions... it's not his fault you look good in everything!!! he just has to get everything for you so he can see you in it himself <3 (and mayyyybe show you off to everyone else)

𐙚₊˚ makes you personalized mixtapes and writes love songs about you!!! (for your ears only!!)

leehan ˚ ⋆｡˚

𐙚₊˚ "hey beautiful", "you're so gorgeous", "my pretty baby" and any other sappy compliment he can give you at every waking hour of the day

𐙚₊˚ chivalry is not dead for as long as leehan is around!!! he'll give you his coat if you're cold, walks on the outside of the curb to keep you safe, carries your purse/bag for you, pays for all your dates (even if you insist on splitting the bill), etc.

𐙚₊˚ he does all of the planning for trips and he's so intentional and thoughtful about everything so you never have anything to worry about other than being pretty and enjoying yourself <3

𐙚₊˚ loves giving you his clothes to wear like nothing makes him happier than seeing you in his big hoodies and t-shirts!!! he'll even take his hat off and place it on your head simply because "you look cuter with it" like he's so obsessed

˚ ⋆｡˚ woonhak

𐙚₊˚ #1 hype man!!! even if you aren't feeling too confident, he'll be showering you in compliments and praise because you're always beautiful to him, no matter what

𐙚₊˚ leaves you a bunch of texts throughout the day just to check in on you, sends you silly selfies, makes sure you've eaten, and if he asks you to recap your day to him, you better type 4 whole paragraphs about every single detail or he won't accept it ><

𐙚₊˚ posts you every. single. day. like it's actually crazy... you'll click on his Instagram story and boom, there's a cute picture of you picking flowers at the park with the caption 'they're the prettiest flower in the world' and it's so so so cheesy but it makes your heart flutter every single time

𐙚₊˚ shares your hobbies!!! if you're into crocheting, he will sit there for 3 hours making a blanket with you...or if you like to do makeup, he'll let you practice on him!!!

reblogs are greatly appreciated! thank u...<3

masterlist

[sssilverstoned]

couples quiz ꩜ ln4

type: transcription from a youtube video

The GQ couples quiz goes precisely how you both, and your PR teams, expect it to

lily said: i just love world building (even if im not the best at it) so i can't ever leave a concept or pairing alone, so it goes!

part 1 part 2 part 3 2.5ish interlude

Y/N: Why do I feel like I left the oven on in the kitchen?

Lando: Well, because you did. I turned it off on our way out, don't worry about it.

y/n turns to the camera with a bright smile, and lando smiles at the sight of her own.

Y/N: My hero, everyone!

Y/N: And um, I guess we're getting started now? So hi, I'm Y/N L/N, a model and creative director currently based out of Europe.

Lando: And I'm Lando Norris, a driver for McLaren Racing's Formula 1 Team, and this is the GQ couples quiz. And if I may add, I absolutely think I'm going to win.

Y/N: I'm not even dignifying that with banter.

lando turns to the camera, an eyebrow raised.

Lando: Fun fact: Y/N's quite genuinely the most competitive person I've met in my entire life.

y/n's jaw drops with a scoff.

Y/N: No shot! You race for a living, for crying out loud.

Lando: Trust me, Love, you take the cake.

y/n rolls her eyes with no charge, a smile still on both of their faces and small looks exchanged between the two of them,

Y/N: Alright, you first. What's my favorite color?

Lando: (your favorite color), easy. it's the color of your phone case right now too.

Y/N: Yup. What's my favorite place I've traveled?

Lando: You loved Venice, no?

y/n winces, weighing her hands back and forth.

Y/N: I did, but that's not my favorite. In my whole life, I'd say,

Both: Jamaica!

they laugh at their unison.

Lando: And I knew that, I knew that! Because of your grandparents.

y/n nods fondly, giggling at how lando beats himself up about getting one wrong.

Y/N: Alright, what am I most scared of?

Lando: You're petrified of spiders.

y/n gags, and shudders.

Y/N: Don't even get me started.

lando turns to the camera with a faux look of exhaustion.

Lando: This girl refused to go into our bedroom for 3 hours once when I was out because there was a spider on the vanity.

Y/N: Whatever. Where did I go to school?

Lando: Switzerland and New York, very posh.

Y/N: You're calling me posh?

Lando: Can't the pot and the kettle both be black?

a producer bursts out in laughter in the background, making the couple do the same. there's a fondness in both their eyes as they double over in laughter.

Y/N: Okay, okay, almost done. What food do I love and hate?

Lando: You hate mushrooms, and for some reason, you really don't like salmon. As for what you do like, you get stir-fry and noodles a lot, but only from specific places. And you love tomato soup, that's the number one.

Y/N: Right again, nice baby! You make a good one now, by the way.

he winks at her.

Y/N: Who is my celebrity crush?

lando scoffs.

Lando: Dylan O'Brien.

Y/N: Forever and ever. My birthday?

Lando: March 10th, a spicy pisces, as you say.

Y/N: Hey, Olivia Rodrigo herself called me that.

Lando: And what about Scorpios?

Y/N: Nope, not your turn yet, I've got one last question.

lando takes a dramatic breath.

Lando: Alright, hit me with it.

Y/N: Where did we go on our first date?

a big smile grows on lando's face.

Lando: We went to a music show one of our friends recommended, and we both thought it was awful but didn't say anything because we didn't want to leave and have the date be over, so we listened to the most shit jazz music for an hour and a half just to be around each other.

Y/N: Best result from the worst music I've ever heard.

Lando: Ditto. Now, hand me the cards, yeah? I'm about to stump you so good.

the camera transitions to y/n now in the hotseat answering questions, lando teasingly taking his job very seriously with the question cards.

Lando: Alright. Where am I from?

Y/N: Bristol, thought you said you'd stump me?

