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queer-reader-07 · 1 year ago

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things my chem prof said this week that made me laugh:

- "that's why you drink liquid cocaine *waves his coffee cup around* caffeine is a weak drug"

- "if you think about it, if you were set on fire you'd probably be more disordered than you are now." *nods of calm agreement from the class*

- "oh god what do i call these? um. we're gonna call them London forces. that's probably the best na- actually no i shouldn't say that. it's the best name for a chemist which is like the worst name for everybody else. oh well! we don't care about everyone else, they're London forces!"

#i <3 chemistry #personal #stem major shenanigans

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wynncass · 3 days ago

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me pulling up mass spectrometry graphs to explain why taledar is a better ship name than aletas

#obligatory do whatever you want i’m not your mom #listen guys. i get that yall believe in tasim rights #and that’s the difference between you and i. bc i hate both of these gays but i will give no dues a mc whose last quest is lv 25 #but ignoring that and ignoring the fact that i generally don’t like ship names that portmanteau the first parts of people’s names #taledar just has that good mouth feel #the t sound in the middle of aletas bc of the nature of the portmanteau is jarring. bc it’s meant to be at the beginning of the word #i always stumble over it like. it feels gross to say it out loud lowk #idgaf actually idk why i’m posting about this #guys im an adult i have better things to do #this isn’t even a big deal i don’t even care. as long as we get more fanfic #anyways shoutout mass spectrometry . MOLAR MASS 💯💯💯💯#i <3 chemistry #wynncraft #taledar #(through gritted teeth)#aletas

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idontliketomatoesleavemealone · 1 year ago

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I love listening to my English teacher and my classmate bitching each other out, they have such a special relationship. To quote my teacher today, „dude, (name), there‘s people that change their underwear less regularly than you change your crushes!“

#i <3 chemistry

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lazylittledragon · 7 months ago

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i said that gale and cyra have disaster romcom energy and now it's all i can think about

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #galemance #gale dekarios #tav #i think it falls under miscommunication trope bc she's SO hard to read that he would think she's fucking with him #but no she genuinely wants to know every reason he disliked that book #in this au she actually has a phd instead of just being. a weird lady #she's still a weird lady but she's licensed now #also idk if it's registered bc i haven't done a lot of comics with her but i see her a lot like elizabeth zott from lessons in chemistry

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badolmen · 7 months ago

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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ladyofthecreeddraws · 9 days ago

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"Down, boy."

#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #armand #the vampire armand #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #devil's minion #fanart #m'art #bad and naughty fledglings don't get to drink from their maker #they do get the claw in the tongue treatment tho <3 #upgraded the boy torture to old man torture. as a treat.#i would like to personally thank molly for introducing me to the movie Cruel Intentions #which might have permanently altered my brain chemistry

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 11 months ago

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#all i know is when this comes out in may im gonna be obsessed #warning yall now #kind of want to read this book now too #bridgerton #penelope x colin #colin x penelope #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #love #polin #the angst is too good #the chemistry damn #Nicola Coughlan #luke newton #season 3

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alsoika · 1 year ago

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I've been dead in the ground for long enough. It's time to try living again.

#astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #i am so much in my feelings after finishing his quest #he changed my brain chemistry #bg3 spoilers

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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your krakoa era cherik art has altered my brain chemistry

more krakoa era is to come from me my friend so i worry for your brain

#xmen #xmen comics #krakoa #house of x #cherik #charles xavier #professor x #erik lehnsherr #magneto #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #snap sketches #THANK YOU SM !!!!! i hope :) i hope your brain chemistry being altered is good ..... if not ermmmm oops </3 #everyone ignore the fact i started to rush this at a certain point i have to go somewhere today bRLTKBJS #theres an alt ver where erik's wearing the black suit but the black + black suit combo was makign me mad so.#i went with the black suit first cause i just finished reading inferno and i wanted to draw it .... oops lol ....#ima just keep that ver locked in a folder forever thats just for me. ill draw his black suit publicly one day #after all i love his outfit in resurrection ... thats a delicious suit right there ...#anyway !!!!!! thank you again !!!!!!! please enjoy Them

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catsharky · 1 year ago

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Yeah I was right and there was no way I was getting the rest of this done without making you all wait another month or two, so I just went to the next good break point. We're officially past the halfway point with Astarion though, so not too much longer before you actually get to see Rolan again!

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