Lando: This is literally question 1?

lando turns to the producers.

Lando: You see what I mean? Ferocious.

Lando: Moving on, what is our favorite show to watch together?

Y/N: We're rewatching Prison Break, so I'd say that?

Lando: I'll give you that one. Ugh, what was I wearing when we first met? Fucks sake, can we skip this one?

y/n sputters over him.

Y/N: Absolutely not, we're not skipping over this!

Lando: Oh come on, Love-

Y/N: I swear to you, the very first time I met Lando, he came to my 18th birthday party in a full on basketball kit!

Lando: I was told it was "Space Jam" themed!

Y/N: As in dress like you're in space, you fool! Not the Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny movie!

Lando: Needless to say, I was mortified. Seems like she still thought I was cute though, no?

another wink is sent to the camera.

Lando: What's your biggest pet peeve about me?

Y/N: You spoil everything. I can't ever watch a show or a movie without you walking in and going, "Oh, this is the episode before he dies." Like? Who does that?

Lando: Yeah, ah, guilty. Working on it. Eh, not really. What's my nickname for you?

Y/N: Cradle robber.

another producer reacts to this. a sputtering shock of laugh. "you call her WHAT?"

Y/N: We're the same age, mind you.

Lando: Wrong, you've been alive 8 months longer than me on this planet! 3/4 of a year, mind you. But I've got real nicknames for you.

Y/N: Yeah, you do. You call me Love, more than you say my name, so it always feels odd when you do say it.

lando doesn't respond with his voice, but the fond look in his eyes and nod at her answer.

Lando: What irritates me the most?

Y/N: About me? Or, like, in life?

Lando: Life, nothing irritates me about you.

Y/N: Oh, please. But, in life, you're pretty irritable when it comes to selfish people. You've always been like that, though, very compassionate and not a fan of people who aren't.

Lando: Very true, never thought of it like that, I guess. Just don't be an asshole, you know?

Y/N: See? Irritated.

Lando: Anyway. We're on our last question, so I guess you've won because it's not a point question.

Y/N: I won't rub this one in your face, just because you've been a great interviewer.

he gives her a gracious nod, and y/n rolls her eyes.

Lando: You'll never ever know how grateful I am. Final Question, what's something that you weren't expecting about me that you love about me?

Y/N: Oh goodness, are you wanting me to cry? Well, I think something that was initially a hard adjustment was the intensity of your racing schedule, and doing long distance sometimes. We don't really see each other sometimes, but when we do, you always sleep in. And at first it was really annoying to me, because we only have like, 3 days together, wake up! Let's do something! But once you told me that you let yourself sleep in on those days because it's a time to just, be, and we can do it together. So I guess my answer is, I wasn't expecting to love how much you love little moments. You've taught me to be grateful for things we take for granted, and I don't know, I think it's helped me through a lot.

lando stays still for a bit, an adoring look on his face as his eyes swell with what we think were happy tears. we're hoping so, at least.

Lando: I can't wait to marry you one day.

[bbyurnogoodforme]

Some of my safe foods/meals just for myself to keep track of!

Popcorn! Air popped without any butter or salt is around 30 cals per cup! unseasoned popcorn just tastes better than popcorn with butter imo <3

Sugar free gum bc duh! I really like the watermelon flavored gums cuz they taste soso good and they fill my sweet tooth!

These low cal cookies! 50 cals each, love baking these and pairing them with black coffee <3

Cauliflower rice! 27 cals per cup, and super filling! I dont usually eat it by itself, I like to mix it with some protein or veggies!

Rice cakes bc you know the drill, 35 cals each yum yum, I usually pair plain rice cakes with greek yogurt and a few of these stevia-sweetened dark chocolate chips!

Diet Arizona Green Tea! Tbh just any diet drinks, but this ones a personal fan fav! 0 cals, as all drinks should be <3

Shirataki noodles! Tons of fiber, only 5 cals, and filling! Make sure to look up a good way to prep them! I usually boil and stir fry them before eating them!

Boiled eggs! 78 cals each, but still super good for you <3

Teas, teas, and more teas! Theres a tea for everything from metabolism speeding to sleep aid, drink some tea!

Greek Yogurt! This isn't a revelation I've figured out by myself ofc but still! 100 cals per cup, and super healthy! Plus its a great substitute in a lot of cooking!!!!

Canaloupe! 19 calories for a WHOLE wedge! A whole medium sized canaloupe is 180 cals!

Pickles! 7 cals each and suuuuper yummy imo <3 cucumbers are also a major safe food of mine I have them almost every day for a snack!

Soup!!!!! Tomato soup has around 80-100 cals for a whole bowl and its so yummy imo!!!!

Casabella peppers! (yall know those little peppers at in-n-out?) 10 cals each, literally any peppers are my favs, but my friends love to go to in-n-out together with me and I always love getting a diet coke and some casabellas to munch on <3

Chicken! Just in general! 120 for a whole chicken breast is the best thing ever <3

Almond milk! I've always been lactose sensitive so I've never genuinely had regular milk, plus almond milk is 30 cals per cup and full of calcium which is super important for hair and nails!

Miso Soup! My dad's made this stuff for me since I was a wee little kid, its just one of my favorite foods, period! When i found out it was only 50 cals per cup I was absolutely THRILLED

Healthy Choice power bowl microwaved meals. Oh my goodness absolute godsend! 170 for a whole DINNER!!!! Super filling, high protein, literally just put it in the microwave and bam omgggg its so nice to have these when I need them <3

Strawberries, Watermelon, blueberries! Oh my! <3

Low cal versions of my favorite meals! I've been experimenting with a bunch of low calorie recipes of different stuff and they've all been great! If you like cooking, it can be a great way to keep busy and keep with your goals! My favs so far are low cal pancakes, low cal tortilla wraps, low cal margarita pizza, etc!

I'll add more as I discover more! Stay safe <3

[crunchymayo]

i’m one of those people that loves mayonnaise like maybe too much i put it on almost everything and lots of it and so when i go to restaurants i ask for extra mayo on my whatever cause no where ever puts nearly as much mayo as i like on anything but it goes quite differently every time cause like there are some people who are very much not mayo lovers and apparently can’t conceive of the idea of mayo lovers like me and who seem to think that even people who ask for extra mayo don’t actually want THAT much more mayo so they put like the ever so slightest bit of more mayo, but then there are the people who you can tell either 1. are also a mayo lover, 2. know a mayo lover, or 3. have worked in food service long enough to Know™️ but i never know what kind of person i’m gonna get so sometimes when i ask i’ll say it kinda intensely not in an aggressive or demanding way but like my eyes get a little bit wider and i’ll like nod my head while i emphatically say “and extra mayo” and most of the time they get the gist and i get a good amount of mayo on my sandwich or whatever but anyway this one time like 8 years ago me and my sister were in san francisco and had just gotten out of seeing our favorite band of all time in concert and it was literally the absolute best concert experience of my life and we had to wait a bit for our ride and the nearest open place to eat was subway so we go there and i’m still riding this absolute high from the concert and anyway i order a meatball sub and i get the meatballs and the cheese on the sandwich and the guy asks me if i want anything else on the sandwich and i say “just mayonnaise. extra mayonnaise.” as i usually do and this kid, this like 19 year old sandwich artists gives me this like “i got you” nod and then proceeds to put so much mayonnaise on the sandwich that even i was like “damn” but not at all in a bad way i was thinking “this kid knows what’s up” and i didn’t dare stop him just let him load that sandwich up with mayo to his hearts content and then me and my sister sit down to eat our sandwiches and i obviously just can’t stop thinking about the concert and how fucking perfect it was my ears were still pounding my voice was shot and my body ached from head to toe but i was so happy and i took a bite of my meatball sub which was the most mayo’d up sandwich that even i’ve ever eaten and i’m thinking to myself “this is the absolute happiest i’ve ever been” and it was just such a visceral sensory experience and it created such a specific sensory memory for me that now even to this day sometimes when i’m upset or having a bad day i’ll get or make myself some kind of food that has tomato sauce on it and then i add an absurd amount of mayonnaise to it and when i eat it it brings me RIGHT BACK to that moment after the concert when i was the happiest i’ve ever been and um i kinda forgot what i wanted the point of this post to be when i started writing it but oh well

[62percentmaplesyrup]

I just realized i never made anything for my blog

Soo, uhh yeah, i mostly post abt byler💙💛

Abt me

Im pierce im 14-15

I spend most of my time on this app ngl..

I yap a lot clearly, ESPECIALLY in all caps bc yelling is fun.

i love drag anything overly feminize, yet i tend to dress more masculine, tho.

I love rocky horror picture show, it,Dr. who, especially the 10th doctor ,BYLER ,women💗 how could i not...

Im OBSSESED with horrible movies and watching them with friends and making fun of them,

i also have an appreciation for rusted jewelry bc it means you love and wear that piece as much as possible

Im very gay btw

Music im OBSESSED with THE SPARKS, artic Monkeys, george michael, Queen ,will wood ,chappell roan ,the abureys ,Troy Sivan ,gorillaz ,tyler the creator ,billie eilish ,michael jackson ,stevie wonder ,the jacksons ,literally any musical ever

Some of my favorite movies are Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 🍅 Lego batman, The grinch, Wanes World, CORALINE, Sweeny Todd, and beetlejuice, stand by me,it, Matilda,RIDE THE CYCLONE the falsettos beetlejuice

Iv also watched every episode of the Simpsons ever :/ i may have a problem

My fav food is avocado toast and coffee ice cream. i eat an ungodly amount.

Fav drink is root beer no fucking judgment ok i like it :[

My #1 fear is getting sleep paralysis i haven't ever experienced it, but it sounds terrifying, and im constantly moving in my sleep bc of it

I hate homophobia/racism/sexism./ transphobia FUCKING HATEE TERFSS GET OFF MY FUCKING PAGE please do not speak to me if u are any of these

Im also a minor, so please dont dm me anything creepy thx....Unless it's loki funny :3

Bruv i just got back into roblox so if you want to be my zesty bestie my account is chapelm0an

Ohhh, and please, if you ever want to talk abt byler or anything, i would love yap and listen:]

@elhopperentourage for intruding me to the borders and for being a good friend :]

And also @cafekitsune for creating them there ✨️gorgeous ✨️btw ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 i love you my lil leasbeans :3

[yuzushifuo]

OC ASK GAME LETS GOO (hopefully I'm not too late help)

1. Name/Nicknames 👁👁 (Rook and Floyd's nickname specifically, but if Leona is also applicable...)

12. Pet peeves

13. Food!

(/nf! Feel free to answer the ones you feel more comfortable in answering :> Also would love to hear for all of your ocs if you'd love to yap 👀)

YOURE NOT TOO LATE!! NO ONE ASKING ME THIS EITHER LMAO😭😭🙏❤️ i will be adding another oc that is an old one of mine but im reworking on him, i hope you dont mind!!

1. Names/Nicknames

1. Yuu Kurokawa - Yuu-kun(Cater), Shrimpy(Floyd), Trickster(Rook), Herbivore(Leona)

Literally basic prefect combo😭 I give yuu additional cater nickname since jack gets the -kun privileges from cater and i dont think yuu goes that well with -chan either LOL. Also about the shrimp since yuu look nothing like an actual shrimp, i give that floyd is talking about Snowball Shrimp instead

2. Memphis Nicholson - Memphi-chan(Cater), Clownfish(Floyd), Monsieur Director(Rook)

Memphis' club is film research club as a backstage worker, so it would be normal for her to work with Vil and got mentioned when talking with Rook. Thus the name director, though she dont like getting called director much. Also she got described as small and bubbly like a clownfish from Floyd

3. Ernst Lauritsen - Moon jellyfish(Floyd), Monsieur Carefree(Rook)

Jellyfish is taken by Silver and this is even pointed out by Floyd himself, and for Floyd Ernst is more like a moon jelly. Carefree is just his personality that he wouldnt care about everything ever at the point it kind of concerning. But even at the surface level you could tell hes carefree

4. Cedric Aldrich - Isopod(Floyd), Monsieur Melody(Rook)

"His hair reminds me of an isopod" -floyd

He is a music guy and practiced those since young esp the ones in the violin family,, i think rook overheard the performance and then now hes related to music by default

I sketched a little to help you picture him, yes this is old oc that i prob reworked like all of his stuff i cant even remember his old name so i just ball through everything rn😔

I dont think anyone is that important to have Leona setting nicknames for them LMAO,,

12. Pet peeves

Yuu - people with too much energy(changed)

Memphis - disrespect

Ernst - serious people/situations

Cedric - not prepare anything in advance

People who accidentally commit the crime:

🦋-whole of memphis existence in ramshackle pisses yuu off before they know eachother deeper and now on good terms

🐼-ex friends

🪼-riddle, azul sometimes, cedric is seen as too serious to him

🎻-himself, ernst, maybe more people

13. Food

Yuu -

Most favorite: anything with raw fish(sashimi, sushi, etc)

Least favorite: garlic, coriander

I removed spring onions because he can eat but rather not, not as much hatred as garlic and coriander, he loves sashimi most

Memphis -

Most favorite: lemon meringue tart

Least favorite: tomato

She just love very specifically lemon meringue tart, tomato have very weird texture and flavor and it creeps her out

Ernst -

Most favorite: gravy sauce

Least favorite: cheese

Cheese feels plain weird to him like the flavor it gives and gravy sauce is just "addicting" according to him

Cedric -

Most favorite: shrimp

Least favorite: potato

He hates potato texture so much he would give it to ernst in their childhood days, also he likes shrimp texture. This guy is a texture guy

Thank you so much tato for the ask😭🙏 i love how you engage a lot with my stuff i appreciate it and hope you enjoy!! Thank you!!

[stick-ball]

💉, 🍓, and 🎧

💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings

Two piercings in my ears, made my family call me a cow when I was a kid xd, which honestly, thanks bcs cows are the best animals.

Planning on getting 3 very specific tattoos but too paranoid to do it now bcs I travel a lot + tattos can be a problem in this line of work + it took me a long time to get rid of the guilt trip 4 marking my body, BUT I love the designs I have in mind and feel excited about them!

🍓 favorite food

Worst question ever bcs my opinion on food is i will eat literally anything xd I think top contenders for a fave are

Family recipe young vegetable soup with butter fried tomatoes as base

Gong bao but like, the real thing, so spicy everyone in a 10 mile radius dies.

Fresh dates!

🎧 last song you listened to

This lovely song!

[tired-inyxe]

Oh you can’t do this to me! I love fruit too much for this >:(

I’m just gonna do my all time favorites (in no particular order) because I can’t pick between a single fruit, they all have their upsides and downsides

1: honeycrisp or other sweet but incredibly crisp apples. Biting into one of these is one of the best experiences food has to offer. It’s crunchy so you get that satisfying feeling of the apple breaking beneath your teeth, and then you get the taste of some of the best juice there is. Store bought apple juice has nothing on biting into one of these and being so incredibly satisfied when that juice bursts into your mouth

2: Sumo oranges. They’re a specific brand of big oranges that are sweet but not too sweet and aren’t mushy in the slightest. Best oranges by far, if you ever spot one I implore you to try it

3: big strawberries. These are just wonderful when they’re ripe, no comments here

4: I actually don’t like mango that much since they’re too mushy for me (mushy is bad bad texture ew) but that taste is so fuckin good man. If it’s slightly unripe and still firm I’ll gladly bite into one

5: lychee. Literally so fuckin good go try one now I love these so muchhhhh

6: tomatoes. Yeah yeah it’s savory so kinda weird here but I was bored once and fried em on a pan and put salt on em and they were delicious. Totally recommend doing that for a burger, step up your tomato game in your burgers

Bonus: homemade lemon ice cream. I need to let yall know how much this shit slaps. I don’t remember the recipe we used but like you can find how to make it online, there’s ones that don’t require an ice cream machine. It’s literally like heavy whipping cream, sugar, lemon zest, lemon juice, maybe milk and some stuff I can’t remember. Haven’t made it in years but shit is heaven, actually best ice cream I had it was so fuckin good

reblolgos for bigger sample size :))

[xxxtwilightaxelxxx]

Hi nicole, my darling friend!

How r u?

I saw your ask game.. how about, whats your Top 10 favorite food? 😁

Cheerio!

Hi Chell!!!, sorry for the late reply but thank you for the question, thinking of ten might be tricky but i think i can do it :D Now these aren't in any order but...number 1 is def number one, but mainly because i've had it once and it was life changing lol

1: Francesinha: I've only had this once but it was timeless and i hope to eat it again, its basically a meat sandwich, covered in cheese, with an egg on top, and a tomato sauce poured all over it, with chips on the side, i had it at last the second time i went to lisbon and i only wish i knew some place where i live that made this ;_;

2: Reeces: I love peanut butter and chocolate, so the two combined is amazing, and reeces just, has that something that makes it unique to others, its one of my top fave chocolates.

3: Toad in a hole: Its a great comfort food of mine and its literally just sausages in batter, but there is something about it that just makes me so happy to eat it, especially in gravy.

4: Cheese Toastie: You can't do wrong with a cheese toastie, i wish we had the proper machine that makes them but they are def more unhealthy than if you did it on a pan i guess. There is something simple about it but when you use the right cheese and if you add say ham, or once peanut butter, its mind blowing.

5: Sweet and sour Chicken Balls/Pork Balls: When ever I have a chinese we always get them, and its always a good deal since you tend to get 10 and so I have 5 then and 5 the next day. And the sauce you get with it urf, love it.

6: Battered Sasuage and Chips: I don't eat fish so I go for a battered sasuage. Sadly where I live right now, the chips here are never any good, there is a seaside place about almost 2 hours away we went to and omg i almost cried how good the chips were. Its a comfort food also but only when its done right which sadly it hasnt been in years due to them not being as good here as where I used to live.

7: Iceland Chicken, bacon and Waffle Pizza: I don't think they make this anymore but my god I had this a few times and it was the most amazing pizza I've ever had. The combination, the stuffed crust, and the syrup made this a pizza I wish was at every pizza place.

8:Doughnut Time 'its always a gaytime': There was this doughnut from doughtnut time that was based off an australian product called gaytime, and it was a beautiful doughtnut. It was big and the filling was butterscotch i think, and it had this crumb stuff all around it. I loved it so much.

9:Byron's cheesemas burger: Byron did a christmas burger that had 10+types of cheese in it, and included a jug of melted cheese to dip it in. It was probs way too much cheese but the best burger I ever had that I had it twice, never seen or tasted a burger like it.

10:Sheet Cake: This is very random but my mum and sister got this cake from work someone had ordered for everyone and for some reason they took a lot of it home and that frosting....I would eat a whole tub of it. If/when I get married I'm gonna make sure I have a sheet cake all to myself because why should I share something I love like sheetcake XD

Thanks again for asking me this, this was fun :D

[reaganseyebags]

First date with Brett

//sfw

Oh boy oh boy,, he’s nervous

Like,, my man literally cried into your shoulder the moment you agreed you will go on a date with him

He arrived home and literally had a panic attack and probably vomited into his garbage can

But he was also so happy like,, his favorite person wants to go on a date??

He just really cares about you and wants you to have a good time ok?

You both decided on picnic date in one part!! You cannot tell me he doesn’t love picnics

You will bring the drinks and he will get the food.

You were expecting him to just buy some fast food on the way. Or just making something simple like sandwiches or just chopped veggies but nah,, that’s for basic bitches. We are going fancy today.

He decided on homemade pizza

When I mean homemade I mean homemade.

He made the dough for the base, the tomato sauce, fuck it If the man had the time and energy, he would milk a cow and make cheese with his bear hands

He just tried his best to make the best meal for you cuz you deserve it <3

It was a warm day and you were just wondering though the part when you actually spot him sitting in the perfect place.

Under the tree with the perfect shadow.

He waved at you with a big smile on his face when he saw you,

As you got closer to him he stood up to greet you with a hug himbo hug damn I wish

“Hey,, thanks for coming-“

“My pleasure,, I’m glad to see you”

He actually bought pillows so you two can sit comfortably the whole time!!

So you two sat down and started unpacking all you things.

“So eh,, I didn’t really know what drinks you like but I know you work out a lot so I made you this protein smoothie-“ you handled him a bottle with thick liquid. At that moment he started giggling for himself

“Jeez,, you are bringing here protein smoothies and I literally baked us a pizza”

“You made us,, a pizza?”

“Yeah! I made my own dough and the sauce actually! It’s easier than it sounds!”

This dude did not bake homemade pizza for you on a first date- FIRST FUCKING DATE

“Eh,, now I feel kind of bad that you did so much work on pizza and I did just a basic smoothie-“

“No no Reader,, this was worth my every second ok? I just want the best for you,, I really enjoyed the process actually,,”

You eyes connected. You really didn’t know how to respond so you just smiled and nodded. He smiled back at you.

He brought out the big box and open it right before you,, he looked like a proud puppy that just killed his first mouse. Which is very proud

“Take how much you like,, and if we are gonna have leftovers, I will give them to Reagan” he gave you another smile as he took one slice as well.

It both looked and smelled so good- you still couldn’t believe he made this one himself-

As you took your first bite,, you weren’t afraid to call this the best pizza you ever ate, Gordon Ramsay would clapping if he was there and could taste it

He was watching you reaction this entire time. Hoping to the shadow government you will like it.

“THIS IS THE BEST PIZZA I EVER ATE WHAT THE FUCK”

He actually jumped at how loud your voice was

“Haha well I’m glad!” He once again smiled at you as he took his bite,

Then you two just chatted and ate and drank.

You talked about anything that came to your mind, childhood memories, embarrassing high school and collage stories, your current job,, it was a lot-

He also mentioned how he loved that smoothie you made him and that you should send him a recipe!

It was generally really nice to chat with your best friend like that-

At the end of the day when you could see the moon coming up you two decided to go home. As sad as that sounded

You packed your stuff and helped to pack Bretts stuff as well.

As he was pulling his blanket together, you leaned in to give him a kiss on a cheek.

He just stopped and looked at you, already blushing so hard-

“Thank you for today, I had so much fun”

You could see he was trying to respond but he physically couldn’t, he was so shocked by the kiss it was adorable.

“I-eh uh- I’m-“

“It’s ok big guy” you pressed another kiss on his lips this time.

“See you around” you smiled and turned to leave before you face hun again and gave him a finale wave,

He was standing there, red like tomato, trying to process what just happened for like,, 5 solid minutes-

[sleepysnk]

a/n: below are some personal hcs about the beach! :) i hope you all enjoy reading them! 🤍

characters: obito uchiha (duh!)

warnings: modern au, some spoilers to the chapters, some suggestive content, fluff, just overall cute content.

The Beach: Headcanons!

- one of my favorite headcanons is that Obito’s celebrity crush is SZA 😭. he’s the type to deadass talk about her to every single frat guy, and he loves her. he would also follow her everywhere because he’s just obsessed (in a healthy way!).

- Obito would eat those Mott’s fruit snacks all the damn time. he walks around the frat house literally eating a whole box because he’s been obsessed since his mom gave them to him when he was a kid. they are like a comfort food for him at this point 😭. DO NOT EVER TAKE HIS FRUIT SNACKS.

- Obito lost his virginity when he was in his junior year 😭, and he deadass ran away after because he hated it. he had to research so much about sex afterwards.

- me and @kxmisato have talked about this so many times, but Obito has this habit of biting you whenever he has the chance. he’ll bite your cheek or he’ll lay between your thighs and playfully bite your leg. he just can’t help but do it 😭.

- he’s allergic to strawberries. don’t ask why or how, but he’s very allergic. don’t give him strawberry’s 😑.

- believe it or not, but Obito loves to be little spoon sometimes. if you’re cuddling, sometimes he’ll switch positions so he’s laying on your chest. he feels so much comfort when you do this, and sometimes he’ll fall asleep like that. THIS BOY LOVES AFFECTION!! DON’T DENY HIM SOME CUDDLING.

- he spends 30 minutes trying to send the right picture to you. he will literally sit there and look at every photo before finding the right one. he’s so picky too 🙄, so if you take pics with him he will be such an ass.

- this guy hates tomatoes with a passion. the idea of them disgusts him, so don’t even try to convince him to try them.

- Obito really likes your cheeks. he’ll squeeze, bite, pinch, anything. he loves the way they look, and he’s obsessed with them. THIS GUY IS ADORABLE AND HE LOVES TO KISS THEM.

- he’s not afraid to moan 😏.

- since Obito plays basketball in the beach, he loves to try and teach you new things. he knows you’re not familiar with the sport, so he thinks it is his destiny to teach you about everything. he often teases you whenever you miss a shot, and you want to punch him whenever he makes fun of you. he’s also the type to beg for a kiss after he makes a shot. he’s corny like that, okay? 😭

- tackles you for absolutely no reason. you’ll be minding your own business and he’ll just tackle you on the couch with his arms tightly wrapped around you.

- LOVES TO PLAY-FIGHT.

- Obito often plays video games when he’s bored, so if you call him randomly, he’ll most likely be on the game. if you do, he’ll make sure to prop his phone up and move one of his headphones to the side so he can listen to you. he’s pretty good at responding, and he’s never the type to ignore you. it’s honestly super cute <3.

- has asked you multiple times to suck his dick while he plays games 🙄

- some of y’all might get an ick, but Obito would deadass threaten to fart on you if you don’t hug or cuddle him. HE WILL DEADASS TRY AND SCARE YOU BY TURNING AND PUTTING HIS BUTT IN YOUR DIRECTION 😭.

- since he’s allergic to strawberries, he avoids anything strawberry related except for the scent. he loves the scent, so he gets salty over being allergic. he also had a pink drink once and almost died because the worker left a strawberry in it 😭.

- Obito follows you around everywhere. he has a habit of just following you when you go into another room, and he’ll wait if you’re in the bathroom. he’s a clingy little shit <3.

- YOU CANNOT TAKE OBITO ANYWHERE IN PUBLIC. he’s often a dirty minded person, so he’ll go out of his way to brush his dick on your ass while you’re at the store. you’ll ignore it, but then he just keeps doing it to get your attention and you get annoyed because he won’t stop and you’re trying to shop. it usually ends with you giving him head in the parking lot.

- once threw a ball at your head, and he never ran faster in his life.

- I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH 🥰.

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

YAYYYY u responded!! Ik we both have a hard time with favorites so sorry abt that, but i wanted to know! XD

I LOVE UR COLOR CHOICE!!! It’s just like blood <3333 I’m a dandelion yellow girlie myself :3 but IRL I wear mostly black with colorful graphic tees X3

OMG U RLY ARE MY FERRET THEN!!! If it’s not uncomfy for u I wanna make matching fursona for ussss mouse and ferret X33 Btw bugs are DEFINITELY on the table! I’m a crustacean person myself so I get having some interesting favorite animals! My actual fav animal is a pigeon crab or shrimp tho X3

Btw I love butterflies too!! In my family everybody has an animal that symbolizes good luck for them and mine is a blue butterfly!

I LOVE MACARONS TOO!!! Raspberry macarons my beloveds <33 but spagetti is my fav food!! It’s been my safe food ever since I was little! I love Mac anc cheese too tho! Also SOUPPPP YESSSSS TOMATO OR BROCCOLI CHEDDAR SOUP GET IN MY MOUTH!!!! I literally just had BC soup what r the odds??

Yk u remind me of macarons, specifically the raspberry lemon ones, bc ur so sweet and comforting! They have my color palette tho XD

I love strawberry things too!! That’s one of my fav icecream flavors! I actually HATE carbonation tho I wait for sodas to sit out and lose the carbonatedness before I drink it 😭 I like my root beers flat and ik im a freakkkkk na but despite being lactose intolerant my fav drinks are boba milk tea!

I like my room too, it’s so fluffy and warm and it has nightlights to keep me calm and a bunch of dream catchers!! I have like 10 dream catchers and a negative-spirit-catcher crystal in my room bc I always get nightmares and they help meeee

LETS GO TO BOBA TOGETHER SOMEHOWSWWWWW maybe whenever we get boba IRL we put the pic on tumblr and send it so it’s like we’re at the shop together!

Ooooo I know I love Amy! I know there’s SOMEONE in my mutuals who’s obsessed with it…. Are you sillystringstar or sillysillynoodles or kitchenaidmixer02 by chance?????? IF UR NOT IM RESEARCHING AND GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!

OMG U LIKE SEREPH OF END??!! I LIKED IT BEFORE IT GOT POPULAR! That being said I never finished it I shouldddddd I used to kin Mikaela!!

That being said I think u kin both Amy and Bibi and also Yu from ONS!! Maybeeeezzz. If I got that right my prize is for u to stay!

Bellsprout?? That’s an interesting one! My fav is Darumaka and Magikarp tho so who am I to judge XD if u go into my REALLY early days on this blog you’ll see a list of my fav mons! I’m partial to bug types I think they deserve more love <3 and also electric types!! JOLTIK AND PLUSLE/MINUN MY BELOVEDDDS

Wait how do you feel about victoribell being on people’s hear me outs?? ISNT IT FREAKY?!?!

Also I might be biased bc my first (and only pkmn gave I’ve actually PLAYED so far) is BDSP so best games are sinnoh and unova centric ones <333

OMG I LOVE WILL WOOD UR SO READ FOR I/ME/MYSELF!!! I’m a big laplaces angel fan myself <333333 I actually can’t say I know what “Overtime” is but I might check it out!

Btw if ur wondering my fav songs are probably latch and sweet devil! But I have SOOOOO many it’s an unfair question ik XD

IM GLAD U HAD FUN YAY!!!

YAYYYY I CAN FINALLY RETURN ASKS TO U!!!

I have so many questions that I’ve wanted to ask!!

What ur favorite color, animal, food, drink, place, fandom, pokemon, and song?? :D

OKAY OKAY OKAY...

Favorite color.. Maybe red? I wear a lot of black Irl (Gasp) and red goes good with it :3 So like..

This red.. not too bright not too dark.. Lobe red :D

ANIMAL UHM.. So right, favorite anime would probably be a ferret actually (Or maybe an otter..), if we're not including bugs. If we ARE including them then butterflies :3 I love love LOVED going to those butterfly houses when I was little waaaahhh.. They were so fun.. Yeah, but generally I like most animals? So it's sort of hard to pick a favorite..

FOOD IS EASILY MACARONS. I know that's a dessert but they're actually a gift from god I think, all hail macarons.. BUT. If I don't say dessert then probably spaghetti or like.. any sort of soup.. You can never go wrong with spaghetti and when I'm not all that hungry then soup is usually my go to :D

DRINKKK Hmm.. I love carbonation like nothing else so I'd either have to say sprite or ALTERNATIVELY strawberry milkshakes because uhm! I just love strawberry flavored things actually I giggle..

Place, that's a hard one actually... The first answer that pops into my head is my room because.. It's my little sanctuary? Sure it's unclean and messy and ya ya ya, but my room is my little hideaway so.. BUT. (It seems like there's always a but to these huh.) But, if I couldn't choose my room, then like, boba shops. They're generally just super nice, good music and good drinks? Sign me up?

OH MY GOD FANDOM?? Wait this might actually be a hard one, I don't stick to fandoms well oh god.. Actually, wait. This might be an easy one. So, It'd be between both I Love Amy (A wlw manga, it's so good..) or ONS or Owari No Seraph :3 I have kins from both of those to.. if you can guess them I'll uhm.. Actually no idea what I'll do but trust there's a prize..

Pokemon, easiest question in the world. Bellsprout and all his evolutions. PRIMARILY because I used to play a lot of "Let's Go Pikachu!" and you can have a Pokemon follow you around and I found him stupidly adorable so yeah, my roman empire I fear. My favorite type would be Fairy though..

Song is actually a difficult one because.. There's so many?!? I look off into the distance.. Right now it's probably I/Me/Myself because it's so insanely me coded SO. And as you probably saw coming, alternatively, I really like Overtime. Yes. It's loud but I think that song encompasses what joy sounds like actually. So it's my baby..

ANSWER THE ASK!! THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTIONS SAKKI THEY WERE SO FUN TO ANSWER AAAA!! <3

[patt-writes-stuff]

Beach Days with The Genshin Characters!

Wc: 1.7k+

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe people being creeps? (None of the chars or you tho it’s very brief)

A/N: HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! These were supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited. If you by any chance wanna see some for your fav character lmk! I know it says request are closed in my bio but since it’s just hcs it’s a lot less (and I really enjoyed writing these so ajdhdhdk)

🔥Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

🖌Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You’re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

🦋Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

💎Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking pi��a coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

🍃Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll ever conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.

[abramsbooks]

RECIPE: Pesto alla Trapanese (from Pizza Czar by Anthony Falco)

Trapanese pesto originates from the western Sicilian province of Trapani. Like the iconic Ligurian version, it features basil, but Trapanese pesto uses almonds (instead of pine nuts) and tomatoes. It’s Sicilian, so there are breadcrumbs and really nice olive oil too. This recipe originated out of a collaboration with my friend Paul Cavalcante, a talented Italian chef I worked with in Staten Island. It was Paul’s idea to do a vegan Trapanese pesto pie. We were shooting from the hip, throwing things in a blender, and after the third version, we knew we had something. A local who tried it said it was the best vegan pizza she’d ever had, which is when my job seems like it’s the coolest thing in the world. Just toss some al dente noodles in a saucepan with a little pasta water and at the last minute, throw in the pesto.

Makes 1 quart (about 1 liter)

250 grams (about 8 ounces) unsalted almonds, toasted

500 grams (about 1 pound) cherry tomatoes

100 grams (about 3½ ounces) canned whole peeled tomatoes (preferably Bianco DiNapoli), drained

60 grams (about 2 ounces) basil leaves

3 grams (1 tablespoon) mint leaves

15 grams garlic (about 5 cloves), peeled

8 grams (1 teaspoon) sea salt

175 grams (¾ cup) extra-virgin olive oil

Combine the almonds, cherry tomatoes, canned tomatoes, basil, mint, garlic, and salt in a blender or food processor and blend until the nuts are pea-sized.

Continue to blend while slowly incorporating the olive oil until the paste is emulsified but not completely smooth. Taste and adjust seasoning, transfer to a container, and refrigerate until ready to use (no more than 3 to 5 days).

In his comprehensive first book, legendary pizza czar Anthony Falco teaches you everything you need to know to make pizza wherever you are, drawing from his singular experience opening pizzerias around the globe

If there’s one thing the entire world can agree on, it’s pizza. It just might be the world’s favorite food. In every climate, in every region, in every kind of kitchen, there’s pizza to be had, infused with local flavor. In this definitive book, filled with hacks, tips, and secret techniques never before shared, International Pizza Consultant Anthony Falco brings the world of pizza to your kitchen, wherever you are.

After eight years at the famous Brooklyn restaurant Roberta’s, culminating with his position as Pizza Czar, Falco pivoted from the New York City food scene to the world, traveling to Brazil, Colombia, Kuwait, Panama, Canada, Japan, India, Thailand, and all across the United States. His mission? To discover the secrets and spread the gospel of making the world’s favorite food better. Now the planet’s leading expert pizza consultant, he can make great pizza 8,000 feet above sea level in Bogotá or in subtropical India, and he can certainly help you do it at home. An exhaustive resource for absolutely any pizza cook, teaching mastery of the classics and tricks of the trade as well as completely unique takes on styles and recipes from around the globe, Pizza Czar is here to help you make world-class pizza from anywhere on the map.

For more information, click here.

[ladykissingfish]

What do you think, in today’s world, the Akatsuki members’ favorite foods would be? Doesn’t have to be their canonical faves either. Love your blog/all your quirky little posts! ❤️

thank you for the love for my blog, I appreciate it!

and I like your question. let’s see, um, well Hidan and Deidara I can see being typical young guys and just living off of fast food. I can see Deidara eating like 40 McDonald’s chicken nuggets in one sitting, covered in a mix of bbq and sweet and sour sauces, and still complaining about being hungry. Hidan I can see being a burger guy, the bigger and thicker, the better. And not just a burger but a burger loaded with pickles and tomatoes and onions and half a cow’s worth of cheese. Topped with a mountain of ketchup-drenched fries that Deidara (if he’s eating with Hidan) will filch half of. Oh, and soda. These two can down an entire 12 pack of Coke each or just guzzle two liter bottles.

Kakuzu and Kisame, I can see being a bit more evolved in their tastes. Kisame being half-shark probably has an appreciation for fine sea food, like salmon or mahi mahi; or I can also see him being the type to go to one of those conveyor belt sushi places and just amassing stacks of plates at his elbow. Kakuzu, well the old guy is cheap af, but on the few occasions he’s not, I can see him enjoying a nice steak, rare, maybe with sautéed onions and mashed potatoes, and some sort of cruciferous vegetable. Kisame strikes me as a water drinker and Kakuzu (again when he’s not being cheap) either a good glass of wine, or a scotch.

Sasori doesn’t eat, but if he DID, I can kinda see him having a thing for soufflés. Like wanting to make them on his own and always working on perfecting his recipes to make the fluffiest creations ever. Making a soufflé requires a lot of precise baking work and attention to detail, which I feel someone like him would be good at. Also see him as being the kind to enjoy a cold glass of milk, and *chocolate* milk if he’s being “adventurous” that day.

Konan, she has such a lovely slim figure and I imagine she eats in a way to keep herself in shape, so mostly healthy foods like salads, yogurt, lean proteins and a variety of fruits and vegetables. But when she allows herself a “cheat” day, I can see her being just as big a fast food eater as Deidara and Hidan. For some reason I picture her going to Taco Bell, ordering a nachos bell grande and like 4 chalupas, eating it all, hiding the evidence and working out twice as hard the next day, to make up for it. Also see her being like Kakuzu in that she enjoys an occasional glass of wine, maybe a hard drink every now and then.

Obito and Itachi, they grew up in the Uchiha clan and the Uchiha never had a lot of money or resources, instead learning to stretch what they had to make delicious meals. So I think each of their favorite things to eat would be home cooked things, simple yet tasty. Maybe for Obito garlic-roasted chicken and potatoes, or possibly a marinated roast beef. For Itachi, I can see breakfast as being his thing, like big homemade breakfasts like his mother used to make: pancakes, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, eggs, bacon, or maybe once in a while something like an apple tart. Both of them strike me as tea drinkers, although I see Obito as drinking his tea plain/black and Itachi using a lot of honey or lemon or sugar as sweeteners.

Nagato, I think he’d really be a fan of pasta. Easy to eat, easy to digest, and so many different types. I think a vegetable lasagna would be his favorite type, noodles and ricotta and mozzarella, spinach, zucchini, carrots, peppers … and he’d ask Konan to make this for him at least once a week. He’s not a big eater in general but with this I can see him having 2 or 3 servings. Also see him as being a coffee drinker, although he’s trying to cut back because the caffeine probably isn’t very good for his heart.

and Zetsu … well, his eating habits would be hard to stick into a modern day world, right? But maybe he’d enjoy some unique cuts of (cooked) meat, stuff like roast rabbit, or herb-crusted rack of lamb, or maybe even quail or squab. Like Kisame, I see him as being solely a water drinker.